我只是需要到开罗 I just need to get to Cairo.
-上来吧 -我还不知道你的名字 - Get in. - Never did catch your name.
开罗
萨姆·布莱克·克罗 Sam Black Crow.
星期三哪去了 Where the fuck is Wednesday?
你就为了住进精神病院 You blew up a bar in order to get yourself
炸了一间酒吧 committed to a mental institution.
还有你想把德墨忒尔解救出去的小心思... And your little plan to free Demeter...
她以前是我夫人 She was my wife.
你待不了一周 You won't last a week.
我挺过一周 你给我一晚 I last a week, you give me one night.
我同意打赌 I'll take that bet.
斯维尼还活着吗 Is Sweeney alive?
我不知道精灵去哪儿了也不知道他离开的原因 I don't know where the Jinn is or why he left.
那你跟我一起帮我找星期三吧 Why don't you come with me and help me track down Wednesday?
-然后呢 -杀了他 - And do what? - Kill him.
案子有什么新进展 What's the latest on the case?
艾莉森失踪后又发生了三起入室抢劫 Three more break-ins since Alison went missing,
有个疯子在偷女士的内衣 some sicko is stealing ladies' unmentionables...
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait!
你他妈什么毛病 The hell's wrong with you?
比奇丝把我搞惨了 Bilquis fucked me up.
你好 陌生人 Hey, stranger.
美国的故事是命运的故事 The story of America is one of destiny.
从一位残酷的国王的暴政中解放出来之后 Freed from the tyranny of a cruel king,
一个新的强大的共和国诞生了 a powerful new republic was born.
他们寻求神的指引 Divine guidance was required to show these
开示如今这个美利坚合众国 now United States of America
如何公平与正义地使用新获取的权力 the just and righteous application of its newly acquired power.
还有谁比战神提尔更适合领导这个浴血的国家 So who better to shepherd a country baptized in blood than a war god, Tyr?
实际上是两个战神 Make that two war gods,
其中一位相对而言更是天生的领袖 one a more natural leader than the other.
两位神都非常清楚 战争 Both gods knew full well, where there's war,
意味着金钱 there's money.
奥丁 两位神中更有野心的那位 Odin, the more ambitious of the two,
追求权力和影响力 sought power and influence.
相信我 亲爱的朋友 Trust me, my dear friend.
这只是接下来众多战争中的第一场 This is just the first of many wars to come.
有史以来最伟大的军队 The greatest army ever to march into battle
刚刚竟被一群农民 商人和妇女打败了 has just been skunked by a bunch of farmers, tradesmen, and women.
全世界都应该小心了 The world would do well to take heed.
一个热爱战争与金钱的国家 A nation in love with war and money.
这里还真是你的快乐老家 兄弟 You are indeed home, my brother.
就我而言 我很高兴康沃利斯终于投降了 For my part, I'm elated Cornwallis finally surrendered.
我得去处理一些私事 I have some personal business to attend to.
女人吗 A woman?
女神 A goddess.
不用你问 我答应了 Before you ask, the answer is yes.
我会帮你追求她的 I will help you woo her.
但是 历经了几个世纪的战争和追求 But... after centuries of warring and wooing,
尽管奥丁在他那个年代曾睡过许多女神... for, after all, Odin had bedded many a goddess in his day...
但没什么能让他对那一刻有所准备... nothing could have prepared him for the moment...
他第一次见到她的那一刻 when he first saw her.
亲爱的格拉迪丝你好 Dearest Gladys.
-德墨忒尔 -你好先生 - Demeter. - Dear sir.
谷物女神 She of the Grain.
生命的赋予者 Giver of Life.
丰收女神 Goddess of Nourishment.
请进吧 Do come in.
德墨忒尔
星期三先生 Mr. Wednesday?
汉克 Hank.
你错过晚餐了 You missed your dinner.
是没胃口吗 Are you off your food?
好吧 楼下公共休息室里有宵夜 Okay, there's a, uh, evening snack downstairs in the common room.
我这就去 I'm there.
帮我个忙 Hey, do me a favor?
把这些都拿到我房间去 Take all this up to my room, huh?
好吧 这些都是什么 Okay. What is all this?
我的大作 My masterpiece.
美国众神 第三季第六集
与谷物女神共进晚餐就是享受女神本身 To dine with the Goddess of the Grain is to feast upon divinity itself.
-可以吗 -当然 请坐吧 奥夫尼尔 - May I? - Oh, yes. You may sit, Ofnir.
埃尔莎 Elsa...
我刚刚一直在画室里看你的水彩画 I've just been looking at your watercolors in the art room.
技艺精湛 Exquisite technique.
你的作品让我想起了年轻时的乔治娅·奥·吉弗 They remind me of a young Georgia O'Keeffe,
美国传奇画家 以画花卉著名
但你的作品 except your pictures,
看着更像花朵 they look more like flowers.
你来这里到底为了什么 What are you really doing here?
你根本没病 You're not even sick.
我们不该去评判他人的苦痛 Oh, now, it's not for us to judge the affliction of others.
有些疾病... Some maladies are...
症状外显 另一些则... apparent on the surface, but others... Oh!
会隐藏起来 如同... They hide like...
灵魂深处腐烂的黑斑 black rot deep in the soul.
-喝茶吗 -谢谢 不加糖 - Tea? - Oh, please. No sugar.
我确信这个地方对一些人有奇效 Oh, I'm sure this place does wonders for some people.
我只是担心如果充满活力的灵魂被锁着 It's just that I do worry what happens
与生命中的愉悦隔绝 会发生什么 to vibrant souls locked away from life's pleasures.
我觉得你马上就能得到答案了 Oh, I think you're about to find out.
汉克 Hank.
星期三先生 Mr. Wednesday.
我有事和你说 Need to talk to you.
怎么了 What?
你们继续 不用管我 女士们 Carry on without me, ladies, huh?
你不必担心我 You needn't worry about me.
一切尽在我的掌控之中 I have everything under control.
星期三先生 Mr. Wednesday,
我确信这玩意导致了你的精神崩溃 I have to believe that this is contributing to your psychotic break.
那个老姑娘还宝刀未老 是不是 Well, the old girl's still on her game, huh?
严格说来 我现在得给你做体腔检查 Technically, I'm supposed to cavity search you now.
汉克 我屁眼里没什么特别的东西 Hank, nothing in my keister but the usual.
我又不嗑药 I'm not a pill guy, huh?
我的能量饮料就是一两杯蜂蜜酒 Liftoff for me is a flagon or two of mead.
这是有着悠久传统的爱情游戏的一部分 No, this is part of the time-honored tradition of Le Jeu D'Amour, hmm?
晚上好 Good evening.
星期三先生 我只是想告诉你... Mr. Wednesday? I just wanted to let you know that...
-你好丽莎 -汉克 抱歉 - Hey, Liz. - Hank, I'm sorry.
-我没意识到... -没事 没关系 - I didn't realize-- - No. It's all right. No.
还有五分钟就要上陶艺课了 Uh, so, five-minute warning for the pottery class.
伊丽莎白是教陶艺课的 在这里 Uh, Elizabeth teaches pottery. Here.
没错 先生 Yes, sir.
我之前在本宁顿学院学陶艺 Uh, I studied ceramics at Bennington.
是吗 我都不知道呢 Oh, you did? I didn't know that.
总而言之 Anyway, so, yeah.
还有 五 分钟 Uh, five, yeah. Minutes.
好的 Okay.
正如我刚刚说的 Uh, as I was saying,
-严禁使用管制药物... -算你走运 - controlled substances are strictly prohibited... - Lucky for you,
丘比特显然是在围着你们绕圈子 Cupid appears to have flown in circles
因为你俩都无语伦次了 because you two have been struck dumb.
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
两位志趣相投的心理健康专家 Two passionately like-minded mental health professionals
在这个疯人院里找到了彼此 find each other in this looney bin?
这种事的概率有多大 What are the chances, huh?
等等 你是说... Hold up. Are you saying...
你觉得她喜欢我吗 You think she's into me?
任何愿意忍受你愚蠢的胡说八道 Well, anybody who would endure that mindless jibber-jabber,
并从始至终对你抱有善意与微笑的人 repay you in kind, smiling throughout,
要么是爱上了你 要么是白痴 is either smitten or an imbecile.
我可以保证这朵花儿不是白痴 I guarantee that flower of womanhood is not an imbecile.
不是 当然不是 No, hell... hell, no.
你刚刚听到了 她可是本宁顿学院的 You heard her. She went to Bennington.
不行 我完全配不上她 No, definitely out of my league.
我连社区大学都是勉强毕业 I barely squeaked through community college.
不不不 No. No. No.
汉克 Hank.
让我做你的大鼻子情圣 Allow me to be your Cyrano.
引领你走出孤独之城的灵魂导师 Your spirit guide out of Lonelytown.
好吧 星期三先生 如果你真是现实版唐璜 Okay, Mr. Wednesday, if you're such a Don Juan,
为什么威尔斯女士一见到你就扇了你一巴掌 why did Miss Wells slap you in the face the moment she saw you?
本能反应可能是对热情的迸发 Oh, a visceral reaction can be an outpouring
也可能是恨意的 of unbridled devotion as well as animus.
或许吧 I guess.
汉克 爱情的艺术是在于传递给 Hank, the art of love is to be passed on
那些适合的爱人和值得被爱的人 to worthy lovers and those worthy of love.
你值得吗 汉克 Are you worthy, Hank?
我想是的 I think so?
我也这么想 I think so too.
我不需要药 I don't need drugs.
我就是药 I am drugs.
我是说 这事太复杂了 I mean, it's a lot.
要我搞清楚需要时间 You know, to get my head around.
确实没错 Yeah, no shit.
你一次都没死过 You haven't even died once.
好消息是 不会再有苍蝇了 But the good news is, no more flies.
当我照镜子的时候 When I look in the mirror now,
我不会再看到一双死鱼眼瞪着我 I no longer see a member of the sturgeon family
所以 looking back at me, so...
这绝对是个提升 It's a definite upgrade.
但是目标还是一样的 But the agenda's still the same.
我不是让你帮我 I'm not asking you to help me.
我只想知道他在哪 I just wanna know where he is.
好让你杀了他 So you can kill him.
这可算是帮助和教唆犯罪 It kinda qualifies for aiding and abetting.
他又不是无辜的 Well, it's not like he doesn't deserve it.
我不是说他是个圣人 And I'm not saying he's a saint...
对啊 因为那样就太扯了 Right. Because that would be insane.
但是你获得了第二次机会 But you get a second second chance
从那死后的... 什么的地方 coming back from the great... whatever,
而你第一件要做的事就是杀死星期三吗 and number one on your to-do list is killing Wednesday?
你就不能向前看吗 Can you not just think about moving on?
你是说让我就这样欣然的接受 Are you saying I should just roll over and accept the fact
星期三导致我身上 that Wednesday is responsible for...
发生的所有那些倒霉事之后还能逍遥自在吗 every shitty everything ever and he just gets to walk away?
但杀死星期三又能改变什么 But how does killing Wednesday change any of that?
首先就是 Well, for starters,
能阻止他再造成更多的伤害 it prevents him from doing any more damage.
我不能告诉你他在哪里 I can't tell you where he is.
老天爷啊 影子 Jesus Christ, Shadow,
他究竟做了什么让你这么效忠 what has he ever done to earn your loyalty?
告诉我一件事就行 Just tell me one thing.
我... I...
他是我父亲 He's my father.
好 吧 Oh... 'kay.
没有多少事能让我出乎意料 you know, not a lot surprises me anymore.
但我承认 这真是当头一棒 But I gotta tell you, that one's a fuckin' doozy.
事情复杂了 It complicates things.
是啊 Yeah.
不 No.
我是说 对我来说没有 I mean, not for me.
对不起 他必须要死 I'm sorry. He's gotta go.
而且越尽快越好 And it has to happen sooner rather than later.
所以 我想 So, I guess...
祝我好运吧 Wish me luck?
我不能 I can't do that.
好吧 那你就在这个奇怪的湖滨小镇 Yeah, well, you just try and be happy here
过着快乐生活吧 in weird little Lakeville, okay?
-我在努力 -再加把劲 - I'm workin' on it. - Maybe work harder.
那地方看起来像是 That place looks like a
一个前骗子在证人保护计划下的藏身处 hidey-hole for an ex-con in witness protection.
别这样 Oh, come on.
-迈克 你回来了 -是啊 - Mike! You're back. - Yeah.
是 我回来了... Yeah, I, I am...
玛格瑞 这是劳拉 我的亡妻 Uh, Marguerite, this is Laura, my late wife.
-前妻 -前妻 - Ex. Ex-wife. - Ex-wife.
-这是玛格瑞 她是我的... -邻居吗 - It's Marguerite. She's my... - Neighbor?
抱歉 迈克从没提起他结过婚 Sorry, Mike never mentioned he'd been married.
很久之前的事了 很短暂的 It was a long time ago, you know. Very brief.
你为什么会来湖畔镇 What brings you to Lakeside?
就是些未完的家事 Just some unfinished family business.
现在一切都好了 We're all good now.
-差远了 -好吧 - Not even close. - Okay.
他是个好人 He's a really good guy.
心地善良 He's got a good heart.
就是他陷入爱情什么的时候 Gets kinda tongue-tied when he's, like,
舌头会打结 in love or whatever.
好吧 Okay.
-感谢来访 -再见 迈克 - Thanks for stopping by. - Bye, Mike.
记得把说的话告诉你爸 Uh, can you remember to pass on that message to your dad?
再见 Bye.
她看起来挺和善的 She seems nice.
死藤水 Ayahuasca,
裸盖菇素 psilocybin,
佩奥特掌 peyote.
甚至还有曼陀罗 Even jimsonweed, yeah.
这些我能理解 但是处方药 I can understand them, but prescription drugs?
太缺乏想象力了 How pedestrian.
这里走私的罪过很大 Contraband is a serious offense in here.
是啊 Oh, yes.
而让汉克不找麻烦只需要 And all it took for Hank to drop the matter was...
给伤心鬼提出点建议 to proffer a little advice to the lovelorn,
以及每天提供尿样 and a daily urine sample.
他是个充满好意的男人 He is a man of abundant good will.
他确实是 Oh, that he is.
根据我的日历来看 Now, according to my calendar,
明天我就在这里活过一星期了 tomorrow I will have survived one week in here.
然后你便会欠我一晚 And you will owe me one night.
那就晚七点 So. 7pm?
黑领带束身衣 Black tie and straitjacket?
汉克 Hank!
你别闹了 Will you stop it?!
又怎么了 Oh! What now?
我在这里安静地做园艺 I was gardening peacefully in here
然后这个野人来之后 你看 and this wild man came, and look!
好吧 Okay.
让这种疯子乱走可一点都不安全 I mean, it's not safe having a madman like him on the loose.
是我手脚不利落 汉克 All due to my clumsiness, Hank.
我来这里是为你可爱的伊丽莎白 I came in here to find a bouquet
寻找一束鲜花 for your lovely Elizabeth,
结果我碰到了一盆花又撞到了另一盆... and I brushed against one pot, which brushed against--
我不需要原景重现 Look, I don't need a play-by-play.
赶紧把这里收拾干净了吧 Let's just get this mess cleaned up.
没有问题 As good as done.
结果 Excuse me, huh?
你们谁去拿扫把和簸箕 One of you get a dust pan and broom, huh?
欢迎 科技小子 Welcome, Technical Boy.
分析模式启动
我有... I've, uh...
我最近总有各种感觉 I've been having these sensations. Yeah.
各种我不能处理的感觉 Things I can't properly process.
你能描述下那些感觉吗 Can you describe these sensations?
就像是有人在击打我胸部 It's like a... pounding in my chest
或是一股热气涌上脸 or a rush of heat to my face.
我不知道 I... I don't know!
我他妈的不知道 I don't fucking know!
你如何描述这些伴随着 How would you describe the emotions
感觉而来的情感 that accompany these sensations?
情感 不 Emotions? No!
不是 感觉是在我受到攻击时发生的 No, the sensations happen when I am attacked!
我之前 Look, I have...
我之前有过这种情况 但是现在它们 I've had these before, but-but now, they're...
它们太过了 They're too much.
这些情感有没有... Have the emotions--
不要再提「情感」两字了 Stop saying "Emotions"!
你为什么一直提「情感」 Why do you keep saying "Emotion"?
情感是一种直觉 Emotions are an intuitive feeling
与理智和认知有着明显的区别 as distinguished from reasoning or knowledge.
我知道它们是什么 I know what the fuck they are.
我就是不想要它们 I just don't have them.
这些情感是如何表达... How do these emotions help inform who--
操 操 Oh, fuck! Fuck!
我他妈的 What the fuck...
是出了什么毛病 is wrong with me? I...
我只想知道发生了什么 I just need to know what's happening.
要使用全面分析和数据恢复 For complete analysis and data restoration,
请插入「工件1」 insert Artifact 1.
工件1 Artifact 1?
「工件1」是什么 What the fuck is Artifact 1?
真正的人都会付出真情 Real people making real connections.
这是所有人都想要的 It's what we're all looking for.
不是吗 萨利姆 Right, Salim?
别因为失去了精灵而沮丧 Don't be down because you lost your Jinn.
快拿起电话 Just pick up the phone.
拨打1-800595 联系联邦警察局吧 Call 1-800... ...595-FAPP.
你明白我的意思吗 萨利姆 You feel what I'm saying, Salim?
我们需要一个新计划 We need a new plan.
影子根本帮不上忙 Shadow was no fucking help whatsoever.
电视 Uh... the TV...
刚才跟我说话了 it was talking to me.
-电视 -是的 里头叫了我的名字 -The TV? -Yes. It said my name.
他们跟我说什么精灵的事 They were talking to me about the Jinn.
萨利姆 你得忘了这家伙了 Salim, you need to get over this dude.
也是时候了 It's time. It really is.
我们得搞清楚我们要做什么 We need to figure out what the fuck we're gonna do now,
因为影子是我们唯一的线索 because Shadow was our only lead.
我们可以去俄亥俄 Um, uh, we could go to Ohio.
我在商务中心打印了这个 I, um, printed this out at the business center.
我一直在调查全能的父的行踪 I've been researching All-Father's whereabouts.
庄园守灵 鲜血与死亡 星期三先生
他受邀出席一场守灵 He's been invited to appear at a vigil
星期三先生
地点在克利夫兰郊外的议会厅 at a meeting hall outside of Cleveland.
七叶树之州有个古怪的挪威风地区 Why am I not surprised that the Buckeye State
俄亥俄州的别称
我怎么一点都不惊讶呢 has a freaky Norse underbelly?
就算我们找到了星期三 你还是没有矛啊 Even if we do find Wednesday, you still don't have the spear.
是 但我们可以一边找他一边想办法 Yeah, but we can track him while we figure out a plan.
对 对 这样我就有时间逼问他 Yes. Yes... It will give me time to press him for information
关于精灵的下落了 as to the Jinn's whereabouts.
也许 就在不远的将来 Or, maybe, just over the horizon,
就有一段激动人心的崭新冒险在等着你 there is a new and exciting adventure waiting for you.
你只需要敞开心胸就好 You just need to keep an open mind.
好吗 努力向前看吧 Okay? Just try and find a way to move on.
我和苏珊只是受不了 Susan and I are simply not willing to accept
我们的女儿孤身一人在外 that our little girl is out there all alone,
不知道埋在哪片雪下面 under the snow somewhere.
艾莉森不该是这种下场 That's not how this ends for Alison.
我们相信上帝另有安排 We have faith that God has another plan.
谢谢 Thank you.
我知道这段时间大家都不好过 Now, I-I understand that this is a difficult time for everyone.
我只希望我们能耐住性子 坚强... I just hope that we can remain patient and strong--
一个小女孩失踪了 柴德 A little girl's missing, Chad.
12月就失踪了 Since December.
没人比我更清楚这一点 Well, no one's more aware of that than I.
人都说如果过了48小时 They say after 48 hours,
还找不到人 那基本就活不成了 if they haven't been found, they're usually dead.
比尔 Bill!
-这是真的 -你说这话干什么 -It's true. -Why would you say that?
各位 请安静 Everybody, please just settle down.
冷静 拜托 Calm down. Please.
这个案子目前有什么线索吗 Are there any clues in the case so far?
如果有的话 你能说说吗 And, if so, can you share them?
除了已知的事实 我们没有任何线索 We don't have any clues beyond the facts at hand.
她失踪了 搜索还在继续 She is missing, and the search is ongoing.
我晚上10点43分开车经过你家 I drove by your house at 10:43 PM
你的巡逻车还停在车道上 and your cruiser was in the driveway!
你在家睡大觉 You're at home sleeping
而麦戈文夫妇的女儿还不知所踪 while the McGoverns' daughter is out there somewhere
还有一个性变态疯子逍遥法外 with a sexually insane maniac on the loose!
先是艾莉森 下一个是谁呢 First Alison. Who's next?
好了 先别急着下结论 Okay, now. Let's not jump to conclusions.
我们不知道的是... What we don't know...
各位 请冷静 别激动 Everyone, please calm down. Settle down.
大家都冷静点 Everybody get a grip!
接下来这样安排 Now, this is how it's gonna go.
安玛莉 拜托 Ann-Marie, please...
任何听到或看到过真实的可证实线索的人 Anyone who has heard or seen anything that is an actual,
在这边排成一队 verifiable clue is gonna line up over here.
没线索的 待在原地别动 Anyone who hasn't, stay where you are.
各位 这个小镇建立的初衷 Folks, this town is built on a set of ideals
是为了让我们能享受安稳的生活 that keeps us all walking safely down the same path!
我们不是无政府主义者 We are not anarchists here!
我们是湖畔镇人 We are Lakesiders.
-我们必须... -你没事吧 -And we must... -You all right?
要对彼此有信心 并且... ...keep faith with each other. And...
你知道这座城市的犯罪率比本州 Did you know that this town has 97% fewer crimes
其他自治市少了97%吗 than any other municipality in the state?
1981年后这里就没有发生过重罪 And that they haven't had a serious crime here since '81?
他们有权生气 They got a right to be angry.
我的工作就是保证他们的安全 It's my job to keep 'em safe.
我是说 那家伙人间蒸发了 I mean, the dude's completely ghosted.
我们创建了非参数算法来解密VPN通道 We created a nonparametric algorithm to unmask a VPN tunnel and...
然后科技小子就联系不上了 the Technical Boy's off the fucking grid.
碎片大厦的目的是为80亿信徒 SHARD is about building a church of the mind
建造一座心灵教堂 for 8 billion worshippers.
的确 Exactly.
这跟开发网站是不同的 It's not like launching a website.
连接80亿人心灵的信息高速通道 An information highway into 8 billion minds.
让我们能看到他们的想法 Allowing us to see thoughts.
你使这招前 能先提醒我一下吗 Could you warn me before you do that?
我让你去找那个科技小子 I asked you to find the Technical Boy.
他到底在哪 Now where the fuck is he?
也许他不想被找到 Maybe the guy doesn't want to be found.
他的辉煌已经过去了 我们翻篇吧 He's had his day; let's turn the page.
我创造你是有用处的 I built you for a purpose.
现在你好像已经失去了这个用处 A purpose maybe you've outlived.
诸位 Hey, y'all.
你们好啊 What's good?
-托马斯负责钢琴 -是 - So, we have Thomas on piano. - Yeah.
-埃尔莎负责灯光 -好 - Elsa on lights. - Okay.
而你 汉克 负责雷声 And you, Hank, on thunder.
我们得做到位才能达到预期效果 We gotta get this right in order to achieve the desired effect.
对 Okay.
看起来工作量很大啊 This just seems like a lot of work.
求爱就是工作 汉克 Wooing is work, Hank.
这是一种十分强烈的情感表达 It is the expression of emotions so deep,
强到能改变万有引力 让她的心飞向你 they shift gravity's pull, summoning her heart to yours.
你别误会 Hmm. Look, don't get me wrong.
有的主意确实不错 Some of this stuff is pretty good.
尤其是配一出木偶剧 Especially for a puppet show.
这不是木偶剧 这是皮影戏 It's not a puppet show. It's a shadow play.
是最早的叙事艺术形式之一 One of the earliest forms of narrative art.
抱歉 Forgive me.
皮影戏 Shadow play.
为什么我觉得你这有点像个自传呢 Why do I get the sense it's somewhat autobiographical?
有那么明显吗 Oh, is it that obvious?
我知道勇敢的战士「提尔」是你 So, I get that the brave warrior, Tyr, is you,
威尔斯女士是「女神德墨忒尔」 and Miss Wells is the goddess Demeter.
但这个「奥丁」是谁 But who's this Odin?
他就像是个大混蛋 He's like a colossal asshole.
真是人人都是评论家啊 Everybody's a critic.
BGM: Poison by Bell Biv DeVoe
♪ It's all so deadly ♪
♪ When love is not together from the heart ♪
♪ Check it out ♪
操 Fuck!
该死 Shit!
好啊 Oh, yeah!
你就笑吧 嘲笑鬼 Laugh it up, Chuckles.
猎枪女竟然觉得偷偷靠近别人 Fuckin' shotgun lady thinks it's funny
很有趣吗 to sneak up on people?
你这音量都快把人鼻血震出来了 Your volume's at nosebleed level
你的大门又大敞着 and your door is wide open,
这里还热得跟火焰山似的 and it's a million degrees in here.
你这是从哪弄来的 Where'd you get this stuff?
你会大吃一惊的 小姑娘 Oh, you would be surprised, young lady.
带子是我在图书馆找到的 The tape, I found in the library.
混在整套的 Yeah, mixed in with the whole
《阿尔文和花栗鼠全集》里 complete works of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
-音箱哪儿来的 -辛泽曼杂货店的 -And the jam-box? -Oh, that was just Hinzelmann's.
我还以为占了大便宜 Yeah, I thought I was onto a helluva deal
后来才发现其实吃了亏 and then I realized it was a loss leader
这玩意儿太费电池了 for the 400 batteries that thing takes.
说到这个 你应该有跟她申请过 Speaking of, you didn't happen
允许你粉刷墙壁的吧 to ask her permission to paint the walls, did you?
你知道这地方是她的 You know she owns the place.
还有其他六栋楼 Along with, like, six other buildings
包括报社都是 including the newspaper office.
她在这里的影响还真是无处不在啊 Wow, she really has her finger in a lot of things around here.
对 在辛泽曼的世界里 Yeah, and in Hinzelmann's world,
只有三个颜色可以用 there are three approved colors.
我很确定千禧粉不是其中之一 Pretty sure that Millennial Pink isn't one of them.
这是鲑鱼粉橙 It's Salmon Mist.
对于一个不准备停留太久的人来说 You seem to be investing a lot of sweat equity
你投入了不少劳力啊 for someone who isn't sticking around very long.
其实 我还没有什么明确的计划 You know, my plans are still up in the air.
但我准备待的时间绝对远超预期了 You know, I'm definitely sticking around longer than I expected.
所以我就想 不如收拾一下这里吧 So I thought, you know, why not spruce up the place?
事实上 你是否愿意赏个脸 In fact, why don't you do me the honor
今天晚上做我第一位晚餐嘉宾吗 and be my first dinner guest tonight?
幸好我已经有别的计划了 Fortunately, I already have plans.
但是或许你可以来我家 But maybe you could come to my place.
虽然我没办法招待你如此上头的油漆味 I mean, I can't offer the high these paint fumes will give.
但我的炖菜堪称一绝 你也可以见见我妹妹 But my pot roast is legendary and you can meet my sister.
好的 这样棒极了 谢谢你 Yeah, that'd be really nice. Thank you.
DJ迈克也会闪亮登个场 You know, DJ Mike will be in the house.
得了吧 把你的音响留在这吧 Yeah, no. Leave the boom box here.
回头见 Later.
与旧神的战争随时都可能打响 War could break out at any moment with the Old Gods.
碎片大厦在开发的关键阶段 SHARD is at a critical time in its development.
在这个时刻你却决定 And now, you decide
下线 to go off-grid
去寻找自我 to find yourself.
去死吧 Fuck you.
你在乎吗 What do you care?
你威胁过多少次要取代我 How many times have you threatened to replace me?
先是新媒体神 First with New Media,
然后现在这一群莫名其妙的完蛋玩意 and now with this crew of incomprehensible fuck knuckles.
现在 操 我很惊讶 Now I mean, fuck, I am surprised...
我很惊讶你还能发现我不见了 I am surprised you even realized I was gone.
你出什么毛病了 What's going on with you?
估计是我不小心感染的恶意程序 Probably just some malware I picked up.
只要来点杀毒软件和鸡汤 Nothing a little anti-virus software and some...
就能修好内部传感器了 chicken soup for the internal receptors won't fix.
不 不 No, no.
你到底怎么了 What's going on with you?
什么事都没有 Nothing!
我没事 I am fine!
我很好 I am good!
我棒极了 I'm great.
我试图运行诊断程序 然后出了点问题 I tried to run the diagnostics and something's wrong.
我也不知道 I don't know.
检测结果是什么 What were the results?
系统要找一个名为「工件1」的东西 The system asked for something called Artifact 1.
你知道那是什么吗 Do you have any idea what that is?
听我说 Listen to me.
我的所有孩子们里面 你 科技小子 Of all my children, you, Technical Boy,
你是我最关心的那个 are the one I care for the most.
我知道我对你很严厉 I know I've been hard on you,
但碎片大厦计划是我们生存的关键 but SHARD is essential to our survival
同时对我们的未来也至关重要 and to our future.
你是碎片大厦计划的关键元素 You are essential to SHARD.
没有你 那就只是数据而已 Without you, it's just data,
完全没有组织原则 devoid of an organizing principle.
就像在放电的神经突触 Synapses firing,
却没有智慧让那些努力 but without an intelligence to arrange that effort
转化为有意义的东西 into something meaningful.
我一直觉得你天赋异禀 I have always seen something special in you.
在你需要的时候 你不是一个人 In your time of need, you're not alone.
我在这 I'm here.
无论有什么问题 And no matter what the problem is,
只要同心协力 我们就能解决 together we can fix it.
一点点小问题 Slight complication.
是的 科技小子完全歇菜了 Yeah. The, uh, Technical Boy has totally lost his shit.
有可能是小毛病 有可能更糟糕 Could be a glitch, could be something worse.
不 不 它在这 No, no. It's, it's here.
在我这呢 I got it.
很安全 It's safe.
我保存在一个地下三千米的发射井里 I'm keeping it in a silo two miles underground.
那小子根本不知道它的存在 The kid doesn't even know it exists.
我他妈哪知道 她就... How the fuck should I know? She just...
不知道从哪冒出来 popped in outta nowhere.
给我退后 Back the fuck.
滚 Off.
对 还有个更糟糕的消息 Yeah, not to further ruin your day,
但是劳拉·穆恩回来了 but Laura Moon is back on the map.
我听说他们想搅局 I'm told they're looking to start shit up.
你想要怎么对付她 So how do you want to play it with her?
我跟你想法一样 I had the same thoughts.
幸会 美丽的女神 Well met, fair goddess.
让我们赶紧结束吧 Let's get this over with, hmm?
我们特意为你选了一个特别的位置 Oh, we have a special seat picked out for you.
真好 Oh, goodie.
女士们 先生们 我的病友们 Ladies and gentlemen, fellow patients.
今晚我们表演一场独幕剪影戏 Tonight we present a shadow play in one act.
这是一出关于爱与失去的悲剧 It's a tragedy of love, loss.
包含了懦弱 或许还有 救赎 Cowardice and, perhaps, redemption.
敬请欣赏 Enjoy.
我们的故事始于一场战争的尾声 Our tale begins at the end of a war.
一小撮反叛者成功 Victory for a small group of rebels
推翻了一个暴君的专政 over the tyranny of a cruel king.
这场冲突吸引了形形色色为财而来的士兵 The conflict attracted soldiers of fortune of all stripes.
其中有两个人 奥丁和提尔 Among them, Odin and Tyr.
和平的时代让他们无所适从 Peacetime left them at loose ends.
来吧 亮牌吧 让我看看你们都是什么 Come on, lay 'em down. Let's see what everyone's got.
来吧 都放下 Come on, put 'em down.
奥丁把自己泡在酒罐子里 吹嘘自己的胜绩 Odin took to drunkenly boasting of battles won.
提尔则一门心思地转向了一个女神 Whilst Tyr turned his mind to a goddess
一个他深深爱着的女神 with whom he had fallen deeply in love.
这两个战士一同拜访了那个女神 The two warriors paid a visit to the goddess.
德墨忒尔 Demeter.
最神圣的神之一 One of the most sacred of all deities.
谷物女神 生命的给予者 She of the Grain, Giver of Life,
大地女神和丰收女神 Goddess of Earth and Nourishment.
她的美丽摄人心魄 难以想象 She was the most breathtaking thing one could imagine.
提尔 是最有资格的追求者 Tyr, the worthiest of suitors,
用满怀爱与善良的坚定信仰 sought her heart with a conviction
追求着她的芳心 born of love and kindness.
但是奥丁对她一见钟情 But Odin fell in love with her at first sight.
她没那么容易被打动 She was not easily wooed.
但奥丁的魅力与激情 But Odin's charm and passion
让她心跳加速 这是提尔无法做到的 quickened her pulse in a way that Tyr could not.
经过一段简短但激情的求爱之后 Following a brief, but passionate courtship,
德墨忒尔选择了奥丁而不是提尔 Demeter chose Odin over Tyr,
他们结婚了 and they married.
至于提尔 For his part,
他把失恋的痛苦深深地藏了起来 Tyr left the pain of lost love hidden deep within,
生怕毁掉德墨忒尔的幸福 so as not to spoil Demeter's happiness.
现在到了这个故事最黑暗的部分 Now comes the darkest part of our tale.
充满了痛苦与悲伤 Suffering and sorrow.
当最需要力量与勇气的时候 When strength and fortitude were needed most,
奥丁发现自己胆怯了 Odin found himself to be cowardly,
内心软弱 weak of heart,
最终屈服于恐惧之下 and given over to fear.
所以在德墨忒尔最需要依靠时 So it was Tyr who stood by Demeter
是提尔坚守在她身旁 in her time of need
奥丁置身离开 继续征战四方 while Odin left to wage other wars,
他的内心永远烙下了 his heart forever stamped
懦弱的羞愧印记 in shame by his cowardice.
故事到此结束 And so ends our tale.
你就是剧里的奥丁 In the play, you're Odin.
谢谢你 感谢你能来 Thank you, thank you for coming.
当你说是紧急情况的时候 Well, when you said it was an emergency,
我就应该猜到跟星期三油管 I should have guessed it was involving Wednesday.
过了这么些年 Well, after all these years,
他依然能触动我的心 he still can reach some part of me,
尽管往事不堪回首 in spite of everything.
他管我要钱 He asked me for money.
尽管我觉得不妥当 Against my better judgement,
但我发现自己还是伸手拿了支票簿 I found myself reaching for my check book.
我们都爱过他 Well, we both loved him,
尽管我们不愿意承认 loathe as we are to admit it.
已经过了250年 你还是嫉妒 250 years and you're still jealous
她选择了我 she chose me.
你就承认你是冲着她的钱来的 Just admit you're after her money.
而且她依然还爱着我 这让你感到很愤怒 And she still loves me. That's what galls you.
不不 我觉得你搞反了 奥夫尼尔 No, no, I think you have it backwards, Ofnir.
是你爱我 You love me,
但你不肯承认 but you can't admit it,
因为对你来说 because with you, everything
一切不过是游戏或者逢场作戏 is either a game or pure theater.
而他肚子里一点花花肠子都没有 Whereas he doesn't have a false bone in his body.
你曾是一名战士 You were a warrior once.
现在你就是一个口腔卫生清洁工 Now you're an oral health janitor.
我从不为自己的决定感到羞愧 I've never been ashamed of my decisions.
你敢这么说吗 Can you say as much?
显然 是她叫你来的 Clearly, she asked you to come here.
-为什么 -这么说吧 - Why? - Well...
她倒没有跟我吐露心声 Not that she confides her feelings in me,
不过我猜测 她认为很难相信 but I would guess that she's finding it rather hard
你在乎的是她这个人 而不是她的钱财 to believe you care for her beyond her money
或是胜利的喜悦 or the thrill you get from winning.
像她这种冰雪聪明的人 You know, a first-rate mind like hers
会发现这些矛盾都是可能真实存在的 would find all those contradictions could be true.
如果你想证明我说错了 If you wanna prove me wrong,
那就直接去问问她想要什么 just ask her what she wants!
然后把回答听进心里去 And listen to the answer!
可能会帮助你想起自己曾经是怎样的神 It might help you remember the god you once were.
你个死牙仙 You fuckin' tooth fairy.
影·穆恩 Shadow Moon?
见到你真是太好了 it's so great to see you.
迈克 这是我妹妹 Mike. This is my sister.
妹妹 Sister.
同父异母的妹妹 Half-sister: same father, different mother.
萨姆·黑鸦 这位是迈克·安塞尔 Sam Black Crow, this is Mike Ainsel.
迈克 Mike, huh?
快来 进屋 Come on, get in here.
赶紧把红酒起开 Let's open one of those bottles of wine.
一路开得怎么样 妹妹 How was the drive, Sis?
好远 Long.
谢谢你赶了过来 I appreciate you making it out.
-房子不错 -谢谢 - Place looks great. - Thank you.
BGM: Dancing with the Wind by The Trade-Offs
玛格瑞 红酒要放哪 Hey, Marguerite, where would you like the wine?
放桌子上就行 Uh, on the table's fine.
看见那边的开瓶器了吗 Do you see the wine key over there?
你形象挺利索 You clean up nice.
你在湖畔镇待了很久了吗 迈克 You been in Lakeside long, Mike?
没有 也不确定 No. Um, not really sure
还要待多久 how long I'm gonna stay, though.
他开始给自己的公寓刷墙了 He started painting his apartment.
-妈 -不不不 - Hi, Mom. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
-那些东西放外面 -别这样 - Those stay outside. - Come on.
会把家里都熏臭的 They're gonna stink up the house.
-里昂 -你好 - Hey, Leon. - Hey.
曲棍球赛季和它的味道萦绕着我们 Hockey season and its aroma are upon us.
你是不是很会滑冰 安塞尔先生 You, uh, much of a skater, Mr. Ainsel?
不是 没学过 No. Never learned.
真的吗 我三岁的时候我妈就教我了 Seriously? I was three when my mom taught me.
我们都是玛格瑞教出来的 Marguerite taught all of us.
如果你运气好的话 You know, maybe if you're lucky,
她可能也会教你 she might teach you, too.
当时我们失去她的时候 When it happened, when we lost her...
给我的感觉就像被未知的敌人伏击了似的 I felt ambushed by an enemy I didn't know.
在我应该陪着你 In shame, I ran away
安慰你的时候 我耻辱地逃了 when I should've stayed to comfort you.
我们应该一起面对的 We could have faced it together.
我应该留下来 I... should have stayed.
嗯 Well.
确实 Yeah.
不过 对我来说选择恨你 Well, it was easier for me...
比哀悼我们的孩子 ...to hate you,
更容易一些 than it was to mourn our child.
尽管你确实活该 Although you deserved it.
我无处可逃 And I had no... I had nowhere to run.
而且 And...
我也不能再在这里躲下去了 And I need to stop hiding in this place.
你说得对 You are... You're right about that.
我确实想要重新融入世界 I do, I do, I want to join the world again.
我 I...
我需要重新融入 I need to rejoin...
这个世界的狂野之舞 its wild dance.
我 I...
免责声明寄来的时候 你会跟我一起走吗 So, you'll... you'll leave with me when the release papers come?
已经寄来了 They're here.
今天到的 They came today.
那么 Then...
明天 明天走也不算晚 Tomorrow... Tomorrow is soon enough.
我需要跟朋友们道别 I... I need to say goodbye to my friends.
确实 As you should.
你知道 Do you know...
我从来没有 that I have never...
正式地 been able to properly...
哀悼我们的孩子吗 mourn our child?
我们一起悼念 德墨忒尔 We'll shed a tear together, Demeter,
然后带领旧神们走向胜利 and then lead the Old Gods to triumph.
你看你 There you are.
这是我当初认识的奥夫尼尔 There's the Ofnir I first knew.
明天见 Until tomorrow, then.
谢谢你刚才没揭穿我 Hey, thanks for not blowing my cover in there.
不管怎么说 我们有恶意 And, for what it's worth, my intentions are honorable.
我遇见你的时候 你骗了加油站员工 When I met you, you were hustling a gas clerk
20块钱 可我还是让你上了我的卡车 out of 20 bucks and I still let your ass in my truck.
是的 That is true.
有些人你一看就有缘分 Some people you just get a feeling about.
我一直都觉得我还会再见到你 I always knew that I'd see you again.
你通灵吗 Are you clairvoyant?
我只说 你敢伤害我姐姐 我肯定会知道 I'm saying, you hurt my sister, I'll know.
她的经历够惨的了 She's been through hell already.
她前夫吗 With her ex?
主要还是桑迪离家的事 It's more about her son Sandy leaving home.
差不多伤透了她的心 Pretty much broke her heart.
她的长子 Her oldest.
她说他在佛罗里达州 She said he was in Florida.
那是希望 That's the hope.
我和桑迪的代沟没玛格瑞那么大 I'm closer to Sandy's age than Marguerite's.
理论上他是我外甥 Technically, he's my nephew,
但他更像是我的孪生兄弟 but he was more like a twin brother.
这些年我一直给她写信 发信息 打电话 I've written, texted, called him for years.
从来没有过回音 Never once have I heard back.
如果他跟他爸一起在佛罗里达州 If he was with his dad in Florida,
我肯定有他的消息 I would've heard from him.
好了 Well...
你多保重 穆恩先生 Take care of yourself, Mr. Moon.
我会盯着你的 I'll be watching you.
湖畔镇
BGM: Stadium Pow Wow by The Halluci Nation (feat. Black Bear)
德瑞克 德瑞克 Derek? Derek!
星期三先生
取消了 该死 Cancelled? Fuck!
我们现在怎么办 What do we do now?
不知道 也许我们应该回到隔了三个州的 I don't know. Maybe we should go back to the motel
汽车旅馆 问问那个破电视 three states away and ask the fucking TV.
劳拉 Laura.
孩子们 Hi, kids.
劳拉 Laura.
我听说我们有共同的敌人 I hear we have a common enemy.
汉克 我一直都把你当朋友 Hank, I will always think of you
而不仅仅是一个 as more of a friend
能让我洗海绵澡的人 than a mere purveyor of sponge baths.
谢谢 Thank you.
代我问候可爱的伊丽莎白 Give my regards to the lovely Elizabeth.
好的 你保重 Will do. You take care.
埃尔莎 我知道这很难过 Oh, Elsa, I know it's sad
但是会过去的 but this too shall pass.
而你 考狄利娅 And, as for you, Cordelia,
你的审美堪比时装设计师 you have the keen eye of a fashionista.
你和影的37号套路玩得开心吗 Did you have a good time doing the old Number 37 with Shadow?
换了换衣服 玩了玩角色扮演 A little dress-up, a little role-play.
我去找德墨忒尔 车上见 I'll get Demeter. I'll see you in the car.
我刚才在外面看见她了 Oh, I just saw her outside.
不 No.
不 德墨忒尔 别走 No, Demeter, don't go.