前情提要 Previously on...
大卫秘密不保 Dave got caught.
你换了名字 住回了美景市 You changed your name and you're living in Fairview.
不利于你的病也不安全 It's not healthy or safe.
加布掌握把柄 Gaby got leverage.
我终于可以拿到奖金了 I'm getting that bonus after all.
布拉德 我们能得到多少奖金呢？ So, Brad, what sort of bonus are we looking at?
凯瑟琳一语惊人 麦克要搬来我这里 Katherine dropped a bomb. Mike's moving in here.
什么? 汤姆 关门歇业 What? Tom called it quits.
要卖这个店 If we're gonna sell this place,
至少我们要知道它值多少钱 布里实话实说 we should probably know exactly how much it's worth. And Bree got honest...
按劳取酬 你是说我没用 You're paid based on your contribution. You're saying I'm worthless.
没 你只是...不太有用 No, I'm just saying you're worth... less.
结果引起某人不正常行为 Which resulted in some strange behavior.
见过奥森 霍奇的人 都知道他有礼有节 Everyone who met Orson Hodge knew he believed in being polite.
每天清晨遇到邻居都道一声... He greeted his neighbors each day with a sunny...
早上好 Good morning.
遇见靓女 风度翩翩道一声... He opened doors for young women with a gallant...
让我来 Allow me.
如果和陌生人撞个满怀 If he bumped into a stranger on the street... Oh!
他会高高兴兴的说一声... 抱歉 He'd cheerfully say... I beg your pardon.
要是朋友有难 And if one of his friends was having a hard time,
奥森会第一个说... 需要帮忙吗？ Orson was the first to say... You need some help there?
不管朋友是否愿意他帮忙 Whether his friend wanted his help or not.
奥森 Orson.
什么风把你吹来了？ What are you doing here?
听说你要大甩卖 Well, I heard about your going out of business sale,
来看看有什么能帮忙的 and I thought you could use a hand.
不用了 多谢 I'm good. Thanks.
这个真精致 Oh! Wow. This is charming.
是我爷爷送给我的盐瓶 Oh, it's a salt shaker my grandfather gave me.
放在架子上展览的 Used to display it on the shelf.
怎么卖？ How much you want for it?
非卖品 It's not for sale.
那个箱子里的东西都不卖 Everything in that box is stuff I'm taking with me.
哦 只是想来帮下忙 Oh. Okay. Just trying to help out.
我知道你不好过 I know it's a difficult day,
我觉得在所有人中 and I think I, of all people,
我最能了解你的感受 understand what it is you're going through.
你了解什么？ Why you "of all people"?
我了解突然没了饭碗是什么感受 Well, I know what it's like to have your livelihood suddenly vanish.
还记得不 我以前可是牙医 Remember, I used to be a dentist.
没错 Oh. Right.
这两件事可不太一样吧？ Right. Of course, it's not really the same, is it?
有什么差别? 我的生意不好是因为经济不景气 What's not? My business started going south because of a bad economy.
后来因为我儿子无辜被控有罪 生意就更差了 It got worse when my son was accused of a crime that he didn't commit,
你丢了医师执照是因为 你犯了罪进了监狱 but you lost your license because you went to prison for a crime you did commit.
你怎么这么说？ Why are you being this way?
因为我的遭遇是老天不公 Because what's happening to me is unfair.
而你却... 罪有应得？ What happened to you was... Justice?
没错 而且在今天这种场合 把我跟你比 Yeah, and to compare my situation with yours, on a day like this,
老实说 真有点侮辱我 well, I gotta tell you, it's a little insulting.
那我道歉 Then I apologize.
我没想过要侮辱你 My intention was never to insult you.
我只想在你需要的时候帮你 I wanted to support you in your... in your hour of need.
捡便宜的来了 Uh-huh. Um, vultures are starting to arrive.
那等你下次需要时再帮你 I'll leave you to it, then.
见过奥森的人都知道他有礼有节 Yes, everyone who met Orson Hodge knew he believed in being polite.
却不知道 What they didn't know is
对那些没有礼貌的人 他是睚眦必报 that he also believed in punishing those who weren't.
凯瑟琳在麦克搬进来的第二天 The day after Mike Delfino moved in with Katherine Mayfair,
就想让大家分享自己的幸福 she thought it would be nice to share her happiness,
于是她决定邀请朋友邻里 办一场乔迁派对 so she decided to throw a housewarming party for her friends and neighbors.
但就在第一封请帖送出之后 But from the moment the first invitation was delivered,
大家就开始八卦起了... 受邀的人 和没有受邀的人 her friends began making assumptions about those who had been invited... And about those who hadn't.
时间仓促但我希望你们都能来 这句话的意思是真的不用送礼 I know it's late notice, but I do hope you'll all be able to make it. Now does this really mean no gifts,
还是像加布说的"不收礼" or is it like when Gaby says "no gifts"
是指"不收便宜礼"? 凯瑟琳 有什么要帮忙的话 and she means no cheap gifts? You know, Katherine, if you need any help,
我很乐意做几道家(常菜)... I would be happy to make my fam... shh!
大家好 聊什么呢？ Hey, guys. What are we talking about?
联邦赤字 The federal deficit.
太TM大了！ Whoo! That sucker's big!
苏珊 其实我们在聊我的暖房派对 Actually, Susan, we were talking about my housewarming party.
哦对啊 我太高兴了 你收到我的答复了吧？ Oh, yeah. I'm so excited. You got my r.S.V.P., right?
收到了 真高兴你能来 对了 Yes. I'm so glad you're coming. Oh, um, by the way,
能借一下你的大蓝碗吗? 没问题 还需要别的吗？ can you bring your blue punch bowl? Absolutely. Anything else you need?
什么情况？ Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's happening here?
你俩怎么没打起来啊？ Why isn't hair being pulled?
干嘛要打起来？ Why would we do that?
我想想啊 她跟你前夫同居？ Um, let's see. She's shacking up with your ex?
想当初我跟你前夫在一起的时候 Something which, when I do it, I get an angry mob
我被堵在自家草坪上一顿好打 说实话 苏珊 on my front lawn. I mean, let's be honest, Susan.
听到他俩同居你可不怎么高兴啊 You weren't exactly over the moon when you heard they were gonna live together.
没错 刚开始很难过 Well, yes, I was upset at first.
但总会有人跟麦克过一辈子的 But, you know, Mike was gonna be with someone eventually,
很幸运 这个人 and I consider myself lucky that it was someone, who,
在这么多风风雨雨之后 仍然是我最好的朋友 after all is said and done, has always been my true friend.
苏珊 你真会说话 Susan, that's very sweet.
令人钦佩 And admirable.
而且不正常 And abnormal.
加布 记得我跟卡洛斯在一起时吗? 闭嘴 贱人 Hey, Gaby, remember when I was with Carlos? Shut it, bitch.
看到了? 这才叫正常 See? That's normal.
我出6千美元 I'll give you... $6,000 for it.
什么? 这烤箱原价可是1万2 What? It's a $12,000 oven.
门上有凹痕 There's a dent in the door.
不是凹痕 是拳头印 Not a dent. A fist print.
我老公最近很烦燥 但另一面 My husband's been a little frustrated lately. On the plus side,
但它正好和洗碗机上的鞋印成一对 it matches the shoe print on the dishwasher.
6千2 爱卖不卖 $6,200... take it or leave it.
好吧恭喜你刚刚顺走了个批萨烤箱 Yi, yi, yi, yi. Fine. Congratulations. You just stole a pizza oven.
烤箱我买了6千2 Hey. Hey. I got $6,200 for the oven.
什么? 这简直就是抢 What?! That guy is ripping us off.
没错 "一件不留"的牌子挂那儿 Yeah, well, putting an "everything must go" sign
确实让我们还不起价 kind of eroded our bargaining position.
其他的东西怎么办？ How are we doing on the other stuff?
今晚之前 我们得还清信用卡的钱 Well, by the end of the day, we should be able to pay off our creditors,
还清向布里借的2万元 剩下的钱够我们活... give Bree back the $20,000 that we owe her and have enough to live on for...
三刻钟 45 minutes.
就当我没问 现在不想说这个 Forget I asked. I don't want to talk about it now. Ohh.
今天的确很糟糕 Just... Look, I know this is a crappy day for you,
但我们要为以后做打算 我说过我会去找工作 but we need to start thinking about what our plans are going to be. I told you, I'm gonna get a job.
很好 And that is so great.
什么时候去找？ So when do you think that great thing might happen? Lynette, don't.
勒奈特够了 我把全部身家都贱卖 别在这时候惹我 抱歉 It's taken everything I got not to lose it right now. Sorry.
那个咖啡机真卖200元? 我出50元 You honestly think you're gonna get $200 for that cappuccino machine? I'll give you $50.
50块? 你... 50 bucks?! Are you... You... ah. Hey.
劝你还是别想捡便宜了 I think you better stop with the bargain hunting
否则烤炉上的拳印 洗碗机上的脚印 加上你的脸就齐全了 unless you want your face to match the oven and the dishwasher.
你们好啊！ Hey, guys!
他们来干什么？ What the hell are they doing here?
他俩要去看戏 保姆又请假了 They had theater tickets, and their sitter canceled.
只帮他们照顾孩子几个小时 好主意 加布 We're only gonna watch their kids for a couple hours. Good idea, Gaby.
我们帮这个混蛋搞婚外恋 We're helping the slimeball cheat on his wife.
帮他带带孩子又怎样呢？ Why not babysit for him, too? Shh. Hi!
你俩简直就是天使 Oh, you guys are angels for doing this.
要不朋友拿来干什么呢？ Well, what are friends for? Speaking of which,
说起来还要感谢你帮Brad找的新妞 thanks for hooking Brad up with his new girl.
叫沙伊拉对吧？ Uh, Shayla, right?
就是你推荐的发型师... You know, that hairstylist you recommended...
我在商场里约了人 玛丽亚路过看见了 Uh, I was at the mall making an appointment, and Maria walked by.
噢 那个沙伊拉 你认识多少叫沙伊拉的啊？ Oh, that Shayla. How many shaylas do you know?
两个 Two. Two.
一个是做头发的 There's, uh, Shayla the hairstylist
另一个是专门破坏人家家庭的小三 and then there's this other Shayla I know who's a home-wrecking whore.
卡洛斯 你带玛丽亚和孩子们进去 Hey, Carlos. Uh, why don't you take, uh, Maria and the kids
介绍给两个姑娘认识吧 inside and introduce them to the girls? Come on, guys.
进来吧 好 我们走 Come on in. All right. Let's go.
拿我当挡箭牌对吧？ You're using me as an alibi now?
我给了你3万块 要物有所值嘛 I paid you 30 grand. I want my money's worth.
另外 把明天和她打网球这事提前到中午 And by the way, your tennis game with Maria tomorrow... You need to move it to noon.
为啥? 你又要去"理发"？ Why? So you can go get another "haircut"?
沙伊拉有几个小时的假 Shayla's got a couple hours off,
我想跟她在一起 Bradley 我们都有想要的东西 and I want to spend 'em with her. Well, Bradley, we all want things.
比如我想要卡洛斯下个月有一周的假 不可能 正是生意旺季 For instance, I would like Carlos to have a week off next month. Impossible. It's our busiest time.
走吧 布拉德 不要迟到了 Come on, Brad. We don't want to be late.
加布明天还打网球对吧？ Oh, Gaby, we're still on for tennis tomorrow, right?
4点？ 4:00?
4点？让我想想 呃... 4:00? Let me think. Uh... Um...
我想改到中午 你行吗？ Actually, noon would be better for me. Could you do noon?
中午要和布拉德吃饭的 Oh, I was supposed to have lunch with Brad.
你不介意吧 亲爱的？ Do you mind, sweetie?
我一直盼着呢 Well, I was really looking forward to it,
但... 好吧 你们玩得开心 but, uh... go ahead. You girls have fun.
听听 你能相信有这么好的人吗？ Listen to him. Can you believe this guy?
不能 真是不敢相信他 Nope. He is not to be believed.
天啊 多好玩的衣架啊 My, what an interesting coat hanger.
像个沙发 It's shaped like a sofa.
请放到衣橱里面去 Please put it in the closet.
抱歉 亲爱的 Sorry, darling.
奥森？ Orson?
为什么你会有Scavo店里的盐瓶？ Why do you have a salt shaker from Scavo's pizzeria?
我路过那儿对汤姆 表达我的同情 Oh. I stopped by to express my sympathies with Tom,
我记得我看见它 and I-I remember l-looking at it,
然后不小心就放进兜里了 and I-I guess I absentmindedly put it in my pocket.
还回去 他们正清仓拍卖呢 Well, take it back now. They're liquidating,
一分钱都不能少 and they're gonna need every penny they can get.
女士...我想要留在这陪你... Ma... I want to stay here with you.
我不喜欢斯加沃一家 Me no like-a the Scavos so much-a.
不行吗？不行 哦 那好 No? No. Oh. Very well.
但我不想再去一次 真的？ Though I'm not looking forward to going down there again. Really?
没错 我去是为了表示同情 Yes. I only went down there to commiserate,
但他却不屑一顾 汤姆 有太多事要处理了 他肯定不是故意的 and he was very dismissive. Tom has a lot on his mind. I'm sure he didn't mean it.
你没在场 布里 他非常没礼貌 You weren't there, Bree. He was downright rude.
活该我拿走这个 You know, it would serve him right if I kept this.
别无理取闹了 Don't be ridiculous.
汤姆 无礼不表示你就能偷东西 Tom's rudeness does not give you license to steal.
马上还回去 Return it immediately.
你真美 Ma, you... You such a pretty girl.
我想陪着你 I wanna live-a here with you. Mwah. Mwah. Hmm?
太好了 你拿了大蓝碗过来 Hey. Oh, great. You found the punch bowl.
洗干净了 随时可以用 Washed, cleaned, ready to go.
抱歉太乱了 麦克还在整理 Sorry about the mess. Mike's still unpacking.
他的那个鹿角灯你怎么处置的？ Hey, did you manage to keep that antler chandelier out of here?
没错 难看得扔车库了 Yeah. That went right to the garage.
最难搞的就是不知道哪个踢足球的 满是臭汗的皱毛巾 The tough one was the framed towel with some football guy's sweat on it.
那个"踢足球的"叫培頓·曼寧 That "football guy" is Peyton Manning.
你最好知道他是谁 You would do well to learn that name. Ah.
哦 哇 哦 我真的很喜欢它 Oh. Wow. Oh, now that I really love.
真不敢相信他有这么好的东西 I almost couldn't believe he had something that nice.
谢谢 谢什么？ Thank you. For what?
是我画的 送他的礼物 I painted it. It was a gift for him.
真的？ Really?
你画的啊 他都没提起过 You painted that. He didn't mention it.
是我们渡蜜月那儿的一小片海滩 Yeah. It was a little beach we went to for our honeymoon.
你知道麦克有多喜欢海 Uh, I mean, you know how much Mike loves the ocean.
是的 现在我能天天看到它了 Yeah. Now I can see it every day.
总之 迫不及待参加你的派对哦 Anyway, um, can't wait for the party.
肯定好玩极了 It's gonna be fun.
是啊 Yep.
对于你们的遭遇我很同情 一定很困难 I'm sorry you have to go through this. It must be so hard.
最难受的是朋友出手相救借我钱时 The hard part was when my friend tried to help me with a loan,
我却恩将仇报 象个疯子一样 撞了她的车 and I thanked her by becoming a lunatic and denting her car.
既然你提起这事 Now that you brought it up,
勒奈特 我的行为也让我惭愧 Lynette, I've been feeling just awful about the way
占了你的餐厅 指手划脚 出言不逊 I took over your restaurant and insulted you
我说什么好呢？ and... What can I say?
以我们的友谊 I think we have the kind of friendship
你啥都不用说 where you don't have to say anything.
我们抛弃前嫌 抱抱就好 Let's just hug and move on.
好吗？ Okay?
汤姆 怎么样？ Oh. How's Tom holding up?
他还不错 He's doing great.
现在不都中午了吗？ Isn't it noon?
是啊 他今天起得挺早 Yeah. He's up early today.
他就是不知道下面要做啥 He just doesn't know what he's doing next.
或许我能帮上忙 Maybe I can help.
我的出版商在考虑自己做广告 My publisher is thinking about doing his advertising in-house,
他一直在找人 and he's been looking for someone.
真的? 是啊 Seriously? Yeah.
天哪 真是太好了 Oh, my god. That would be great.
如果他能拿下这个工作 还你的支票就真能兑换现金了 And if he gets the job, you can actually cash the check. I tell you what.
我会邀请布鲁斯共进晚餐 I will invite Bruce over for dinner,
你和汤姆 一起来吧 边吃饭边面试 you and Tom can join us, and we'll turn it
压力小些 谢谢 这肯定能让汤姆 振作起来 into a low pressure job interview. Thank you. This will really cheer Tom up.
太好了 我下午给布鲁斯打电话 Great. I'll call Bruce this afternoon.
你能现在就给他打吗？ Could you call him now?
嗨 麦克 Hey, Mike.
我就盼着尝尝 你调的举世闻名的马丁尼 Oh, I'm looking forward to one of your world-famous martinis.
麦克鲁斯基夫人也是 一早就来了 So was Mrs. McCluskey. She got here early.
但别担心 我派Edie去再买点酒了 Ah. Yeah, but don't panic. I sent Edie out for more booze.
居然让酒鬼去买酒 有你的啊 Ah. So you sent the mouse to buy the cheese. Well done.
瞧瞧谁来了 Well, look who's here.
有人欠我20元哦 要不再赌一把？ Somebody owes me $20. How about we let it ride?
翻倍或全赔 我赌Mccluskey 五点前会吐在别人身上 Double or nothing... McCluskey slugs someone by 5:00.
凯瑟琳和我商量过 我们是正人君子 和平相处 Katherine and I told you guys we were taking the high road.
你们怎么就不信咧? 因为我明明记得你之前的反应 Why won't you believe us? Because I vividly remember yesterday,
而且认识你不是一天两天了 and I wasn't born during it.
好吧，你知道吗 Okay, you know what?
带你们看个东西 你们就不会这么想了 Let me show you something I think might change your mind.
凯瑟琳把我给麦克画的画 So Katherine has a picture that I painted for Mike
挂在了她的壁炉上 她知道是你画的吗？ hanging over her mantelpiece. Does she know you painted it?
是啊 我们聊了好长时间 她喜欢得很 Yes, and we talked all about it. She loves it.
这是你画的? 厉害哇 You painted that? Wow. You're good.
什么?怎么回事? 拜拜 正人君子 What? Where the hell is it? Bye-bye, high road.
怎么这种表情？ What's with the puss?
凯瑟琳将一幅麦克的画挂在壁炉上 不过等她发现是苏珊画的 就拿下来了 Katherine hung one of Mike's paintings over the mantel till she found out Susan painted it.
我有预感 这场聚会要越来越精彩了 Then she took it down. Ooh. Something tells me this party's about to get good.
可能真有什么原因呢 嘿 Kathy You know, there could be a perfectly innocent explanation. Hey, Kathy.
苏珊的画去哪儿了？ What happened to Susan's painting?
我真是个冒失鬼 Oh! I am such a klutz.
昨天我打扫卫生来着... I was dusting yesterday,
一不小心 它就掉下来了 and, well, it just fell.
玻璃碎了 就 The glass shattered, and ugh.
拿去重新装裱 不用多久就能拿回来 It took it to the framer. It'll be back in a jiffy.
嗯 哦 请原谅 Mm. Oh! Excuse me.
瞧 多么情有可原的... See a perfectly innocent...
赤裸裸的谎言 Bald-faced lie.
她说的也有可能啊 It is possible.
我都喝了一大杯马丁尼了 都不信这种鬼话 I just drained a pitcher of martinis. I'm not buying it.
真的 苏珊 世界上没有女人 Really, Susan, there's not a woman in the world
会不懂 "打扫卫生时弄碎了"是什么意思 who doesn't know what "I broke it dusting" means. That's how I got rid
我也是用这种借口扔掉了汤姆 最后一瓶 "麝香 男人的古龙香水" of Tom's last bottle of "musk, the Cologne for men."
好吧 你们爱怎么想就怎么想吧 All right, you guys think what you want.
我还是选择相信她 I'm gonna choose to believe her.
好 我们拿了威士忌和波旁 麦克还要什么？ All right, so we have whiskey and bourbon. What else does Mike want?
等等 我们得有条理 Bup, bup, bup. We need a system.
先从英格兰酒开始 Let's start over there in Scotland,
然后俄国酒 各个国家依次来 head over to Russia and work our way around the globe.
哟 人很多嘛 他们都在买彩票 Wow. It's crowded in here. They're all buying lottery tickets.
这次累积奖金1亿 The jackpot's $100 million.
瞧 还有个牧师 Look. There's a priest.
我就知道他们"甘于清贫"的誓言 都是胡说八道 I knew that vow of poverty was a crock.
你好！ Hello!
你还记得我吗 我是德兰斯神父 You remember me. Father Drance.
我都不知道你搬回来了 I-I didn't know you'd moved back to the area.
刚想起来 麦克要苦艾酒 Oh, I just remembered. Mike wants vermouth.
你去拿上好吗? 别待会儿忘了 Can you grab that before we forget?
没问题 马上 Sure. Right away.
看到你气色这么好 真是太好了 It's wonderful to see you looking so well. I...
闭嘴 Shut up.
我只说这一次 我开始新生活了 I'm only gonna say this once. I've moved on.
我又结婚了 有全新的生活 I've remarried, I have a new life,
我不想改变现在的样子 and that's the way I want it to stay... new.
当然 Of course.
呃 怎么回事？ So, uh, what was that about?
他说有一次在飞机上我们坐一起来着 Oh. He said we sat together once on an airplane.
很显然 他不象自己想的那样令人难忘 Apparently he's less memorable than he thinks he is.
快买酒吧 别错过了派对 Come on. I don't want to miss the party.
好 好 我会去做的 但你欠我一次 Fine. Fine. Fine. I will do it, but you owe me.
我得挂了 I gotta go.
让我猜猜 布拉德打来的 Let me guess. Brad.
没错 他要我明天带玛丽亚去逛物 是啊 这样他就可以去偷情 Yes, he wants me to take Maria shopping tomorrow. Yeah, so he can grab a quickie.
整件事让人恶心 我再也受不了了 You know, this whole thing is disgusting.
我知道 你就不断告诉自己 I can't take it anymore. I know. Just keep reminding yourself
这么做我们也有好处的 that we're getting things out of it, too.
这样的好处我才不要 不是自己挣的 Things I don't want. Things I haven't earned.
还是告诉布拉德利我们不陪他玩了 No, I'm gonna tell Bradley we're out.
什么? 你不能那么做 What? You can't do that.
你会丢了工作 还有那笔钱 我才不在乎那钱 You'll lose your job and all that money. I don't care about the money.
我在乎啊 我的形象顾问和普拉提教练也在乎 I do... And so does my personal shopper and pilates instructor.
加布 不要这样 我们要做正确的事 Gaby, no. We're doing the right thing.
或者我们也可以... Or we can...
让其他人去做正确的事 Make someone else do the right thing.
加布 你是什么意思？ Gaby, what does that mean?
意思就是... It means...
明天我就去商场 Tomorrow I'm going to the mall
让一个荡妇帮我理发 to get my hair cut by a slut. Mm.
瞧瞧我找到了什么 我的海滩画 Hey. Uh, look at what I found... My beach painting.
是啊 凯瑟琳告诉我 画被打碎了 Oh, yeah. Katherine told me it broke.
不好意思 Sorry about that.
她也是这么和我说的 Yeah, that's what she told me, too,
只不过 画好着呢 only, uh, it didn't.
奇怪了 她为什么这么... That's weird. Why would she...
我不知道 I don't know.
她之前很喜欢这幅画 She seemed to love the painting...
直到我告诉她这是我画的 Until I told her that I painted it.
失陪一下 Excuse me just a minute.
我不是小题大作 I'm not making a big deal.
我就是想知道你为什么撒谎 麦克 求你了 别现在讨论这个 I just want to know why you lied. Mike, please, not now.
我们还有一屋子客人呢 不行 就要现在讨论 We have a house full of guests. No, we'll talk about this now.
你在干嘛? 没什么 What are you doing? Uh, nothing.
苏珊给我看了那画 Susan showed me the painting.
一点没坏 什么？ There's not a scratch on it. She what?!
不会吧 You didn't.
苏珊！ Susan!
这下你开心了 没有 I hope you enjoyed that. I didn't.
真没有 I didn't. Uh...
想怎么剪？ So what are we thinking?
呃 沙伊拉 你是叫沙伊拉吧？ Well, Shayla... It is Shayla, right?
我需要一个全新的造型 Mm-hmm. I need a fresh look. Mm.
最近经历了一些私事 让我神经紧张 I've been going through some pretty intense personal stuff lately.
是吗？ Oh. Really?
好啦 还是和你说了吧 Fine. I'll tell you.
我在和一位已婚男人搞外遇 I have been having an affair with a married man,
以至于我都没勇气面对镜中的自己 and it's come to that point where I can't even look at myself in the mirror.
所以 我想搞个新发型 表明我不要再做罪人了 So I want a new style that says I'm not a giant turd of sin.
爱上已婚男人不是你的错 一开始我也是这么想的 后来意识到 Well, it's not your fault that you fell in love with a married man. Yeah, that's what I thought at first,
这种想法很傻 and then I realized that's stupid.
我是说 他那可怜的老婆怎么办？ I mean, what about his poor wife?
也许她不够爱他 Well, maybe she doesn't love him enough.
不不 她爱他 非常爱 Oh, no. She does. She loves him plenty.
要不要把刘海往上梳一点？ So you want to take the bangs up a little bit?
他还有小孩 两个非常可爱的小孩 And he has kids... Two adorable little kids.
真是不幸 That's sad,
但有时你得为自己考虑考虑啊 but sometimes you just have to look out for yourself.
也许我厌倦了自私第三者的角色 Well, maybe I am tired of being that kind of selfish bitch.
有没有考虑过挑染？ Have you ever considered, uh, highlights?
别打岔 沙伊拉! 我们正在说我如何毁了人家的生活 Focus, Shayla! We are talking about how I'm ruining innocent people's lives.
加布 你看上去既可爱又热情 Gaby, you seem like a lovely, warm person.
别自责了 Stop beating yourself up.
天哪 你这个金发白痴 Oh, for god sakes, you bleached blonde twit.
我不是在说我 我是在说你和Bradley I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about you and Bradley.
什么? 你说什么? 你是谁？ What? What... what is this? Who... who are you?
我是玛丽亚的朋友 顺便说一下 I'm a friend of Maria's, who, by the way,
她是个热心又可爱的人 happens to be a warm and lovely person.
也许吧 但布拉德不爱她 Well, maybe she is, but Brad doesn't love her.
他说他会离开她的 He says he's gonna leave her.
沙伊拉 他撒谎 她怀孕了 Oh, Shayla, he's lying. She's pregnant.
不可能 他们一年多没发生关系了 That's impossible. They haven't had sex in over a year.
给梵蒂冈打电话 Well, call the Vatican,
因为玛丽亚(圣母玛利亚) 需要马棚和干草用来生孩子 'cause we're gonna need a manger and some hay.
滚 我是在保护你啊 Get out. I'm just trying to protect you here.
我说了 现在给我滚 I said get out now.
好 我们先深呼吸 Okay, let's just take a deep breath here...
别做后悔的事 Let's not do anything we're gonna regret.
马上滚 Now.
这就是为什么人们不该在商场剪发！ This is why people should never get their hair cut in a mall!
你不能刮刮胡子？ Mwah. Ohh. You couldn't shave?
来吧 汤姆 你得端庄整洁 Come on, Tom. You need to look nice.
布里不厌其烦地张罗晚餐 Bree's going to a lot of trouble for this dinner.
怎么 她的三文鱼泡芙首发仪式？ What, is she debuting a new salmon puff?
好吧 我本想等你心情好才说 Okay. I was going to wait to tell you this when you were in a good mood,
但已经等不到了 but I realize that's not gonna happen,
布里有个特殊客人 她的出版商 so Bree has a special guest tonight, her publisher... Mm-hmm.
幸运的是 And as luck would have it,
他正在寻找新的销售总监 he's looking to hire a new marketing executive.
噢 我的天 Oh, my god. What are you...
你要把我骗进职位面试？ Are you tricking me into a job interview?
我会自己找工作 行吗? 只是需要点时间 I'll find something, okay? I just need some time.
你很消沉 我明白 You're grieving. I get it.
但那像是个不可多得的职位 But this sounds like a fantastic job.
求你去和他交流交流 然后给他留下好的... Please just hear the guy out and make a nice...
印象 Impression.
好 我去刮胡子 Fine. I'll shave.
再刷刷牙 我眼泪都熏出来了 And brush your teeth. My eyes are watering.
别只是弄湿牙刷 Oh. And don't just wet the toothbrush.
我分辨得出 I can tell.
布鲁斯 你好 Bruce. Hello.
请进 Hi. Come on in. Hi.
感谢你今晚光临寒舍 Hi. Thank you so much for joining us tonight.
能帮你放起大衣吗？ May I take your coat?
好的 Sure. Let me.
等等 把我的"脑子"拿出来 Oh, wait. Let me get my "brain" out of there.
我从来机不离身 I never go anywhere without this.
当我灵光一闪时 That way, when I get a bright idea...
马上就录到录音机里 Wham! Right into the tape recorder.
有趣的的科技小玩意 谢谢夸奖 Orville Huh. Sounds like quite a handy gizmo. Thank you, Orville.
是奥森 It's Orson.
奥维尔还是奥森都是带着瘀伤 从操场跑回家的小孩 没说错吧？ Orville, Orson... either way, he came home from the playground covered in bruises. Am I right?
关于儿童书的灵感... Idea for children's book...
因为傻名字而被欺负的孩子 可以叫"奥森" Kid who gets the crap kicked out of him 'cause he has a goofy name. Could be "Orson."
噢 他们来了 等你见到汤姆 Oh, that's them. Wait till you meet Tom.
你会庆幸带着录音机 You'll be so glad you had that tape recorder.
他的主意总是源源不断 He's just bursting with ideas.
勒奈特 汤姆 你们好 Hi. Lynette, Tom, hi.
给你们介绍我的出版商布鲁斯 Hey. I'd like you to meet my publisher, Bruce.
很高兴认识你 It's nice to meet you.
布里 你不介意的话 我去拿瓶啤酒 Hey. Bree, I'm getting a beer, if you don't mind.
嗨 凯瑟琳 Hey, Katherine.
麦克在对街监督着我来道歉 Mike is standing across the street watching to make sure I apologize,
尽管理应是你 even though it's clear to me you're the one who should
为破坏我的派对而向我道歉 be apologizing for the way you ruined my party.
一二三 One, two, three.
时间应该够长了 给你 Well, that should be long enough, so here.
见鬼去吧 再见 Kiss my ass. Bye.
等等 Hold on.
非常抱歉 I'm sorry.
但一个巴掌拍不响 我俩都有错 But neither of us exactly gets a gold star for model behavior.
我们不同 It's not the same.
怎么不同? 你得知我画的之前都爱那幅画 Why not? I mean, you loved that painting until you found out that I did it,
然后你就一副小心眼的行径 and then you acted totally petty.
为什么错的就只是我？ So why am I the only bad guy here?
问你个问题 好吗？ Let me ask you something, okay?
告诉我那幅令我欢愉的画作 是出自你之手的时候 Didn't it give you just the tiniest little thrill to tell me that
你有否至少感觉到一点点兴奋？ that painting that I was so happy about was yours?
在我的家里有你和麦克的爱情见证？ That I had something in my house that represented the love between you and Mike?
没有 No.
那你在干什么 苏珊？ Then what are you doing, Susan?
你看不出我有多困窘吗？ Can't you see how hard this is for me?
你就住在对面街 You live right across the street.
你们有个儿子 You guys share a kid.
我还得面对一幅你们蜜月的画？ Do I have to have a painting of your honeymoon, too?
我知道麦克往事不会像一张白纸 Look, I knew I wasn't going to get a clean slate with Mike, okay?
但我起码想要个空白的壁炉台 I just wanted a clean mantelpiece.
美味的晚餐 布里 我能来真是太棒了 Oh. Fantastic dinner, Bree. This was a great idea.
我是想让你和汤姆 相互认识 Well, I just wanted to get you together with Tom here.
个人认为你们会颇投缘 I thought you two might hit it off.
对了 汤姆 听布里说你曾是广告才子 Yeah. Tom, Bree says you used to be quite the ad wiz.
噢 我也不清楚 Oh, I don't know.
只是谦虚而已 他是最棒的 He's being modest. He was the best.
很好 因为我在找人开拓新市场 Good, because I'm looking for someone to head up a new division.
我要去准备些咖啡 I'm going to put some coffee on.
奥森 你能帮我吗？ Orson, would you give me a hand?
让你们仨聊聊 Let these three chat.
你有兴趣回到这个行当吗？ So do you think you have any interest in getting back in the game?
我不清楚 I don't know.
这个时机有点不妥 The timing's a little weird.
为什么呢？ How so?
我也不知道 I don't know.
汤姆 经营了一间成功的餐馆 Well, Tom was just running a very successful restaurant,
刚以一个好价钱转让出去了 and he just sold it at a handsome profit.
所以他在等待好机会 So he's waiting for the right opportunity.
你得费点劲游说哦 布鲁斯 You might have to do a little selling here, Bruce.
才俊难求啊 Huh. I guess the good ones are always the hardest to land.
对 Yeah.
等我来试试 Let me give it a shot.
我们代表了全球一小群 稳定的精英非小说作家 We represent a small stable of elite nonfiction authors from all over the world.
你得和作家们关系密切 并想出创新的宣传售书手段 So you'd be working closely with those writers to come up with creative approaches to selling their books.
听上去...非常吸引人 That sounds... amazing.
我不清楚 I don't know.
还有土豆吗？ Are there more potatoes?
我的给你 You can have mine.
别再说 "不清楚"了 Stop saying, "I don't know."
听上去会经常出差 Mm. Sounds like there's a lot of traveling.
我并不适应舟车劳顿的生活 I'm not, you know, really big on living out of a suitcase.
只去巴黎出席两周的书展 Even to do two weeks at the book fair in Paris
并住五星级酒店也不适应？ while you stay at a five-star hotel?
巴黎？ Paris?
法国的？ Like France?
是啊 世界上最美妙的城市 Yes, like the greatest city in the world.
天 我让勒奈特都兴奋起来了 Gee, I'm getting Lynette excited.
糟的是你没有广告从业经验 Too bad you don't have any advertising experience. Oh.
其实 我有12年从业经验 Actually, I have 12 years of experience.
真的？ Really?
是的 Yeah.
我曾是8年的财务经理 I was account executive for eight years,
其后4年任副总裁 v.p. For four more after that,
顺便说句 我毕业论文的主题是 and by the way, I wrote my graduate thesis
非虚构类文学作品的崛起 on the rise of the nonfiction novel.
没错 那么你说起薪是多少？ W-Wow. I know. So what kind of starting salary are we talking about?
勒奈特 能私下谈两句吗？ Lynette, can I see you for a sec?
好的 布鲁斯 你能等一下吗？ Okay. Bruce, could you hold that thought?
我很快回来 I'm gonna be right back.
我们紧张死了 Well, we're on pins and needles.
进展怎么样了？ How's it going?
你在干什么鬼东西? 我在争取这份工作 那就是我在争取 What the hell are you doing? I'm getting this job. That's what I'm doing.
我还以为那是我的工作呢 你表现得并不想要这份工作 I thought it was my job. Well, you're not acting like you want it very much, mister...
"我不清楚 "Uh, I don't know.
还有土豆吗"先生 我并不是不想要 Are there any more potatoes?" It's not that I don't want it.
只是太突然了 It's just that it's all happening so fast.
我需要点时间疗伤 好啊 你疗你的 我可要去巴黎 I need a little time to lick my wounds. Okay, you lick. I'm going to Paris.
你不会抢了我的工作 You're not taking my job.
你的工作? 你像个小屁孩一样绷着脸 Your job? The one you're magically gonna get by sulking
就能匪夷所思地得到的工作? 你有一个机会 却搞砸了 and acting like a brat? You had a shot. You blew it.
是吗？ Oh, yeah? Yeah.
是的 你刚激怒了头公牛 姐姐 You just messed with the bull, sister.
准备被顶翻吧 Prepare to get the horns.
我... I... ugh!
我们应该把派在这里切好 Maybe we should slice the tart in here.
我不想拿着大刀进入战场 I don't want to bring a large knife into this.
布鲁斯... Bruce...
我刚才还对勒奈特说 I was just saying to Lynette,
我假意说"我很讨厌这份工作" I gave you my "I don't really care about this job" thing
如果你真的重视这份工作 to see if you really care about this job,
事实上确实如此 那么我就答应了 and you do, and I like that.
聪明 Clever.
虽然我们还没谈到补贴的问题 Now we haven't talked compensation package yet,
但我对你有信心... but I got a good feeling...
汤姆 你是对的 布鲁斯真的很重视这份工作 You know, Tom, you're right. Bruce does care about this job.
所以他要确保自己挑的是最佳人选 That's why he wants to make sure he gets the perfect person for it.
勒奈特 是吗?你说过我才是最棒的 Well, Lynette, you yourself said I was the best.
你曾是最棒的 你是为我工作过所有人中最棒的 Oh, you were. You were the best person who ever worked for me.
以前我是他的老板 I used to be his boss.
我设想的不是这个样子 This is not what I had in mind. I don't know
我想不通为什么他俩 都要为这个蠢人工作 why either one of them wants to work for that jackass. Now, now. He's been very good to me.
这样对我很有利 Well, of course he has,
那当然 因为他知道你让他赚了很多钱 because he knows you make him a lot of money.
在我看来 他就是个自以为是的小人 Me, on the other hand, he sees as an insignificant little man,
当他高谈他那令人作呕的 阴茎型的录音机时更让人讨厌 barely worth mentioning as he talks into his annoying, penis-shaped tape recorder.
然后我对他说 So I said to him,
"男人应该去工作" "je crois que c'est I'homme qui fait les chez d'oeuvres."
他回答我说 "不 勒奈特 是工作选择了男人" And he said to me, "non, Lynette. Ce sont les chez d'oeuvres qui font I'homme."
真会编啊... 我真小看你了 Great story... I assume.
我不会说其他国家语言 但我的广告策划 I don't speak another language, but I've had ad campaigns
被译成了12国文字 translated into 12 different ones,
也包括"Crispy教授"薯条 including professor crispy's potato chips.
我爱死那个广告了 那是你做的？ I love that campaign. You did that?
是我做的 I did.
是的 汤姆 的工作非常出色 Yes. Tom was very good at his job,
不过后来就被解雇了 right up until he got fired.
说实话 我被解雇了反而更轻松 Well, actually, I was relieved to get fired.
我老板相当得变态 My boss was kind of a ballbuster.
哎呀! 她就在这 Oops. She's right here.
对不起啊 Je regrette.
有没有人想吃甜点？ Oh. Would anyone care for something sweet?
我一定要吃 I know I would.
我们当老板时都有些问题 不是吗?汤姆 Well, we've all had our troubles as bosses, haven't we, Tom?
我说他的餐厅很火 I was sort of sugarcoating it
其实是给他脸上贴金来着 when I said his restaurant was very successful.
事实上 他的披萨店糟糕透了 The truth is, he mismanaged that pizza joint right into the ground.
我们把话挑明吧 Let me be very clear.
我认为勒奈特优秀之极 I think Lynette is fantastic.
她管理能力很强 She is a great manager,
善于与他人沟通 也是个值得信赖的人... she's got terrific people skills and is very reliable...
只要她的癌症不再复发 As long as the cancer doesn't flare up again.
你们知道吗？ You know what?
时间不早 It's getting late.
我得回家了 I should probably hit the road.
但刚才谈的工作怎么办？ But what about the job?
呃... Yeah...
我这才开始找人 肯定不是一时半会能找好的 I just started looking. I'm sure it's gonna be a long process,
但相信我 你们给我留下了很深刻的印象 but trust me, you've certainly made an impression.
我帮你拿外套 I'll get your coat.
哦 真遗憾你不能留下来享受甜品 Oh, it's a shame you can't stay for dessert.
我做的是苹果蛋挞 I've made tarte tatin.
小说的新灵感... Idea for novel...
妻子嫁给了同性恋 而她却蒙在鼓里 Woman who's married to a gay man and doesn't know it.
十分感谢 Well, thanks again.
没想到我会享受这么有趣的夜晚 I don't know when I've had such an interesting evening.
我明天打给你 我们要讨论下你的朋友 I'll call you tomorrow. We'll talk about your friends.
啊 布鲁斯 Uh, Bruce,
为什么不吃块蛋挞再走呢? 好啊 why don't I wrap up a piece of that tart to go? Yeah.
交出来 Give it.
交什么? 布鲁斯的小型录音机 Give what? Bruce's tape recorder.
我不知道你说什么... 我看见你拿走了 I don't know what... You took it. I saw you.
有没有看到我的录音机？ Hey. Has anybody seen my tape recorder?
刚刚还在这呢 我帮你找找看 It was right here. I'll look.
嗨 呃 住手 Hey. Ah. Stop.
我没拿呀 那你把这个叫做什么？ I don't have it. Ooh! What do you call this?
布鲁斯要找... Uh, Bruce is looking for, uh...
没事了 Never mind.
一会我们再谈这事 We will talk about this later.
看哪 我在一堆用过的餐巾里找到的 Oh. Look what got brought in with the dirty napkins.
谢谢 Thanks.
哈罗 加布 Hello, Gaby. Ooh!
Bradley 你吓死我了！ Jeez, Bradley, you scared me!
你告诉沙伊拉了 是的 她很讨人喜欢 You talked to Shayla. Yeah, she's a real gem.
你不能这么做 我们约定好的 You shouldn't have done that. We have a deal.
我受够了你说的那个交易 Well, I'm tired of the deal,
你对玛丽亚的所作所为太卑劣了 and what you're doing to Maria is despicable.
你没有资格批评我 Hey. You're in no position to judge me.
别忘了 我和卡洛斯共事的时候 你正背着他乱搞呢 Don't forget, I was working with Carlos when you cheated on him.
是啊 但我不再是从前的那个我了 Yeah, well, I'm not that person anymore.
我已经改了 I've changed.
是的 你变的更可耻了 Right. You're worse.
你倒是很会为玛丽亚操心 You're so worried about Maria
但有钱有假期可图时你就不管了 until there's money or vacation time at stake.
所以你还是只关心你自己 Then you're only worried about Gaby.
你知道吗? 你说对了 You know what? You're right.
我退出了 I'm out.
你什么意思? 我们的约定玩完了 What do you mean? Deal's over.
我不会在当你愚蠢的挡箭牌 I'm not covering for your stupid little fling anymore.
不是挡箭牌 我爱她 It's not a fling. I love her.
她是我见过的最有魅力的女人 She's the most incredible woman I've ever met.
沙伊拉? 她有一个Hello Kitty的小费储蓄罐 Shayla? She has a hello kitty tip jar.
可她让我觉得很快乐 我不能没有她 Well, she makes me happy. I can't give her up.
但至少有个男人的样子 去告诉玛丽亚 Well, at least be man enough to tell Maria,
因为如果你不说 我就会说 because if you don't, I will.
好吧 好吧 All right, fine.
我会告诉玛丽亚的 I will tell Maria.
你告诉卡洛斯下周一带箱子来 因为他被解雇了 And you can tell Carlos to bring a box to work on Monday 'cause he's fired.
晚餐简直是... So dinner...
勒奈特 我用我的后半生 为今晚所说的话向你道歉 Wow. Lynette, I will regret for the rest of my life what I said tonight.
我... 我不知道我怎么了 I... I don't know what's going on with me.
我知道 不用解释了 I do, and it's okay.
你没听到我刚刚说过的话吗？ Besides, did you hear what came out of my mouth?
就是我说的 哇... Like I said... wow.
你不想知道布鲁斯在回家的路上 会对着录音机说什么吗？ Wouldn't you love to hear what Bruce said into his tape recorder on the ride home?
"新灵感... "Idea... Check local mental hospital
已婚夫妇逃离本地的精神病院" for escaped married couple."
那么... So...
你说重返职场是认真的？ Were you serious about wanting to go back to work?
我谈着那个工作 I was talking about that job tonight
试图说服布鲁斯我很能干 and trying to convince Bruce I was good,
就在那个时候 我想起了什么 我很出色 and I remembered something. I am good.
我很需要机会来证明下自己 And I would like another chance to prove it.
那就证明吧 Okay.
真的吗？ Really?
是的 七年来我们俩为我忙活着 Yeah. We did my thing for seven years.
现在轮到你了 Now it's your turn. Oh! Mwah.
你说如果布鲁斯看见你拿了录音机 我该有多尴尬啊！ Do you know how embarrassed I would have been if Bruce had seen you take it?
他活该 他竟然侮辱我 He deserved it. He insulted me.
那你应该说点什么 和他辩驳呀 但你竟然偷东西... So say something. Stand up to him. But stealing?
实话说 奥森 你为什么要这么做？ Honestly, Orson, why would you do something like that?
我也不知道 布里 I don't know, Bree.
真的 我只知道... I don't. Here's something I do know...
当我还是一名成功的牙医时 When I was a successful dentist,
没人敢像现在这样对我说话 no one spoke to me the way they do now.
当我丢了工作时 我也失去了人们的尊重 When I lost my practice, I lost people's respect.
所以你用盗窃来赢回尊重？ And you hope to earn it back through larceny?
你不明白我的感受 You haven't walked in my shoes.
汤姆 丢了工作 每个人都跳出来帮他 Tom lost his job. Everyone jumped to his rescue.
甚至于你... Even you...
都拼命地为他找工作 Bending over backwards trying to get him a job.
我不需要站在你的立场上 奥森 I don't need to walk in your shoes, Orson.
你的所作所为实在太丢人太幼稚了 What you did was embarrassing and childish,
不准有第二次了！ and it's never gonna happen again.
听懂了吗？ Understood?
再见 谢谢 See you. Thank you.
神父? 是的 我能帮你什么吗？ Father? Yes. Can I help you?
当然能 呃 我那晚看见你在买彩票 Oh, I hope so. I, uh, saw you the other night when you were buying your lottery ticket.
我跟我先生大卫在一起 哦 I was with my husband Dave. Ah.
他说你们俩几乎都不认识 Yes. He said that you barely know each other,
但我看不是这样子的 but it didn't seem that way to me.
而且 And, well,
他拒绝谈起他过去的事 he refuses to talk about his past,
所以你能跟我说说他的事吗... so if there is anything that you could tell me about him...
我不敢告诉你 I'm not sure I can do that.
求你了 他有太多秘密 Please. He has so many secrets,
我不知道该找谁问 and I don't have anyone else to turn to.
我希望我能告诉你 但... I wish I could help you, but...
这些事你要跟你丈夫去说 This is something you need to discuss with your husband.
如果真那么容易讨论 Well, if it was that easy,
你觉得我会站在这求你吗? 很抱歉 do you think that I would be here? I'm sorry.
请相信我会为你们俩祈福的 Dash夫人 Please know that my thoughts are with you both, Mrs. Dash.
是威廉 It's Williams.
我这个人太老旧了 I'm too old-school for my own good.
我不知道你丈夫跟了你的姓 I shouldn't just assume that you took your husband's name.
总之... Anyway...
祝你好运 威廉夫人 Good luck, Mrs. Williams.
嗨 苏珊 MJ不是七点前都该在我这里吗 Hey, Susan. I thought I had M.J. Till 7:00.
没错 我来把我的画拿走 Uh, you do. I am here to take my painting back.
但你给了我 现在就是我的 But you gave it to me. It's mine.
那么 现在 我不给你了 我想自己留着 Well, now I'm ungiving it. Try to keep up.
乔迁派对的事你还没消气吗... Okay, if this is about what happened at the housewarming...
因为就在那个时候 我决定 It is, actually, because that is when I decided
不能再让我辛辛苦苦画的... that I don't want this piece of art that I slaved over
这幅艺术品挂在这个房子里 hanging in the house you are sharing
供你和你女友欣赏 明白了吗？ with your new girlfriend. Capisce?
那天你因为没挂你的画而生气 今天反倒想把画带走？ Okay, so the other night you were mad because it wasn't hanging up, but now you want to take it?
是啊 我就是这么善变 和我离婚你真该感到高兴啊！ Yep. I'm complicated like that. Aren't you glad you divorced me?
如果你那么想要一幅画 就自己画去吧 If you two want a painting so bad, paint your own.
苏珊... 梅菲尔 Susan... Mayfair.
你别管 Stay out of this.
这是我跟我前夫两个人的事 This is between me and my ex.
明白了吗？ Got it?
不可理喻 Unbelievable.
我觉得婴儿房必须是鲜艳的色调 Anyway, I'm thinking a brighter color for the baby's room.
我知道现在谈这个还太早 Now I know it's a bit of a stretch,
但你觉得青绿色怎么样？ but how do you feel about turquoise?
亲爱的？ Sweetheart?
我们得谈谈 We need to talk.
你在看什么？ What you reading?
招聘广告 The want ads.
不知道我该去做数据录入员 还是参军去当海军陆战队 Can't decide if I should be a data entry operator or join the marines.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
别这样 我说过 我讨厌为那混蛋工作 Don't be. I told you, I hated working for that jackass.
你做了正确的决定 我早该这么做的 You did the right thing. I should have done it sooner.
但你还是做了 But you did it,
宁可损失一大笔钱 even though you knew you were gonna lose a lot of money.
你真是个好女人 亲爱的 我为你为自豪 You're a good person, babe. I'm very proud of you.
一个海军陆战队员这样赞美我 对我来说意义重大 Well, that means a lot, coming from a United States marine.
喂 Mm.
喂？玛利亚 Hello? Maria.
冷静点 Calm down.
好的 我们马上就过去 Okay, we're coming over.
我猜Bradley告诉她了 I guess Bradley told her.
谢谢你能来 Thanks for coming.
我不知道还能打给谁 I didn't know who else to call.
真是太可气了 It was horrible.
他不停地对我说 他爱她 He just kept telling me he loves her.
她是他这辈子最好的礼物 She's the best thing that ever happened to him.
他终于知道了什么才叫爱 He finally understands what love means.
我只想让他别再说下去了 I just wanted him to stop talking.
所谓礼多人不怪 但你不知道的是 You should never be too impressed by people with good manners.
虽然他们总是和气的招手 背地里却偷你的东西 They're the ones who will give a friendly wave even when they've stolen from you...
他们总是很甜蜜地欢迎着你... They're the type to sweetly welcome you...
转身却搜刮你的秘密 Even as they try to uncover your secrets...
他们好心地递给你咖啡 一边却在向警方报案 They're the kind to offer you coffee, even as they report you to the police.
所以别太计较那些当面和你翻脸的人... And don't be too offended by someone who's openly rude...
因为他们正是以这种方式... Because they may be that way
来表达对你最诚挚的友好 for the nicest of reasons.