前情提要 Previously on...
斯加沃家筹划着餐馆盛大开张 The scavos prepared for a grand opening...
这将是 This could be the best thing
发生在我家最好的事情 that's ever happened to our family.
加布喝了很多闷酒 While Gabrielle had a few too many drinks...
我小睡一会 好么 I'm gonna take a little nap, okay？
一次呼救让奥森不再冷静 And a cry for help made Orson lose his cool.
自杀是一个家庭里发生的最坏的事 Suicide is the worst thing that could happen to a family！
麦克被逮捕了 Mike got arrested...
噢 谢天谢地 Oh, thank god.
一段友谊触礁沉没 And a friendship hit the rocks.
看在我们的友情的份上... 别搞错了 For the sake of our friendship... make no mistake,
我们的友谊结束了 our friendship is over.
奥森的妈妈心意已决... Orson's mom was determined...
在上帝眼中 你才是那个"别的女人" In the eyes of god, you'rethe other woman.
要让艾尔玛和奥森破镜重圆 To bring Alma and Orson back together.
她强奸了你 你妈妈是帮凶 She raped you, and your mother helped. I think it's time
我想是时候告诉你 莫妮卡死去那晚的事了 I told you about the night about Monique died.
艾尔玛被囚禁了 Alma became a prisoner...
格罗丽娅？！ Gloria?！
布瑞... Bree...
被设计摔伤 Aah! Was set up to take a fall,
麦克终于想起了过去 and Mike was finally able to remember the past.
奥森·霍奇一直以为 Orson hodge had always assumed
在他死前的那一瞬间 that the moment before he died,
他的人生会在眼前一幕幕闪过 his entire life would flash before his eyes,
但当他从Fariview纪念医院楼顶跌落时 but as he fell from the roof of the Fairview memorial hospital,
他看到的不是他的人生 it wasn't his life he saw.
而是那特别的晚上 It was one night in particular.
莫妮卡？ Monique？
我有好消息告诉你 I've got wonderful news.
好消息！(法语) Bonnes nouvelles！
莫妮卡？ Monique？
出了点意外 There's been an accident.
我的天哪 Oh, my god.
你做了些什么？ What have you done？
这是自卫 It was self-defense.
我叫她离你远点 她袭击了我 I came to tell her to stay away from you. She attacked me.
妈妈 她死了 Mother, she's dead.
我知道 I know.
我很抱歉 但是事已至此 And I'm sorry, but what's done is done.
你干什么？ What are you doing？
打电话叫警察 不要 我会进监狱的 I'm calling the police. No! I'll go to jail.
你杀人了 我是你妈啊 你得帮我 You killed someone! I'm your mother! You've got to help me！
但我爱她 But I loved her.
我也曾失去了我爱的人 都是拜你所赐 I once lost someoneiloved, thanks to you.
你欠我的 You owe me.
有人么？ Hello？
波列尔小姐 Ms. Polier？
我买到水管的零件了 I've got that part for the sink.
有人么？ Hello？
波利尔小姐 Ms. Polier？
抱歉 Ah, I'm sorry.
我是Monique的男朋友 她在楼上躺着呢 I'm Monique's boyfriend. She's upstairs lying down.
她不太舒服 She wasn't... feeling well.
我修好水池马上就走 不会耽误你的 I'll just finish up the sink and get out of your hair.
呃...你瞧 何不让我来弄就好呢 Uh, look, why don't you let me take care of that？
我手艺不错 而且现在也很晚了 I mean, I'm pretty handy, and it's getting late.
噢 我不介意多待一会儿 Oh, I don't mind staying.
噢 我...呃...交给我吧 Oh, I've, uh, I've got it under control.
给你 我..我把钱给你 Um, here, let me, uh, let me pay you.
这些该够了 That should cover it.
谢谢 Thanks.
嘿 Oh, hey, uh...
别忘了你的扳手 Don't forget your wrench.
你处理的很好 儿子 You handled that very well, son.
现在帮忙找块帆布 Now help me find a tarp.
啊 Ugh！
你干什么呢 What are you doing？
你不想别人通过牙齿记录 识别出她的身份吧 You don't want her identified through dental records, do you？
啊 Ugh！
不得不说 我从没想到你的工作是这么困难 I must say, I never realized your job was so difficult.
你把她杀了 It's not enough to kill her.
还要祸害她的尸体 You have to desecrate her body, too？
离她远点 Get away from her! Aah！
瞧你干的好事！ Now look what you've done！
我想我的老腰折了 I think my damn hip's broken.
帮我一把 Help me.
是的 Yes...
奥森·霍奇经常想象 Orson hodge had always assumed
他临死的那刻 that his life would flash before his eyes
一生都闪现在眼前 the moment before he died.
呃 Uhh！
幸运的是 快点 Luckily, for Orson... Hurry! Come on！
那一刻 That moment...
还有脉搏 把他运进医院 I got a pulse! Let's get him inside！
那一刻还未到来 Was not scheduled for today.
日出的第一道阳光 The first light of sunrise.
猫咪咕噜的叫声 The sound of the cat purring.
新鲜咖啡的香气 The smell of fresh coffee...
是的 有很多事值得 Yes, there are many things
主妇们醒时期待 a housewife likes to wake up to,
但是床上不请自来的客人 but an unexpected guest in her bed
不在其中 is not one of them.
扎克？ Zach？
你穿着内裤 You're... in your underwear.
我得穿上点什么 Well, I-I needed to put on something
去拿晨报 to get the morning paper.
你整晚都在这？ You've been here all night？
当然 我不是那种 Sure. I'm not one of those guys
做完了就闪的人 who gets up and leaves right after.
做完什么？ Right after what？
还用说么？好吧 Do you wanna hear me say it? Fine.
你太棒了！ You were amazing.
听我说 非常认真的 Okay, listen to me very carefully,
这不是装傻的时候 and this is no time to be vague.
我做了什么太棒了？ What exactly was I amazing at？
别告诉我那个东西表示了什么 Please tell me that once contained a mint.
你喝醉以后告诉我你有多孤独 After a few drinks, you told me how lonely you were
说我就是你期待多年的人 and that I was the kindest man you'd met in a few years,
然后 你吻了我 and, uh, then you kissed me.
然后你脱了... 好了 别说了 说的我恶心 And then you took off your... okay, okay, stop talking. I'm getting nauseous.
这真是太美妙了 This is so great.
我好好计划了我们的未来 I have so many awesome plans for us.
"我们" 天哪 这词说出来太美妙了 "Us." Oh, man. It feels so good to say that.
好了 我要吐了 Oh, god. Here it comes.
你不想我帮你捧着头发么？ Would you like me to hold your hair, honey？
不！ No！
嘿 你干什么呢？ Hey, what are you doing？
我躺在床上 想着今晚开张 I'm lying in bed, thinking about the opening tonight,
忽然想起来 when it hits me...
面包棒可能不够吃 We could run out of breadsticks.
哦 亲爱的 Oh, honey, you have had, what,
你三天只睡了四小时 four hours sleep in the past three days？
你得歇会 别担心 面包棒吃光了又怎么样 You need rest. Who cares if we run out of breadsticks？
我担心 I do！
今晚是我最重要的一晚 Tonight's the most important night of my life.
一切都要完美 Everything's gotta be perfect.
来 尝尝 Here. Try that.
很好吃啊 It's good.
不 太咸了 No. Too salty.
如果咸了 会卖出更多啤酒 If they're salty, we'll sell more beer.
看看 你是天才 See? You're a genius.
别损我了 Don't patronize me！
噢 天啊 肯定要弄得一团糟 Oh, my god. This is gonna be a disaster.
冷静点 Hey, chill out.
你的表现像我怀孕六个月时一样 You're acting like I did when I was six months pregnant.
什么 你那时都动手打人了 Uh, excuse me. You were hitting people.
只打了两个 邮递员比较聪明 Only two, and the mailman had the good taste
后来再也没提起过 never to bring that up again.
快去睡会儿觉吧 和面机得修理 Come on. Let's go get some sleep. The dough maker has to be fixed,
中午的时候会送椅子过来 and the chairs get delivered at noon.
我知道 这一切都是我安排的 I know. I'm the one that put in the order.
我会把所有事都处理妥当的 I will handle anything that needs to be done.
而你呢 吃点这个 去睡会儿觉 And you, take these and get some sleep.
去吧 今晚你一定得表现出最佳状态 Come on. We need you at your best tonight.
你说的对 抱歉 我太紧张了 You're right. I'm sorry. Crazy.
噢 烤蜜糖 Ooh! Honey glaze.
烤蜜糖能遮一遮面包棒的咸味 Honey glaze will cut the salt in the breadsticks.
汤姆 我不用怀孕也能海扁你一顿的 Tom, I do not need to be pregnant to kick your ass.
去睡觉 去吧 Now go. Go on.
安德鲁是你啊 Andrew, you're here.
噢 我是怎么了？ Oh, what happened to me？
你出了点意外 You... you kinda had an accident.
从梯子上掉下来了 You fell off our ladder.
哦 对了 Oh, that's right.
奥森在这儿么？ Is Orson here？
呃 Um...
他在医院里 Yeah, he's... He's at the hospital,
但却不是探病 but he's not exactly visiting.
自杀？ Suicide？
不 奥森永远不会自杀 No. Orson would never try to kill himself.
警察搞错了 一定是有意外发生 The police are wrong. It must have been an accident.
但是他们在车顶上发现了他的脚印 But they found his footprints on the trunk of his car.
他站上车顶的唯一原因就是为跳楼 为什么？ The only reason he'd be up there is to jump. But why？
或许他是觉得内疚吧 Maybe he was feeling guilty.
为了什么？ For what？
妈妈 我...我看了那把梯子 Mom, I-I looked at that ladder.
有人锯穿了那根梯级 Someone sawed through the rung.
你以为... And you think...
我那天听到了你们在房间里的谈话 I heard you two in your room the other day.
你叫他自首否则报警 You told him to turn himself in or else.
然后你坠楼 差点死了 The next day, you fall and nearly die.
你认为这是巧合么？ You... you think that's a coincidence？
然后你在走廊碰到他？ And you say he's just down the hall？
是的 但是别担心 Yeah, but don't worry.
我告诉他们不要让他接近你 I-I told them not to let him near you,
我们会尽快把你接回家 and we're gonna get you home as soon as we can.
有什么事么？ Can I help you？
我来取我妻子留在这的东西 I'm here to pick up my wife's belongings.
呃 简·海恩斯沃思？ Uh, Jane hainsworth？
是的 Oh, yes.
您的事我很遗憾 I'm so sorry for your loss.
我马上来 I'll be right back.
你还好么？ You doing okay？
不太好 不过有你在好多了 Not really, but having you here helps.
梅尔太太 Oh, hey, Mrs. Mayer.
安得烈 你来医院干吗？ Andrew, what are you doing at the hospital？
你没听说么？ You... you haven't heard？
嘿 Hey.
苏珊 Susan.
我刚听安得烈说了 I just heard from Andrew what happened.
我得来看看你 I had to come see you.
如果你想让我走的话.... If you want me to go, uh...
不 别走 请进 No, no. Come in.
我知道我们有点不愉快 I know we've been fighting.
出了这种事 Something like this happens,
就不能再斤斤计较那些了 it just puts everything into perspective.
真对不起 都是我的错 I am so sorry. It was all my fault.
如果不是我这么一昧为了保护麦克 If I hadn't got so caught up in protecting Mike...
苏珊 别说了 Susan, stop.
麦克是无辜的 Mike is innocent.
他和莫妮卡的死一点关系也没有 He had nothing to do with Monique polier's murder.
你知道点什么吗？ Do you know something？
是的 我本来想报警的 Yes, and I intend to go to the police.
我的天 Oh, my god.
这和奥森的意外有关么？ Does this have something to do with Orson's accident？
我现在不能说 I can't tell you right now.
你得相信我 You're just gonna have to trust me.
好吗？ Can you do that？
当然 Of course.
你好好休息吧 I should let you rest.
那我们又是朋友了么？ So we're back to being friends？
我们的友谊从未中断 We never really stopped.
抱歉 这些不是简的东西 Um, excuse me. These... these things don't belong to Jane.
你确定吗？ Are you sure？
每对夫妻之间都有秘密 Oh, every couple has their secrets,
但我很确定她用不着这个东西 but I'm pretty sure she wasn't a closet whittler.
麦克 德尔菲诺。 "Mike Delfino."
这些是麦克的东西 Oh, these are Mike's things？
是的 有人搞错了 Yep. Someone made a big mistake.
海伦 你又把标签给弄混了！ Helen, you screwed up the labels again！
噢! 他有枚订婚戒指 Oh! He had an engagement ring with him.
真漂亮啊 Ooh, that's pretty.
麦克和我是好朋友 You know, Mike and I are good friends.
我..我可以把这些东西还给他 如果你愿意的话 I-I could return these things to him, if... if you like.
抱歉 他得自己来取 Sorry. He'll have to pick 'em up himself.
是医院的规定 It's hospital policy.
医院还规定 It's also hospital policy
谁的标签就得贴在谁的盒子上！ to put the right labels on the right boxes！
伊恩 你不会相信这些的 Ian! Ian, you're not gonna believe this.
布瑞刚告诉我 她可以证明麦克的清白 Bree just told me she can prove Mike's innocent.
什么？ What？
是真的 It's true.
这样他就自由了 是不是很棒啊？ He's gonna be a free man. Isn't that great？
是啊 真是好极了 Yes, it's bloody fantastic.
噢! 糟糕 Oh! Whoops.
拿着 我要去给布瑞买些花 Here. I'm gonna go get Bree some flowers.
马上回来 I'll be right back.
不 这是好消息 谢谢医生 No, no, that's great news. Thank you, doctor.
奥森会没事的？ So Orson's gonna pull through？
你宁愿他不会？ You'd rather he didn't？
不是 No.
我只是不知道他醒来后 会跟警察怎么说 I just don't know what he's gonna tell the police when he wakes up.
那不是你的错 It wasn't your fault.
奥森从楼上摔下去 是个意外 对吗？ Orson falling off that roof was an accident, right？
恩 算是吧 算是吧？ Well, sort of. Sort of？
要看奥森怎么跟他们说了 Depending on what Orson tells them,
我可能会因为蓄意谋杀被起诉的 I could get charged with attempted murder.
我很高兴她有你照顾 Well, so I'm so glad she has you to take care of her,
当然你妈妈最重要 and of course your mom comes first, Andrew.
我本来不会问的 要不是...你也知道 And I wouldn't even ask except, you know,
但是今晚开张 椅子到了 we're opening tonight... Chairs are here.
呃 Uh, uh-huh.
说真的 Oh, god. Seriously？
太棒了 就两个小时 Fantastic. Thank you. It's just two quick hours,
然后我们放你回家陪你妈妈 and then we'll get you right back home with your mom.
谢谢你 安德鲁就这样 再见 Thank you, Andrew. Okay. Bye-bye.
外卖菜单你都折完了吗？ Did you finish folding the takeout menus？
你没让我干那个啊 You never asked me to do that.
我不可能每件小事都一一交待 I shouldn't have to tell you every little thing, you know.
你得主动点 Show some initiative.
等等 我们的椅子呢? 我订的不是这些 Wait. Where aremychairs? I didn't order these.
你是勒奈特·斯加沃? 是我 You Lynette Scavo? Yes.
那就是你订的了 没有 开披萨店 Well, then you ordered these. No. Why would I order 50 high chairs
我订50张高脚椅干什么 我不清楚 for the opening of a pizzeria? I don't know.
我以为是儿童比萨店 I thought it was one of those, uh, kiddie pizza places
需要游戏设施 还有精灵鼠 给我看看 with the games and the animatronic rats. Give me that.
别激动 Easy there, Sally.
精灵鼠 他们上哪找的你们这种人 "Animatronic rats." Where do they find you people？
好吧 好吧 看看这里 Okay, okay, here it is.
我订购了50张7-3号... See? I ordered 50 of item number 7-3...
啊... Oh, huh.
找到错误了么？ Did we find the mistake？
我...我给写成7和1了 I, um, I switched the 7 and the 1.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
你看 我们都有错 So... we're both wrong.
离开业还有五个小时 Now this place opens in five hours.
搞定它得要多久？ How long will it take to fix this？
嗨 我要在今晚5点之前借50张椅子 Hi. I need to rent 50 chairs by tonight at 5:00.
什么？ What？
为什么不行？ Why not？
你说什么受戒礼季？ What do you mean, it's bar mitzvah season？
没这回事 There's no such thing.
哦 你还有5张 我全要了 斯加沃 Oh! You still have five. I will take those. Scavo.
那么我们就有22把了 Okay, that brings us to 22.
我们找着椅子了 快去搬 Javi, rico, we got chairs to find. Move it.
哇 Wow.
看来昨晚某人钻到葡萄酒瓶了啊 Looks like someone crawled into a bottle of Merlot last night.
注：Merlot美乐 一种著名红葡萄酒
昨晚我给自己搞了个生日派对 I sort of threw myself a little birthday party.
不介意的话 我要回去收拾收拾 So if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to my dry heaving.
问一下 那是扎克·杨吗？ Quick question... Was that Zach young
我看见他早上8点离开了你的房子 I saw leaving your house at 8:00 this morning？
哦 是的 Uh, oh, yeah. Um...
他只是顺便过来 He just came by to, uh...
送一张生日贺卡 Drop off a birthday card.
很可爱的小猫拿着气球 Really cute little cat with balloons.
好 再见 All right, bye.
再问一下 Follow-up.
今天早上7点 扎克怎么在你的车道上 Why was Zach in your driveway at 7:00 this morning...
并且只穿内衣？ In his underwear？
我们昨天上床了 We had sex last night！
什么? 我不记得我们上过 是他告诉我的 What?! I mean, I think we did. That's what he told me.
你不也在那吗 怎么可能? 我一点都不记得了 Weren't you there? No, I don't remember anything！
我醒来的时候 他睡在我旁边 I just woke up, and he was in bed next to me.
再次感谢 加布 你好 卡洛斯 Thanks again, Gaby. Hey, Carlos.
如果你不记得 If you don't remember,
那你怎么 肯定你和扎克云雨过了？ then how can you be sure that you and Zach had sex？
我们都半裸着 Well, we were both half-naked,
旁边还有个安全套的袋子 and... and there was a condom wrapper.
他说我很棒 这确实像我 And he said I was amazing, which totally sounds like me.
他认为我们现在是一对了 你得帮帮我 He thinks we're a couple now. You have to help me.
我不会干涉的 I am not getting involved.
我真不相信你又和一个领家的小男孩好上了 God, I can't believe you bagged another neighborhood kid.
你要去哪？ Where are you going？
去警告斯加沃家的男孩们 To warn the Scavo boys.
我想和我妻子谈谈 I wanna speak to my wife.
她在休息 我们言归正传好吗 She's resting. If we can get back to these questions...
我从屋顶坠落 我需要一个外科医生 而不是心理医师 I fell off a roof. I need a physician, not a psychiatrist.
这是医院的规定 Well, I'm afraid it's hospital policy
当有人涉嫌试图自杀 when there's a suspected suicide attempt.
我并没想自杀 I didn't try to kill myself.
但你的确有此类... But you do have a certain...
经历 History？
你1976年大部分时间都在精神病院度过 You spent most of 1976 in a psychiatric hospital.
我不想谈这个 I don't care to discuss that.
除非我们讨论完 不然你不能离开这里 You won't be leaving here until we do.
我的父母是虔诚的信徒 My parents were very religious.
我16岁时 我的父亲有了外遇 When I was 16, my father had an affair,
一时我们的教堂里流言四起 caused quite a scandal at our church.
他很沮丧 开始酗酒 He became depressed. He started drinking heavily.
我妈妈若无其事 My mother grew concerned.
她不喜欢让他一个人呆着 She didn't like leaving him alone.
一天晚上 她要去看一个生病的朋友 One night, she had to visit a sick friend,
并让我看着他 and she asked me to keep an eye on him.
但我和朋友有约 But I had made plans with friends.
我想我可以偷偷出去一会儿 I thought I could duck out for a while.
我回来时 我发现他在浴室里 When I got home, I found him in the bathroom.
你很自责 You blamed yourself？
我不需要自责了 Ah, I didn't need to.
妈妈责怪我们两个够多了 Mother blamed me enough for both of us.
这使你们的关系紧张了吗？ That must have caused quite a strain in your relationship.
是的 Yes.
她现在 But now and then,
还时不时暗示我该补偿她 she suggests little ways I might make it up to her.
我想查查入院记录？ Yes, I'm calling to check on the status of a patient.
姓霍奇 Last name hodge.
你说哪个霍奇是什么意思？（布瑞和奥森都入院了） What do you mean, "which hodge"？
格罗丽娅 感谢上帝 我以为你把我忘了 Gloria! Thank god. I thought you'd forgotten about me.
你什么时候放我出来 When are you letting me out of here？
不会太久了 It won't be long now.
实际上 昨晚发生了一些有趣的事情 In fact, something interesting happened last night.
奥森想自杀 Orson tried to kill himself.
天哪 他还好吧 Oh, my goodness. Is he okay？
他会好的 He'll be fine.
我想说的是 My point is,
一个婚姻快乐的人一般不会自杀 suicide is hardly the act of a happily married man.
哦 格罗丽娅 看在上帝的份上 放弃吧 Gloria, for god sake, give it up.
他不爱我 He doesn't love me.
他会的 亲爱的 He will, dear.
布瑞很快就会"走"了 Bree will be gone soon,
他会需要一个像你这样的女人来安慰他 and he'll need a good woman like you to console him.
你想对布瑞做什么？ What are you gonna do to Bree？
格罗丽娅？ Gloria？
格罗丽娅？！ Gloria?！
嗨 亲爱的 Oh, hey, hon.
睡得好吗？ Hey. Did you get some sleep？
我现在还受那些安眠药影响呢 但是... Yes. I'm still kind of groggy from those pills, but...
现在我醒了 And now I'm awake.
好吧 新椅子出了点状况 Okay, little mix-up with the new chairs.
是由你负责的 Whichyouwere in charge of.
好的 好的 我们是有点分歧 Okay, okay, we could point fingers,
但重要的是 but what's important
忘记我们所期待的 is forgetting about what we expected
看看我们现在拥有的 也不太坏吧 and focusing on what we have, which isn't so bad.
我的意思是 这么多不同风格的椅子 I mean, all the different kinds of chairs
给这个地方带来了一种波希米亚风情 give the place a kind of bohemian vibe.
还有 如果有很多孩子来的话 Plus, if we get a lot of babies...
一切都搞定了 Look, we're just totally set.
哦 汤姆 我抱歉 Tom, I'm sorry.
我很抱歉 I am. I'm sorry.
我知道 这不太...完美 I just... I realize it's not... perfect.
但是 But...
说点什么好吗？ Please say something.
我还能说什么呢 勒奈特？ What can I say, Lynette？
事已至此 It is what it is.
为什么要我照顾妈妈？ Why doi have to babysit mom？
我所有的朋友都会去开业庆祝会 All my friends are gonna be at the opening.
奥斯坦要和我一起喝啤酒 Austin was gonna sneak us beer！
该死的 丹尼尔 我要去工作 Damn it, Danielle, I have to work！
我们的妈妈从楼上摔下来 Our mother's lying helpless upstairs
因为她丈夫想杀她 'cause her husband tried to kill her.
就一晚 你不能试试去负点责任吗 Now for just one night, could you try to be responsible？
你发神经的时候我更喜欢你！ I liked you better when you were a psychopath！
我来付钱 Here you go.
呃 Ah.
哦 你来了 我怎能不来 Wow, you're... here. I wouldn't have missed it.
你知道我怎么看勒奈特和汤姆 You know how I feel about Lynette and Tom.
恩 我很高兴你来这里 Uh, look, Zach, I'm glad you're here.
我想和你谈谈 我们的事 I've been wanting to talk about us.
我也是 你现在是我生活的一部分了 Me, too. You, uh, being in my life now,
我们有了真正意义上的联系 having the connection that we do,
这是我妈妈自杀后 this is really the... the first time that I've been happy
我第一次感到真正的快乐 since my mother killed herself.
你能等我一会吗 Would you excuse me a second？
当然 宝贝 快点 Of course, baby. Hurry back.
好的 Yeah, okay. All right.
我好像在地狱里 I am inhell.
我正想和扎克分手 I just tried to break up with Zach,
但那个小蠢货就打出了"死去妈妈"牌 and the little twerp played the dead mommy card.
他想让你感到愧疚 我的确很愧疚 Well, you can't let him make you fell guilty. But iamguilty.
我不记得我们怎么上床的了 I don't remember how we ended up in bed together.
也许是我勾引他的 Maybe... maybe I led him on.
我要神经了 I gotta be sensitive here.
你能帮我恐吓一下他吗 Could you threaten him for me？
什么？ What？
你知道的 去威胁一下他 You know, intimidate him.
去扮演一个饥渴 嫉妒的拉丁前夫 Do the whole jealous, Latin ex-husband thing you do.
告诉他 除了你以外 谁都不能够拥有我 少来 我才不会去吓Zach呢 Tell him if you can't have me, nobody can. Forget it. I'm not gonna do that to poor Zach.
我这也是为扎克考虑 Hey, I am looking out for Zach, too.
如果我甩掉他 会精神上摧毁他的 If I dump him, it'll destroy him emotionally.
把他吓走更好 Better to scare him off.
求你了 Please？
好吧 Fine.
谢谢 Thank you！
他到那边去了 Okay, look, there he goes.
去吧 去教训他一顿 Go! Go get all cholo on his ass.
嗨 索利斯先生 Hey, Mr. Solis.
嗨 Hey.
我想和你谈谈 Look, I need to talk to you about something.
有点尴尬 但... It's a little awkward, but...
索利斯先生？ Mr. Solis？
什么？ What？
你刚才要说什么尴尬的事？ You were just saying that something was awkward？
没什么 Never mind.
就当我什么没说 Forget that I said anything.
嗨 怎么样？ Hey. So how'd it go？
你没和扎克 杨上床 You did not have sex with Zach young.
真的 他告诉你了？ Really? Did he tell you that？
他不需要 He didn't have to.
什么？ What？
我刚才站在他旁边撒尿 I was standing next to him at the urinal.
我不管你喝的有多醉 I don't care how drunk you were.
如果你和他交欢了 你会记得的 If you had sex with him, you'd remember.
小扎克 杨？ Little Zach young？
有多大 我肯定能记住？ Well, just how much would I have remembered？
嗨 有何贵干？ Uh, hey. What are you doing here？
我想布瑞或许想喝点汤 I thought Bree might like some soup.
是我的独家配方 It's my own special recipe.
我很惊讶你在家呢 I'm surprised to find you home.
整条街的人都到斯加沃他们那去了 I thought the whole street was going to Scavo's tonight.
我本该去的 Well, I was supposed to go,
但安德鲁说我要留在家照顾妈妈 but, uh, Andrew said I had to stay home and babysit mom.
太傻了 Well, that's just silly.
你这样年轻漂亮的女孩应该去参加聚会 A vibrant young lady like you should be at the party,
赚取回头率 turning boys' heads.
你去吧 You go.
我照顾你妈妈 I'll look after your mother.
你说真的？ You mean it？
先帮我把她的晚饭端上楼吧 Just take her dinner up first.
我可不觉得我拄着拐杖还能端得了盘子 I don't think I can manage the tray with my cane.
谢谢 奶奶 你真好 Thanks, grandma. You're the best！
嗯 Mm.
这汤真香 This soup smells so good.
如果你想讨好她的话 不要说是我做的 You wanna score some points? Don't say I brought it.
说是你亲手做的 Tell her you made it yourself.
嗨！ Hey！
喂！ Hello？
过来！ Over here！
啊 Aah！
亲爱的 外面排长龙呢 Honey, there is a line out the door.
我们今晚要大赚一笔了 We are gonna make a killing tonight.
我为你开心 是我们 I'm happy for ya. For us.
现在是"我们"了？ Now it's "us"？
因为我以为 Because I thought I was the one
我是那个要毁掉一切的人 who was trying to ruin everything.
听着 我知道我有点反映过度了 Hey, look, I know I overreacted...
是的 但我要去招待客人了 Yes, you did. But I have customers.
噢 Oh！
这地方很不错 是吧？ The place came out great, huh？
的确 Sure did.
好像整条街的人都来了 Looks like, uh, the whole street's here.
是的 Yeah.
除了奥森 他从屋顶掉下来 Except for Orson, who fell off a roof.
你知道什么吗？ You know anything about that？
你怎么会这么想？ Why would you think that？
我听见你和卡洛斯谈论这件事了 回答我的问题 I heard you talking to Carlos. Now answer the question.
我不能在这里讲 I-I can't talk about it here.
有点复杂 It's complicated.
你的事一直都很复杂 It always is with you.
我刚才吃了一块批萨 很不错 Hey. I just had a slice of pizza. It's pretty good.
是真的好 Is it really good,
还是你假装吃了一块 or are you just pretending you had a slice？
我们昨晚没有做爱 是你编造的！ You and I did not have sex. Admit it！
我们当然做了 Of course we did.
Z扎克 你怎么能说要照顾我 却当我面撒谎 Zach! How can you claim to care about me and lie to my face？
对不起 I'm sorry.
我不想只做你的朋友了 I'm tired of just being your friend.
我以为如果你可以把我视为情人 I thought if you saw me as a lover,
你会把我当男人的 而不是男孩儿 Zach 真正的男人是不撒谎的 you can think of me as a man, not... not a boy. Zach, a real man is honest.
你所做的一切 All you've ever tried to do
只是想收买我 骗我爱上你 is bribe and trick me into falling in love with you.
给你点小建议 下次不要再耍花招了 A little advice next time? Don't play games.
只要堂堂正正的做个男人 Just stand up and be the kind of man
女人会愿意与你共度人生的 a woman would be proud to share her life with.
各位 Hello！
我想现在是敬酒的大好时机 I think it's high time to make a toast.
是啊! 当然 All right! Sure！
汤姆 你在哪儿呢？在...啊 Tom 你成功了 Um, Tom, where are you? Where... ah. Tom, you did it.
这间屋子里有很多人 There are a lot of people in this room
本以为你不会成功的 that didn't think you could pull it off.
好吧 也许就我这么想 Okay, well, maybe just me.
总之呢 祝贺你！ Anyway, congratulations.
匹萨很美味 服务也很周到 The pizza is excellent, and the service is sublime.
干杯 干杯 Cheers. Cheers.
讲两句吧 Speech！
谢谢你们光顾 Thank you. Thank you for coming.
这对我来说意味着一切 It means everything in the world to me.
我得说 当我看到这些 I-I gotta tell you, when I arrived here this afternoon,
古怪的椅子 I saw all these weird chairs,
我以为今天晚上一定会搞砸的 um, I thought the evening was gonna be a total disaster.
但是现在当我放眼望去 But now when I look out, I can't even see the chairs.
我只是看到大家在吃东西 I just see people eating,
说笑 都玩得很开心 laughing and having a great time.
太完美了 It's absolutely perfect.
如果不是有我出色的搭档Lynette在 And none of this would've happened
这一切都不会实现 without my amazing partner Lynette.
是她..呃... Who, uh...
让... To...
抱歉 我...我有点... I'm sorry. I'm... I'm a little, uh...
我想我丈夫想说的是 I think what my husband is trying to say is,
如果你想考验一段婚姻 if you really want to test a marriage,
那就开家餐馆吧 open a restaurant together.
总之呢 谢谢大家的到来 Anyway, um, thank you for coming.
多吃点 以后常来 因为我们得赚钱给孩子装牙套 Eat a lot and come back, 'cause our kids need braces.
既然大家都举杯了 Actually, as long as everyone has their glasses raised,
我有点事情想宣布 I have something that... That I would like to say.
我..我本来想找个很浪漫的地方 I, um, well, I-I thought of waiting
来问这个问题 for the perfect romantic spot in which to ask this question,
但是今晚在这里 but being here tonight,
被这么多爱和温暖所包围 我想呢 enveloped by so much love and warmth, I realize that, um,
这里就是最浪漫的地点 thisis the perfect romantic spot.
苏珊·梅尔... Susan Mayer...
把匹萨放下 Drop the pizza.
你愿意让我成为这世上最幸福的男人 Will you make me the happiest man in the world
做我的妻子吗？ and be my wife？
当然愿意！ Absolutely, yes！
哇 Whoo！
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
请听我说 我也有些话想说 please, I-I have something that I'd like to say also.
加布丽尔·索利斯... Gabrielle solis...
你愿意嫁给我吗？ Will you marry me？
要鼓掌吗？ Oh. Should I clap？
不用 用不着鼓掌！ No, there will be no clapping！
你个白痴 跟我来 You, moron, come with me！
霍奇先生 该吃药了 Time for your pills, Mr. Hodge.
嗯 噢 Hmm? Oh.
噢 已经6点多了？ Oh, it's after 6:00? Mm-hmm.
我要跟我妻子谈谈 她在哪个房间？ I need to speak with my wife. What room is she in？
你妻子出院了 Oh, uh, your wife checked out.
出院了？ Already？
她很想回家 别担心 她没事的 She was very eager to get home. Don't worry. She'll be fine.
我得和她谈谈 I-I have to talk to her.
噢 我想起来了 你母亲打过电话 Oh, that reminds me. Your mother called.
她说不想吵醒你 She said she didn't want to wake you up,
她想确认你今晚是不是在这里过夜 and she wanted to make sure we'd be keeping you overnight.
妈妈就是这样 关怀备至 Moms are like that... So protective.
布瑞 是我 你在吗？ Bree, it's me. Are you there？
拜托 接电话 Please, pick up.
布瑞？ Bree？
来人接电话啊！ Please, somebody, pick up the phone.
我知道你很生气 我不是生气 Zach 我跟你一刀两断 I know that you're mad... I'm not mad, Zach. I'm done！
但是你说要诚实的啊 我没说让你害我丢脸！ But you said to be honest. I did not say to humiliate me！
对不起 好吗？我 我只是想... I'm sorry. All right? I-I was just trying...
你想让我怎样啊？ What do you want from me？
我要你别来缠我了 I want you to leave me alone！
我们不可能做朋友的 This friends thing isn't gonna work
因为你总是得寸进尺 'cause you're always gonna want more,
我永远不会爱上你的 永远 and I'm never gonna love you... Ever.
20年后 当你变成中年大妈没人陪的时候 20 years from now when you're all middle-aged and alone,
你就会后悔的 you'll regret this.
好啊 我倒愿意试试 Okay, I'll take my chances.
我想你需要这个 Thought you might need this.
愿主保佑你 Bless you.
你的小追求者怎么了？ So how did it go with seabiscuit？
他崩溃了 He's devastated.
当然 Of course.
是我的错 It's my fault.
我早该知道 I should've known
他没办法处理好"普通朋友"这码子事的 he couldn't handle the whole "let's be friends" thing.
我不怪他 I don't blame him.
我跟你做普通朋友 我也很难过 I'm having kind of a hard time myself being just your friend,
看你和其他男人出入 做你的知心伙伴 watching you with other guys, being your confidant.
真的？ Really？
我觉得这样蛮好 I think it's been nice.
对你来说 或许是吧 For you, maybe.
说真的 Look, seriously, I don't know how much longer
我不知道自己还能坚持多久 I'm gonna be able to keep this up.
哇 Wow.
那你就尽量坚持吧 Well, hang in there as long as you can,
因为我还是需要你 'cause I still need you.
我尽力吧 I'll do my best.
你来这里干吗？ What are you doing here？
我有比照顾妈妈更有意思的事 I have better things to do than babysit mom.
她没事 格罗丽娅在照顾她 She's fine. Gloria's watching her.
什么? 我告诉你了妈妈要去警察那儿告发奥森 What? I told you mom's ready to go to the cops about Orson.
你怎么能让她跟那个疯婆子待在一起？ How could you leave her at home with his crazy mother？
她带了汤过来 She brought soup！
格罗丽娅？ Gloria？
你来这里干吗？ What are you doing here？
我来照顾你 I came to take care of you.
我好困啊 I'm so sleepy.
好啊 药片起作用了 Good. Then the pills are working.
安德鲁？丹尼尔？ Andrew? Danielle？
他们不在 They're gone.
只有我们两个 It's just us.
来... Now...
好好休息吧 亲爱的 You rest, hon.
我带你去洗个舒服的热水澡 I'm gonna draw you a nice, warm bath.
哦 布瑞... Oh, Bree...
我希望你能明白 I wish I could make you understand
出此下策 我是非常的遗憾 how deeply I regret having to do this.
杀莫妮卡时 我毫不手软 她是个荡妇 Monique... that was easy. She was a slut.
你是好女人 You're a good woman.
你不知道奥森是有妇之夫 You didn't know Orson already had a wife.
但是他自己清楚 But he did,
他在上帝面前发誓娶她为妻 and he made a vow to her before god.
如果让他违背誓言 我还算什么妈妈啊 What sort of mother would I be if I let him break it？
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我不会让他成为像他父亲一样的人 But I will not let him be his father's son.
霍奇先生 醒醒吧 晚餐来了 Wake up, Mr. Hodge. I've got dinner.
水不是很烫 是吧？ That water's not too hot, is it？
不烫 刚刚好 No. It's just right.
妈妈 你没事吧？ Mom? Are you all right？
安德鲁？ Andrew？
你以前就这么干过 是不是 You've done this before, haven't you？
不 No！
她没事吧？ Is she all right？
会没事的 She will be.
拿条毯子和一些干衣服 Get her some blankets and some dry clothes.
奥森？ Orson？
奥森！ Orson！
出事情了 Something's wrong.
我想我中风发作了 I think I'm... having a stroke.
妈妈 你需要救护车 You need an ambulance, mother.
可这里没人替你叫救护车 It's too bad there's no one here
真是不幸啊 who'd dream of calling you one.
你要干什么？ What are you doing？
我不想让她死在我们家里 I don't want her dying in our house.
嘿 你没事吧？ Hey there. Are you all right？
你妈妈... Your mother...
她要杀我 She tried to kill me.
别担心她了 Don't worry about her.
她不会再伤害你了 She's never gonna hurt you again,
艾尔玛也不会了 and neither will Alma.
艾尔玛？ Alma？
她死了 什么？ She's dead. What？
我不知道出了什么事 反正她死了 I don't know what happened, but she's gone...
噢 Oh.
她不会再来烦我们了 And she's taking our troubles with her.
明天早上 我们会有一个邻居 Tomorrow morning, one of our neighbors
无意中撞见这可怕的"惊喜" will stumble on a gruesome surprise...
两具尸体 紧挨在一起 Two bodies side by side.
警察会判断艾尔玛是从楼顶摔下来的 The police will conclude that Alma fell from the roof,
我妈妈发现她时 中风发作 and when my mother found her, she suffered a stroke.
他们搜查房子时 When they search the house,
他们会发现艾尔玛假装自杀时写下的条子 they'll find a note Alma wrote when she faked her suicide,
以及一袋莫妮卡的牙齿 and next to it, a bag containing Monique's teeth.
在如此铁证面前 In the face of such evidence,
他们没有别的办法 they'll have no choice but to drop the charges
只能撤销对麦克 德尔菲诺的指控 against Mike Delfino.
你和我 And then you and I
就去享受我们从没实现的蜜月 are gonna take that honeymoon we never got around to.
我等不及了 I'd love that.
但你妈妈 What about your mother？
做了那么多伤天害理的事 I mean, after all the things she's done,
就可以这么轻巧的脱身？ is she just gonna get off scot-free？
谢谢你医生 我知道你尽全力了 Thank you, doctor. I know you did all you could.
好消息 母亲 Good news, mother.
医生说中风让你全身瘫痪了 The doctor said your stroke has left you completely paralyzed.
甚至不能说话 You can't even speak,
这就是说我们的秘密会永远安全 which means all our secrets will be safe forever.
最精彩的部分 Oh, here's the best part.
你的大脑还会照常运做 Your brain is functioning normally,
所以我不用担心送你进监狱了 so I don't have to worry about putting you in jail.
你已经深陷囹圄了 You're already there.
现在 我转一下你的头 Now I'm gonna turn your head
这样你可以看着我离开 so you can watch me walk away.
你千万别错过 You don't wanna miss it,
因为这是你最后一次见我了 'cause it's the last time you'll ever see me.
当奥森·霍奇离开Fairview纪念医院时 A surprising thing happened to Orson hodge
有件意外的事发生了 as he left Fairview memorial hospital.
他的人生在眼前一幕幕地闪过 His life began to flash before his eyes.
但他看到的 不是他的过去 But it wasn't his past he saw.
而是他的未来 It was his future...
寻常的郊外生活 Ordinary suburban days...
感受郊外生活的每一瞬间 Filled with ordinary suburban moments,
每一样都那么美 因为身边站着他的妻子 each made beautiful because of the housewife by his side.
是的 奥森终于可以看到 Yes, Orson could finally envision a life
从痛苦中解脱出来的生活 free from secrets and pain.
他等不及让这一切开始了 And he couldn't wait for it to begin.
亲爱的 我回来了 Honey, I'm home.