美国众神 前情提要
没什么婉转一点的方式告诉你这个消息 There's no good way to say this
所以我就直说了 so I'll put it plain.
你的妻子今天凌晨去世了 Your wife died in the early hours of this morning.
别那样看着我 Don't look at me like that,
就像你是条走丢的狗狗 like you're a lost puppy.
该死的 影子 没人告诉你吗 Oh, shit, Shadow. No one told you?
两位鹰角镇居民在高速公路交通事故中丧生 27岁的劳拉·穆恩和39岁的罗比·伯顿驾驶着伯顿的车行驶在州际公路上 因突然变道导致后方车辆追尾而不幸身亡
我的幸运币 My lucky coin.
你相信有来世吗 Do you believe in the afterlife?
你会腐烂 你死后 会腐烂 You rot. When you die, you rot.
我爱你 狗狗 I love you, puppy.
不会总是反面的 It's not always gonna be tails.
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翻 译 Z小花儿 Silmar DustD
翻 译 Lynn_宁 murky 夕之夜神月
校 对 夕之夜神月 星星与野狗
时间轴 风吹来的那片云
后 期 蜡笔小新的眉毛
总 监 夕之夜神月
美国众神 第一季第五集
BGM: Nunnyunnini by Brian Reitzell
从西伯利亚向东行 It had been a hard journey east
跨越大陆桥 路途艰辛 across the land bridge from Siberia.
严寒 黑暗 Freezing and dark,
而且损失更惨重了 and it had taken a bitter toll.
在行完族里的习俗之后 After the custom of her people,
阿苏拉最后一次说出了 Atsula spoke her baby's name...
阿普蒂 Aputi.
她孩子的名字 for the final time.
她的女儿将永远见不到 Her daughter would never see
他们迁徙到达的新土地 the new land to which they traveled.
他们并不是独自前行 They did not travel alone.
他们的神一路相随 Their god came with them.
努云尼尼 Nunyunnini.
但等他们到达新土地时 But when they reached the new lands,
承诺中的食物却无处可寻 the promised food was nowhere to be found.
阿苏拉与努云尼尼对话 Atsula communed with Nunyunnini
因为当时人跟信仰的神之间 for the barriers were thinner then
距离并不遥远 between people and their gods.
努云尼尼开口了 And Nunyunnini spoke.
他指导她该做什么 And he showed her what to do,
正如他曾指导她祖母一样 as he had once shown her grandmother,
以及她祖母的祖母 and her grandmother's grandmother.
努云尼尼爱他的子民 正如他们爱戴他一样 Nunyunnini loved His people, as they loved Him.
因此告诉她要摆脱 And so it pained Him to tell her
饥寒交迫的困境将付出惨重的代价 that escape from the cold embrace of starvation
让他十分痛苦 would come at a terrible price.
神明很伟大 The gods are great.
但人类更伟大 But people are greater.
因为神明诞生在他们心中 For it is in their hearts that gods are born,
而神明也将回归他们的心中 and to their hearts that they return.
神明生生灭灭 Gods live and gods die.
不久之后 And soon enough,
努云尼尼彻底... Nunyunnini was entirely...
被遗忘了 forgotten.
狗狗 Hi, puppy.
宝贝 Baby.
你他妈怎么在这 The fuck are you doing here?
我很冷 狗狗 I'm cold, puppy.
我只是想确定你是不是真的 I was just seeing if you were real.
我是真的 I'm real.
过来 Here.
坐我旁边 Come sit by me.
我们得谈谈还没解决的问题 Yo, we got some unresolved issues to discuss.
你和罗比 You and Robbie?
对 Yes.
对 是有这事 Yes. There is that.
还有我死后还能奇迹般地坐在这的事 There's also the miracle of me sitting here posthumously.
我觉得这也是件值得谈谈的大事 I mean, that's a pretty significant thing for us to discuss, too.
以及对此心怀感激 And to appreciate.
我觉得我们或许该花点时间来感激 I think maybe we should take a moment and do that.
不不 你死而复活吗 No, no. You rising from the dead?
我出狱后就预料到会这样 好吗 It's about par for the fucking courses since I left prison, okay?
所以别以为 So don't think that anything
你要做什么或说什么 包括死掉 that you got to say or do, including dying,
就能转移眼前的话题 is going to distract from the subject at hand.
好 你想知道我和罗比的事 Okay, you want to know about me and Robbie?
-对 -你想知道多少 - Yeah. - To what degree do you want to know?
你什么都想知道 I mean, do you want to know everything,
还是想知道 比方说大致情况 or you want to know the broad strokes, so to speak?
不如你开始说 Why don't you start telling me?
我来告诉你在哪停 And I will tell you when to stop.
我当时跟你说我可以等你 I wasn't lying when I said that I could wait for you
并没有撒谎 at the time that I said it.
我有些预感这话有可能是撒谎 I sort of knew that it had the potential of being a lie,
但我还是愿意相信 but I was giving myself the benefit of the doubt
这一切可能并不会成为谎言 that there was a version of events where it wouldn't be a lie.
你当时在坐牢 影子 You were in prison, Shadow.
你等了多久 How long did you wait?
十三个月 13 months.
面包师的一年 Baker's year.
起源于英国 面包师把13个面包作为一打出售以避罚
你为什么非得跟罗比上床 Why did you have to fuck Robbie?
我本来没打算跟他上床 Well, I wasn't going to do it,
后来又有这个打算 and then I was going to do it,
再后来又不想了 and then I wasn't going to do it,
很庆幸没这么做 and then it felt really good having not done it,
接着 and then...
猫死了 the cat died...
于是 and, um...
罗比过来了 你懂的 喝了点酒 Robbie came over and, you know, wine.
你也知道大家怎么形容悲伤 You know what they say about grief.
每个坟墓旁边都有家旅店 Next to every cemetery is a motel.
一旦开始 木已成舟 Once we did it, we'd already done it,
就没有回头路了 and there was no undoing it.
你打算为了他离开我吗 Were you going to leave me for him?
为了罗比 拜托 For Robbie? Please.
怎么可能呢 Why would I do that?
你是我的狗狗 You're my puppy.
我爱你 I love you.
我 I...
那么 So...
发生了什么 What happened?
你死的那晚发生了什么 The night you were killed, what-- what happened?
总之我们在开车 So anyway, we were driving,
他心情不好 and he was upset,
我就决定最后给他口一次 and so I decided to give him a little goodbye blow job.
带着感情地来最后一次 You know, one last time with feeling.
我就拉开他的裤子拉链 And so I unzipped his pants.
-大错特错 -对 真的 - Big mistake. - Yeah. No shit.
他偏离了道路 然后翻车了 he swerved, and there was a big crunch,
整个世界开始天旋地转 and the world started to roll and spin,
我当时觉得 and I thought...
操啊 fuck.
我要死了 I'm going to die.
说实话 我也记不清整件事的经过了 I mean, really, I was very blah about the whole thing.
只记得我根本不害怕 I wasn't scared. I remember that.
然后我到了某处 Then I was...somewhere.
接着我在一个箱子里 And then... I was in a box.
狗狗 能给我根烟吗 Puppy, do you think that you could possibly get me a cigarette?
应该可以让我放轻松 Think it might calm my nerves.
也能让你放轻松 Might calm yours as well.
星耀汽车旅馆
劳拉 Laura?
在这里 狗狗 I'm in here, puppy.
我想如果你想碰我的话 I thought it might be nice if I were warm to the touch,
我要是还有体温该有多好 in the event that you were thinking of touching me.
或者亲我 Or kissing me.
我不想让你亲吻冰冷的嘴唇 I don't want you kissing cold lips.
怎么了 What?
通常人死了后都会呆在自己的坟墓里 Normally, people who die tend to stay in their graves,
这就是我怎么了 that's what.
真的是这样吗 狗狗 Do they really, puppy?
我过去也是这么认为的 I mean, I used to think so, too,
但我现在不这么确定了 but now I'm not so sure.
可能吧 Maybe.
什么事 Yeah, what is it?
慢点说 Slow down.
什么 What?
尝不出味道 Can't taste it.
什么用都没有 This is not doing anything,
不论是放松精神还是别的方面 nerve-wise or otherwise.
要把它戴到我手指上吗 Want to put that on my finger?
当我最后一次 When I called you,
打给你时 the last time...
我有种再也见不到你的感觉 I had a feeling I was never going to see you again.
我觉得我知道你要死了 I think I knew you were going to die.
我有种直觉 I had this feeling in my stomach
出事了 that something was wrong.
现在有场大风暴正在席卷整个国家 There is a big storm rolling across the country right now,
一切都不对劲 and nothing feels okay.
这感觉不错 This feels okay.
你和我 You and me...
感觉不错 it can.
我知道我们婚姻中有些事情 I'm sure there are some things about our marriage
需要我们去解决 that we're going to have to work on.
比如说你死了 What, like you being dead?
我尝到了 I tasted that.
我感受到了 I felt that.
我感觉到了什么 I just-- I felt something.
感觉像是活着 It felt like-- like alive.
你感觉我像是活着的吗 Do I feel alive?
是的 Yeah.
太好了 Good.
知道吗 You know?
和我活着的时候比 I don't really know much more now
我现在并没有知道更多 than I did when I was alive,
而我过去不知道的 无论我现在知道了多少 and I think whatever I know now that I didn't know then
我无法用言语表达 I-I can't even really put into words.
但我知道我爱你 But I do know that I love you.
我得死了才认识到我爱你有多深 I mean, I-- I had to die to know just how much, but...
但我真的爱你 I really do.
你让你自己搅入了 You know, you've gotten yourself mixed up
一些十分奇怪的事情里 影子 in some really weird shit, Shadow.
我一直在看着你 I'm watching out for you.
对了 谢谢你的礼物 Thank you for my present, by the way.
什么礼物 What present?
我的金币 My coin.
我知道有人在找那枚金币 Yeah, I know someone looking for that coin.
不能给他们 Well, they can't have it.
这是我的了 It's mine now.
你还是我的狗狗吗 Are you still my puppy?
不 No.
我不是 I'm not.
还醒着 Still awake?
-是啊 -我也是 睡不着 - I think so. - Yeah, me, too. Can't sleep.
最近的事件都是针对我们 Recent events have conspired against us both,
我得喝一杯 你一起来吗 and I need a drink. A man can admit that, huh?
我很想去睡了 Yeah, uh, I just really want to go to bed,
-让这一天结束 -来吧 - put the day behind me. - Come on.
就一杯 好吧 那不是实话 One drink. Well, that's a lie.
五杯 六杯 Five, six drinks.
现在不是时候 Now isn't the time.
影子 Shadow.
你一定有很多疑问 You must have questions,
如果你没有 你应该有 and if you don't, you should.
这是什么味道 What is that smell?
是什么 猫尿和烤箱清洁剂吗 What is it, cat piss and oven cleaner?
我是有很多问题 Yeah, I do-- I do have questions.
我在列单子 长长的单子 Hey, I-- I'm making a list, a long list.
但现在 But right now,
我得将我看到的事情好好梳理一下 I just need to wrap my head around what I've seen.
看来你看到了些东西 I see you've seen something.
星耀汽车旅馆
把手放到我能看见的地方 Hands where I can see them. Now.
我的手在这 女士 My hands are right here, ma'am.
没用太长时间 Didn't take long.
假释官说你这六天都在外面 Parole officer says you've been out all of six days.
发生什么事了 女士 What's this about, ma'am?
你被捕了 天才 You're under arrest, genius.
请问是什么原因 May I ask what for?
抢劫银行 Bank robbery.
操 Fuck.
BGM: Media Bowie by Brian Reitzell & Shirley Manson
为何如此呢 小帅哥 Why, you pretty thing, you.
啥 What?
你的形象出了问题 You have an image problem.
你得想想你的名声 You need to think about your brand,
你想让世界怎么看你 how you want the world to see you.
你想让世界先生怎么看你 How you want Mr. World to see you.
我得来问几个问题 Tasked with asking a few questions.
你把一个黑人吊到了树上 You hang a black man from a tree.
你有你的信息传输和电线 You've got your transmission and your live wire,
但你的主板已死 but your circuit's dead.
他惹了我 He was fucking with me.
我告诉过他不要惹我 I told him not to fuck with me.
看看你 揍了错误的人 Take a look at you, beating up the wrong guy.
你是个好孩子 You're a good kid,
只是不善于和你不认识的人相处 just not good with people you don't know.
道歉 Apologize.
请向世界先生传达我真挚的歉意 Please pass on my sincerest apologies to Mr. World.
世界先生并不想要你的道歉 Mr. World doesn't want your apology.
然而 他会想要 He would, however,
将你的道歉转送给星期三 like to regift your apology to Wednesday
还有他的手下影·穆恩 and his man Shadow Moon.
你现在是在惹我吗 Are you fucking with me right now?
世界先生希望你的道歉 Mr. World expects your apology
就像你向他当面道歉一样的真实 to be every bit as authentic
就像你向他当面道歉一样的真实 as if you were apologizing to him directly.
他这是让那老混蛋逍遥法外 He's letting the old fuck get away with it.
了解世界先生的人都会恐惧他 There is a terror in knowing what Mr. World is about.
星期三本来已经快憋死了 Wednesday was suffocating.
火花正在冒烟 The spark was smoldering.
然后你来了 And then you came along,
用汽油灭了火 putting out fire with gasoline.
星期三在召集怪物 Wednesday's collecting monsters.
该死的口袋妖怪 Fucking Pokmon.
他在招兵买马 He's recruiting.
殉道是很常用的招募工具 Martyrdom is a popular recruitment tool.
现在我们得在整件事在我们面前爆炸之前 And now we have to pluck the fuse out of the fucker
把保险丝抽出来 before the whole thing blows up in our faces.
道歉 Apologize.
如果你认为他会因为我的一个小小的道歉 You're delusional if you think he's letting go
就放弃他所拥有 坚持的东西 of whatever it is he's holding on to
那你真是妄想 with a little apology from me.
那他妈是幻觉 That is one mass fucking delusion.
集体幻觉时代和我一样老 Mass delusions are as old as I am.
1938年火星人入侵的时候 我就在场 I was there when the Martians invaded in 1938.
那种恐慌 What a panic.
强大的恐慌 Powerful panic.
现在天上有外星人等着 Now there are starmen waiting in the sky.
他们相信那是真的 也的确是真的 They believed it was true, and it was.
不是每个人都相信 Not everyone believed.
不必每个人都相信 Not everyone had to.
有足够的相信即可 Just enough.
那就是星期三先生所需要的 That's all Mr. Wednesday needs--
足够的人相信 just enough.
也许只需要一个人 Maybe just one.
你老板似乎并没有身份证 档案 Your boss doesn't seem to have an I.D., record,
不知怎么连名字都没有 somehow even a name.
而你全部都有 穆恩先生 You got all those, Mr. Moon,
特别是档案 record especially.
律师 Lawyer.
没听到 Didn't catch that.
你现在可能很想知道 You're probably asking yourself about now
两个水平不高的警察是如何 how it came to pass that two country-fried police
能够在汽车旅馆中找到你 even found you at that motel
因为一项跨越了 数数看 for a crime committed over-- count 'em--
两个州境的罪行吧 two state lines.
是个不错的故事 尽管问 It's a good story. Just ask.
律师 谢谢 Lawyer, please.
我还以为你会说点不一样的 I thought maybe you were gonna say something different.
所以这个叫穆恩的家伙抢劫了你 So this guy Moon robbed you?
你偷了我的东西 He stole me.
从你住的老橡树老人院吗 From the, uh, aged Oaks Retirement Home where you live?
什么橡树 What Oaks?
是 Yeah.
不不不 不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
那里没有沙子 我住在沙滩上 There's no sand there. I live on a beach.
总是有沙子 Always have.
我们喜欢钓鱼 我和我的儿子们 知道吗 We like to go fishing, me and the boys, you know?
但我老婆不喜欢 My wife hates it, though.
她喜欢鱼 She-- She loves fish.
喜欢酒 Loves wine.
讨厌钓鱼 Hates fishing.
我们还是从你的名字说起吧 why don't we start with your name, huh?
「生命不过是昙花一现」 Madam Life's a piece in bloom.
死亡如影随形时时跟随 Death goes dogging everywhere.
她是房中暂时的租客 She's a tenant of the room.
他却是等在楼梯上的恶棍 He's the ruffian on the stair.
我懂 Look, I get it.
你出狱一周 You're a week out of jail.
遇到一些老骗子 You meet some old grifter,
好像路子很熟 seems to know his way around.
他们给你提供了一份工作 一个学习的机会 Guy offers a job, a chance to learn.
但是我觉得你的老板 But I think this boss of yours
得罪了某些大人物 pissed off some big-time bombers.
不管你意识到没有 And whether you realize it or not,
你都要受到牵连了 you're about to get hit by the shrapnel.
律师 Lawyer.
你在芝加哥做什么 What were you doing in Chicago?
我告诉你你也不会信的 You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
试试看 Try me.
芝加哥 Chicago.
说实话啊 Honest answers only.
如果可以的话 If you can manage.
以上帝为证 God's honest.
我在招募一个疲倦的 I was recruiting a tired
但是仍旧很重要的死神 but still vital god of death
来参与一场对抗新众神的战争 into a war against the new gods
这些新众神十分害怕他 who very rightly fear him
就像他们应该那么害怕我一般 as much as they should fear me
但是目前他们还没那么怕我 but don't yet.
你不傻 You're not dumb.
甚至很聪明 Might even be smart.
我明白 我也尊重那一点 I get that, and I respect that.
在其他情况下 In every other case,
你会根据经验做事 you'd be doing what experience advises.
而我在这里暂停的原因 And the reason I take pause here,
我希望你能跳过这些套话的原因是 the reason I'm hoping you will break from the natural script
我怀疑 而且是特别怀疑 is that this is, I suspect, suspect strongly,
这不是一个普通的案子 this is not the average case.
所以 So...
花些时间 take a moment
考虑一下回答我的下个问题 to consider answering my next question
在说出你本来要说的之前 before saying what you're going to say anyway.
好吗 Okay?
你老板有敌人吗 Does your boss have enemies?
律师 Lawyer.
我之所以这么问 The reason I ask
是因为匿名线报 is because some anonymous tip
让你们就这么轻而易举地落到我们手里 dropped you right in our laps,
打包装箱 还打了蝴蝶结 boxed up with a bow.
但不是通常的「我看到有个人 But not the usual, uh, "Hey, I saw someone
长得很像卡尔汽车餐厅贴的 "who looked like the guy on 'America's Most Wanted'
美国头号通缉犯」 at the Carl's Jr. Drive-thru."
这个 我就说是很特别吧 This was, uh, I'm going to say different.
我收到了一份传真 I got a goddamn fax
来自于一台自从有传真机开始 on a machine hasn't been turned on in--
就没开启过的传真机 I don't know-- since fax machines.
而这份传真给了我们你的精确定位 And this fax gave us your precise location,
GPS坐标 GPS coordinates,
制造商 型号 英里数 make, model, mileage,
连你卡迪拉克的车辆识别号码都有 even VIN number of your Caddy.
所以 即便我能因为 So, much as I'd get accolades
抓到你俩干银行那票而获得奖励 if we collar you two for the bank bullshit,
但这些细节 it's nowhere near as big or as interesting
却勾起我更大的兴趣 as what is suggested by the details.
现在 你帮我解决这个疑问 Now, you help me unpack those,
我或许能把你放了 I may just help get you out of here.
你引起了我的注意 You have my attention.
那个爱尔兰矮妖精 Now, the leprechaun,
他从一开始就反对这事 h-he's been against all this from the get-go,
但是他处于不利位置 but he's at a disadvantage
因为他是个蠢货 being as he is a fucking idiot.
南西 他远离故土 Now, Nancy, he comes at all of this
独具优势 反而能解决此事 from a specific vantage of the bitterly dispossessed,
通常情况下我会不屑一顾 which normally I would take with a grain,
但我必须承认 but I have to admit,
看过了绳子在我朋友脖子上燃烧... having seen the rope burns around my friend's neck...
想象下 So imagine:
两名乡村警察 在野火鸡打猎季执勤 two rural police, middle of wild turkey season,
搜寻到奥萨马·本拉登的科技公司 and the same company whose tech found Osama,
将两个无名骗子送到我们手上 is dropping two no-name grifters in our lap.
你们俩的敌人可真是不容小觑 You two have very extravagant enemies.
要律师吗 Lawyer?
你想问什么 What's the ask?
你很让我感兴趣 You got me curious.
我想知道你知道些什么 I'd like to know what you know.
我觉得你不会想知道 Don't think you do.
我是个大人了 我犯错自己承担 I'm a big girl. I make my own mistakes.
你要给我开条件吗 You offering me something?
也许会 Might be.
我要离开这里 尽快 I want to walk out of here. Soon.
要去哪里吗 Got somewhere to be?
监狱管理局说 Prison Bureau says...
你的妻子刚刚去世 your wife just passed away.
检察官可以因此宽宏大量一些 DA can be persuaded to look leniently on that.
失去了妻子 Losing a wife.
心情肯定很复杂 It's got to be complicated.
你是那人的老婆 You're the wife.
你是那个死去的老婆 You're the dead wife.
把那该死的金币还给我 死老婆 Give me my fucking coin, dead wife.
你是指我的金币吗 You mean my fucking coin.
死人没有拥有权 The dead can't own things.
所以神发明了遗嘱和遗言 That's why God made last wills and testaments.
你的遗嘱里可不包括我的幸运币 Don't imagine yours includes my lucky coin.
我的幸运币 红发小子 My lucky coin, Ginger Minge.
操 Fuck.
这个金币是我的丈夫给我的 My husband gave that coin to me.
死黑眼珠子 Damn his dark eyes.
居然他妈送人了 Gave it a-fucking-way.
又不是他的东西 Wasn't his to give!
我给错了金币 I gave him the wrong coin.
本来不该是那个金币的 Wasn't meant to be that coin.
那是给皇家贵族的 懂吗 That's for royalty, see?
那是一枚应该给予美国之王的金币 That's a coin you'd give to the King of America himself,
不是什么混账王八蛋 not some piss-ant bastard
就像你那狗屎丈夫 like your piece-of-shit husband.
赶紧把金币还给我 Just give me my fucking coin back!
不 No.
你给了我就不会再看到我了 You'll never see me again if you do.
我向麦麸起誓 行吗 I swear to fucking Bran, okay?
我以我在树林里的那些年起誓 I-- I swear by the years I spent in the fucking trees.
把我的金币还给我 贱人 Give me my coin, cunt!
我不会问你相同的问题 I'm going to ask you some questions,
我要让你诚实地回答我 and I'd like for you to answer me honestly.
但是 如果我感觉你没对我说实话 However, if I feel like you're not being honest,
我就会踢你的蛋蛋 I'm going to kick you in the nuts.
还有你要知道 And I want you to know
上一次我踢人蛋蛋 that the last time I kicked a guy in the nuts,
我那一脚一直踢到他喉咙才停止 明白吗 my foot didn't stop until it reached his throat. Okay?
你怎么认识我丈夫的 How do you know my husband?
我被告知要去一家酒吧 I was told to be at a bar,
向你男人挑战 pick a fight with your man.
说他想看看你男人是什么货色 Said he wanted to see what your man was made of.
谁说的 Who said?
注意用词 Use your words.
葛林姆尼尔 Grimnir!
那个叫星期三的男人 The dude he calls Wednesday.
操 Fuck.
他是个神 He's a god.
你不相信我 You don't believe me?
不不 No, no.
就是在思考 Just processing.
那神还叫你做了什么 What else did God tell you to do?
你不能相信他 You shouldn't trust him--
-葛林姆尼尔 -星期三 - Grimnir. - Wednesday.
-别信他 -也不需要相信他 - Don't trust him. - Don't have to trust him.
你的男人信 但是他不该信 Your man does, and he shouldn't.
把我的金币还回来就是了 Listen, just give me my fucking coin back, yeah?
我这里还有好多呢 There's more where that came from.
我再给你一个 I'll give you another.
一样好 Just as good.
该死 Hell.
我给你一大堆 I'll give you a shitload.
一样好 Just as good?
一样好 Just as good.
我感觉这些金币都不会 I don't really feel like any of those coins
有我这金币现在的功效 are going to do the job that my coin's doing.
你拿不走 对不对 You can't take it, can you?
我得自愿还给你 是吧 I have to give it to you freely, right?
是的 Right.
那你完了 Well, you're fucked.
我才不会把它还给你 I'm not going to give it to you.
算了吧 我想你再也拿不回你的金币了 Come on. I don't think you're ever going to get your coin back.
永远永远都不会 Never ever ever.
永远不会 Not ever.
才不是永远 Not not ever.
你身上的肉迟早要慢慢剥落的 死老婆 Meat's going to slide off you sooner or later, dead wife.
如果你一直泡热水浴的话会更快 Sooner if you keep soaking it in hot water.
还有那些支撑着你的结缔组织 All that connective tissue holding you together.
都会溶解液化 Well, that's gonna liquefy.
到了炎热潮湿的夏天 You'll find yourself on a hot, humid summer day
你会发现自己在湿热中被百般炙烤 just cooking in that moist heat.
你的血肉从骨头上脱落下来 And you're going to fall right off the bone.
到那时 When you do,
我会将手伸进你的肋骨 I'm going to reach up under those ribs,
像采摘莓果一样将金币从你体内拿出来 and I'm going to pluck that coin out of you like a berry.
不许动 举起手来 Freeze! Hands up!
她没死 She ain't dead!
她没死 She ain't dead.
看吧 See?
你个混账 Oh, you're an asshole.
你个混账王八蛋 死老婆 You're a fucking asshole, dead wife.
你个混账王八蛋 死老婆 You're a fucking asshole, dead wife!
你个王八蛋 死老婆 You're an asshole, dead wife!
他很忠诚 He's loyal.
所以你们俩想聊什么就聊吧 So you two talk about whatever you need to talk about.
我想听听 Then I want to hear it.
我没什么好说的 I have nothing to talk about.
现在有什么想说的了吗 Something to talk about now?
你们俩单独聊聊吧 I'll leave you two to it.
你搞什么鬼 What the fuck are you doing?
如果我们不赶紧离开这里 We don't get out of here soon,
他们很快会把咱俩变成两具尸体 they'll be carrying out a couple of corpses.
这些照片是某个神祗 Those photographs are a particular god's
观察世界的眼睛 eye-view of the world.
你是怎么做到的 Okay, how'd you do that?
看到那只小蜘蛛了吗 See that little spider?
他是我的一个朋友 He's a friend of mine.
那个警察说的没错 对不对 That cop was right, wasn't she?
有个很厉害的人在找你 Someone big is after you.
你很害怕 You're afraid.
我还以为你什么都不怕呢 I thought you weren't afraid of anything.
你到底是谁 Who are you?
是谁在找你 Who's after you?
谁在找你 Who's after you?
谁在找你 Who's after you!
某个在你准备好之前 Someone you don't want to let see your face
完全不想被他看见的人 until you're ready to be seen.
《我爱露西》 "I Love Lucy"?
你到底是怎么浮在空中的 How the fuck are you floating?
生日快乐 总统先生 Happy birthday, Mr. President.
不 No.
不不不 不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
你是电视里的 You-- You-- You're TV.
你是黑白电视里的 You-- You-- You were black and white.
我五彩斑斓 正如我所讲述的故事 I'm as colorful as the story I'm telling.
这部电影是用特艺七彩技术拍摄的 This one's filmed in glorious Technicolor.
从彩色海报女郎到电影传奇直到被杀害 Full-color pinup to film legend to murdered.
别信那些所谓意外服药过量的胡说八道 Oh, don't believe what they say about an accidental overdose.
我在布伦特伍德的别墅地板上看到的最后一幕 Last thing I saw from the floor of my Brentwood bungalow
是一个中情局特工将针头刺入我的眼球 was a CIA spook jabbing a needle into my eyeball,
以免我泄露出肯尼迪不愿为人知的内幕 lest I tell Kennedy tales unwanted.
这感觉真爽啊不是吗 Isn't that delicious?
我们跟你没有任何关系 We have no business with you.
现在暂时没有 Not at the moment.
我们想改变这一点 We want to change that.
爱上一个富人跟爱上一个穷人 It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man
一样容易 as a poor man.
不不不 这不是真的对吧 No, no, no, no, no. This isn't real. Okay?
这是将现实重新编程了对不对 This is reality reprogrammed, right?
告诉我这不是真的 Tell me this isn't real.
星期三先生 Mr. Wednesday.
我迟到了 Overdue.
我不得不先道个歉 I have to start with an apology.
我一直有点怠惰 I've been remiss.
我早就该联系你了 I should have reached out to you ages ago.
但说实话 我没见到你 But to be honest, I didn't see you,
没那么清楚 不像现在能面对面 not clearly, not like this here now in person.
您很伟大 You are huge.
很高兴见到你 It's a pleasure to meet you.
我们见过吗 Have we met?
别跟他说话 Do not talk to him.
一个字也别说 什么都别告诉他 Do not say a word. Do not tell him anything.
不必如此 You don't have to.
我早就认识你了 I already know you.
你不可能认识我 No, you don't.
我当然认识 Sure I do.
你是个人 You're a person.
我很了解人类 I know people,
了解他们的一切 everything about all of them.
你有名字 影·穆恩 You have a name: Shadow Moon.
你有血型 还有反复出现的噩梦 You have a blood type and a recurring nightmare.
B型血RH阳性 一个墓地 B-positive and an orchard of bones.
相比于切达奶酪 你更喜欢瑞士奶酪 You prefer Swiss to cheddar
无法忍受餐叉尖端相碰的声音 and can't abide the tines of two forks touching.
当你手淫时 会是这个表情 And this is the face you make when you masturbate.
跟你的母亲一样 The same as your mother,
她一生之中有86个性伴侣 who had 86 sexual partners throughout her life.
发生的每一件事都会被记录 Everything that happens is recorded
被存储 被回想起来 and stored and recalled--
《生命之书》 The Book of Life.
哦对 好好好 Right. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
他还在生气吗 Is he still sulking?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
之前对你处以绞刑 For lynching you.
吊死一个黑人 Hanged a dark-skinned man.
品位实在低俗 Was in very poor taste.
我们在美国的一个诡异紧张 种族混杂的地方 We're in a weird, tense place racially in America,
我可不想在这仇恨氛围上添砖加瓦 and I don't want to add to that climate of hatred.
你要不要揍他一顿 Would you like to hit him a bit?
打掉他的门牙 Knock out his front teeth?
不要 No.
很高兴我们能尽释前嫌 I'm glad that we have this behind us.
就像文艺复兴教皇 我宣告你无罪 Like a Renaissance pope, I absolve you.
坐吧 你有话要跟这个男人说吧 You may sit. You have something to say to the man.
科技在进化 我们都在进化 Technology's evolving. We're all evolving.
先生 我很荣幸 It would be an honor, sir,
能与你一同进化 to evolve with you.
我可以帮你 I can help you.
我想要帮你 I want to help you--
影响观点 行为 信念 influence opinions, behaviors, beliefs
超越以往任何时候 like never before.
我们想帮助你找到观众 We want to help you find your audience.
明白了吗 You see?
我们不是来打架的 We're not here to fight.
这么说 你提出停战 So you're offering a truce.
停战意味着我们过去在交战 A truce implies that we were ever at war.
你或许在开战 但我没有 You might have been but I wasn't.
不 不是停战 No, not a truce.
-是... -融合 - A... - A merger.
是的 Yes.
融合 A merger.
就像香槟和薯条 Like champagne and potato chips.
你用薯条蘸过香槟吗 You ever dip a potato chip into champagne?
妙极了 是不是 It's real crazy, yeah?
你不想升级吗 Wouldn't you like an upgrade?
变成焕然一新 柠檬味的你 A brand-new lemon-scented you?
我现在就很好 Oh, I'm a fine me.
每年都在变得更好 I just keep getting better every year.
当然如此 Of course you are,
而这个你 应当以融合后的新面貌 and that is the you that deserves to be seen
呈现在世人面前 incorporated.
每个人在世界上都有自己的位置 Everyone in the world gets their place.
同你一道吗 With you?
所以我才被称作世界先生 That's why they call me Mr. World.
如果有人不同意呢 And if they don't agree?
我明白 I get it.
我懂 I do.
你是一个个人主义者 You're an individualist.
顽强的个人主义 Rugged individualism.
这路子现在行不通了 It simply doesn't work anymore.
品牌多样化当然有其启发作用 Brands. Sure. A useful heuristic.
但是最终 一切都会 But ultimately, everything is all systems
互相交错 interlaced,
单一产品 a single product
由单一的企业 manufactured by a single company
为单一的全球市场生产 for a single global market.
麻辣 微辣还是甜味 Spicy, medium, or chunky.
他们当然可以选择 They get a choice, of course.
当然 Of course!
但是酱汁他们一定要买 But they are buying salsa.
给他看 Show him.
奥丁引导卫星 The ODIN guidance satellite.
下个月即将发射到朝鲜上空 To be launched over North Korea next month.
想象一下 Just imagine.
天空中降下一道道闪电 Lightning raining down from the sky
是一颗颗精确制导导弹 in the form of precision guided missiles.
可以想象吗 Could you imagine?
2490万人 24.9 million people.
将你的名字瞬间铭记在心 They will know your name lickety-kite.
名声重塑 这只是开始 Brand rebranded, and just the start.
不必藏头露尾 不必招摇撞骗 No more stolen scraps, shortchanging,
不再食不果腹 不再早生白发 hand-to-mouth, gray hairs.
无需混迹汽车旅馆 阴暗角落 No more motels and byways.
一个明天 现时 永远的居所 A place in tomorrow-- current, lasting.
一座全新的瓦尔哈拉圣殿 Valhalla anew.
听起来是不是赞爆了 Doesn't that sound swell?
珠贝 An oyster.
每一颗珍珠里面 Inside every pearl
都有一粒恼人的砂子 there's a single irritating grain of sand.
那就是我 That's me.
不然你们就不会在这里了 Otherwise, you wouldn't be here.
就像珠贝一样 你们想把我包裹起来 Just like an oyster, you're trying to cover me up
用亮晶晶的 点缀项链的材质 with something smooth and shiny pretty on a necklace,
但是在贝壳里面 but inside the shell,
虚伪的珠贝只是想让刺痛它的东西滚蛋 that slimy thing just wants that scratchy thing out of there.
你说融合 我听到的是流放 You say a merger? I hear exile.
他们找其他方式消磨时间 It's not our fault they found other ways
不是我们的错 to occupy their time.
你们就只会消磨人的时间 That's all you do, occupy their time.
我们有所回报 我们给了他们意义 We gave back. We gave them meaning.
那就再给一次 Then give it to them again.
你要走了 You're leaving?
留下那么漂亮的台词 On a good line.
刚才的话的确漂亮 It was a good line.
他就在这里 He's here.
你逮住他了 You have him.
你要放他走 You're letting him go.
你总是放他走 You keep letting him go.
我在给他机会考虑 I'm giving him opportunity to consider.
为什么 你已经逮住他了 Why? You have him.
叫他同意 不然就宰了这杂种 Get a yes or kill the goonie cunt.
把他倒插葱埋在... Bury him upside-down--
这个人活过的年岁比你以后能活的还久 This man is older than you will ever be.
他的智慧 掌握的知识 He has wisdom, has knowledge,
跟你能拥有和掌握的完全不一样 which is different, as you would know
如果你有那么一星半点的话 if you had either.
这个人值得我们尊重 This man deserves our respect.
去他妈的尊重 Fuck respect.
我给你的礼物 My gift to you.
这个故事我们会讲下去 影子 We'll be telling this story, Shadow.
无论你喜欢 You can tell it however you like
还是不喜欢 or don't like.
我不是你的敌人 I'm not your enemy.
这是真的吗 Was this real?
刚才发生的一切是真的吗 Did that just happen?
现在仍然在发生 It's still happening.
总局... Dispatch control...
他们要在这里讲什么故事 What story are they going to tell here?
凭他们高兴 Any one they want.
有人要来了 Someone's coming.
总局 这里是卡修斯警局6651 Dispatch control. This is Cassius PD 6651.
通信检查 Radio check.
踢开 Kick it.
走 There.
操 Fuck!
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