《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives.
但我们之间还有些严重的问题 We have some serious problems
需要好好解决 that are gonna require serious work.
勒奈特和汤姆分居后问题重重 Lynette and Tom struggled with their separation.
有人向麦克坦白 Mike heard a confession...
我把加布的继父杀了 I killed Gaby's stepfather.
我们几个帮他遮掩过去了 And me and the girls helped cover it up.
苏珊的一生都可能因此而改变 That could change his life with Susan forever.
布里给加布看了纸条... Bree showed Gaby the note...
就算有人知情 Let's say someone knows.
我看 在他们传递真实意图之前 I say until they tell us what they want,
我们就装作一切正常 we just act like everything's normal.
于是决定就此结束 And decided she needed to end her relationship
和万斯警探的关系 With detective Vance.
布里 你知不知道 You know, Bree,
我本愿为你赴汤蹈火 I would have done anything for you.
你定会悔不当初 You have made a very big mistake.
人们常说 It's often said that children learn
孩子们都是在课外学到最重要的教训 their most important lessons outside the classroom.
他们学着以和平的方式解决冲突... They learn to find peaceful ways to resolve conflict...
学着巧妙地选择营养膳食 to make smart choices about nutrition...
学着掌控话语权的艺术 to master the art of conversation.
可对于加布丽尔·索利斯来说 But for Gabrielle Solis,
早晨送孩子上学的艺术 the art of morning drop-off...
怎么堵成这样 快点 让我们过去 What's soaking long? Come on! Let's go!
是她永远学不会的 was something she'd never learned.
你们减速停车 放下孩子 然后开走 You slow down, push the kid out, and drive off!
怎么就这么难 Why is it so hard?!
你知道我还得在这里上学吧 You realize I have to go to this school, right?
拜托 前面是坐轮椅的孩子 Oh, come on. I'm behind the wheelchair kid?
就这样吧 胡安妮塔 下车 That's it, Juanita. Get out.
我们规定进入绿色区域后 志愿者开了门 I'm not allowed till we get to the green zone
我才可以进去 and a volunteer opens the door.
还记得上周的事吗 Remember what happened last week?
记得 上周我好歹赶上了热石按摩 Yeah, last week I made it to my hot stone massage.
你只管把头低下 Just keep your head down,
装作你不会说英语 然后跑进去 pretend like you don't speak English, and run.
等等 Hold it!
戴娜 我刚没看到你 Hi, Dana. I didn't see you there.
看来有人两次违反接送规定 Looks like someone didn't learn her lesson
却还没吸取教训 the last two times she broke the drop-off rules.
三振出局 索利斯 Three strikes, Solis.
你出局了 You're out.
什... Wh--hey!
我需要那个 I need that!
你的接送优先权已经被收回了 Your drop-off privileges have been revoked.
从现在起 你得停在"B"区 From now on, you'll be parking in the "B" Lot
-然后步行送胡安妮塔上学 -"B"区 - and walking Juanita to class. - The "B" Lot?
那可是在千里之外 这高跟鞋可走不了路 That's, like, a mile away. These don't walk.
现在不走不行了 They do now.
是吗 是谁死了让你上位做老大的 Oh, yeah? Well, who died and made you boss?
玛格丽特·弗莱 癌症 Margaret Frye. Cancer.
对 我的花还没送呢 Oh. Right. I still owe for those flowers.
别急 朋友 你还来得及去减肥中心 Oh, relax, pam! You'll still make it to weight watchers!
有麻烦吗 戴娜 Problem here, Dana?
很好 热心人士来了 Oh, great. Now the pips are here.
又是索利斯 她在阻碍交通 It's Solis again. She's holding up traffic.
你不把停车牌还我 我是不会挪车的 Yeah, and I'm not moving until you give me back the placard.
朋友 啃胡萝卜去吧 oh, pam, eat a carrot!
这样吧 如果你能从我手上抢到停车牌 Tell you what. If you can take the placard from me,
就归你了 you can keep it.
你搞什么 我又不是小孩子 You know what? I'm not a child.
我不会满足你的 I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction--
戴娜 别以为你是家长会会长 You know what, Dana? Just because you're head of P.T.A.
就可以制定法律 doesn't mean you get to make the laws!
告诉你条新闻 在橡木岭 我就是法律 Oh, I have news for you. Here at Oakridge, I am the law.
没错 我们大多数的重要教训 Yes, some of our most important lessons
都是在课外学到的 are learned outside the classroom.
而说到校园政治 And when it came to school politics,
加布丽尔的学习才刚刚开始 Gabrielle's education was just beginning.
勒奈特·斯加沃分居后 When it came to her separation,
她一切都照章行事 Lynette Scavo was determined to do everything by the book.
她确保所有的探访日 She made sure her visitation days
都已平均分配 were evenly divided.
她把日常开支的记录都保存完好 She kept perfect records of her household expenses.
她找到了减压的健康方式 She found healthy ways to relieve her stress.
没错 勒奈特确信 Yes, Lynette was confident
她照章办事的方式是明智之举 her by-the-book approach was the right one,
只可惜 不是每个人都和她有一样的想法 Sadly, not everyone was on the same page.
看谁在无人问津的书店 Well, look who cleaned out the sad-sack aisle
扫荡了一圈 at the bookstore.
起码你离婚对出版业有好处 At least your divorce is good for the publishing industry.
还没到"离婚"的程度 We're not using the "D" Word.
现在只是分居 It's a separation.
我和汤姆准备"通过咨询挽救婚姻" Tom and I are going to "Heal through counseling"
所以我们能找到"通往重新交叉的路" So we can find "A road to reconnection"
如果行不通 And if not,
那就进行"东方快车谋杀案" "Murder on the orient express."
佩妮 你爸来了 Penny, your dad's here!
给我说说 Explain something to me.
如果你还想挽回你的丈夫 If you're trying to win back your husband,
为什么还要穿得跟路边卖菜的大妈一样 why do you dress like you sell oranges by the freeway?
抱歉 我来晚了 Hey. Sorry I'm late.
我途中去了趟商店 I had to stop at the store,
多耽搁了一会儿 and it took longer than I expected.
因为你脚得你看见一只黑猫 Because you tawt you taw a puddy tat?
勒奈特引用翠迪鸟说的关于那只总想吃她的黑猫的话
只是个牙齿增白剂而已 It's just a teeth whitener.
牙齿增白剂 Teeth whitening, huh?
还有 除非运动装是新的商务便装 And unless sweat suits are the new business casual,
不然你就是在健身了 it looks like you're working out, too.
我是在健身 I'm trying.
孩子们不在身边 健身让我心情愉快 It helps cheer me up when the kids aren't around.
老爸 Daddy!
别忘了接帕克 Oh! Remember to get Parker at practice.
我爱你 和老爸玩的开心 爱你 I love you. Have fun at your dad's. I love you.
再见 Bye.
小心驾驶 Drive safe.
我为你想了个新书名 I've got a new book title for you--
《你老公在和人厮混》 "Your husband's banging somebody."
什么 What?
第一章 漂白牙齿 Chapter one--white teeth.
第二章 健身 Chapter two--working out.
第三张 下流行径 Chapter three--the nasty.
他只是想对自己更好一点 He's just trying to take better care of himself.
勒奈特 Oh, Lynette.
我以为你只在发型 I expect you to be naive about hair,
化妆和时尚方面无知呢 makeup, and fashion,
可在这件事上 but about this?
相信我 汤姆有人了 Trust me. Tom has hooked up.
他没有 他没有 如果他在 He's not. He's not. If he was...
和人约会 dating someone,
他会告诉我的 he would tell me.
他会的 He would.
对吧 Right?
这看上去没什么可疑的 That doesn't look too suspicious.
抱歉 不过每次我检查邮箱 I'm sorry. Just-- every time I check the mail,
都怕里面又出现另一张纸条 I'm afraid it's gonna be another one of those letters.
都三周了 It's been three weeks.
可能我们已经走出迷雾森林了呢 Maybe we're out of the woods.
拜托别说"森林" Please don't say "Woods."
我只是说 如果有人想恐吓我们 I'm just saying, if someone was trying to blackmail us,
他们真不在行 they're not very good at it,
因为他们没要钱 也没要别的 since they haven't asked for money or anything.
那他们是怎么了 索性消失吗 Well, what happened to them? Did they just disappear?
说不定我们走运 If we're lucky.
现在那个查克警官也走了 Now that Chuck the cop is out of your life,
苏珊也正常了 Susan's acting normal,
我们应该安然无事了 I think we're in the clear.
真好 他们来了 Oh, good. Here they are. Hmm.
是丹妮尔和本杰明 Oh, Danielle and Benjamin.
有意思 今天是什么日子 Fun. What's the occasion?
她丈夫抛弃了她 Her husband left her.
那好吧 我想留下来打声招呼 Ugh. Okay. Well, I'd stay and say hi,
可那就得听人诉苦 同情点头了 but that would involve a lot of listening and sad nodding.
亲爱的 对于你和里奥的事 Oh, honey, I am so sorry
我很遗憾 about you and Leo.
谢谢 妈妈 Thanks, mom.
但我早就料到了 Not that I didn't see it coming.
这么快就原形毕露了 That didn't take long.
你的婚姻结束得也很快啊 Neither did the marriage.
你现在感觉如何 So how are you holding up?
我丈夫抛弃了我 很不爽 My husband left me. It sucks.
但你肯定理解我的感受 But you know how that feels.
你也刚被那个警察甩了 是吧 You just got dumped by that cop, right?
事实上 是我跟查克提出的分手 Actually, I am the one who ended it with Chuck.
他给我买了个戒指 想要娶我 He wanted to marry me, bought me a ring,
但这都不重要 but that's not important.
接下来的一周 This week...
或者几周 你才是主角 or weeks is about you.
我们要制定一个计划 让你振作起来 We are gonna make a plan to put your life back together.
计划 妈妈 我才离婚 A plan? Mom, this all just happened.
给我几天时间 吃吃冰激凌发发呆 Give me a few days to eat ice cream and veg out.
当然 亲爱的 Of course, honey.
你结婚那天我就向你保证了 I promised you on your wedding day
你离婚的时候 我会陪你渡过难关的 that I would be here when he left you.
不如这样 You know what?
我们还是去安德鲁家睡地板吧 Maybe we'll just crash on Andrew's floor.
什么 那多不舒服 What? That's so uncomfortable.
总比待在这里 被你指指点点的好 Not as bad as staying here and getting picked apart by you.
我保证 我不会批评你什么的 I promise I won't criticize you.
而且 如果要睡安德鲁家的地板 Besides, if you sleep on Andrew's floor,
你们得先去打破伤风疫苗 you'll need a tetanus shot.
怎么 我说了不批评你 What? I said I wouldn't criticize you.
但没说不批评你哥哥 I didn't say anything about your brother.
我知道 昨晚我说 Okay, I know that last night
你可以好好花时间 I said you could take all the time you need
来消化我跟卡洛斯跟你说的这事 to work through what Carlos and I told you,
但 But...
在你消化这事的时候 While you're taking all the time you need,
你能告诉我 you think you could maybe...
你还爱我吗 tell me that you still love me?
我是说 I mean...
如果你还爱的话 If you still love me?
没有什么可以 There is nothing you could do
阻止我对你的爱的 that would make me stop loving you.
麦克 向你隐瞒这一切真的很难 Mike, it was so hard to keep this from you,
这是我所遇到的最难的事了 like, the hardest thing I've ever done.
起码我明白了为何你一直疏远我 Well, at least I understand why you've been so distant.
说实话 And to be honest,
你没有出轨 这让我松了口气 I'm kind of relieved you weren't having an affair.
现在你知道了真相 Well, now that you know,
我希望一切都能恢复正常 I just want everything to go back to normal.
但我希望你明白 Okay, but I hope you realize
这不是一件易事 it might not be that easy.
鉴于我有过这样的经历 相信我 Take it from a guy who's done things like this.
这没那么容易忘记的 They don't just disappear.
是的 我清楚这点 Yeah, I know that.
但我想 如果我把精力放在别的地方 But I think if I focus on other stuff
继续我的生活 and move on with my life,
一切都会没事的 it'll be okay.
那很好 Great.
而第一步 And first step?
我要去学校里修一门绘画课程 I'm taking a painting class at the college.
是安德烈·泽勒的课 It's being taught by Andre Zeller.
好吧 你不知道那是什么人 Okay, that means nothing to you.
就像是上佩顿·曼宁教的橄榄球课一样 It's like I'm taking a football class from Peyton Manning.
厉害啊 Whoa.
我就是需要这种课 It's just what I need.
我想 这是最好的 I think it'll be a great way
让我分散注意力的方式了 to take my mind off everything that's happened.
我去收拾一下我画夹 So I'm gonna get my portfolio together.
上泽勒先生的课需要面试 Mr. Zeller has to approve all his students.
不过 我可不担心 Not that I'm worried.
对了 麦克 Oh, and, Mike,
我发誓 从现在起 From now on, I swear,
我们彼此间不会再有秘密 no more secrets between us.
那是我的学校吗 Is that my school?
远处那座小小的楼 The tiny, little building way down there?
我们从家走过去 还能更快些呢 It would've been faster if we just walked from home.
第一次来B区停车场 是吧 First time in the "B" Lot, huh?
-欢迎 -你犯了什么错 - Welcome. - What are you in for?
不值一提 Practically nothing.
我让孩子自己下的车 I let my kid get out of the car by herself.
戴娜没收了你的通行证 Ooh. Dana take your placard?
是的 不过过两天就能拿回来了 Yeah, but I'll get it back in a day or two.
开玩笑吧 Are you kidding?
她这一整年都会让你把车停在这儿的 She'll have you in here for the rest of the year.
什么 她不能这么干 What? She can't do that.
想打赌吗 Oh, you wanna bet?
我是因为在快速通行区接了电话 I took a cell phone call in the green zone.
那是两个月前的事了 That was two months ago.
我孩子在午餐盒里装了花生酱夹心饼干 My kid had peanut butter crackers in his lunchbox.
我看要在这儿待四到六个月 I'm looking at four to six.
太不可理喻了 This is crazy.
这就是戴娜 No, this is Dana.
爱折磨人的戴娜 Dana "The pain-a." Pfft!
至高无上的戴娜 Dana "You better not complain-a."
把人逼疯的戴娜 Dana "Power's driving me insane-a."
天啊 B区停车场把你折磨成这样 Oh, my god. Is this what the "B" lot does to you?
还有她的四个孩子 和包里的酒瓶 That, four kids, and the flask in her purse.
如果大家都觉得她这么折磨人 Well, if everyone thinks she's such a pain-a,
她是怎么当上头儿的 How'd she get the job?
票选的结果 我们投票选的她 It's an elected position. We voted for her.
不包括我 我从不投票 Well, not me. I don't vote.
下次家长会是什么时候 All right, when's the next P.T.A. Meeting?
星期四有一次 There's one Thursday.
我说 我们团结在一起 Okay. I say we band together,
攻进家长会 storm that meeting,
像《勇敢的心》那样推翻戴娜 and go all "Braveheart" On Dana's ass.
谁入伙 Who's with me?
你们都没看过《勇敢的心》吗 You guys not seen "Braveheart"?
我知道这是部老电影了 I know it's an old reference,
但现在你们该喊"冲啊" but this is when you go, "Yeah!"
葱啊 Yeah.
拜托 Oh, god. Come on.
如果每个受够了B区停车的母亲都揭竿而起 If every fed-up mom in this "B" Lot shows up,
我们就可以打破桎梏 夺回通行证 we can break our shackles, get our placards back.
我们可以 对了 《斯巴达三百勇士》 We can--oh! The movie "300."
我就是斯巴达 This is Sparta!
你们看过这部吧 You've seen that, right?
冲啊 Yeah!
那各位女士 我们周四见 Okay. I'll see you ladies Thursday.
非常不错的作品 This is excellent work.
谢谢夸奖 泽勒先生 Thank you, Mr. Zeller.
我知道你是怎么想的 Now I know what you're thinking--
为什么能画出如此作品的职业画家 Why does a professional artist who can do this
想上绘画课 want to take a painting class?
我就是这么想的 That is what I'm thinking.
主要是因为我非常崇拜你的作品 Well, mainly because I'm a huge fan of your work.
你根据但丁的《地狱》创作的一系列作品 that series you did based on Dante's "Inferno,"
一个家伙的脑袋被咬掉的那幅 the one with the guy chewing the other guy's head off--
我希望自己也能画出那样的东西 I wish I could paint like that.
你是个好人 You're very kind,
但再来看看你画的这些小兔子 but then again, look what you've done with these bunnies.
你是先用水彩着色 Um, do you start with watercolor
然后用中性笔勾边的吗 And then outline with rapidograph...
其实步骤正好相反 Actually, it's the other way around.
我勾边时手很准 I have a very steady hand.
看出来了 Well, clearly.
我很欣赏你 德尔非诺夫人 My compliments, Ms. Delfino.
真的令人印象深刻 Technically, this is very impressive.
谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
那么 So...
很显然 我能上你的课了 Obviously, I'm in.
不 很显然不行 No. Obviously, you're out.
什么 What?
别误会 你是名很优秀的插图画家 Don't get me wrong. You're a fine illustrator,
但这并非我所谓的艺术 but this isn't what I call art.
什么 我可给很多书画过插图呢 Excuse me, but my paintings have been in dozens of books,
其中不少还是畅销书呢 some of them bestsellers.
你听没听说过《刺猬医生》这本书 Perhaps you've heard of "Doctor Porcupine"?
就是那个老给病人挑刺的刺猬医生 He has a very prickly bedside manner.
知道 但是对你来说 所谓艺术 Right. But see, when you say "Art,"
不过是给刺猬戴个听诊器什么的 you mean a hedgehog with a stethoscope,
对我来说 艺术好比直捣人的深喉 and to me, art means reaching down your throat,
剖心掏肺 再血淋淋地涂抹于画布之上 tearing your guts out, and smearing it all over canvas.
愤怒 激情 这些才能吸引我 Anger, passion-- that's what interests me.
好吧 那么 Well, uh,
刺猬医生死一个病人就杀一个妓女 "Doctor Porcupine loses a patient and kills a hooker"
还是不能同日而语吗 doesn't have the same ring to it.
我需要的是艺术态度严肃的学生 I'm looking for serious students of the medium.
你不过是个无聊的家庭妇女 一会儿健身 You're a bored housewife trying to kill time
一会儿送孩子上足球课 来这纯粹是消磨时间 between spin class and driving your kid to soccer practice.
喂 凭什么这么说我 Hey, that's not fair.
我是画过儿童图书 Um, just because I've done children's books
可难道我就画不了别的题材了吗 doesn't mean I can't do anything else.
能吗 你有没有类似的作品 Really? Do you have any work
能表现我刚才说的那种题材 that reflects what I've been talking about?
当然有 Of course I do.
我明天就拿来 I'll bring it in tomorrow.
本来也可以现在拿来的 但是我现在要去接儿子 I would bring it in now, but I have to pick up my son...
去监狱接哦 from prison.
请问 1985年 音乐人鲍勃·吉尔道夫 In 1985, musician Bob Geldof
举办慈善演唱会是为了帮助哪个国家度过饥荒 organized a benefit concert to fight famine in...
终于找到你了 There you are.
其实我早知道你在这儿 Though I don't know why I'm surprised.
因为你都在这屋待了三天了 It's where you've been the last three days.
危地马拉 绝对是危地马拉 Guatemala. It's guatemala!
-埃塞俄比亚 -傻子 - Ethiopia. - Loser.
正确答案是埃塞俄比亚 恭喜答对 Ethiopia is correct! Congratulations.
看来你就算参加益智节目 Well, given that you won't be
也赢不到什么钱 making your fortune off game shows,
也许咱们该谈谈你的未来发展了 perhaps it's time we had that talk about your future.
妈妈 我还在疗伤呢 Mom, I'm still healing.
我的婚姻破裂了 My marriage fell apart.
全世界应该你最了解我此刻的感受 You, of all people, should know how that feels.
当然 我当年就坐在同一把椅子上"疗伤"的 Yes, and I sat in that same chair "Healing"
结果疗成了酒疯子 And eventually turned into a raging alcoholic.
哦 对了 Oh, man.
现在正适合喝酒 Wine sounds really good right now.
咱们应该来一瓶 We should get a bottle.
不会吧 你现在一口也不敢喝吗 What, you can't even have a sip?
才不是 我是让你好好想想 No! Now you need to think about
要如何回到正轨 找个工作 putting your life back together, getting a job.
你要为孩子考虑考虑 You have a son to consider.
哎呀 我都忘了 Oh, jeez.
找到你了 I found you!
咱们再玩一局 快去躲起来 Now go hide, and we'll play again!
一 二 三 One, two, three...
好了 我还真想干点事业 Okay, there is something I've been thinking about doing.
哦 什么事业 Oh. What job?
当导购还是服务员 Retail? Waitressing?
比这些都强 自己当老板 Better. My own business.
我设计了一种运动器械 I designed this exercise equipment,
我想在网上进行销售 and I think I could sell it on the Internet.
丹尼尔 你知道该怎么创业吗 Danielle, what do you know about starting a business?
产品我已经设计好了 还写了商业计划书 I already have the design, and I wrote up a business plan.
我觉得肯定有戏 I think it could really work.
我现在就差启动资金了 大概五千美元 All I need is a little seed money. Say $5,000?
那么多钱 $5,000?
我需要买原材料 Well, I need the supplies,
还得租个办公地点 and I have to rent a place to work out of.
我给你五百美金 再把厨房借给你 I will give you $500, and you can use the test kitchen.
真的假的 Seriously?
妈妈 太感谢了 你真是帮了大忙了 Mom, thank you so much. This means a lot to me.
我为你骄傲 你知不知道 Well, I am very proud of you. And you know what?
你给本杰明树立了好榜样 You are setting a wonderful example for Benjamin.
哎哟 又给忘了 Oh, crap.
藏没藏好 我来找你了 Ready or not, here I come!
不好意思 来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
我得边用午饭边安排日程了 I hope you don't mind If I have my lunch
希望你别介意 while we go over our schedules.
这就是午饭吗 That's lunch?
蛋白质饮料 Protein shake.
我要体型健美 行事犀利 Just trying to stay, uh, lean and mean.
我也喝过 I did that once.
但是只做到了犀利 All I got was mean.
我的会议改成周三下午了 Hey, I had to move my meeting to Wednesday afternoon.
你能去接孩子吗 Think you can pick up the kids?
我周五带佩妮去矫正牙齿 I'll cover Penny's orthodontist on Friday.
当然可以 周六帕克要参加生日派对 Sure. And Saturday, Parker has that birthday.
他本该那天去看你的 Since that's your day,
所以你要是愿意 周日可以让他待久一点 you can have him longer on Sunday, if you want.
很好 好的 Great. Yeah. Okay.
我就这么多事 你呢 That is everything on my end. You?
婚姻咨询师给我回信了 Um, I heard back from that couples counselor.
她可以给咱们安排到周四六点 She can squeeze us in Thursday at 6:00.
我是说 如果你还想去的话 I mean, if you still want to go to therapy.
当然想去 Absolutely.
我周四可以 I can make Thursday work.
很好 那我就预约了 Good. I'll book the appointment.
喂 Hello?
我一会儿给你回电话可以吗 Y--hey, can I call you back?
好的好的 稍等一下 Okay. O-okay. Hold--hold on a sec.
是工作上的事情 Um, this is a work thing.
还有什么事要跟我说吗 Is there anything else you need from me?
没了 Uh, no.
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
-那就 周四见 -好 - I will... see you Thursday. - Okay.
不好意思 我刚才 Hey, sorry about that. I, uh, I was in...
吉尔 我直说了 Let me get this straight, Jill.
返校宴会的开胃菜 For back to school night appetizers,
你觉得应该是椒盐饼干 you're suggesting pretzels?
你当这里是穷酸的公立学校吗 What are we, a public school?
不好意思 Hey. Sorry. Hey.
体育馆里居然有个戒酒互助会 Did you guys know there was an A.A. Meeting in the gym?
我听了五个类似于"我把孩子扔在车里 I sat through five "I left my kid in the car
自己去酗酒"的故事 while drinking" stories
才发现自己走错地儿了 before I realized I was in the wrong place.
吃甜甜圈吗 Doughnut?
加布丽尔·索利斯 Gabrielle Solis.
头一回参加家长会啊 什么风把你吹来的 What brings you to your first ever P.T.A. Meeting?
我为了跟建国伟人相同的事业而来 Same thing that brought our founding fathers to...
就他们去那哪儿 Wherever they went
跟英国整那个什么事儿来着 为了解放事业 when all that crap happened with England--freedom.
-解放事业 -没错 - Freedom? - Yeah, that's right.
要反抗封建昏庸的统治阶级 Freedom to oppose an unjust ruler
反抗她强抢通行证的罪恶行径 and her unjust placard-stealing ways.
我在此宣布 你的强权统治已经终结 We are here to tell you your reign of terror is over.
女士们 对不对 Right, girls?
大家团结一下 Guys, come on!
梅丽莎 记不记得 Melissa, have you forgotten about
你从B区停车场大老远走过来磨了一脚大血泡 the blood blister you got hiking from the "B" Lot?
还有你 那个谁 And you... other woman,
迟到二十分钟 没做上美甲 you were 20 minutes late to your manicure.
给她们看看你的手 Show 'em your hands.
不能再这样下去了 This can't go on.
她说的对 She's right.
没错 告诉她 盖比 Yeah. Tell her, Gaby.
你制定的那本神圣不可侵犯的法典 According to your sacred rule book,
谁看谁催眠 但是上面说 which, by the way, is a snore fest,
只要家长人数达到五人 a group of five parents can seek a vote
就可以发起投票 弹劾家长会主席 of no confidence in a president.
看来 咱们现在可以投票了 So... I guess we'll be taking that vote now.
梅丽莎 蕾切尔 Melissa, Rachel...
你们真的要推翻我吗 You sure you want to do this?
不是吧 她这明摆着是贿赂 No. It's an obvious bribe.
-但是很奏效 -没错 - Well, it worked. - Yeah.
怎么回事 What?
看来我们不必投票了 Guess we won't be having that vote after all.
那又怎样 你还能对我使什么花招 So what? What more can you do to me?
我已经把车停在了B区停车场 I already park in the "B" Lot.
C区停车场
这下好了 妈妈 Nice, mom.
你们好 Hello!
妈妈 我 我跟你说了别进来 Mom. I, uh, I asked you not to come in here.
我不久留 我只是觉得 I am not staying. I just thought
我的小企业家也许想喝点柠檬水 my little entrepreneurs could use some lemonade.
原来如此 新兴的互联网生意 This is it, the big internet start-up.
没错 顺便告诉你 Yes, and for your information,
我们的网站一开张 已经买家如潮了 as soon as we put up the site, they started selling like crazy.
超过两百人 Over 200 of 'em.
我承认错了 你们真棒 Well, I stand corrected. Good for you.
到底怎么使用这个健身设备 So how exactly does this exercise equipment work?
就是结合了普拉提 Uhuh, well, it kind of incorporates pilates
和伸展运动 and stretching.
这更针对于专业运动员 It's really more for serious athletes.
也许又来订单了 我得去接电话 That might be another order. I should get that.
你能带本杰明去吃午餐吗 But could you take Benjamin to go get some lunch?
当然 走吧小本 Of course. Benjy.
你好 销魂爱爱秋千 Hello. X-stasy sex swing.
我们致力于把秋千应用到您的性生活中 We put the swing back in your sex life.
是的 它可以支撑起重达三百磅的人 Yes, it can support up to 300 pounds.
而且我们保证您和您的伴侣 And we guarantee maximum pleasure
会体验到极致欢愉 for you and your partner.
准备好了吗 Ready?
这是给我的吗 Is this for me?
除非你还认识别人也叫佩妮·斯加沃 Unless you know another Penny Scavo
她也有个出手大方的妈妈 with an incredibly generous mom.
-这上面还有摄相机的功能 -太酷了 - Look, it even has a camera. - Cool!
但我的生日是上月 But my birthday was last month.
我知道 当你在你爸爸家时 I know, but this way, when you're at your dad's,
我们就可以用它视频了 we can video chat,
比如 你作业上有问题需要帮忙 Like, when you need help with homework
或数学有不明白的 or you've been having trouble with math.
不 我没这些问题 No, I haven't.
你也许会有 带上它吧 Well, you might. So... bring it.
好吗 Okay?
亲爱的 好久没见了 Hey, sweetie. Long time no see.
妈妈 你刚刚开车送我过来 Mom, you just dropped me off..
真的吗 好像已经过去很久了 Really? It feels like forever.
你在车上给我的口香糖现在还有味道呢 The gum you gave me in the car still has flavor.
我想你了 Well, I miss you.
事实上 既然你打来了 Actually, since you called,
我刚好在做乘法与分数 we're multiplying mixed fractions,
我有点... and I'm kind of--
我明白你的意思 你能把头移开吗 I know what you mean. Can you move your head?
可以 Uh, sure.
我需要设一个同分母吗 So do I need a common denominator?
宝贝 阳光太耀眼了 Honey, the sun's creating a glare.
你介意把屏幕转动一点点吗 Would you mind turning your screen just a scooch?
好的 Okay.
你爸的新家看起来很不错 Dad's new place looks nice.
是的 很不错 Yeah, it is.
你知道怎样会比较有趣吗 Hey! You know what might be fun?
你何不带我转转 Why don't you give me a tour?
只要把电脑转过去 扫视屋子一圈就可以 Just turn your tablet around and scan the room.
宽屏电视 Oh, big-screen TV.
角度值估计可达9.0 There's a 9.0 on the predictability scale.
空比萨盒 盘子没刷 Empty pizza box, dirty plate,
杯子没洗 dirty glass.
不错 他还保留过去的装修风格 It's nice he's kept the same decorating scheme.
我胳膊酸了 My arms are getting tired.
再坚持一会 其实它很轻的 Little longer. Think light thoughts.
停 回去 Stop. Go back.
我想看看你爸爸新买的可爱的 窗帘 I want to see your dad's new lovely... curtains.
很漂亮 They're nice.
但是好像对他而言有点太嫩了 But they seem a little young for him.
那是谁 Who is that?
是克洛伊 That's Chloe.
她住这栋楼的 人很好 She lives in the building. She's really nice.
显而易见啊 Apparently.
克洛伊常来吗 So... is Chloe around a lot?
偶尔 Sometimes.
她教臀部燃脂的形体课 She teaches a Booty Burn Ballet class,
所以大多数时间她都在健身房 so she's mostly at the fitness center.
妈妈 爸爸家的马桶是黑色的 Hey, Mom. Dad's got black toilets.
你想看看吗 You wanna see them?
不了 谢谢 我已经看够了 No, thanks. I've seen enough.
好吧 那么当我乘以这些分数时... Okay. So when I multiply these fractions--
好了 亲爱的 我爱你 Okay, sweetie, I love you.
非常与众不同 Oh, that's different.
这幅画对你有什么含义吗 What does this mean to you?
象征着寂寞 孤立 Loneliness, isolation,
就在不久以前 这棵树还是枝叶繁茂 Not long ago, this tree was lush and green,
但是现在 光秃秃一片 but now it's, uh, lost its leaves,
冬天提前来临了 and winter's ahead.
却只能继续苟且活着 And it's just doing what it can to survive.
让我猜猜 你就是这棵树 So let me guess-- you're the tree.
好吧 Oh, okay.
你又在嘲笑我了 You're... mocking me again.
再见 Well, good-bye.
等等 我们正在进行艺术的交谈 Hold o o we're having an artistic dialogue here.
我猜你昨晚是这样渡过的 I bet your night went something like this--
你回到家扪心自问 You went home and asked yourself,
"我怎样向安德烈证明我深刻的见地" "How do I prove to Andre Zeller that I'm deep?"
于是你审视着家里的纸杯蛋糕 So you dug down through the cupcakes
装饰抱枕 and the throw pillows
以及每周一次的性生活 以求解答 and the once-a-week sex of your life to your very core,
然后你发现了这棵悲哀的小树 and you found this sad little tree.
"它真是太深刻了 "And it's so profound
"因为树是孤单的 就像现在的我 "because the tree's lonely, just like I am
"答案简单明了" "now that 'Oprah's' off the air ."
你真是岂有此理 How dare you.
你对我一无所知 You don't know anything about me.
还需要知道什么 你就很肤浅 What's to know? You're shallow,
你的工作毫无意义 上帝保佑 and your work is shallow, and God Bless,
因为如果我过的是你的生活 我也会去画兔子 because if I had your life, I'd be painting bunnies, too.
你希望一切事物美好可爱 You want everything to be nice and pretty.
你畏惧丑陋 You're afraid of ugly.
你 你认为我畏惧丑陋 You--you think I'm afraid of ugly?
你想要丑陋吗 You want ugly?
给你看 There.
这就是送你的丑陋 There's some ugly for you.
你想要激情吗 You want passion?
就是这个 这就是激情 Well, here you go. There's passion.
到处都是激情 Passion all over the place.
我不是什么肤浅的家庭主妇 You know, I am not some shallow soccer mom.
我做过连你都不敢相信的事情 I have done things that you can't believe.
我也会愤怒 I have anger!
也会痛苦 And I have pain!
我心中的那些秘密 我真希望 I have secrets in me that I wish...
我可以摒弃这一切 但是我不能 I could get rid of, and I can't!
算了 你已经给我下了定论 It's fine. You know, you--you've made your mind up about me.
去你的艺术课 去你的颜料 So screw your class, screw your medium.
你去死吧 Screw you!
你在呢 Ah, there you are.
你有食谱吗 Hey, do you have a recipe for...
恭喜你了 Oh. Congratulations.
为什么 For what?
我不知道你和查克合好了 Well, I didn't know you and Chuck were back together.
我们没合好 We're not.
那你为什么穿着爱爱秋千 Well, then why are you wearing a sex swing?
穿着什么 A what?
不 这是丹妮尔的新生意 Oh, no. This is, uh, Danielle's new business.
她在做运动器材 She's making exercise equipment.
是啊 Uh, yeah,
一项非常特殊的健身运动 for a very specific kind of exercise.
性爱秋千 Sex swing?
我从没听说过还有这玩意 I've never even heard of such a thing.
如果你很容易头晕就不要试这个 Now don't try this one if you get dizzy easily.
妈妈 Mom?
健身器材 Exercise equipment?
看我下来之后怎么收拾你 When I get out of this, you are in so much trouble!
回头给你写张支票 I'll write you a check later.
居然在我的厨房里生产性爱秋千 A sex swing in my test kitchen?
你知道我原来都让员工戴着发网工作吗 Do you realize I used to make people wear hairnets in here?
丹妮尔 我对你非常失望 Danielle, I am very disappointed in you.
天啊 这话真是再耳熟不过了 Gosh, where have I heard that before?
你别倒打一耙 Oh, don't you try to turn this around on me!
有生以来头一回 For the first time in my life,
我找到了我擅长的工作 I found something that I'm good at
一切都进行得很顺利 and that's successful,
而你却还是不满意 and that's still not good enough for you!
你的天职就是挑我的刺 You just live to judge me.
丹妮尔 Danielle.
丹妮尔 你去哪里 Danielle, where are you going?!
不 我跟你说 简直糟透了 No, I'm telling you. It was bad.
安德烈没准打电话给疯人院了 Andre probably called the looney bin,
我也许马上就要被抓走了 and they're on their way here right now with a butterfly net.
没事的 宝贝 It's okay, babe.
怎么会没事 我狼狈地跑了出来 No, it's not. I just ran out of there.
还忘拿了画夹 I-I-I forgot my portfolio.
我不知道自己在发什么神经 I don't know what the hell came over me.
苏珊 Susan...
我知道你有多想 I know how badly you want
忘记树林里发生的事 what happened in the woods to go away,
但事实是 but I have to tell you the truth.
你不可能忘掉 It's not going to.
这事已经扎根在你心里了 It's part of you.
不 不 No. N--mnh.
我不想这样 I-I don't want it to be.
我也不想 I don't want it to be either,
我做过的那些坏事 我多希望能彻底忘却 just like I don't want my dark stuff to be part of me,
但事实已成 but it is.
麦克 拜托 别说了 Mike, please. Please stop saying this.
我这是在保护你 I'm trying to protect you.
如果你能勇敢接受这事 If you can accept this as part of you,
也许就能守住这个秘密生活下去 maybe you can figure out how to live with it.
但如果不能 But if you don't,
那你随时可能暴露真相 that's when it jumps out without warning.
相信我 And trust me,
到时候滋味可不好受 that's a bad way to live.
那 So...
一切都回不到过去了吗 things are never gonna be the way they were?
木 Things...
已成舟 are how they are.
你还好吗 You okay?
妈咪 来看看我的数学作业好吗 Mommy, will you check my math worksheet?
好难啊 It's really hard.
好啊 宝贝 Sure. Sure, honey.
你一定很好奇我是怎么获救的吧 In case you're wondering how I got here,
是UPS的派件员听到了我喊救命 把我放下来的 The U.P.S. man heard my cries and cut me down.
因此 我们以后只用联邦快递了 Suffice it to say, we're Fedex people now.
我知道你觉得我很挑三拣四 Look, I know you think that I am judgmental.
觉得吗 Think?
"丹妮尔 你应该上大学的" "Danielle, you should've gone to college."
"丹妮尔 你穿得像站街女" "Danielle, you dress like a streetwalker."
"丹妮尔 我早知道你会离婚" "Danielle, I knew your marriage wouldn't last."
是啊 有点吧 Yeah, a little bit.
我想说的是 你是对的 What I was going to say is you're right.
你为什么要承认 Why are you admitting this?
因为我仔细考虑了你说的话 Because I thought about what you said,
我发现自己也做过很多错事 and I realize I am far from perfect.
没有资格如此挑剔 I have no right to be so critical.
好吧 你吓到我了 Okay, now you're freaking me out.
出什么事了吗 Did something happen?
最近发生了一件事 Just know that a certain recent... event
让我意识到自己没有资格批评你 made me aware that I am in no position to judge you
或是其他人 or anyone else.
什么意思 What are you talking about?
这不重要 It doesn't matter.
重要的是 The point is...
你能原谅我吗 Can you forgive me?
这好像是你第一次道歉吧 That's, like, the first time you've ever said that.
谢谢 另外 Thank you. And...
是的 我原谅你 Yes, I forgive you.
为了证明我的真心诚意 And to prove that I am sincere,
我打算给你的生意投点资 I would like to invest in your business
支持你生产 and support you in making
那些可 可爱的秋千 those disgusting...ly happy swings.
就像个静默合伙人吗 You mean like a silent partner?
不过问 不出面 A silent, invisible,
完全匿名的合伙人 and completely untraceable partner
在很远很远的地方支持你 who supports you from far, far away.
我爱你 宝贝 I love you, sweetie.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
现在 去收拾好你的性爱工厂 Now... go pack up your sex factory,
我去给你烤些饼干 and I will bake us some cookies.
你们接下来可能会画出100幅糟糕的画 You're about to paint a hundred bad paintings,
让我们绕过它们 so let's get those out of the way
走上真正的创作道路 so you can start painting the good ones.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我忘了拿画夹 Uh, I forgot my portfolio.
坐下 Sit down.
你说什么 Excuse me?
坐下 你迟到了 Sit down. You're late.
你接受我这个学生了吗 Does that mean you're letting me join the class?
暂时的 For now.
但是昨天来的那个女人 那个疯女人 But that woman who showed up yesterday--the crazy one--
她最好天天都能过来 she better be here every single day.
我不知道我喜不喜欢那个女人 I-I don't know if I like that woman.
她让我觉得很害怕 She scares me.
很好 Good.
好了 第一步 Okay, I want you to start
我要你们忘掉所有学到过的笔法 by forgetting everything you heard about brush technique.
我看过你们的画 I've seen your painting.
要么是你们听错了 Either you heard it wrong,
要么是人家教错了 or it was wrong.
准备好去散步了吗 Hey. Are you ready for our walk?
实际上 计划有变 Actually, change of plans.
我觉得我们该去上健身中心的 I thought we'd go to that booty burn ballet class
-燃脂芭蕾课 -怎么回事 - at the fitness center. - What's going on?
没事 女人就不能燃烧点脂肪吗 Nothing. Can't a woman just wanna burn her booty?
好吧 我觉得汤姆的确在和别的女人约会 Fine. I think you're right about Tom seeing someone.
一个有氧健身教练 She's an aerobics teacher.
果然 真是老掉牙的情节 Of course she is. Cliche much?
我在想 我要去她的健身班 我要 So I'm thinking, I'll go to her class, and I'll--
其实 我也不知道自己在瞎想什么 Actually, I-I don't know what the hell I'm thinking.
你想暗中监视这个女人 You're thinking you wanna spy on this woman
看她长什么样 然后离开时拿钥匙划花她的车 and see what she's like, then key her car on the way out.
完全可以理解 It's perfectly natural.
你不觉得我是疯了吧 难道我不该 So I'm not crazy? I shouldn't just be direct
直接去问汤姆是不是在和谁约会吗 And ask Tom if he's seeing someone?
当然不行 那他就可以 Why? So he can lie to you
露出无比洁白的牙齿对你扯谎了 through his unnaturally white teeth?
那好吧 Okay, then.
咱们走吧 I guess we're going.
好啊 燃脂芭蕾 Yeah. Uh, booty burn ballet--
我们能行吗 think we can do this?
拜托 还能有多难 Oh, please. How hard can it be?
应该不是只有我一个人要累昏了吧 Am I the only one about to pass out?
不 我总是看见我去世的祖父 No. I keep seeing my dead grandfather
站在那一边 at the end of the tunnel,
对我说 "走向光明吧" saying "Come toward the light."
继续 女士们 紧盯着你们的大腿 Keep going, ladies. Keep your eyes on the thighs!
莫非她是想借用战斗口号 Did she just use a civil rights rallying cry
来帮我们减掉屁股上的脂肪 to get us to lose ass fat?
第一次来吧 First time, huh?
你怎么看出来的 Oh, what gave me away?
是因为我刚进来时 上衣还是干爽的天蓝色吗 The fact that this was light blue when I came in?
好消息是 Well, the good news is
如果你心脏病发作 我是个医生 if you have a heart attack, I'm a doctor.
坏消息是 如果你犯了病 我可不是医生 The bad news is if you have one, I'm not.
好的 如果我累死了 Okay, so if I die,
请把我屁股朝上放进棺材 please put me ass up in the coffin.
我可不希望这些努力全白费了 I'd hate for all this work to go to waste.
站起来 女士们 On your feet, ladies.
好了 我们已经看过了竞争对手 Okay, we've checked out the competition.
能走了吗 Can we go now?
不行 No.
我想跟她聊聊 I want to talk to her.
好了大家 Okay, everybody,
该练练股四头肌了 Time to work those quads.
我现在真不知道你和她 我更恨谁了 I don't know who I hate more right now--you or her.
弹跳五十下 50 lunges!
跳向你苗条的未来 Jump towards your skinny, skinny future.
还是她胜出了 And we have a winner.
你好 这是索利斯太太 Hi. It's Mrs. Solis.
麻烦你告诉肖恩 我的修眉预约 Can you tell Sean I'm running about 20 minutes late
大概会晚个20分钟 for my brow-waxing appointment?
什么 你不能保留到那时候 What? You can't hold it for me?
可我眼睛上跟趴了两条毛虫似的 But I've got caterpillars over my eyes.
好吧 我五分钟后到 Fine. I'll be there in five minutes.
胡安妮塔 回到车里来 Juanita, get back in the car.
我送你到校门口 We're going drop-off.
加布 你干吗呢 Gaby, what are you doin'?
你没有停车牌不能开进停车坪的 You can't be in the carpool lane without a placard.
我才不管 该有人来给戴娜上一课了 Don't give a crap. It's time somebody taught Dana a lesson.
我们得把这暴君推下台 We need to break the back of our oppressor.
绿色通道
排列锥筒 Mobilize the cones!
下车啊亲爱的 快快快 Get out, sweetie. Go. Go. Go, go, go!
这下我修不了眉了 I'm never gonna get that eyebrow wax.
戴娜 我再次向你道歉 Again, Dana, I am so sorry.
朝好的方面看 上了石膏显得挺苗条的 On the upside, that cast is so slimming.
就像件塑身衣 It's like a hard spanx.
加布 我要求见你是有原因的 Gaby, there's a reason I asked to see you.
你是想把停车牌还给我吧 You wanted to give me my placard back.
不是 你能把止疼片递给我吗 No. Could you hand me those painkillers?
我想给你转达一下 I just wanted to bring you up to date
学校最新的消息 on some school-related news.
鉴于我目前的情况 Given my condition,
学校通知说我无法再履行 they've informed me that I'm no longer able
家长会主席的职责 to carry out my duties as P.T.A. President.
太不幸了 That's a bummer.
是啊 Yes, it is.
根据条例我将指定一位新主席 The bylaws state I'm to appoint an acting president,
而我已经做出了决定 and I've made my decision.
我 Me?
等一下 你讨厌我来着 Wait. You hate me.
很有观察力 Very perceptive.
这有利于你作为下任主席开展工作 That'll serve you well as P.T.A. President.
等等 等等 W--okay, wait.
你为什么要这样 Why are you doing this?
我来告诉你 我接受这工作之前的状况 Let me tell you what I was like before I took this job.
我以前很有趣 I was fun.
我在学校活动上喝酒 I drank at school functions.
假日聚会上我还不小心露了胸器 My boob fell out at the holiday party.
我那会还有老公 I still had a husband.
那你是怎么变成这样的 So what turned you into this?
这工作害的 The job did. Mm-hmm.
所以你也会有如此下场 And it's gonna do the same to you.
对 没时间再去做指甲 Yeah, no time for manicures
因为你得策划冬季大会 'cause you'll be planning the winter gala.
没时间再跟老公甜蜜 No more seeing your husband
因为你得要组织烘烤销售会 because you'll be organizing the bake sale.
也不再有朋友 And no more friends,
因为你总会因为什么事得罪他们 because you'll always be hitting them up for something.
你的复仇计划听起来是挺不错 Well, as attractive as your little revenge fantasy sounds,
我不会接手的 I'm gonna pass.
那我大概得向你提出指控 Then I guess I'm gonna have to go ahead and press charges.
你说什么呢 那是场事故 What are you talking about? It was an accident.
我有证人 I have witnesses
她们听见你说要推翻我 who heard you say you were going to break my back.
现在我真的站不起来了 And I do have a broken back.
那个冬季大会 So the winter gala...
是冬天才开始 对吧 It's in the winter, right?
真是有意思 有意思 That's interesting. Interesting.
所以说你有三个职业 So really, you have three careers.
既是健美操教练 又是芳疗师 You're a aerobics instructor, aromatherapist,
还是个内衣模特 and a lingerie model.
内衣模特更像是个爱好 不是职业 Well, lingerie modeling is more of a hobby than a career.
不过既然上帝赐给你这一对... Oh. But when god gives you these...
是啊 Right.
你确定这是天生的吗 Are you sure god gave you those?
开个玩笑 I'm just kidding.
开个玩笑 和你谈话很开心 克洛伊 I'm just kidding. It's nice talking to you, Chloe.
准备走了吗 Ready to go?
是的 Yes.
那么 So?
很明显我是不太高兴 看看她 Well, obviously, I'm not thrilled. Look at her.
不过也还好了 But it could be worse.
还好 How?
她这样的女孩 She could look like that
头脑简单 and have a single thought in her head.
汤姆绝不可能对她那样的女人 I mean, there's no way tom's ever gonna get serious
动真格的 对吧 about a woman like that, right?
对啊 她就是个艳遇而已 Yeah. She's just a fling. Mm.
过渡时期的小情人 A palate cleanser.
大餐间的小甜点罢了 The sorbet you eat between courses.
抱歉我说了这话 I'm really sorry I said that.
我估计他们一起顶多三个礼拜 I give the whole thing three weeks.
勒奈特 Lynette?
嗨 汤姆 怎么 真巧啊 Hey! Tom. What's--what's going on?
-我去车里等你 -好 - I'll meet you at the car. - Okay.
你在这干吗 Wh-what are you doing here?
我知道了 I know.
知道什么 Know what?
什么 Wh--
好吧 Okay.
我们就一块吃过几次饭 We just had dinner a couple of times.
没什么的 There's nothing going on.
随便了 Whatever.
所以你现在就这样打发时间 So this is how you're gonna be spending your free time now,
侦查我 Spying on me?
这招不错啊汤姆 Well, that's a brilliant strategy, Tom.
感情好像是我做错了 Act like I'm the one in the wrong.
跟内衣模特约会的那个人可是你 You're the one dating the underwear model.
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
克洛伊 我没跟克洛伊约会 Chloe? I'm not dating chloe.
天啊勒奈特 不至于这么不信任我吧 Jeez, Lynette, give me a little credit.
那你是跟谁吃过几次饭呢 Then you have you been having dinner with?
你来这干嘛呢 Why are you here?
我来接简 克洛伊的妈妈 I am picking up Jane, Chloe's mom.
我说了 就吃过几次饭喝过几次咖啡 Like I said, it's just a couple of dinners and coffee.
又喝过咖啡了 Oh, it's coffee now?
汤姆 你什么时候才打算告诉我呢 God, Tom, when were you gonna tell me this?
周四 婚姻咨询的时候 Thursday, in counseling.
准备走了吗 You ready to go?
走吧 Yeah.
勒奈特 我们周四来谈这事 好吧 Lynette, we'll talk about this Thursday, right?
还有意义吗 What's the point?
是的 我们常常是在课堂以外 Yes, we often learn our most important lessons
学到重要的教训 outside the classroom--
揭露新恋情的痛苦真相 The painful truth about the state of a relationship...
挑战权威的丑陋成本 The ugly cost of challenging authority...
生活并不总是玫瑰色的悲哀事实 The sad fact that life's colors aren't always rosy...
还有一些人 Then there are those
拒绝接受这些重要的学习 who refuse to accept these important lessons.
他们只是静候时机 They simply wait for the chance
等着教训别人 to teach a lesson of their own.
别告诉我你还想着那个红发女 Don't tell me you're still stewing about that redhead.
我不是很喜欢被人引诱了以后 Well, I'm not a big fan of getting led on
又被羞辱 所以 对 我不太 and humiliated, so, yeah, I'm not...
别以为我这么轻易就忘掉了 Don't think I'm letting go of this one yet.
随你便吧 Suit yourself.
我这有些失踪人口报告要给你 I got some missing person reports here for you.
扔在那吧 Just toss 'em over there.