闪谷前情提要 Previously on Shining Vale...
特里 小心 Terry, watch out!
有个小女孩 There was a little girl!
这是帕特·菲尔普斯 This is Pat Phelps.
她买了榆树街的那栋大房子 She bought the big house on Elm.
房子有什么问题吗 Is something wrong with the house?
是笔财富 It is a treasure.
没有地下室 但阁楼有很大的储存空间 No basement, but the attic has plenty of storage.
卡姆说她读了我在阁楼上写的那几页 Kam read the page that I wrote in the attic
可我根本不记得写过那些内容 which I don't even remember writing.
她酗酒 She was a complete alcoholic.
我都16年多没喝酒了 Sober for over 16 years.
我的孩子们也不爱搭理我 My kids ignore me.
你什么时候开始戴十字架的 When do you wear a cross?
我也可以有信仰的好吧 I'm allowed to have spirituality!
嗨 盖娜在吗 Hi, is Gaynor around?
看来娃们相处的不错 Seems our children have developed a friendship.
帕特说能看见鬼 Pat's seeing ghosts.
只有一个 是个50年代的家庭主妇 One ghost. It's a"50s housewife.
她总来我的梦里造访 She keeps popping up in my dreams.
好消息 帕特丽夏 Good news, Patricia.
你没疯 You're not crazy.
傍晚清凉 ♪ In the cool of the evenin' ♪
一切都是如此合时宜 ♪ When ev'rything is gettin' Kind of groovy ♪
天哪 搞什么呢 Oh, my God. What the hell!
就像鬼 ♪ Just like a ghost ♪
你不停出现在我的梦中 ♪ You keep a-hauntin' My dreams ♪
所以我打算 ♪ So I'll propose ♪
在万圣节求婚 ♪ On Halloween ♪
和一个像你那鬼魅般的姑娘 ♪ With a spooky little girl Like you ♪
动一动啊你 Come on, you bitch.
-怎么了 -没事 没事 - What's up? - Nothing, nothing.
我就是在欣赏你 I'm just admiring your
用丰田车的力气吭哧吭哧拖柜子 toddler-trapped-under-a-Toyota-like strength
然后把地板划得到处都是道子 and our newly-gouged floors.
我知道你不想听我这么说 但我们家有个鬼 I know you don't wanna hear this, but we have a ghost
我很确定她就住在壁橱里 and I'm pretty sure she lives in this closet.
盖娜 抱歉吓到你了 Gaynor, I'm sorry to freak you out.
-我没事 -好吧 好吧 - I'm cool. - Okay, okay.
就算咱家是有个鬼吧 帕特 Let's--let's assume we do have a ghost, Pat.
然后那个鬼就住在你说的这个 And let's say that that ghost lives right there
壁橱里 in this closet.
你觉得拿个大衣橱挡住壁橱 Do you really think that this armoire situation
她就出不来了 is the best way to keep her from haunting us?
别一副居高临下的派头 - Don't condescend. - Mm.
大衣橱只是个权宜之计 The armoire is a stopgap measure.
非常好 Great.
鬼怪问题解决了 Ghost problem solved.
我们吃早饭吧 Let's have breakfast.
我只想要找个安静点的地方 好有点隐私空间 I just wanted a quiet place so I can get some privacy.
别理我 Leave me alone.
那个鬼应该是在打飞机 I think the ghost was jerking off.
星期三
我以为你们俩明天才来呢 I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow.
你说吧特里 你非要今天来的 Oh, go ahead, Terry. It was your idea.
好吧 Okay.
我们搬进房子后 我觉得 When we moved into the house, I feel--
我还是能看见鬼 I'm still seeing the ghost,
特里却不相信我 所以 and Terry doesn't believe me, so.
抱歉 你说完了吗 I'm sorry. Were you done?
没有 我刚刚只是停顿了一下 No, it was just a breath between two sentences.
-那个50年代的家庭主妇吗 -嗯 - This is the"50s housewife? - Mm-hmm.
我知道你认为多给我开点抗抑郁药她就能消失 I know you thought she would go away with more antidepressants,
但我现在看见她的次数更多了 but I'm seeing her even more now.
而且我听见壁橱里传来音乐声 And I'm hearing music coming from the closet, which--
可特里完全不理会 Terry just completely dismisses it.
我也不是不想理会 I don't get the satisfaction of dismissing it.
问题是我看不见啊 I can't see it.
那是因为你都不回家的 That's because you're never home.
我天天困在家里 I am bouncing around the house
苦思冥想我的书 stuck on page one of my fucking book,
可你却在城里 谁知道天天干什么 and you're off in the city doing who knows what.
我能干什么 我有工作啊 You know what. I have a job.
我去城里和凯瑟琳一起准备工作上的事 I work and I'm often in the city prepping with kathéryn.
凯瑟琳 kathéryn.
你听见了吗 伯格医生 她这样我没法搞啊 Do you hear that, Dr Berg? That can't be healthy.
每次一提到我同事的名字 Every time I mention my coworker's name,
她就要重复一下 she parrots it.
怎么了 我只是喜欢你说凯瑟琳和帕特的感觉 What? I just like the way you say kathéryn versus Pat.
我的公司正打算管理 My firm is pitching to manage the pension
纽约大主教管区的养老金 of the New York Archdiocese.
是笔大生意 It's a gigantic deal.
他们给我配了个专家 And they paired me with an expert.
-凯瑟琳是 -凯瑟琳 - kathéryn is-- - kathéryn.
帕特 她也不是什么吸引人的小姑娘 Pat, she's not some tasty piece of ass.
她跟你一个岁数了 She's your age.
您也听见他说的这话了吧 Can we just sit with that for a moment?
我们先把凯思琳的事放一下 回到你说闹鬼的事 Let's put a pin in Kathryn and get back to your ghost.
我在想 她会不会是困在家里的你 I'm wondering if she's a projection of the part of you
投射出来的一个概念 that is trapped at home.
一个压抑的家庭主妇帕特 the Pat who's a repressed housewife.
-怎么 -你那动静是什么意思 What? What's, ""?
没有冒犯你的意思 No, it's not an insult.
不过你也算不上是家庭主妇吧 不做饭不收拾屋子 It's just you don't cook and you don't clean.
有啥可压抑的 You don't act repressed.
我都要压抑死了 -I'm plenty fucking repressed. -Mm.
我们 我们回到刚才说的这点上 Let's--let's get back on point.
你觉得我精神分裂吗 You think I'm schizophrenic.
我 我发誓 你要是再给我诊断为疯子什么的 我就真要疯了 I-I swear if I get one more crazy diagnosis, I'm gonna go nuts.
我们还是不要用疯这个词 Let's avoid the word "crazy."
作家创造另一个自我 It's not uncommon for a writer
来释放创造力的情况并不少见 to create an alter ego to unlock creativity.
就像个枪手一样吗 So you mean like a ghostwriter?
我们暂且说她是你的灵感女神吧 Let's say she's your muse.
显然她一直在激发你的想象力 She's obviously been stoking your imagination.
试着与她交流一下 Try engaging her.
好吧 Hmm. Okay.
与此同时 我给你开一周的 In the meantime, here's a scrip
抗焦虑药吧 for anti- anxiety medication just uh, for the week.
不用再换了吧 Not another one.
吃氯硝安定就行 Just take the Clonazepam.
我 我给你做咨询15分钟 I've--I've been with you 15 minutes.
我都要开始焦虑了 Even my plants are nervous.
天哪 抱歉 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
嗨 瑞安 Oh, hi, Ryan.
嘿 盖娜 你忙什么呢 Hey. Wow. Gaynor. What's up?
没什么 Uh, not much.
我一直在想上周 I'm just thinking about
你在贞洁俱乐部做的分享 your share at Chastity Club last week.
说你差点对着色拉布上的照片打飞机 How you almost jerked off to that Snapchat.
-分享的真是太好了 -我 我说的 -That was powerful. -Oh, well, I was talking--
我说的是如何做一个贞洁俱乐部的脸书首页 I was talking about making a Chastity Club Facebook page.
反正就是挺好的 Still really powerful.
你分享的 And your share about
和楼上邻居上床的那段 how you had sex with your upstairs neighbor.
就是个玩笑 Was a joke.
我只是想吸引小组成员的注意力而已 Obviously, I'm just trying to get a rise out of the group.
很成功啊 有三个人当时就走了 Well, it worked. Three people left.
靠 糟糕 抱歉 Shit--shoot. Sorry.
一会你有事吗 Uh, so hey, uh, what are you doing later?
没有 Uh, not much.
祈祷 可能祈祷吧 Praying. Praying probably.
你想一起吃晚饭吗 You wanna come over for dinner?
你们一起吃晚饭吗 当然好 You guys do that? Hells yeah.
那我们晚点见 一起吃晚饭 I'll see you later for a home-cooked meal.
好 Yeah.
-嘿 菲尔普斯太太 -嗨 盖伊 - Hey, Mrs. Phelps. - Hi, Guy.
给我几分钟 我 我去给你拿药 Give me a few minutes and I'll--I'II get this filled.
好 那我就在这等 Okay. I'll just be right over here.
好吧 你都没听我说话 You don't care. Okay.
见鬼 罗宾 Holy shit, Robyn.
没事吧 Are we okay?
没事啊 Yeah, we're fine.
其实我有事 关于你卖给我们的那栋房子 Oh, a-actually, is there something you forgot to mention
是不是有什么事没告诉我 about the house you sold us?
当然 房子有很多故事 Of course, she has stories to tell.
每个生命都会留下痕迹 Every life leaves a mark.
秘密还有旧钟表 Secrets and old clocks
破损的挂坠盒还有隐藏的楼梯 and broken lockets, and hidden staircases.
你说的是神探南希里的台词吧 Those are just Nancy Drew titles. l Cast\C
-是嘛 -是啊 - Are they? - Uh-huh.
你可真有见识 You are so well- read.
那栋房子是不是闹鬼 Is the house fucking haunted or not?
菲尔普斯太太 Mrs. Phelps.
你可以去拿药了 Looks like your medicine is ready.
就是过敏药而已 Yeah, it's for my allergies.
布鲁克林不像这里这么多植物 They don't have that many plants in Brooklyn.
你的氯硝安定准备好了 I have your Clonazepam.
好 我这就去取 Oh, great. I'll take it from here.
这是四类精神药物 This is a Class Four psychotropic.
你知道这药会有很多副作用吧 其中包括幻觉 You understand possible side effects include hallucinations?
知道 Yup.
-梦游 -嗯 -Sleepwalking. -Got it
-昏厥 -明白 -Blackouts. -No problem.
-失忆 -清楚了 -Memory loss. -Copy that.
-迷失方向 -不开车 -Disorientation. -Yep. No driving.
不碰重型机械 再见 No heavy machinery. Bye.
凯思琳
凯瑟琳
别有压力哈 不过一单十亿美元的投资组合 No pressure, just a billion- dollar portfolio.
我知道我不能这么说 但通常情况下 I know I'm not allowed to say this, but normally,
如果要投球的话 我肯定让凯思琳打头阵 if we were pitching men, I would put Kathryn out front.
但考虑到受众 我们还得派个侍者 But given the audience, we'll go with the altar boy.
真不知道为什么我们俩都不觉得被冒犯了呢 I don't know why either of us would find that offensive.
夸你呢啊 Take the compliment.
长得像你这么漂亮的还这么聪明的女人真不多见 You're the smartest woman I know who looks like you.
-总之吧 我们要怎么做 -谈成呗 - Anyway, what do I say? - Crush it.
没错 好了 别搞砸了哈 There you go. All right. Don't fuck up, guys.
我知道我不该这么说 I know I'm not supposed to say this,
不过他真是混蛋 but he can be an ass.
我觉得你可以这么说 Oh, I think you're allowed to say that.
亲爱的 Hey, babe.
对 我在开会 Yes, I'm in a meeting.
是的 跟特里一起 Yeah. Yes, it's with Terry.
好 拜 Okay, bye.
是布莱克吗 That Blake?
显然 我经常提起你 Apparently, I talk about you a lot.
是 帕特也说我经常提起你 Yeah, Pat says the same thing about you.
那么 我们要做吗 So, should we do it?
过一遍演讲稿 Go over the presentation.
对 当然 应该过一遍啊 Yes, abso-- Yes, we shall.
我们应该过一下 We shall do it.
奇怪 不在这里 It's weird. It's not here.
好了 孩子们回家之前我有五个小时 Okay, I've got five hours before the kids come home.
写一页 没人打扰 One page, no distractions.
不 No.
该写什么呢 What to write? Okay.
天哪 真爽 God, that's good.
突然升起一股热带气流 A sudden tropical heat was rising up...
汗水汇集在克蕾西达的肚脐上 Sweat pooling in Cressida's navel
让她觉得如此 如此 making her feel so...so...
靠 靠 靠 Fuck, fuck, fuck.
真恶心 Oh, gross.
让她觉得如此 Making her feel so, um,
亢奋 aroused?
性感小内内 Sexy pants?
拜托 Oh, come on.
拜托 鬼魂 Come on, ghost.
给点灵感 Muse me.
无精打采 Languorous.
对 Fuck yes.
嘿 什么事 Hey. What's up?
谢天谢地帕特 你在家吗 Oh, thank God, Pat. Are you home?
在 我在工作呢 Yeah, I'm just in the middle of working.
-你没事吧 -不 我很不好 -You okay? -No, no. I'm not okay.
我把演讲稿放家里了 I left my presentation at the house.
一定是放在书房的电脑里了 I must have left it on the desktop in my office.
你能发邮件给我吗 谢谢 Can you email it to me, please?
当然可以 叫什么名字 - Of course. What's it called? - Uh...
特里-教堂-凯瑟琳 Terry-Church-kathéryn.
凯瑟琳 kathéryn.
帕特 Pat!
凯瑟琳 kathéryn.
嘿 我正在发送呢 Hey, I'm sending it now.
亲爱的 帕特 你怎么这么久还没发 Honey, Pat, what what took you so long?
一个小时以前你就说要发送的 You said you were sending this almost an hour ago.
哪有过一个小时 才过了 It hasn't been an hour. It's been...
-怎么都58分钟了 -亲爱的 亲爱的 - 58 minutes. What? - Honey, honey.
隔壁有一屋子眼神凌厉的牧师 I have a room full of very stern-looking priests
在等着我呢 waiting for me in the other room.
我感觉像又回到了耶稣会学校 I'm getting flashbacks to Jesuit school.
拜托你快发过来 Please send this.
好的 抱歉 Okay. I'm sorry.
我刚才一定是不小心忘记时间了 I- I must have lost track of time.
给 发过来了 Here, it's coming now.
好的 收到 Okay. Yes, got it.
非常抱歉我来迟了 各位 I am terribly sorry for the delay, gentlemen.
让那个从未在云端丢失过文件的人 Let he who has never lost a document in the cloud
来抛砖引玉吧 cast the first stone.
我想先感谢我的搭档 凯特琳 I wanna start by thanking my partner, kathéryn,
她慷慨地出了很多力 who has generously shared much of her work
好让我能在这里展示 for me to present here today.
我们先来看看效果吧 Oh, let's see how it goes, first.
好的 坎贝尔&伯克 Okay, all right. So Campbell & Burke.
我们不是行业内最大的公司 We know we're not the biggest firm on the street,
但是我们有一个秘密武器 but we've got a secret weapon.
那个家伙怎么进去的 How'd that get in there?
圣约瑟夫学校86级学生 St. Joseph's class of '86.
好了好了 坎贝尔&伯克 AlI right, all right, Campbell & Burke.
我们提出了一个三位一体的策略 We put together a three-prong strategy here
来管理教堂的投资组合 to manage the church's portfolio.
安全性 收益和道德标准 Safety, return, ethics.
我称之为投资的神圣三位一体 What I call the holy trinity of investing.
我想先从安全性开始讲 And I'd like to start right here with safety.
安全性
这里没有人是安全的
抱歉 Sorry about that.
我们先说收益吧 Let's just move on to return.
回家去吧
显然 我们 这里出了一些技术故障 We're-we're obviously having technical difficulties here.
麻烦你们稍等 道德标准 If you would just-- um, ethics.
好了 正常了 There. Ah, here we go.
好了 AlI right?
非常抱歉 Very sorry. Wow.
我们完全遵守美国天主教 Uh, we are in full compliance with U. S. Conference
主教议会的投资准则 of Catholic Bishops investment guidelines
可以保护你们的资产和财产 so that we can protect your assets and values
让你们可以悠闲地在家舔屌 allowing you to sit back and suck a hot dick.
你说什么 Excuse me?
-这太过分了 -我靠 - This is offensive. - Fuck me.
突然升起一股热带气流汗水汇集在克蕾西达的肚脐上
让她觉得如此无精打采
无精打采 Languorous?
这个词到底有什么意义呢 What the hell does that even mean?
妈妈 妈妈 妈妈 妈妈 Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.
搞什么 What the fuck.
我叫了你有11次吧 I called your name like 11 times.
抱歉 宝贝 我一定是出神了 Oh, sorry, honey, I was-- I must have zoned out.
什么是肿胀的阴茎 What's a turgid manhood?
好吧 马上把你的手机给我 Okay, give me your phone right now.
为什么 Why?
因为我不想让你看小黄书 Because I don't want you reading porn.
这是性别歧视和厌女行为 It's sexist and misogynist
它会毁了你以后作为男人的生活 and it's gonna destroy you as a man,
更别说我们衣柜里的外套了 not to mention the coats in our closet.
可这不是我手机里的 But it wasn't on my phone.
是你电脑里的 就在杏黄色的乳头旁边 It's on your laptop right next to "apricot nipples."
什么 What?
慢着 14页 Wait, page 14?
怎么回事 What the hell?
他们躺在一起 四肢和床单纠缠着 她突然下意识的颤抖起来……
忍不住想起她那杏黄色的乳头 "Couldn't stop thinking about her apricot nipples."
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
-妈妈 -好吧 - Mom? - Okay, um,
要不你先去外面玩会吧 well, why don't you go play outside?
我能戴上我的增强现实护目镜吗 Okay, can I bring my AR goggles?
好吧 可以 Yeah, fine.
那跟我的手机有什么区别 How's that different from my phone?
-见好就收吧 -好吧 - Just take the win. - Okay.
我叫方娜 My name's Fauna.
在旅程开始前 先说下一些重要规则 Before we start our journey, some very important rules.
跳过介绍 Skip intro.
我们去探险吧 Let's explore.
方娜 那是什么真菌 Fauna, what kind of fungus is that?
那是一种有毒的鬼笔鹅膏蘑菇 That is a poisonous A. phalloides mushroom,
也被称为死亡天使 also known as the death angel.
无聊 Boring.
我们去树林吧 Let's hit the woods.
帕特 Pat?
我今天过得真是太奇怪了 I've had the weirdest day.
我也是 Me too.
有人乱搞了我的演讲稿 Someone messed with my presentation
我跟满屋子的牧师说 叫他们去舔屌 and I told an entire room full of priests to suck a hot dick.
天哪 真的吗 Oh, my God. Really?
是啊 真是太糟糕了 Yeah, it was pretty bad.
谁会那么对你 Who would do that to you?
你不会以为是我干的吧 You don't think I would do that?
拜托 我干嘛要那么对你 Well, come on. Why would I do that to you?
不知道 也许你 I don't know. Maybe you, uh--
也许你讨厌我跟凯特琳一起工作那么长时间 maybe you resent all the time I'm working with kathéryn.
请你别这样 Please, don't.
我工作了一整天 我写了13页书 I've been working all day. I wrote 13 pages.
我哪有时间一边工作 一边给你搞破坏 I mean, how am I supposed to have time to do my work
同时还要照顾我们的孩子 and sabotage your work and take care of our kids?
帕特 当时真是太丢人了 Pat, it was so humiliating.
孩子们去哪儿了 Where arethe kids?
方娜 我们要去哪儿 Fauna, where are we going?
你不该来这里的 You shouldn't be here.
靠 Shit.
他最后对你说的一句话是什么 What's the last thing he said to you?
别说最后一句话 说的好像他死了 Don't say last thing like he's dead.
可怜的孩子 他被人完全忽视了 Poor kid. He falls through the cracks.
吃那么多甜食 打飞机 Eating so much candy and whacking off,
这都是求救的信号 it's just a cry for help.
这个吗 Well...
怎么了 What's up?
过来 Come here.
-你没事吧 -非常抱歉 - Are you all right? - I am so sorry.
抱什么歉 About what?
你在说什么 What are you talking--
好了 你们干嘛抱我 okay, why are you touching me?
你安全回家了 而且 You're safe and home and...
你还有点臭臭的 You're a little ripe, too.
要不你上楼去 洗个澡 好吗 Why don't you go upstairs and--and take a shower, okay?
我点些外卖 And I'll order some dinner in.
-嘿 -你去哪儿了 - Hey. - Where have you been?
我在瑞安家吃了晚饭 他妈妈做的 I had dinner at Ryan's house. His mom cooked.
其实 你应该试试做饭 Actually, you should try it.
很高兴你喜欢 I'm glad you liked it,
因为当你有12个孩子 'cause you'll be doing a lot of it
并戴着一个巨大的软帽时 你要做很多很多饭 when you have 12 kids and wear a giant bonnet.
这又不是《使女的故事》 It's not The Handmaid's Tale.
随便啦 他们想让你改变信仰 Whatever. They're trying to convert you.
改成什么 我们是什么 From what? What are we?
我们是一家人 这应该就够了 We're a family and that should be good enough--
什么声音 What's that sound?
是烤箱里发出来的吗 Is it coming from the oven?
显然 我做了一锅炖菜 Apparently, I made a casserole.
显然 Apparently?
你不记得了吗 You don't remember?
什么 What?
天哪 我当然记得啊 Oh, my God, obviously I remember.
天哪 Jesus.
我们家什么时候这么不懂幽默了 Since when did this family lose their sense of humor?
好了各位 来吧 Okay, guys. Come on.
有谁准备好来吃 Who's ready for a cooked...
脆玉米片之类的 cornflake something?
星期四
灵感快来 Come on, muse.
老娘今天还要再写13页 Mama needs another 13-page day.
喂 无精打采 Hello? Languorous?
天哪 Oh God.
去地下室去地下室去地下室去地下室去地下室……
我们哪有什么地下室 We don't have a fucking basement.
该死的地下室在哪儿 Where the fuck is the basement?
-天哪 -真是乱了套了 - Oh, boy. - What a mess.
汤姆给我停职一星期 You know, Thom suspended me for a week.
我被永远停职了 I got forever.
-不是吧 -是的 - No, no. - Yeah.
他们不能开除你 为什么不开除我 They can't fire you. W- why not me?
你在这里的时间长些 You've been here longer.
你给公司赚的钱多些 You're a bigger earner.
你是男人 You're a guy.
不 这 简直太不公平了 No, this--this is completely unfair.
我 我要找汤姆谈谈 I'm-I'm gonna talk to Thom.
不不不 别这样 No, no, no, no, no Stop.
我要弄清楚是谁在整我们 I'm gonna find out who did this.
我很清楚到底是谁 Mm, pretty sure I figured it out.
不 我问过她了 No, I already asked.
相信我 不是她干的 Believe me. It wasn't her.
不管怎样 祝你好运 特里 Anyway, um, good luck, Terry.
祝你好运 凯瑟琳 Good luck, "kathéryn."
是凯思琳 It's Kathryn.
是思 不是瑟 There's no "er" Just Kathryn.
-不是瑟 -不是瑟 - No "er" - No "er" Just--
天哪 Oh, my God.
盖娜 Yoo-hoo! Gaynorl
要我送你一程吗 Can I give you a ride?
好啊 谢谢何太 Uh, sure. Yeah. Thanks, Mrs. He.
盖娜 你知道你们为什么搬到这里来吗 Gaynor, do you know why you moved here?
知道 我妈跟我们家杂工搞上了 Yeah. My mom boned the handyman.
抱歉 她跟木工睡在一起了 Sorry, she layeth with the carpenter.
无意冒犯 车上的耶稣摆件 No offense, dashboard Jesus.
我认为那个房子里有什么东西 I believe something in that house
希望你们住在那里 wanted your family there.
好了 你可以在这里放我下车 Okay, you can drop me off right here.
我认为那个房子里有黑暗力量 I believe there are dark forces in that house
多年来它们一直 that have attached themselves
附身于那些脆弱的女性身上 to vulnerable women over the years.
把这个吊坠戴上 它会保护你的 Wear this medal. It'll offer protection.
我不是信神的人 I'm not really a saint person.
-戴上 -好的 - Put it on! - Okay.
太好了 Wonderful.
上帝保佑 God bless!
怪胎 Freak.
晚上
帕特 Pat?
天哪 Oh, my God.
帕特 Pat?
搞什么 What the hell?
找到音乐的来源了 Found the source of the music.
现在没那么疯狂了吧 Not so crazy now, huh?
这是什么地方 What is this place?
显然 我们有个提基酒吧 Well, apparently we have a vintage Tiki bar.
当我看到它时 我就在想 When I saw it I was, like,
特里肯定会非常开心的 "Terry's gonna be so fucking happy."
你怎么这么不开心 Why aren't you so fucking happy?
因为我知道是你破坏了我的演讲 Because I know it was you who sabotaged my presentation.
IT部的人说 The IT guy said that
到处都有你的数字痕迹 所以你骗了我 your digital fingerprints were all over it, so you lied to me.
特里 我发誓 我真不记得我做了那件事 Terry, I swear I have no memory of doing that.
你必须相信我 You have to believe me.
我凭什么相信你 Why would I do that?
这也不是你第一次对我撒谎了 是吧 Not the first time you've lied to me, is it?
因为我断片儿了 Because I blacked out.
这是氯硝安定的副作用 It's a side effect of Clonazepam.
我不记得写书 我不记得煮饭 I don't remember writing. I don't remember cooking.
我不记得很多很多事 I don't remember much of anything.
那你之前怎么不告诉我 Well, why didn't you tell me?
因为我有7年没写出什么 Because I haven't written anything meaningful
有意义的东西了 in seven years
然后突然之间我 写了13页 and then all of a sudden, I wrote 13 pages.
我那种成就感 那种满足感简直无法形容 I can't tell you how happy I was just to feel productive.
我感觉就算有些副作用 I felt like it was worth
那也是值得忍受的 putting up with a few side effects.
我被停职一周 I got suspended for a week.
凯瑟琳丢了工作 Kathryn just lost her job.
这些副作用可挺严重的 Those are pretty major side effects.
我非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我明天打给汤姆 告诉他 Okay, I will call Thom tomorrow and tell him
我对药物出现了非常不好的反应 that I had a bad reaction to the medication.
我会跟汤姆说的 I'll talk to Thom.
现在是我们要对你怎么办 帕特 What are we gonna do about you, Pat?
-什么 -我很好 - What? - I'm good.
这就是标题 That--that is the headline here.
我很好 I am good.
伯格医生说得对 Dr. Berg was right.
我找到我的灵感了 I found my muse.
而且我们还有个提基吧啊 And we have a fucking Tiki bar!
拜托 高兴起来 I mean, come on. Be fucking happy.
-好 先把斧头放下 -好的 - Okay, put the axe down. - All right.
好吧 Well,
看来我可以在这里做些木工活儿 对吧 I guess I could do a little woodwork around here, right?
你知道 You know,
也许可以安上一些闪烁的霓虹灯 maybe you put up those little twinkling hula lights.
自动点唱机 Jukebox?
-能用吗 -能 - Does it work? - Yep.
一个遇难的男孩 ♪ A shipwrecked boy ♪
也许该更新一些70年代的歌曲 Maybe update it with some '70s songs.
嗯 应该要 Yeah, probably.
在一个如此荒凉的岛上 ♪ On an island so forlorn ♪
帕特 Pat...
我只想我们像个正常家庭一样 I just want us to be a normal family.
不只是为我们 Not just for us,
还有孩子 for the kids.
我们会的 We will be.
我保证 过来 I promise. Come here.
我们一定会非常正常 We're gonna be so fucking normal
正常到你都认不出来 you're not gonna recognize us.
你从未见过这样的舞者 ♪ You never seen quite Such a dancer ♪
它被成为南海岛的查理普索 ♪ It's called the South Sea Isle Chalypso ♪
卡姆 超级超级超级爱新写的这几页 太怀旧了 明天聊 你这个天赋异禀的娘们儿
清晨来临 天空高高在上 ♪ As morning breaks The heaven on high ♪
我把我的重担举上天空 ♪ I lift my heavy load To the sky ♪
欢迎 帕特丽夏 Welcome, Patricia.
请坐 Have a seat.
你是我的灵感源泉吗 Are you my muse?
我叫罗斯玛丽 I'm Rosemary.
罗斯玛丽 Rosemary?
那些内容是你写的吗 Did you write those pages?
是我们一起写的 We wrote them together.
我非常自豪我们的作品 所以我发给了卡姆 I'm so proud of our work. That's why I sent them to Kam.
对一个灵感源泉来说手伸得太长了吧 It's a pretty fucking overreach for a muse.
得了吧 Oh, come on.
内心深处 你知道你也想这么做 Deep down, you knew you wanted to.
你只是不敢发给她而已 You were just too afraid to send them.
就像做晚餐和恶搞特里的演讲稿 Just like making dinner or Terry's presentation.
是你做了那锅炖菜 还在演讲稿上写舔屌 You made that casserole and wrote "suck a hot dick"?
那个叫烤玉米饼 It's called a cornflake bake.
不过舔屌嘛 But "suck a hot dick"?
那都是你的主意 亲爱的 That was all you, darling.
我绝对不会想要那么做的 I would never have wanted to do that.
是吗 Really?
内心深处也不想吗 Not deep down?
很深很深的深处 Deep, deep down?
我们今天够忙的了 We've had a big day.
是时候庆祝一下了 It's time to celebrate.
我有16年没喝过酒了 I- I haven't had a drink in 16 years.
16年的美好时光吗 16 goodyears?
至少我还记得那些时光 At least I remember them.
你现在不一样了 You're not the same person now.
那时你还只是个孩子 I mean, you were just a kid then.
我那时36岁 I was 36.
喝一杯没问题的 对吧 You can handle one little drink, can't you?
来吧 Come on.
谁说了算 Who's in charge?
-你吗 -不 是你 - You? - No, you.
当自己的老大 帕特丽夏 你应得的 Take charge, Patricia. You deserve it.
别让你的灵感源泉一个人喝酒 Don't let a muse drink alone.
为她的家人砍甘蔗 ♪ Cutting cane For her family ♪
好吧 Okay.
喝一杯 但是就喝一杯 One drink, but that's it.
-不能多喝 -你说了算 - No more. - You're the boss.
在汹涌的潮水中撒网 ♪ Casting nets In the surging tide ♪
阳光下的岛屿 ♪ Oh, island in the sun ♪
我父亲亲手为我打造 ♪ Build to me By my father's hand ♪
我终日要唱赞美诗 ♪ All my days I will sing in praise ♪
管他呢 给我满上 Fuck it. Hit me.
咱们疯玩一把吧 Let's get crazy.
你发光的沙滩 ♪ Your shining sand ♪
我希望那一天永远不要到来 ♪ I hope the day Will never come ♪
当我无法在鼓声中醒来 ♪ When I can't awake To the sound of drum ♪
永远不要让我错过狂欢节 ♪ Never let me miss carnival ♪
与卡利普索歌曲的哲学 ♪ With calypso songs Philosophical ♪
阳光下的岛屿 ♪ Oh, island in the sun ♪
我父亲亲手为我打造 ♪ Build to me By my father's hand ♪
我终日要唱赞美诗 ♪ AII my days I will sing in praise ♪
你的森林 你的水域 ♪ Of your forest, waters ♪
你发光的沙滩 ♪ Your shining sand ♪