绝望的主妇 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
提议被采纳了 A proposal was made...
你侄女到我的餐馆来 Your niece came to my restaurant,
应聘女服务员 Asked me for a hostessing job.
-对不起 -求婚却被取消了 - I'm sorry. - Another was broken.
-凯特淋 你不用还我 -麦克 这当然要还 - Oh, Katherine, you don't have to... - Mike, please.
秘密被深藏 A secret was kept...
卡洛斯最终还是会发现你怀孕的 Carlos is gonna find out about this thing eventually.
到那时 我早已证明 By then, I will have proved I can
怀孕与否 我都能胜任这个工作 do the job, pregnant or not.
她还是没知觉 She's still unconscious. I'd like to
我想做些测试 另一个秘密却人尽皆知 run some tests. Another's revealed.
茱莉怀孕了 Julie's pregnant.
布里·范德坎普在外偷吃 Bree Van De Kamp was having an affair.
当她情人打电话来 And whenever her lover called...
总需要一些借口翘班 She needed an excuse to leave work early.
我马上要去珠宝店 I'm off to the jeweler's.
要去把珍珠项链弄紧一点 Gotta get my pearls restrung.
我马上要去做头发 I'm off to the salon.
保养一下这头红色的秀发 Gotta keep this red hair red.
我要去医院看我阿姨 I have to visit my aunt in the hospital.
她得了蜘蛛疮 She has shingles.
但是就在今天 But on this particular day,
布里吃惊地发现 Bree was surprised to find
她的工作已经被别人做完了 Her work had been done for her.
早上好 Morning.
凯特琳 现在才九点 Katherine, It's barely nine.
你什么时候开始做饭的 How long have you been cooking?
不清楚 可能三 四点吧 I don't know. Since three,four.
你没必要一个人完成整个午餐会 You don't need to do this whole luncheon by yourself.
没关系 Well, I don't mind.
当我高兴的时候 我觉得我很亢奋 When I'm happy, I have all this excess energy.
想找些事情来释放一下 Gotta channel it somewhere.
那你肯定真得很高兴 Oh, you must be pretty darn happy.
有什么特别的原因吗 Any particular reason?
还不够明显吗 Isn't it obvious?
我恋爱了 I'm in love.
太棒了 That's wonderful!
我怎么没听你说过你在约会呢 Why didn't you tell me you were seeing someone?
管它呢 那真的没关系 You know what? It doesn't matter.
最重要的是你终于忘掉麦克了 The main thing is you're finally over Mike.
我没有忘记麦克 I'm not over Mike.
没有吗 You're not?
怎么可能 傻瓜 那你认为我跟谁恋爱了 no,silly ,who'd you think I was in love with?
但是麦克刚刚才和苏珊结婚 But Mike just married Susan.
亲爱的 他们第一次婚姻无疾而终 Oh, honey. their first marriage went down in flames.
这次会结束得更快 This one's gonna crash even faster.
他们根本没睡一张床上 They're not even sleeping together.
你怎么知道的 What makes you say that?
昨晚 他们楼上书房的灯凌晨三点还是亮着的 Last night,The light in the upstair den was on at 3:00 a.m.
那又证明什么呢 That doesn't mean anything.
或许苏珊想看看书而不弄醒麦克 Maybe susan wanted to read without waking him.
没有 麦克知道他自己犯了个错 No. Mike made a mistake and he knows it.
他等着朱莉好一点之后 He's just waiting for Julie to feel better,
就会把苏珊甩了 然后来求我回到他身边 And then he'll dump Susan and beg me to take him back.
围好围裙 我们还要做甜点呢 So... grab an apron. We still have dessert to make.
我在想做烤苹果塔 I'm thinking tarte tatin.
它是麦克的最爱 我们可以给他多做一个 It's Mike's favorite. We'll make an extra one for him.
可怜的布里 Poor Bree.
她想帮她朋友 She wanted to help her friend.
但是她当时真的没有时间 But she didn't have time
来处理凯特琳想象中的情人 To deal with Katherine's imaginary lover...
我要去洗牙 所以我不能帮你忙了 I have a teeth cleaning, so I won't be able to help you.
尤其是当她有个真情人 Not when she had a real one.
你从外表无法真正了解他 You wouldn't know it to look at him,
但是这个很友善的邮递员 But that nice man who delivers your mail
会揍他的老婆 Hits his wife.
你绝不可能从她的笑容了解她 You'd never guess by her smile,
但是街那边的那个友善女人 But that nice woman across the street
从他老板那里侵吞财务 Embezzles from her boss.
那对晨练的漂亮夫妇呢 And that attractive couple who jogs by every morning?
他们喜欢吸食可卡因 Well, they like their cocaine.
可悲之处正在于 The sad truth is,
我们以为自己熟知的朋友和邻居 We don't know our friends and neighbors
其实只是熟悉的陌生人而已 Nearly as well as we think we do.
至我们所爱的人 Even the people we love...
也有不可告人的秘密 Keep secrets.
要咖啡 Need coffee.
这样你是喝不到咖啡的 Well, this isn't helping you get your coffee.
管它呢 这能让我醒来 Whatever. it's wakin' me up.
早上好 儿子 你怎么还在家里 Hey, bud. Hey, what are you still doin' home?
我还以为你早上有课 I thought you had a morning class.
事实上 我想辍学 Actually, i'm thinking about quitting school.
什么 What?
是的 我想找份工作 Yeah. I thought I might get a job.
丹尼 我们家族来美国已经五代了 Danny, our family's been in this country five generations.
我们都寄希望你能学所有成 It's time one of us got a diploma.
怎么回事 Okay, what's going on?
跟我说 Talk to me.
班上没人跟我说话 没人坐我旁边 No one talks to me at school, no one sits near me,
每个人都觉得我是那个袭击茱莉的变态 And everybody thinks I'm the perv who attacked Julie.
听着 这只是暂时的 Look, this is a temporary thing.
警察会抓住那个凶手的 The police are gonna catch this guy,
大家都会知道你是无辜的 And everyone will know you are innocent.
但现在我依然校园变态狂 Yeah, but meanwhile, I'm the campus freak.
宝贝 听我的 晚点再说此事 Baby, do me a favor. let's talk about this later.
先去上学 If you go to school today,
放学回来后 我们会找到解决方法的 We'll figure something out when you get home, okay?
好吧 Okay.
干嘛对他这么好 Why you being so nice to him?
我们不可能让他辍学的 There is no way we are lettin' him drop out of school.
我知道 I know that
但我们在这得小心行事 But we have to be careful here.
你是知道丹尼的 You know Danny--
他要是不高兴 口风就不严了 When he gets unhappy, he gets sloppy,
就会说不该说的话 Says all sorts of things he shouldn't.
好吧 Okay.
这么说我们现在所能做的 So now all we've gotta do
就是弄清 怎么取悦一个青少年 Is figure out how to make a teenager happy.
该死的 Damn it!
怎么了 What's the matter?
就没件合适的 Oh. Nothing fits.
我的胸部变大了 My breasts have gotten huge.
是啊 我真讨厌这样 Oh, yeah. I hate it when that happens.
每次我一怀孕... Every time I'm pregnant--
很有规律 一到怀孕中期 它们就... Second trimester like clockwork. Bam!
你笑什么 Why are you smiling?
你以为呢 Why do you think?
"至上合唱团"[乐团名]又回来了 "The supremes" are back.
又起这种乐团名 我上次说什么来着 What did I tell you about naming them musical groups?
我知道 I know.
只是"本尼和他的喷射机"[埃尔顿·约翰的歌] It's just that "Benny and the Jets"
真的很高兴见到它们 Are so happy to see 'em.
我跟你说正事儿呢 This is serious.
上班时候我不能这样 I have to hide these things at work
不能让卡洛斯发现我怀孕了 So Carlos doesn't find out I'm pregnant.
你们这帮家伙 让我怎么办才好 What am I gonna do with you guys?
-我有办法 -我还得开会呢 - I got some ideas. - Hey, hey, I got a meeting.
等等 但你这种状况只能维持两周 Wait, but--but they're only like this for two weeks
然后就会一碰就痛 Until they get all sore,
然后你就会板着脸 不让我碰你 And you give me that "don't touch me" look.
好了 汤姆 再见 Okay. Good-bye, Tom
拜托 勒奈特 请个病假吧 Oh, come on. no, Lynette, come on. Call in sick.
孩子们能在下雪天放大假 Kids get snow days.
我们不妨也放个"波霸假" We could call it a boob day.
现在就板个脸不让我碰 还早了点吧 Okay, it is way too early for the "don't touch me" look.
卡洛斯 我在家等了整整一个早上 So I waited around all morning, Carlos,
等那个你让我请的什么修理工 For that repairman that you told me to call,
他到现在还没来 And he never showed.
还没完 我在跟你说我今天的遭遇 No, I'm not done. I'm sharing my day with you.
然后你女儿 用我300美元一瓶的香水 Then your children took my $300 perfume
给她的娃娃洗澡 And gave their dolls a bath.
是的 我花300美元买香水了 但重点不是这个 Yes, I spent $300 on perfume. But you're missing the point!
是吗 不喜欢我对你大吼大叫 Oh, really? You don't like it when I yell?
那这个怎样 Well, how about this?
我已经照看你那几个恶魔转世的孩子 I have taken care of your demon spawn children
整整12个小时了 该换班了 For 12 hours. My shift is over.
在餐厅上班还愉快吗 So, you, uh, having fun working at the restaurant?
跟你共事很愉快 I'm having fun working with you.
看看谁来了 Oh! Look who's here.
-你好 加布丽尔 -我在跟她讲话呢 - Hi, Gabrielle. - I was talking to her.
我想我该去接你下班 So... I thought I was gonna pick you up.
约翰答应了送我回家 John offered to give me a ride.
我也很高兴跟你作伴 And I appreciated the company.
好了 该进屋了 Okay, time to go inside.
某人还有家庭作业要做 Someone's got homework.
-再见 -晚安 - Bye. - Night.
约翰 还记得什么是家庭作业吧 You remember homework, John--
念高中的孩子 必须得做的那种 That thing that kids in high school have to do?
当然记得 你以前还帮我一起做过呢 I remember it. I think you used to help me with mine.
你跟她在一起是想干嘛 约翰 What are you doing with her, John?
我这是关心我的员工 I take care of my employees
真的 你也送那清洁工回家吗 Really? Do you drive the busboys home, too?
今后我会去接她 I will pick her up from now on.
别这样 Come on.
你好 Hey there.
-她怎么样 -好多了 - How's she doing? - Much better.
医生说她脑部的肿块消退了 The doctor says the swelling in her brain has subsided
-随时可能醒过来 -太好了 - she could come to at any moment. - that's terrific.
朱莉 你真该看看安德鲁送你的花 Mm. Julie, you should see the flowers Andrew brought you.
太漂亮了 They're gorgeous.
尽我所能 It's the least I could do.
朱莉知道我对她的感觉的 对吗朱莉 Julie knows how I feel about her. Don't you, Jules?
真高兴你俩这么多年一直是朋友 I love that you two have stayed friends all these years.
是啊 虽然她上医学院期间 Yeah, well, we--we kind of lost touch
我们差不多没联系了 When she was in med school,
但自从她退了学... But--but ever since she quit...
我们经常在一起聊天 I mean, we talk all the time
她从医学院退学了 She quit med school?
我以为她告诉你了 都六个月前的事了 I-I thought she told you. It was six months ago.
她都辍学六个月了 She's been out of school for six months?
你太幸运了 这会儿能昏迷不醒 You are so lucky you're in a coma right now.
那她这段时间都在干什么 What has she been doing all this time?
她不知道自己这辈子到底想做什么 She didn't know what she wanted to do with her life,
所以 在做决定前 她找了份工作 So while she was deciding, she got herself a job...
当餐厅服务生 Waiting tables.
你刚说的是...当餐厅服务生 Did you just say "waiting tables"?
-我还以为她... -告诉我了 - I thought she-- - Told me?
她没告诉我 Yeah, no, she didn't.
开什么国际玩笑 This is unreal.
昨天 我刚得知朱莉以为她怀孕了 Yesterday, I found out Julie thought she was pregnant.
现在我又发现 我女儿 未来的外科医生 And now I'm finding out that my daughter the surgeon
现在当了...女侍应 Is actually my daughter the... waitress.
让我先缓一下 I'm gonna need a moment.
-您慢慢来 我就先... -等等 - Take your time. I'll--I'll just... - Wait!
-那个家伙呢 -哪个 - The guy. - What guy?
朱莉在跟某个家伙约会 Julie was seeing some guy.
你们经常在一块聊天 You two talk all the time.
你知道些什么 What do you know?
快醒来帮我说说话 现在时机正好 Now would be an excellent time to wake up and help me.
安德鲁 他是谁 Andrew, who is he?
说不定就是他 袭击了她 He may be the one that attacked her.
我只知道有这么个人 All I know is there was a guy, but
但我不知道他叫什么 I don't know his name.
她怎么可能就跟你说在跟人约会 却不说是谁 Why would she tell you she's seeing someone,not say who.
因为他已经结婚了 Because he's married.
手里拿的什么 What you got there?
薄荷糖 Mints.
薄荷糖 Mints?
什么薄荷糖... Mints that are...
"有罗纹 更助性"[...安全套广告语] "Ribbed for her pleasure"?!
对 我们在安娜床底下发现整整一盒子 Yeah, we found a whole box of them under Ana's bed.
安娜 Ana!
吃饭前 我能吃一个吗 Can I have one before dinner?
不 这个不能吃 No! No, you can't eat these!
这不是薄荷糖 这是...气球 These aren't mints. They're... balloons.
成人玩的气球 Grownup balloons.
你和爸爸也玩这个吗 Do you and daddy play with them?
我们也玩的话 我就不必跟你聊这些了 If we did, you and I wouldn't be having this conversation.
谢谢你敲门 Nice knock.
这是什么 What are these?
那是安全套 Well, those are condoms.
当男孩跟女孩陷入情网... You see, when a boy and a girl like each other--
闭嘴 胡安妮塔和西利娅在你床下发现的 Shut it. Juanita and Celia found these under your bed.
-我要求门上给装个锁 -我正式通知你 - Okay, I want a lock on my door. - I've got news for you.
想装锁 门都没有 That is not where the lock is gonna go.
这真的不关你事 This is really none of your business.
抱歉 17岁 就想安全套的事儿 当然关我的事 Sorry. 17 plus condoms? Totally my business.
怎么回事 你跟约翰·罗兰上床了 What's the story? Are you sleeping with John Rowland?
加布姨妈 他是我的老板 Aunt Gaby, he's my boss.
你这种演技想得奥斯卡 没门 Ah! And the Oscar goes to...not you.
好吧 Okay, fine.
但我们俩还没有... But we haven't done anything...
还没有呢 Yet.
-还没有 为什么这么说 -我爱他 - "Yet"? Why is there a "yet"? - I love him.
听到了吗 我说了 我爱他 Did you hear me? I said I love him.
听到了 我只是在抑制想吐的感觉 I heard you. I was swallowing vomit.
你和约翰 那是不可能的 You and John-- not gonna happen.
为什么说到约翰 你就反应这么大 What is it about John that gets you so crazy?
他只不过当过你的园丁 He was just your gardener.
我没有反应过度 谈话到底为止 I'm not crazy! And this conversation is over.
我答应孩子们 I promised the girls
让她们在里面装满水 从屋顶扔下去 They could fill these with water and drop them off the roof.
快点孩子们 该走了 Come on, kids. Let's go!
波特 能跟你谈谈吗 Hey, Porter. can I talk to you?
你好 伯伦太太 Hey, Mrs. Bolen.
抱歉 我得去接佩妮放学 Uh, sorry. I've gotta go pick up Penny from school.
只耽误你一会儿 This'll just take a minute.
好吧 Okay.
这周五晚上 你来我家帮帮我 So, uh, this friday night, what do you say you help me
帮丹尼办一个派对 怎么样 Throw Danny a little party at our place?
-办派对 -对 他得多交些朋友 - A party? - Yeah. He needs to make some friends.
他有点太腼腆了 He's a little shy,
朱莉那事又对他广交朋友有点不利 And this whole thing with Julie has not helped.
问题是 丹尼和我玩不到一块儿 Okay, here's the thing. Danny and I don't hang out.
我们没什么共同语言 We don't have that much in common.
丹尼喜欢钱 Well... Danny likes money.
你也喜欢钱吗 Do you like money?
当然 Sure.
看到了 你们有共同语言 See? You do have something in common.
你这是在贿赂我吗 Are you bribing me?
不是 这是给你办派对的钱 No. This is to pay for the party.
当然 如果还有剩的话... And, of course, if there's a little left over...
我差点忘了 And I almost forgot.
办派对怎能少得了啤酒 You can't have a party without beer.
这是陷阱吗 Okay, is this a trick?
我妈是不是躲在灌木丛后面 Is my mother hiding in the bushes
看我会不会上钩 To see if I take the bait?
我只想让他过得开心 I just want him to have a good time.
所以 记得带些好朋友来 So make sure you invite some nice people,
再邀请几个可爱的女孩子 Maybe a couple of cute girls.
为了我的好朋友丹尼 我随时效劳 Anything for my good friend Danny.
好了 这个怎么样 All right, how about this one?
有着粉色翻糖的可爱四层蛋糕 It's a lovely 4-tier cake with pink fondant.
好吧 Okay.
给你介绍了43款不同设计的蛋糕之后 Well, after showing you 43 cake designs,
我明白 这是否定的意思 I've learned that "hmm" means "no."
但你两天后就要结婚了 But you're getting married in two days,
除非你想在婚礼上用果冻招待客人 So unless you wanna shove wedding jell-o
不然就真的得做个决定了 Into each other's faces, you really need to make a decision.
抱歉 我们只是期望一切都尽善尽美 Oh, I'm sorry. We just want everything to be perfect and--
这是什么 What's this one?
这一定是我搭档凯瑟琳的新设计 Oh, this must be a new design by my partner Katherine.
你喜欢 You like it?
我爱死它了 I love it.
太好了 Wonderful.
那么 你想要什么口味的 Now... what flavor do you want?
我的建议是 I would suggest
经典的带覆盆子的白色蛋糕 A classic white cake with raspberry genoise.
卡洛斯 注意到勒奈特有何不同了吗 Hey, Carlos, notice anything different about Lynette?
你什么意思 What are you talking about?
看看跟去年圣诞派对照片的区别 Check her in this photo from the christmas party last year
之前 Before...
现在 After.
勒奈特做了丰胸 Lynette got implants.
绝对是 多丰满的小山峰啊 Definitely. And look at those puppies.
你是同性恋吗 Wait a minute. Aren't you gay?
你没权利知道 You can't ask me that.
如果你不是的话 Well, if you're not,
我就得揍你了 I'm gonna have to punch you in the face
我得保护我已婚的朋友 For checking out my married friend.
我是同性恋 So gay!
绝对的同性恋 Judy-liza-barbra gay!
89年我就出柜喽 Proud member since '89!
也就是说第三季度 So for the third quarter,
净利润涨了20% 相比较之下... Net income increased by 20% compared to...
看什么呢 What are you looking at?
抱歉 勒奈特 我只是... Sorry, Lynette. I just...
我知道了 I know.
你知道什么了 You know what?
你的小秘密 Your little secret.
老天 你知道双胞胎的事儿了 Oh, god, you know about the twins?
当然了 我长眼睛了 Well, I mean, yeah. I have eyes.
首先声明 这完全是计划之外的(音同:植入的) Okay, first of all, this was not planned.
不是植入的吗 It wasn't?
当然不是 我和汤姆去吃饭 God, no! Tom and I went out to dinner,
我喝多了 之后的事... He got me drunk, and the next thing Ii knew...
看来这是汤姆的功劳了 So Tom's responsible for all this.
还能有谁 Well... who else?
你可真是优秀的妻子 God, you are such a good wife.
我真希望能说动加布 I wish you'd talk to gaby,
让她也学学你 Get her to jump on the bandwagon.
不过加布已经不需要了啊 Thus...Gaby already have her hands full
她那俩还不够吗 With the two she's got?
还行吧 Mnh, they're okay.
我一直觉得我们可以做得更好 I always thought we could do better
你说什么 加布一直很羡慕你 What?! You know, Gaby really looks up to you.
她如果知道你丰胸了 If she knew you got a boob job
她也许会考虑下的 She might consider it.
丰胸 Boob job?
抱歉 应该说胸部美容 Sorry. Breast enhancement.
给她介绍下你的医生 Just give her the name of your doctor.
他技术很不错 He did great work.
噢 其实我... Oh, now I...
好吧 知道了 O-okay. Got it.
一定 Sure.
顺便说下 就当给你提个醒 By the way, let this be a lesson to you.
别试图跟我隐瞒实情 Don't try to hide things from me.
这方面我很聪明 了解 I'm a little too sharp for that. Okay.
苏珊 Susan?
在这儿 Here.
我有个活儿要接 Hey, I, uh, just got called on a job.
去修送水管 It's just a busted water main,
回来可能得晚些... So I should be back by... Whoa.
出什么事儿了 What happened here?
我在翻朱莉的日记 I came across Julie's journal.
这样啊 Okay.
她未提及他的名字 She never says his name.
谁的名字 Whose name?
正在和她交往的那个已婚男人 The married man she's been seeing.
她没写他的名字 用大写D代替的 She doesn't use his name. She just uses the initial--"D."
为什么她写日记还要用暗语 Why would she use a code in her own journal?
也许她怕她妈妈会翻看吧 Oh, because she's afraid her mom might come across it?
好吧 我知道我侵犯了她的隐私 Okay, I know that I am invading her privacy.
管不了那么多了 这是紧急情况 I mean, screw it. This is an emergency.
我打赌这个D是个变态的混蛋 I bet this D. is the sick bastard who...
你知道什么是最可怕的吗 And you know the worst part?
我读这日记 I read this and...
就好像是陌生人写的 It's like it was written by a stranger.
这女孩到底是谁 I mean, who is this girl?
从医学院退了学 She dropped out of med school,
放弃全额奖学金去做服务员 She leaves her full scholarship to wait tables,
等她回了家 And then when she came back,
她又与已婚的男人有了婚外情 She started an affair with a married man.
我不认识这个朱莉 I don't know that Julie.
她到底是怎么了 I mean, what is going on with her?
喂 Hello?
真的吗 Really?
你可以亲口问她 她苏醒了 You can ask her yourself. She's awake.
希尔医生 她怎么样了 我能见她吗 Dr. Hill? How is she? Can I see her?
当然 但是我得告诉你 Yeah, just so you know,
她对于被袭击的事情没有任何记忆 She doesn't remember anything about being attacked.
她现在很累 需要休息 She's very tired and needs her rest,
就只坐下来陪陪她好了 别问她问题 So just sit with her, okay? No questions.
当然 Of course.
我就只...坐坐 I'll just... sit.
哦 朱莉 Oh, Julie.
你醒了真是太好了 It is so good to see you awake.
嗨 妈 Hey, mom.
你感觉怎么样 Oh, how are you feeling?
等等 我差点忘了 Oh, wait. I forgot.
医生说不许问问题 Doctor said no questions.
所以 我只坐下 看着你 So.. I'm just gonna sit here and... look at you.
谢谢 Thanks.
我很累 I'm really tired.
宝贝你安心睡觉吧 Oh. Well, you just sleep, baby.
现在你知道了 你没怀孕 Just so you know, you're not pregnant.
什么 What?
勒奈特说你担心自己怀孕了 Well, Lynette said you were scared you might be.
但你没有 所以 But you're not, so...
太好了 Yay!
她不该告诉你这个 She shouldn't have told you that.
对不起 让你生气了 Oh. Now I've upset you. I'm sorry.
别管我了 你睡觉吧 Uh, just ignore me and you sleep.
好 Okay.
要是你想的话 If you want,
我可以告诉你男朋友 你好多了 I could tell your boyfriend that you're better.
我男朋友 My boyfriend?
我知道你以为你自己怀孕了 Well, I knew you thought that you were pregnant,
但我没看见人工受精管 And I don't see you going the turkey baster route,
所以我觉得你应该有男朋友 So I just assumed that you had a boyfriend.
-我可以帮你给他打电话 -妈妈 - I could call him for you. - ugh, mom.
除非你觉得他被看得很紧 Unless you think he strangled you
因为他结婚了 Because he's married.
我现在不想谈这个 I don't want to talk about this now.
那我们就不谈 Then we won't.
别管我 好好休息吧 I'm not even here. You just rest.
你叽里呱啦问个不停 How can I rest
我怎么能休息 When you come in here with all these questions?
我有问你问题吗 Have I asked you one single question?
-除了那个 -你觉得你还是出去吧 - I mean, besides that one? - I think you should go.
朱莉拜托了 我是你妈妈 Julie, please. I am your mom.
你和我无话不说 There is not a thing that you can't tell me.
我知道 所以我叫你出去 I know, and I'm telling you to go.
好吧 Okay.
我也想你 I miss you, too.
桃红色睡裙 怎么了 A peach nightgown. Why?
卡尔 我们不要再在电话里说这些了 Karl, we are not doing this on the phone again!
要是你睡不着 吃点药吧 If you can't sleep, take a pill.
凯瑟琳 你在这里太好了 Katherine, I'm glad you're here.
我们需要谈谈 We, uh, really need to talk
如果是关于 If it's about
亨德森联盟订的那批帐篷 ordering the tents for the Henderson Reunion,
我已经搞定了 Already done.
昨晚我看到你在麦克和苏珊家外面了 I saw you at Mike and Susan's last night.
你在监视我吗 You were spying on me?
这件事情上我不是间谍 I am not the spy in this story.
好吧 那你是碰巧看到了 Okay, you saw me.
想知道我看见了什么吗 Want to know what I saw?
苏珊早早睡觉了 麦克却在看球赛 Susan went to bed early, and Mike watched a ball game.
你觉得他们这样像婚姻生活吗 Does that sound like a marriage to you?
这就是过日子 That sounds exactly like a marriage.
我只知道 All I know is,
能再和麦克一起 It was really nice
看一场球赛太幸福了 to watch a ball game with Mike again.
隔着窗户 Through a window!
凯瑟琳 你还没搞清楚情况 Katherine, you are losing your grip here.
麦克很爱苏珊 他不会回到你身边了 Mike loves Susan. He is not coming back to you.
要是你接受不了现实 And if you can't accept that,
那你真的需要一些帮助了 Then you really need to get some help.
你就是见不得我高兴是不是 You just cannot stand to see me happy, can you?
我知道了 你生气是因为 Okay, I realize you're upset-- because
因为你知道一旦麦克回到我身边了 you know that once I get Mike back
我生命中就不只有工作了 I am gonna have more in my life than just work.
这样我就不能帮你忙了 And I'm not gonna be able to do your job for you.
-什么 -布里 你这最近都不上班了 - Excuse me? - You're never here anymore, Bree.
这些天你忙的要死 You're always so busy these days.
但是你却总有时间 But you're never too busy
用我做的东西接订单 To take bows for the food that I cooked,
所以我厌倦了给你打工 And I am tired of carrying you!
好吧 我不会再这么干了 Okay, well, that's gonna stop right now.
因为我现在就给你三周的病假 Because I am putting you on sick leave for three weeks,
-马上执行 -我可没生病 - Effective immediately. - I'm not sick.
你就是病了 Yes, you are.
休假去吧 Now go.
外面有几个你的仰慕者 You've got some admirers out there.
是吗 Oh?
是啊 你走过他们身边的时候 Yeah, as you walked by,
我听见他们说 I heard one of them say,
看看架子上那对托起的的宝贝 "check out the rack on that one."
我有这个荣幸叫保卫吗 Can I do the honors and call security?
不行 我来告诉你为什么 No, and here's why.
他们可是贝托里尼兄弟 They're the Bertollini Brothers.
他们有两亿退休金 They've got a $200 million pension fund
他们正在找投资人 They're looking for somebody to run.
那你为什么告诉架子上的宝贝这些 Why are you telling this to "the rack"?
听着 我们一起去吃饭 Just listen. We take them to dinner,
他们可以近距离地仰慕你的宝贝们 They admire the girls up close and personal,
然后就能成交了 Then we close the deal.
然后他们就把钱放在架子上 是吗 And then they leave the money on the dresser, right?
你生气了吗 不会吧 What, you're mad?
我当然会生气了 Yeah. Of course I'm mad.
你不能用我的胸色诱他们 You can't use my breasts as bait.
你这是什么态度 Where do you get this attitude?
拜托 要是你不想装饰圣诞树 Come on. You don't buy Christmas ornaments
买那么多挂饰干什么 Unless you're gonna hang 'em on a tree.
好吧 这个比喻不够形象 Okay, bad metaphor.
我要说的是 要是你不想别人看 My point is, why would you get those things
干嘛去装饰你的宝贝们啊 If you don't want people looking at them?
我是 I guess...
我 I...
我是这么想的 I wouldn't have.
好的 Okay.
-什么时候 -明晚 - When do we do this? - Tomorrow night.
要是这能让你好受点的话 And if it makes you feel any better,
买件新衣服去吧 Buy yourself a new dress...
用公款 On the company.
一个男人因为我的胸给了我一张信用卡 A man just gave me a credit card because of my boobs.
这让我觉得自己没那么像妓女了 That makes me feel less like a hooker.
约翰 John.
怎么了 加布 Hey, Gaby. What's up?
我侄女有她的生活 她的社交圈 If my niece has her way, her skirt.
什么 Excuse me?
你又玩那套约翰式浪漫了 You pulled out the old John Rowland charm,
现在安娜爱上你了 And now Ana has fallen for you.
就是说她动心了 我觉得那很可爱 So she has a little crush. I think it's sweet.
不 不 No, no, no.
可爱应该是在她的笔记本上乱画你的名字 "Sweet" would be doodling your name in her notebook.
可她现在在很值钱的袋子里装着避孕套 Ana bought condoms in what looked like a valu-pack.
我还不知道她这么认真 Wow. I had no idea she was that serious.
我其实 只是和她稍微调调情 I mean, I was only flirting with her... a little.
她才17岁 Well, she's 17,
你在和一个高中生调情 So you're also flirting with an orange jumpsuit.
你好像很在乎这个 You're pretty worked up about this.
你才应该在乎 You should be, too.
要是你敢动安娜一根汗毛 If you lay one finger on ana,
卡洛斯会打掉你的大牙的 Carlos will knock every tooth out of your mouth,
会让你在监狱里大大的受欢迎的 Which will make you pretty darn popular in prison.
听着 我不是很喜欢安娜 Look, I'm not really into Ana.
我和她调情 Okay, I was flirting with her
为了看看你是否还介意 to see if you still cared.
显然地 你很在意 And obviously, you do.
不 我才没有 No, I don't.
真的吗 Really?
要是你没忌妒的话 Uh, if you weren't jealous,
为什么不让我开车送安娜回家 Then why'd you forbid me to drive Ana home?
因为我还记得 Because I remember what you could accomplish
你能在车里干什么 In a parked car.
加布 我一直都很怀念那段日子 Look, I think about those days a lot, Gaby.
我是说 我只是个孩子 I mean, I was just a kid.
你知道的 You know,
我不得不给别人割草来赚点钱 I had to mow lawns for a living,
除了 除了性我不能给你任何东西 And I couldn't offer you anything but--but sex.
但现在不同了 But now I can offer you so much more.
你 你在说什么 W-what are you talking about?
加布 我现在有很多钱 I have a lot of money now, Gaby.
你知道的 可是你却困在那幢房子里 You know, and--and you're stuck in a house
围着两个孩子和一个不回家的丈夫 With two kids and a husband who's never home.
当我再次看到你 And when I saw you again,
穿着T恤 身上糊着通心面和干酪 With macaroni and cheese on your t-shirt,
我对自己说 多可惜啊 I said to myself, "what a shame.
这个美丽的女人 "you know, this gorgeous woman
应该坐着游艇 喝着香槟才对 Should be sipping champagne on a yacht."
那又怎样 你想来拯救我么 So... what, you're gonna rescue me?
-告诉我你并不幸福 -我很幸福 - Tell me you're not unhappy. - I'm not.
为什么我就不信呢 Why don't I believe you?
安娜 等等 Ana, wait!
卡洛斯 Carlos?
他还没回来 He isn't home yet.
安娜 我们谈谈 Ana, we have to talk.
你明知道我喜欢他 你怎么会这么做 You knew that I liked him. How could you do this?
事情不是你想的那样的 Okay, what you saw wasn't what you thought it was.
那就是你不小心摔倒 Oh, did you slip,
你的舌头碰巧就钻到约翰的嘴里去咯 And your tongue accidentally fell into John's mouth?
不是我亲约翰 是约翰亲的我 I didn't kiss John! John kissed me!
而且没有舌吻 And no tongues were involved!
好吧 你有你的说法 我也有我的 Yeah, well, you have your version. I have mine.
我们就等着看卡洛斯叔叔相信谁 We'll see which one uncle Carlos believes.
安娜 我有话跟你说 Okay, Aana, I'm gonna tell you something.
10年前 Ten years ago,
我和约翰·罗兰 John Rowland and I...
曾有段婚外情 Had an affair.
你卡洛斯叔叔知道这事 Your uncle Carlos knows about it.
很多人都因此受过伤 A lot of people got hurt.
但我们都挺过来了 But we survived it.
我对约翰没感觉了 I have no more feelings for John.
但今天我发现他对我还余情未了 But today I found out he still has feelings for me.
前几天我看见你看着这个在发呆 I saw you staring at this the other day.
开始我不明白 I didn't understand it then.
现在我懂了 Now I do.
安娜 Ana...
是的 我是在回忆过去 I was staring at a memory. Yes.
有时候我过了很糟糕的一天 And sometimes when I'm having a rough day,
我就会去想为什么会这样 I think about what might have been.
但请相信我 我不会再回头的 But trust me, I would never go back.
听着 安娜 我爱你卡洛斯叔叔 Look, Ana, I love your uncle Iarlos,
而且我们在一起也很幸福 And we have a wonderful life together.
请别做任何伤害他的事 Please, do not do anything that's gonna hurt him.
你们好啊 Hey, guys.
今天早下班 Finally got home early.
有什么事吗 Mmm. So what's new?
我正跟加布阿姨说 I was just telling aunt Gaby...
我准备去辞掉工作 That I wanna quit my job.
我去做功课了 Anyway, I have homework.
妈 Mom?
我看见这个在我床上 I found this on my bed.
-喜欢吗 -喜欢 什么时候穿啊 - You like it? - Yeah. What's the occasion?
派对啊 让你看上去更帅气点 The party. I want you to look good.
你不用这样的 You didn't have to do that.
为什么不能呢 我买件衣服配我的儿子而已啊 Why not? I wanted to buy something nice for my son.
正好也让我给自己买了这个 Besides, it made me feel less guilty
少点负罪感 About buying this for me.
-好看吧 -嗯 - Cute, huh? - Yeah
等我穿给你看看 Wait till you see it on me.
你还准备治好它吗 Are you ever gonna get that thing taken care of?
什么 那些疤痕吗 What, the scar?
我都看不见它了 Mnh. I don't even see it anymore.
妈 他们可以马上来为你治疗伤疤的 They can get rid of those things these days, mom.
-是的 但那太费钱了 -所以? - Yeah, but that costs money. - So?
我们用钱得处处谨慎啊 你知道的 We have to be careful about money. you know that.
我觉得爸都不在乎啊 I don't see dad being careful.
他又买了一套高尔夫球棍 He bought a new set of golf clubs.
丹尼 听我说 Danny, listen to me.
那次爆炸后 我身体一直不好 After the explosion, I was in bad shape.
你爸真的用心在照顾我 You father took real good care of me.
他也一直在坚持着 He hung in there.
千万要记着 你爸是个好人 He's a good man. Don't you forget that.
总有一天我会赚很多钱 One day, I'm gonna make a lot of money,
把你的伤疤都抚平 And we're gonna get that scar fixed.
亲爱的 Oh, honey.
别担心 And don't worry.
不管出什么事 我会一直照顾你的 Whatever happens, I'm gonna take care of you.
哇哦 瞧这裙子令你蓬璧生辉 Whoa. Check out the dress. It's fantastic.
得花多少银子 What'd it cost?
我尊严的价值 My dignity.
太值了 Worth every penny.
你不准备脱掉外套吗 Aren't you going to check your jacket?
这里有点小冷啊 Well, it's a little chilly in here.
勒奈特 一点都不冷 Lynette, it's not chilly.
即使很冷 也不该是 And even if it was, that's more
你不脱掉外套的理由吧 of a reason to lose jacket.
拜托了 就今晚一次 Come on. It's just for one night.
好吧 Fine.
我帮你把它放好 去见大伙吧 I will check this for you. Go meet the guys.
说曹操 曹操就到了 And there he is now.
我正好跟他们说... Hey, I was just telling these guys about--
爸 能跟你聊会吗 Hey, could I talk to you for a sec, dad?
好啊 抱歉离开一小会 Yeah, excuse me for a second.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
怎么了 我不能和别人聊天吗 What, I can't talk to people?
这么多人都来了 A lot of people are here,
而你偏偏选这两个20岁的女孩聊 But you pick a couple 20-year-old girls?
不是吧 丹尼 我只是过来 Danny, come on. I'm saying hello
和你的朋友打个招呼 to a couple of your friends.
不行 Yeah, well, don't.
听着 You know, I've been gettin' this
我暂时接受你的建议 vibe from you for a while now,
-但你不该这么对我 -我看没什么不妥 - And i don't think i deserve it. - Oh, i think you do.
真的吗 为什么 You do? why is that?
因为我知道 Because i know.
你知道什么 儿子 You know what, son?
天啊 尼克 你怎么在这儿 Jeez, Nick! What the hell?!
你打算毁了这世上所有的派对吗 What do you gotta crash every party in the world?
我打赌你想让他离开 I bet you want him the hell out of here.
我也这么想 玩得开心 宝贝 走了 I'm on it. Have fun, baby. Come on.
嗨 亲爱的 Hi, sweetheart.
妓女收工了 Hooker's home.
聚会怎么样 How did it go?
挺奇怪的 It was bizarre.
从我带着我的胸脯走进去的那一刻起 From the moment i walked in with the girls here,
他们朝我笑 朝我眨眼 还有人帮我抽椅子 I got smiles, winks. Men pulled out my chair.
店员不停地过来给我加酒 The busboy filled my water glass every two minutes.
还有那对贝托里尼兄弟 And the Bertollini brothers,
他们似乎认为我们的提案都是靠出卖色相搞定的 Who think our proposal was written on my cleavage,
今晚简直是任我摆布 Were putty in my hands.
-他们当场签了合同 -太棒了 - They signed the deal on the spot! - That's great!
祝贺你 Congratulations.
为什么男人总是对胸部感兴趣呢 So why are men so obsessed with these things?
我不知道怎么说 亲爱的 I don't know what to say, honey.
我是说 有些人 就是喜欢大胸脯 I mean, some guys, uh, are just breast men.
"有些人"吗 "Some guys," huh?
我可是欣赏女性的方方面面啊 Me? I appreciate all aspects of the female--
别装 汤姆 拜托 I'm up here, Tom. Come on.
拜托 我看过你那些前女友的照片 Come on, i've seen pictures of your old girlfriends.
承认吧 Just admit it.
好吧 我叫汤姆.斯加沃 我喜欢大胸脯 Okay. My name iS Tom.Scavo, and i like big breasts.
但是你娶了我 But you married me.
天啊 我又中了你的陷阱 Man, i stepped right into that one, didn't i?
我就是想问你 你从不觉得委屈了自己吗 So let me ask you. You ever feel like you compromised?
是啊 Yeah.
好吧 我再给你一次机会重新回答 Okay, i'm giving you one chance to start over.
不 不 不 我... No, no, no, no. i...
我喜欢你有瑕疵 I need you to not be perfect.
为什么 Why?
因为我不够完美 Because i'm not perfect.
我不富有 I'm not... rich.
我也不聪明 I'm not brilliant.
我也没有电影明星那么帅 I'm not movie star handsome.
如果你没有胸小这个弱点 If you didn't have this one flaw,
我会每时每刻都在想 I would spend every moment of every day wondering,
她究竟为什么要跟我在一起 What the heck is she doing with me?
你也许不够聪明 You may not be brilliant,
但是你总是能在困境中涉险过关 But you can tiptoe through a minefield
比任何人都棒 Better than anyone i know.
真的很棒 Well done.
我想熬夜等你的 但今天真是太累了 I tried to wait up, but today was just too much.
怎么了 What happened?
那个修理工终于来了 Well, the repairman finally showed up,
但他没找到合适的配件 所以又走了 But he didn't have the right part so he left again.
然后西莉亚把我车钥匙藏起来了 Then Celia hid my car keys
好让我无法带她去看牙医 So i couldn't take her to the dentist.
然后她又忘了自己把钥匙藏哪了 Then she forgot where she put them.
我告诉他们俩 I told them both
当爸爸回来了 她们要说对不起 They'd be sorry when their father got home,
除非你认为没必要...一直等到现在 Except you didn't... until now.
对不起 加布 I'm sorry, Gaby.
没关系 It's okay.
仔细想想 你会觉得很好笑 It's kind of funny when you think about it.
什么 What?
我的人生 My life.
有时候看上去这么渺小 It just seems so small sometimes.
我的每一天 I spend my days
想的都是洗涤剂啊 食物啊... Thinking about detergent and groceries...
或者怎么用装饰挡住家里的污渍 Or how i'm gonna get the spot out of the upholstery.
这完全不是 It's not at all
我原以为我该选择的生活 The life i thought i'd choose for myself.
但是有时候 But some days,
我往积极的方向想 I look up,
我意识到我很幸福 And i realize i'm happy.
我忠实于上帝 满足于现在的生活 I'm honest to god happy with my life.
不管怎样 我想你会喜欢听我这么说 Anyway, i just thought you might like to know that.
我能帮你吗 Can i help you with that?
凯瑟琳 Katherine.
你不是还在病假吗 You're supposed to be on sick leave.
我好多了 真的 I'm better. really.
现在我该做什么呢 Now what can i do?
我不想吵架 I don't want to fight.
我也不想 Neither do i.
在过去的几周里 我失去了很多 I've lost so much these past few weeks.
工作 还有跟你的友谊 这... My job and your friendship. It's...
这都是我已经失去的 但是我不想失去它们 It's all i have left, and i can't lose those.
哦 亲爱的 Oh, honey.
那 我们还是朋友吗 So... are we friends again?
当然 Of course.
我只是担心你 就这样 I've just been worried about you, that's all.
但要是你说你好多了 那...我相信你 But if you say you're better, then.... i believe you.
很好 因为我是真的 真的好多了 Good, because i really, really am.
那是什么 What the hell is that?
哦 那是个蛋糕 Oh, that's the cake.
不 那是我的蛋糕 No, that's my cake.
是的 新娘看见了你的设计 她很喜欢 Yes. The bride saw your design and just loved it.
不 那是我的蛋糕 No, it's my cake--
我为了自己的婚礼设计的 The one i designed for my wedding--
我和麦克的蛋糕 Mine and Mike's.
我们把它用于实际了 你不开心么 Well, aren't you glad we found a good use for it?
在我看着我的未婚夫娶了另一个新娘之后 After I watched another bride marry my fiance
不能再眼看着别的新娘吃了我的蛋糕 I am not going to watch another bride eat my cake.
又没人强迫你看 亲爱的 Well, no one says you have to watch, dear.
凯瑟琳 我知道你很不高兴 Katherine, I know you're upset,
但你休想动蛋糕的主意 But don't you dare take it out on that cake!
那是我的 若我得不到 别人也休想 It's mine. And if I can't have it, nobody will.
凯瑟琳 别碰蛋糕 Katherine, don't you touch that cake!
-放开我 -救命啊 谁来帮帮我 - Let go! - Help ! Somebody help!
抓住那女人 Stop that woman!
这是我的 It's mine!
...成为我合法的妻子和我唯一的爱人 ...to be my lawfully wedded wife and one true love.
我承诺 我会珍爱 尊敬和保护你 I promise to cherish, honor and protect you,
每天爱你多一些 And to love you more each day than I did the day before.
你可以亲吻新娘了 You may now kiss the bride.
凯瑟琳 不 Katherine, no!
很高兴见到你起床 Good to see you out of bed.
昨天的事我很抱歉 I'm sorry about yesterday.
关于那天的袭击 你想起什么了吗 So... have you remembered anything else about the attack?
没有 Nothing.
朱莉 Uh, julie,
大家都想查出究竟是谁在街上袭击你 You know, everybody wants to see the guy who did this
但警察依然没有头绪 Off the streets, but the police don't have much to go on.
如果他们能和跟你约会的男人谈谈 So... if they could talk to this man that you're seeing
妈妈 mom.
或许就能排除他的嫌疑 Maybe they could cross him off the list.
不是他干的 He didn't do it.
我以后也不会再见他了 行了吧 And I'm not seeing him anymore, okay?
我跟他提出分手了 I broke it off.
你跟他提出分手 You broke it off?
这就是动机所在啊 Well, that's a motive right there.
起码让警察审一下他 At least let them question him.
如果他是无辜的 他又没什么损失 If he's innocent, he has nothing to lose.
但要是他家人发现 就不同了 Except for his family when they find out.
现在你倒开始关心起他家人来了 So now you're concerned about his family.
-你说什么 -你听到了的 朱莉 - What did you say? - You heard me, julie.
看在上帝的份上 你到底在想什么 和已婚男人约会 For god sake, what are you thinking, dating a married man?
别这样 Don't do this.
我是你妈妈 我爱你 I am your mother. I love you.
过去五天我一直坐在这里 I have spent the last five days sitting there,
吃不下睡不着 Not sleeping, not eating.
别拒我千里之外 Don't shut me out.
我很寂寞 知道吗 I was lonely. okay?
他对我很好 He was nice.
就这么发生了 It--it just happened.
这不合逻辑啊 I don't see how.
不像是你会做的事 This is not something you would do.
你知道吗 Well, guess what?
我已不再完美 I'm not perfect anymore.
你记忆中的乖乖女 That perfect daughter you remember
那个一呼百应 Who was always there when you needed her,
那个随时做你后盾的女儿 Who held everything together when you were falling apart?
已经长大了 她会犯错 She's grown up, and she's going to make mistakes.
你想要犯错 那行 You wanna make mistakes? Fine.
去染头发 去逃学 这些我都不管 Dye your hair, drop out of school. I don't care.
我从未要求你十全十美 I never expected you to be perfect,
但我也没有教你做这样的蠢事 But I didn't raise you to do something this stupid.
婚外情的后果你最清楚了 You know what an affair like this can do.
你亲眼见到过 You saw it firsthand.
-早上好 -凯瑟琳 - Morning. - Katherine?
你这是要去哪 Where do you think you're going?
去试菜厨房啊 To the test kitchen.
要为伯曼的男孩成人礼做准备了 We need to start prep on the Berman Bar Mitzvah.
昨天 你差点毁了我公司的声誉 Yesterday, you nearly destroyed my company's reputation.
今天还好意思来过问准备事宜 Today you're worried about prep work?
过去的事就不提了 I don't want to talk about yesterday.
我保证下不为例 It won't happen again.
确实如此 因为你已经被炒了 That's right, because you're fired.
对不起 因为除此之外别无他法 I'm sorry, but I see no other way
能让你认清这事有多严重 To get you realize how serious this is.
你必须尽快摆脱对麦克的痴迷 You have got to give up this obsession with Mike
不然你这辈子就毁了 Before it ruins your life.
我得工作 只有这样才能让我振作 I need to work. It's all that's keeping me going.
你需要帮助 去做心理咨询 You need help, counseling.
我以朋友的身份在劝告你 I'm telling you this as your friend.
你不是我的朋友 You are not my friend.
我是的 Yes, I am.
因此我才坚定地伸出援手 That's why I'm taking such a firm hand.
你现在唯一的任务是尽快好转起来 Your only job now is to get better.
凯瑟琳 Katherine...
请把钥匙归还给我 I'm gonna need you to give me your keys.
拿去 There ya go.
作为我们友谊的纪念 A souvenir of our... friendship.
看着她 你也许不敢相信 You wouldn't think of it to look at her,
但隔壁的淑女确实已经精神失常 But the lady next door is having a nervous breakdown.
看着她的笑容 你也许不会猜到 You'd never guess by her smile,
但你的婶婶确实一度背叛过你叔叔 But the wife of your uncle once betrayed his trust.
还有你的爱女 And that daughter you adore...
她确实跟已婚男士有染 Well, she's having an affair with a married man.
可悲之处正在于 The sad truth is,
我们以为自己熟知的朋友和邻居 We don't know our friends and neighbors
其实只是熟悉的陌生人而已 Nearly as well as we think we do.
即使那些我们深信不已的人... Even the people we trust most...
也有不可告人的秘密 Keep secrets.
朱莉 Hey, Julie.
我是多米尼克 It's Dominic.
我想你 I miss you.