《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
在伊恩的妻子 简昏迷期间 While Ian's wife Jane was in a coma...
咱们达成一致了吗 Do we have a deal?
苏珊得到了最后通牒 Susan got an ultimatum.
我与前任走动多 他不太高兴 He's not crazy about me spending time with my ex.
-麦克的救星 -我欠你个情 - Mike's new hero... - I owe you one.
那群混蛋打完你之后 After those mutts knocked you around,
你的救星给了他们钱 your boy paid them off.
有着诡秘的计谋 ... had a secret agenda.
加布丽尔 Gabrielle.
加布丽尔终于找出了 Gabrielle learned the identity...
我现在很富有 能满足你一切 I'm rich. I can give you anything you want.
神秘的追随者 of her secret admirer.
快快道来 Tell me everything.
奥森的妈妈曝出了家里的秘密 And Orson's mother shared some family secrets
布里没多久也发现了 that Bree would later discover.
奥森·霍吉此生最擅长的就是治牙 If there was one thing Orson Hodge understood, it was teeth.
为了看牙 人们在烧烤聚会时找他 That's why people stopped him at barbecues...
在鸡尾酒会上也如此 during cocktail parties,
有时在男厕所也有人找他 and in the occasional men's room.
没错 一提到看牙 Yes, when it came to teeth,
人们都觉得奥森医生无所不知 people expected Dr. Hodge to have all the answers.
但对奥森来说 他并非总是无所不知 Sadly for Orson, this was not always the case.
有点奇怪 Well, it does look a little fishy.
什么奇怪啊 这不明摆的吗 Fishy? It couldn't be more obvious.
是阿尔玛杀了莫妮可 所以她才失踪 Alma killed Monique. That's why she disappeared.
她故意把牙都拔了 嫁祸给她老公 She pulled the teeth so people would suspect her husband.
她为何还留着这些牙 Why would she keep them?
她可能准备偷溜进我们家 栽赃嫁祸 She would probably sneak in and plant them in our house.
咱们帮她省事儿了 对吧 这是一整套牙吗 Well, we've saved her the trouble, haven't we? Is it a full set?
奥森 别放鸭绒被上 Orson, not on the duvet.
-不会弄脏的 -我不管 - Oh! They won't stain. - I don't care.
我才不会睡在这张 I am not sleeping in a bed that
放着你旧情人牙齿的床上 had your dead mistress's teeth in it.
-直接交给警察吧 -然后呢 - Let's just take them to the police. - And say what?
我们无法证明是从阿尔玛那里取来的 We can't prove these came from Alma's.
她才不会承认见过这些牙 She'll deny ever having seen them.
别忘了 我才是被怀疑的那个 Don't forget, I'm the one they suspect.
我们不能坐以待毙 We have to do something.
行 但是我们先把牙放回她家 I agree, but not until we put these back in her house.
然后再报警 And then we'll call the police.
相信我 她逃不出法网 Trust me. She'll never get away with it.
喂 你又淘气了 是不是 Hello. You've been very naughty, haven't you?
奥森 是你吗 Orson? Is that you?
我知道你和阿尔玛打的什么主意 快收手吧 I know what you and Alma are up to, and it's gonna stop.
没错 奥森是牙科专家 Yes, Orson was an expert on teeth.
我不明白你说什么 I have no idea what you're talking about.
我知道你明白 Oh, I think you do.
谁敢拿牙的事儿唬弄他 That's how he could tell
他一眼就看透 when people were lying through them.
世事瞬息万变 It can happen so quickly.
一瞬间 歹徒便把子弹 In the moment it takes a gunman's bullet
射进了受害人的腿 to enter his victim's leg.
一瞬间 妻子便得知 In the time it takes to tell a wife
丈夫再也无法回家共进晚餐 her husband won't be home for dinner.
一瞬间 准爸爸第一次 In the instant it takes a father
抱起新出生的儿子 to meet his son for the very first time.
是的 众所周知 在心跳的瞬间 生命瞬息万变 Yes, life as we know it can change in a heartbeat.
-简还在发烧吗 -是 - Jane's still running a fever? - Yes.
而且所有试用的药物 And she hasn't responded
对她都无效 to any of the meds that we've tried.
你说我们要不要给她老公打电话 You think we should call her husband?
先别打扰他 Not just yet.
再试试万古霉素 以前对她有效 Let's try vancomycin. It worked for her before.
我不想让伊恩担心 I don't want Ian to worry.
这是给你新请的律师 阿伦·马可斯 This is your new lawyer, Alan Marcus.
阿伦 这位就是麦克·德尔非诺 Alan, this is Mike Delfino.
很抱歉现在才接你的案子 Hey. Sorry I couldn't start on your case sooner.
之前在忙一桩持枪抢劫案 I was wrapping up an armed robbery trial.
很高兴终于能跟你见面 It's nice to finally meet you.
你就是伊恩吧 And you must be Ian.
你能来帮我 我真是太感激了 I can't thank you enough for helping me out here.
我和苏珊都很乐意帮忙 Susan and I are happy to be of assistance.
-现在开始吧 -好的 - So should we get started? - Sure.
我已经看过所有不利于你的证据 So I've had a chance to review all the evidence against you,
我已经有策略 and I've got a strategy
让这宗案子免于上堂 to ensure your case never goes to trial.
他是不是很棒 快说说你的策略 Don't you love this guy? What's the strategy?
乖乖认罪吗 这算哪门子好办法 Pleading guilty? What kind of strategy is that?
-只是承认过失杀人 -那可是10年徒刑啊 - He'd be pleading to manslaughter. - It's ten years in prison.
如果上堂审理 麦克会冒着被判终身监禁的风险 Better than life, which Mike's risking if he goes to trial.
如果表现良好 很可能五年就释放了 With good behavior, he could be out in five.
如果律师够优秀 他完全可以不用坐牢 With a better lawyer, he could be out in zero.
我们得找个相信麦克是清白的律师 We need to find a lawyer who believes he's innocent.
但是证据对他很不利 But he evidence against him is very compelling.
你对他的感情 蒙蔽了你的正确判断 You are letting your feelings for him cloud your judgment.
我对他的感情 你怎么又提这事了 My feelings for him? Are we gonna do this again?
你该意识到咱俩每次谈话 You realize every conversation we have
都和麦克有关 winds up being about Mike.
给麦克请哪个律师最好 "Who's the best lawyer for Mike?
怎样能把麦克弄出监狱 How can we get Mike quitted?"
我跟你说过无数次我爱你了 I have told you I love you a thousand times.
怎么又吃起无名醋了 Where is all this jealousy coming from?
我得赶飞机去蒙特利尔了 Do you know what? I have to catch that plane to Montreal.
别走 伊恩 咱们得好好说说这事儿 What? No, Ian. We have to talk about this.
这是工作 我不能迟到 I can't be late. It's business.
听着 我给麦克找的律师是我所知最好的 Look, I have provided Mike with the best lawyer I know.
你若非要换人 就自己找 If you want to get someone else, then you're on your own.
你干嘛呢 What ya doing?
琢磨第一天上班穿什么 Oh, deciding what to wear on my first day back to work.
-这件显胖吗 -你穿什么都好看 - Do I look fat in this? - I think you look good in everything.
-你爸真没白教你 -赶集怎么办 - Your father's taught you well. - What about the street fair?
你要是去上班 谁带我去 If you're going to work, who's gonna take me?
-麦克卢斯基太太带你去 多有趣 -才不 - Mrs. McCluskey. Won't that be fun? - No.
-你非得去上班吗 -拜托 - Do you have to go back to work? - Come on.
你和你哥哥们应该兴高采烈啊 You and your brothers'll be thrilled.
我一会儿吼你们整理房间 Don't you get tired of me yelling at you
一会儿催你们快写作业 你们不烦我吗 to clean up your room and finish your homework?
烦啊 但是你中枪之后脾气好多了 Yeah, but you've been a lot nicer since you got shot.
说得我真高兴 Oh. Well, that's good to know.
你好好想想 When you think about it,
其实我回去上班也没什么大不了 me going back to work is not that big a deal.
只不过下午少见几个小时面 We're only losing a little time in the afternoon.
可是每个小时都很珍贵 我整天都想你 But every hour counts. I miss you all day long.
甜心 我的天 Oh, honey. Jeez.
你是真心的 还是忽悠妈妈呢 Do you really mean that or are you manipulating Mommy
想让妈妈深感罪孽深重 into feeling incredibly guilty?
两种都有 A little bit of both.
果然 你爸真没白教你 Yep. Your father's taught you well.
-紧张死了 -要公布了 - The suspense is killing me. - Shh. Here it comes.
我们翘首以待的时刻终于到来 And now, the moment we've all been waiting for,
本届雪花小姐选美大赛的冠军是 The winner of this year's Little Miss Snowflake Pageant is:
雪丽·莫特比 Sherri Maltby.
天啊 真不敢相信 God, I'm in shock.
我知道她是前五名的料 但没想到是冠军 I knew she had a shot at the top five, but to actually win?
我以为她会输给那个 I was sure she'd lose to that blonde bitch
唱红歌的金发小贱人 who sang that patriotic medley.
是的 I know.
她从头到尾都闪耀着星光 She practically had sparklers coming out of her ass.
太毒舌了 Totally shameless.
走 去见见媒体 你准备说点什么 Let's go meet those reporters. What are you gonna tell 'em?
-感谢韦恩美丽咨询公司 -好姑娘 - I owe it all to Beauty by Vern. - Attagirl.
-扎克 你怎么在这儿 -我来支持你 - Oh. Zach, what are you doing here? - I came to support you.
去大厅支持我吧 Oh. Why don't you support me from the lobby?
我现在有应酬要处理 I have some networking to do.
我的姑娘赢了 My girl just won the pageant.
是啊 我知道 不客气 Yeah, I know. And you're welcome.
-关你什么事 -我给评委塞的是现金 - What did you do? - Dont't worry, I paid the judges in cash.
-不会留下任何证据 -你收买了评委 - There's no paper trail. - You bribed the judges?
加布 咱俩吵什么 我们应该庆祝一番 Gaby, why are we fighting? We should be celebrating.
香车已在外守候 I got a limo outside,
还有一瓶上好的冰镇香槟 a bottle of chilled Cristal.
来吧 我们走 好好开个派对 Come on. Let's go, let's party.
听好了 你这个长满粉刺的变态狂 Listen to me, you pimply psychopath.
我这辈子都不会和你一起开什么派对 You and I are never going to "party."
说实话 我和你共处一室的 In fact, the only reason we're ever gonna be
唯一可能性是 哪天你掐死了某个拉拉队长 in the same room again is if you strangle a cheerleader
而我恰巧是陪审员 and I wind up on the jury.
天啊 我太喜欢跟你打情骂俏了 God, I love it when we banter.
你好 阿尔玛 Hello, Alma.
-奥森 -我自己进来了 - Orson. - I let myself in.
-希望你不介意 -当然不介意 - I hope you don't mind. - Not at all.
-你看起来心情不错 -是的 - You seem very cheerful. - I am.
因为游戏结束 你输了 Because the game's over, and you lost.
我说过你要是甩了我 我要怎么报复 I told you what I'd do if you pushed me away.
恐怕你的威胁已被剔除了爪牙 Well, I'm afraid that threat no longer has any teeth in it.
没错 布里的小发现 你妈妈都告诉我了 Yes, your mother told me about Bree's little discovery.
你把莫妮可的牙怎么了 What'd you do with Monique's teeth?
没准儿我扔了 没准儿我把它们藏这儿了 Maybe I threw them away. Maybe I hid them here.
你也可以赶在警察来之前先找到 You might find them, if the police don't find them first.
你才不会报警呢 You won't bring the police into this.
你现在也不会了吧 Well, neither will you, now.
咱俩没戏了 为了大家 你卷铺盖走人吧 We're done. Why don't you do us all a favor and go away?
-你不能这样对我 -哭也没用 - You shouldn't treat me this way. - Don't bother crying.
咱俩失去孩子还没离婚的时候 Tears might've worked when we were married,
眼泪还有点用 after you lost the baby.
-现在我已经免疫了 -咱们再试试复合吧 - They won't work now. - We should have kept trying.
如果咱们有孩子 肯定还能在一起 If we'd had a child, we'd still be together.
是啊 所以我坚决不要孩子了 I know. That's why I stopped trying.
再见 阿尔玛 Goodbye, Alma.
有个坏消息 肯恩不干了 Well, here's some sucky news. Ken just quit.
你新雇的那个经理吗 不是吧 Your new manager? No.
是啊 我完蛋了 Yes, so I'm screwed.
只能退出集市会展了 I'm gonna have to drop out of the street fair.
汤姆 这可不行 Tom, no, you can't, you can't.
比萨店还有一周就开张 The pizzeria opens in a week,
这次集市是最好的宣传时机 and that street fair is the best advertising we're gonna get.
我知道 但我一个人忙不过来啊 I know, but I can't work it alone.
那就再请人呗 Well, you know, hire someone else.
来不及了 There's no time for that.
餐厅已经命悬一线 The future of the restaurant is at stake.
是时候变变思路了 It is time to get creative.
其实 我的确有个点子 Well, I do have one option.
但需要做出点牺牲 But it would require some sacrifice.
-牺牲什么都行 -你来帮我吧 - Well, whatever it is gonna take. - You could help me.
什么 这可不行 我化着妆 What? No. Uh-uh. Look, I'm wearing makeup.
提着公文包 I am holding a briefcase.
-你猜我得去干嘛 -请病假啊 - What does this suggest to you? - You could call in sick.
我已经请了八周病假 不能再抱病了 I can't call in sick after eight weeks of sick leave.
况且早在三周前我就没事了 Especially when I've been fine for three of them.
糟糕 埃德来了 Crap. That's Ed.
勒奈特 拜托 Lynette, please.
是你说 我们需要这次集市会展 You're the one who said that we need the street fair.
我上司已经在车里等着我了 My boss is waiting for me outside in his car.
-我能怎么办 -是时候变变思路了 - What am I supposed to do? - It's time to get creative.
她来了 There she is.
伙计们好啊 Hey, guys.
天啊 没想到绷带还没拆呢 Boy, didn't expect you to still be wearing a sling.
是啊 子弹没取出来 恢复就会慢一些 Yeah, it heals a little slower when the bullet's still in there.
-取不出来吗 -不行 太危险了 - They couldn't get it out? - No, it's too close.
什么危险 To what?
-一切啊 -天啊 不好意思 - Everything. - God, I'm so sorry.
你脸上沾了点麦片粥 You've got a little cereal right...
麦片粥 我没吃啊 Cereal? I didn't have any, uh...
我知道是哪来的了 Oh, I know what that is.
我疼痛伴随呕吐 I get nauseous from the pain,
只是吐的没擦干净 so that's just a little residual vomit.
勒奈特 你确定你可以回来上班吗 Lynette, you sure you're ready to come back to work?
确定 别担心了 我很好 Yeah, don't be silly. I'm fine.
走吧 卖牙膏去 Come on, let's go sell some toothpaste.
好的 走吧 Alrighty, let's go.
-你妹的 -不好意思 - Ow! Son of a bitch! - I'm sorry!
-别碰我 -需要我们帮忙吗 - Don't touch me. - Anything we can do?
止痛药 止痛药 在我包里 My pills! My pain pills. They're in my bag.
我的止痛药 Oh! Oh, my pills!
我要吃止痛药 可都弄脏了 I need my pills and now they're all dirty.
下周见 谢谢你们的理解 See you next week. Thanks for understanding.
这书看起来挺有趣的 讲的什么 Hey, looks like an interesting book. What's it about?
随意了 我等电影上映 Never mind. I'll wait for the movie.
你吃饱撑着了 What's eating you?
上次打我的那俩人 Those two guys you saved me from?
我知道是你演的戏 I know you paid them to attack me.
根本不是 That's a lie.
需要点时间回想一下吗 You wanna take a minute to reconsider that?
好吧好吧 我需要你帮忙 OK, OK. I needed a favor
才让你感觉欠我的 and I wanted you to owe me.
什么忙 What favor?
-你确定现在就要我说吗 -是的 - You sure you wanna get into this now? - Yeah.
好吧 记得我儿子吗 扎克 OK. You remember my son, Zach?
一点点 怎么 Vaguely. Why?
我俩不仅是共有一间牢房这么简单 It turns out you and I share more than a cellblock.
你好 布里 我能进来吗 Hello, Bree. May I come in?
花园里怎么能少了害虫呢 What's a garden without a snake?
我知道你不喜欢我 I realize I'm not your favorite person,
但我想你有权知道为什么阿尔玛搬来这儿 but I thought you should know why Alma's moved here.
她想和奥森重修旧好 She wants Orson back.
感谢提醒 您走好 Thanks for the heads-up. Now off you go.
奥森和我也许总是吵架 Orson and I may have our spats,
但我依旧关心他的精神世界 but I'm still deeply concerned about the state of his soul.
-通奸有罪 -我不担心奥森的精神世界 - Adultery is a sin. - I wouldn't worry about Orson's soul.
他不会和阿尔玛上床的 He won't be sleeping with Alma.
我说的通奸 When I said adultery,
不是指奥森和阿尔玛 I wasn't referring to Orson and Alma.
我是指奥森和你 I meant Orson and you.
-你说什么 -我们教堂不认可离婚 - Excuse me? - Our church doesn't accept divorce.
在上帝眼中 你才是第三者 In the eyes of God, you're the other woman.
我知道你不这么想 I'm sure you don't see it that way,
但阿尔玛和我不然 but Alma and I do.
而奥森 也会这么想的 And Orson's beginning to.
-你的鞋子是绒面的吗 -是啊 怎么 - Are those shoes suede? - Yes. Why?
不怎么 No reason.
为什么大家都不告诉我 我有个儿子 Why the hell didn't anybody tell me I had a son?
你刚从昏迷醒来 You'd just come out of a coma.
大家想让你缓缓神 It probably figured you had enough on your plate.
那你现在为什么又告诉我 Why are you telling me now?
扎克和我已经几个月没说话了 Zach and I haven't spoken in months.
每次我想联系他 他都不回电 Every time I try to contact him, he won't return the calls.
那你指望我做什么 I don't know what you expect me to do.
我几乎不记得他了 I barely remember the kid.
是 但他记得你 Yes, but he remembers you.
我想 你要是去找他 他会和你聊聊 And I think if you reach out to him, he'll talk to you.
我的世界只剩下扎克了 Zach is all I have left in the world.
虽说发生这么多事 Through everything that's happened,
但我依然爱他 I've never stopped loving him.
恳请你让他来看看我吧 Can you please get him to come down here and see me?
这个人情不小啊 That's one hell of a favor.
伙计 勇气可嘉啊 Man, you have some nerve.
我知道 这也是为什么我沦落这般 I know. It's kinda what got me in here.
-加布的生日到了吗 -没啊 - Is it Gaby's birthday? - No.
-估计是扎克·杨送的 -什么 - They're probably from Zach Young. - What?
你还没听说呢 You haven't heard?
他在求加布赏脸和他约会呢 He has been begging Gaby to go on a date with him.
他一直想用各种礼物打动她 He's been sending her all sorts of stuff to bribe her,
甚至是钻石手链 even a diamond bracelet.
扎克·杨 当年的那个扎克·杨吗 Zach Young? Our Zach Young?
他怎么买得起钻石 How does he afford diamonds?
他外公留给他一大笔遗产 His grandfather left him all that money.
我以为他只是代管 而不能拿来花 Yeah, I thought it was in a trust, and he couldn't touch it.
直到他18岁 一个月前的事了 Until he turned 18, which was a month ago.
看来扎克·杨富得流油 So Zach Young is loaded, huh?
不 绝对不行 No. Absolutely not.
拜托 麦克需要一个好律师 Oh, come on. Mike needs a great lawyer.
-扎克正出得起这钱 -我不管 - Zach can afford a great lawyer. - I don't care.
-我才不和他约会呢 -就一小次 - I'm not going out with Zach Young. - It's one little date.
你都不让你女儿和他约会 You wouldn't let your own daughter go out with him.
-你说他是神经病 -可他变成熟了 - You said he was a psycho. - He's matured.
身价10亿美元 To the tune of a billion dollars.
拜托 为麦克帮个忙吧 Please do this, for Mike.
苏珊 你知道因为迷恋麦克 Susan, do you know what your obsession with Mike
让你付出了多少吗 has cost you?
首先你得罪了布里 然后是伊恩 First you piss off Bree, and then Ian,
而现在你为我和十几岁的孩子拉皮条 and now you're pimping me out to a teenager!
好吧 挂上"拉皮条"的名号 我活该 OK, I deserve the pimping remark.
但咱们不要装作对十几岁的孩子没兴趣 But let's not pretend that, you know, we're above teenagers.
加布 你是我唯一的希望 Gaby, you're all I've got.
-好吧 我答应 -谢谢 - Oh! Fine. I'll do it. - Thank you.
你太伟大了 This is a noble thing you're doing.
你怎么知道扎克同意帮麦克 How can you be so sure Zach's gonna go along with this?
因为这孩子很乖 他会愿意的 Oh, 'cause he's a great kid. And he's gonna wanna help Mike.
你约他出去时 And you're not gonna be wearing a bra
就别穿内衣了 when you ask him out.
大伙先休息五分钟 好吗 Can you guys just take five, please?
加布里尔 你怎么来了 Gabrielle, what are you doing here?
你居然在自己家弄了个录音棚 Wow. You have your own recording studio in your house?
我需要地方和我的乐队玩音乐 I needed a place to lay some tracks with my band.
看到他了吗 You see that guy?
他曾与杜比兄弟乐团巡回演出过 He used to tour with the Doobie Brothers.
夸张吧 How wild is that?
没我接下来要说的夸张 Not as wild as what I'm about to say.
你可以和我共进晚餐 You can take me to dinner.
真的 太好了 Seriously? Awesome.
是 但要约法三章 Yeah. Here's how it's gonna work.
我们独自前往餐厅 We drive to the restaurant separately,
不吃甜点 we will not have dessert,
不准在任何情况下碰我 明白吗 and under no circumstances will you touch me. Capisce?
-好 -很好 - OK. - Great.
为迎接魔幻之夜的到来 In order for this magical night to occur,
你得帮助麦克·德尔菲诺 you need to help Mike Delfino.
麦克 他怎么了 Mike? What happened?
他被抓了 被控谋杀 He's in jail, for murder.
但苏珊发誓他是清白的 But Susan swears he's innocent.
她想给他请个好律师 She wants you to get him a good lawyer.
好 那就这么定了 All right. We have a deal?
不行 No.
-什么 -我很乐意帮助麦克 - No? - Oh, I would love to help Mike.
可是 如果要我出钱请律师 It's just that if I'm paying for a lawyer, you know,
那就不是一顿饭的事了 I would like to have more than just one meal with you.
-我想要一整天 -一整天 - I'd like to have a whole day. - A whole day?
没错 我也要约法三章 Yeah. Here's how it's gonna work.
三顿饭 带甜点 Uh, there's gonna be three meals, with dessert,
活动由我来定 还有... activities of my choosing, and, uh,
晚上要吻别 a good-night kiss.
-可以了吗 -还不行 - Now do we have a deal? - Not quite.
从午餐开始 吻别 就免了 The day starts with lunch, and that kiss, off the table.
麦克准予保释吗 Did they set bail for Mike?
这钱我也出得起 You know, 'cause I could throw that in, too.
-要一百万 -小菜一碟 - One million dollars. - It's no biggie.
给我的会计打个电话 麦克就自由了 One call to my accountant and Mike's a free man.
还是说 你想告诉苏珊 Or do you wanna tell Susan that
麦克得呆在牢里 Mike's gonna stay in jail
就因为你不愿意亲我一下 because you wouldn't kiss me?
行 你这个讨厌鬼 OK, deal, you little skunk.
给 过下回来看看 Here you go. You can come back for seconds.
我店最招牌的意大利香肠比萨 Our famous pepperoni pizza.
-又一份培根比萨出炉 -拿好 - Here's another bacon. - There You go.
不错 猜猜怎么着 Great. Guess what?
我数过了 我们的队伍目前是最长的 Our line is the biggest one at the fair. I counted.
你知道我在想什么吗 You know what I'm starting to think?
这家餐馆会红红火火的 This restaurant is gonna be a big, fat hit.
给 There you go.
我能跟你说件事吗 Can I talk to you about something?
我觉得你拒绝跟勒奈特去街头集市 I think you hurt Lynette's feelings
深深地伤害到了她 when you refused to go to the street fair with her.
她会觉得你不喜欢她 She's gonna think you don't like her.
你不希望这样吧 You don't want that, do you?
门铃响了 Doorbell.
有些小孩就该被扔到山上 任其自生自灭 Some of them should be left on a hillside to rot.
你好 我是埃德·费拉拉 Hi. I'm Ed Ferrara,
勒奈特的上司 Lynette's boss.
她在家吗 Is she around?
事实上 她去看医生了 Well, actually, she's at the, uh, doctor's.
那好吧 能帮我把这个给她吗 Oh. Yeah. Well, could you give her this?
-好的 -跟她说 让她好好休养 - Sure. - And tell her to get well.
在她身体没恢复前 And she doesn't need to come back to work
不用来上班的 till she's good and ready.
-我会帮你转达的 -好的 - I will make sure she gets this. - OK.
先生 请等一下 Excuse me, mister?
我想告诉你 I just wanted to tell you
我家保姆有时糊里糊涂的 our babysitter gets mixed up sometimes.
-勒奈特不是去看医生了 -不是吗 - Lynette's not at the doctor's. - She's not?
-不是 -那她在哪儿呢 - Nope. - Well, where is she?
借过一下 Excuse me.
试试这个 Try some of that. Hey.
帮我把盘子装满 好吗 Load me up again, would you?
我要从香肠男那里 I'm gonna poach some customers
挖点顾客过来 from that sausage-on-a-stick guy.
我就喜欢你发狠的样子 Oh! I love it when you're ruthless.
斯加沃披萨店 Scavo's Pizzeria!
尝尝熏鸡肉和番茄干 Try the smoked chicken and sun-dried tomato.
披萨皮做得太棒了 Oh! This crust is fantastic.
用玉米面做的 这是秘方所在 It's cornmeal. That's the secret.
那不是你唯一的秘密 是吧 勒奈特 It's not your only secret, is it, Lynette?
-你好 埃德 -你的手臂怎么样了 - Hi, Ed. - How's the arm?
康复得还行 Uh, on the mend.
我周一一大早就会出现在公司的 I'm gonna be there bright and early Monday morning.
不用麻烦了 你被解雇了 Don't bother. You're fired.
等等 埃德 埃德 拜托别走 Wait, Ed. Ed, please don't go.
没错 我说谎了 这样不对 Yes, I lied, and that was wrong,
但我丈夫需要我的帮助 but my husband needed my help.
我也需要你的帮助 I need your help.
当公司岌岌可危之时 You've been gone eight weeks, with pay,
你带薪停职了八周 while the company's been falling apart.
如今你这样对我 Now you pull this on me?
我真的做错了 但如果你让我回去 I guess I really really wrong, but if you take me back,
我发誓 我会全心全意为你工作的 I swear, I'll give you a hundred percent.
那么如果我们要加班 你也能做到 So if we have to work late, you're gonna do it.
如果我要你错过你孩子的棒球比赛 If I ask you to miss your kid's baseball game,
你会说 "没问题 埃德"吗 you're gonna say, "No problem, Ed?"
-没问题 埃德 -很好 那周一见 - You got it, Ed. - Good. I'll see you Monday.
喂 是我 我们需要谈谈 Hi, it's me. Listen, we have to talk.
伊恩 我也很抱歉 Ian, I'm sorry too.
我们不该这样吵下去了 We gotta stop fighting like this.
苏珊 简的医生刚打电话给我 Susan, Jane's doctor called me.
她的病情恶化了 She's taken a bad turn.
伊恩 Oh. Ian...
我赶下一班飞机回去 没几个小时了 I'm on the next flight, but it's not for a few hours.
简的父母在罗马 Jane's parents are in Rome.
你能为我去趟医院吗 Would you go to the hospital for me?
-去医院 -我知道这个要求有点过分 - The hospital? - I know it's a lot to ask.
但如果有什么事发生 But if something should happen,
我不想她独自一人 well, I don't want her to be alone.
我好饱 Oh, I'm stuffed.
没想到你竟说服我把焦糖炖蛋都吃了 I can't believe you talked me into that creme brulee.
别有罪恶感 Oh. Don't feel guilty.
我肯定我们在舞池里把它都消耗掉了 I'm sure we burned it off on the dance floor.
是啊 你跳得真不错 I know. You're such a good dancer.
你在哪学的萨萨 Where'd you learn how to salsa?
我上课学的 因为我知道那是你最爱的舞 I've been taking lessons. 'Cause I knew it was your favorite.
-我什么时候说的 -98年的《时尚》 - When did I say that? - Cosmo, '98.
刚才梅洛区的红酒 是《服饰与美容》的采访中提到的 I knew you liked that Merlot from Vogue interview
你还对我做了研究 真窝心 You researched me? That's sweet.
有点跟踪狂的感觉 In a stalkery kind of way.
再次感谢你给了我一个喜出望外的夜晚 Thanks again for a surprisingly enjoyable night.
-回见 -加布 - See you around. - Uh... Gabby.
对了 吻 Oh, right, the kiss.
抱歉 不是故意想赖账的 Sorry. Didn't mean to welsh on you.
好啦 撅起嘴巴 All right, pucker up.
你搞什么鬼 What the hell are you doing?
你说了我可以吻你的 You said I could kiss you.
没错 吻我的嘴唇 不是我的食道 Yes! My lips, not my esophagus.
我告诉你 For your information,
别人说我是接吻高手 I've been told I'm a very good kisser, all right?
谁说的 是这个女孩教你 By who? The same girl that taught you
拿舌头当雨刷使的吗 to use your tongue like a windshield wiper?
不 是经验丰富的女人们说的 No, by women with lots of experience.
她们每一个人都说我是接吻高手 Every single one said I was a great kisser.
你花了多少钱 她们才这么说的 How much did you pay them to say that?
不会吧 No!
你花钱找女人 You've paid women for...
这不关你事 不关你事 It's none of your business, all right? It's none of your business.
怎么不关我事 你刚席卷了我的扁桃体 Yes, it is. You just vacuumed my tonsils.
我有权知道这张嘴吻过些什么人 I deserve to know where that mouth has been.
很抱歉 我要走了 You know what? I'm sorry. I gotta go.
扎克 扎克 我不是生气 Zach. Zach, I'm not mad. OK?
我只是有点恶心 仅此而已 I'm just a little grossed out, that's all.
我说得很清楚了 别不知好歹 You heard me, all right? Read my lips.
请走吧 快走 Just go, all right? Go!
-你无权待在这里 -好吧 - You've got no right to be here. - All right.
什么 又来一个 What, another one?
你们找器官捐献的人真是贪得无厌 You organ-donor people are vultures.
不 我是伊恩的朋友 Um, no, actually, I'm a friend of Ian's.
他让我过来 陪着简 He asked me to come, for Jane.
你是那个女友 You're the girlfriend.
好的 进来吧 All right. That's OK, then. Come on in.
艾瑞卡 我来时你在跟那个男的争吵 So, Erica, you were fighting with that guy when I came in.
今天很多人来找器官捐献吗 Have you had a lot of organ-donor people around today?
那个不是的 Oh, that wasn't about that.
那是泰德 No, that was Ted.
怎么 伊恩从未跟你说过简和泰德的事 What, Ian never told you about Jane and Ted?
没有 他们怎么了 No. What about them?
没事 当我没提过 Nothing. Forget I mentioned it.
这与我无关 It is not my place.
-什么 -他们之间有私情 - What? - They had an affair.
简对伊恩不忠 什么时候的事 Jane cheated on Ian? When was this?
我不喜欢在好友临终前说她的闲话 I hate to dish my best friend on her deathbed.
但八卦是我们友情的奠基 But gossip was the foundation of our relationship, so...
事情发生在五年前 It was five years ago.
伊恩因为工作常年在外 Ian was traveling a lot on business,
简很孤独 泰德就趁虚而入 Jane was lonely, and along came Ted.
我只是很吃惊 I'm just stunned.
那我猜 他们度过了危机 So, I guess, they worked it out, right?
伊恩原谅了她 Well, Ian took her back.
但如果你问 他是否还信任她 But if you're asking, did he ever trust her again?
我觉得不是 I don't think so.
可怜的伊恩 Poor Ian.
你知道什么呀 You don't know the half of it.
被自己如此深爱的人背叛 I mean, to be betrayed by somebody you love that much,
永远都回不到从前了 you're just never the same.
你怎么来了 Hey. What are you doing here?
听说你在招聘经理 Um, word on the street is you're looking for a manager.
-是的 -这是我的工作申请 - Yeah. - Here's my application.
-埃德不是让你回去了吗 -是的 - I thought Ed took you back. - He did.
-我跟他说 我没兴趣干了 -什么 - I told him I wasn't interested. - What?
-你辞职了 -今天集市我过得很开心 - You're quitting? - I had so much fun at the fair today.
与你一起为属于我们自己的事业而奋斗 Working with you on something that was all ours.
我期望每天都是这样的 I want every day to be like that.
亲爱的 我也是 Honey, so do I.
你确定吗 事业对你来说一直很重要 Are you sure? Your career's always meant so much to you.
我中弹后躺在血泊里 我想的可不是 When I got shot, lying there bleeding, I wasn't thinking,
"天啊 我会想念广告事业的" "God, I'm really gonna miss advertising."
我想这会是降临在我们家 I think this could be the best thing
最棒的一件事了 that's ever happened to our family.
我们可以自由支配时间 We can make our own hours.
我们有更多的机会呆在一起 We'll be together more.
没错 我们日子会变得拮据 And, yes, the money's gonna be a little tight,
但我觉得这是个正待挖掘的金矿 but I think this place could be a gold mine.
既然如此 你被录用了 In that case, you're hired.
当然你要明白 你得跟老板上床 You do, of course, realize you have to sleep with the boss.
我可以的 I can do that.
很好 OK.
现在就惦着上位有点操之过急吧 Whoa. It's a little soon to be gunning for a promotion.
-你妈没在家吗 -我没看见她 - Your mother not home yet? - I haven't seen her.
喂 Hello?
又怎么了 What is it now?
阿尔玛怎么了 Alma did what?
不用 不用 我马上过去 No, no. I'll be right over.
等等 等等 阿尔玛怎么了 Wait, wait. What... What did Alma do?
谢天谢地我正好过来了 I just thank the Lord I got here when I did.
你怎么没叫救护车 Why didn't you call an ambulance?
我觉得从大局出发 还是保密为妙 I thought it best for all concerned to keep this quiet.
顺便说一句 她留了张字条 By the way, she left a note.
奥森
在我做了那些不堪之事后 仍然希望你能爱我 我错了 若我不能和你在一起 那我也不想活了 阿尔玛
她这么做就是为了让我不安 She only did this to upset me.
我对我的过去了如指掌 She knows my history.
她清楚如何一击即中要害 She knows exactly what buttons to push.
奥森 冷静点 来再喝一杯 Orson, calm down. Here.
我们的婚姻到头了 Our marriage is over.
我不会屈从于这种感情上的讹诈 I will not submit to emotional blackmail.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
我有点晕 I feel dizzy.
那也许 你该坐下 Then, perhaps, you should just sit.
天呐 My God.
你给我下毒 Did you poison me?
然后杀了我唯一的孩子吗 And kill my only child?
你看他就是这么跟我说话的 You see how he talks to me?
是我的错 我让他心烦意乱 It's my fault. I upset him.
对此我很抱歉 Sorry about all this.
但我需要得到你的关注 I just needed to get your attention.
为什么 你到底想要什么 Why? What do you want?
和每个母亲的心愿一样 亲爱的 What every mother wants, dear.
抱孙子 A grandchild.
那么我给你俩留点私人空间 Well, why don't I give you two some privacy?
谢谢你 妈妈 Thank you, Mother Hodge.
别挣扎了 You mustn't struggle.
我希望这个孩子从爱意中孕育而出 I want this baby to be born of love.
我已经注射了荷尔蒙 I've been injecting myself with hormones
这样能增加受孕机会 to improve our chances.
我们走着瞧 这将化解一切矛盾 You wait and see. This is gonna fix everything.
你真是疯了 You're crazy.
为你疯狂 先生 Crazy for you, mister.
不可能 你强迫不了我 I won't. You can't make me.
我能 Yes, I can.
那杯酒里有两种药物 That drink had two kinds of pills in it.
一种是让你睡觉的药 One to put you to sleep,
另一种药使你身上我需要的那部位保持活力 and one to keep the part of you I need nice and perky.
现在来点音乐如何 Now, how about a little music?
医生说她的血压在下降 The doctor said her blood pressure's dropping.
她随时可能离开 She could go any time.
我得给她父母打电话 I gotta go call her parents.
-喂 -是我 飞机刚刚起飞 - Hi. - It's me. We just took off.
我六个小时后到 I'll be there in about six hours.
亲爱的 我觉得她撑不了那么久了 Sweetie, I don't think she's gonna make it that long.
不会吧 Don't tell me that.
你已经竭尽所能了 You've done everything you could.
她知道你爱她 She knows that you love her.
只是我还有话想跟她说 Well, it's just, there's things I've got to say to her.
我一直对一件事耿耿于怀 I've carried so much anger about something
现在我已经释怀了 that doesn't mean anything.
我需要告诉她 I need her to know that.
我把电话放在简的耳边 I'm gonna put the phone up to Jane's ear,
你把想说的都告诉她 好吗 and you can tell her whatever you need to, OK?
好的 OK.
你好 简 亲爱的 我是伊恩 Hello, Jane, darling. It's Ian.
我从未想过 会以这种方式与你道别 I never imagined I'd have to say goodbye to you like this.
我有太多话想跟你说了 There's so much I want to say.
你弹得真好 You play that pretty well.
你来这儿干什么 What are you doing here?
我今晚过得很愉快 I had a good time tonight.
-但是我讨厌就那样结束了 -我也是 - But I hated the way it ended. - Yeah, me, too.
加布 关于那些女人 Gabby, about those women...
别提那些了 一个小色鬼得到几百万美金 Forget about it. Give a horny kid a couple of million bucks
再加上一本黄页 这理所当然就发生了 and the Yellow Pages, and stuff is gonna happen.
不光是她们 我把钱给所有的人 It's not just them. I'm paying everyone that I know.
我乐队里的家伙 他们不是我的朋友 Those guys in my band, they're not my friends.
我雇了他们陪我玩 I'm hiring them to hang out with me.
那别这么干了 别再收买别人 So stop doing it. Stop buying people.
是啊 这样我就彻底孤独一人了 Yeah, right. And then I'd have no one at all.
并非如此 That's not true.
你有我 You'd have me.
作为朋友 普通的朋友 不是女朋友 As a friend. A friend friend, not a girlfriend.
我说得再清楚不过了 I really cannot overstress that.
得了吧 Come on.
为什么你想跟我交朋友 Why would you wanna be my friend?
我们毫无共同点 We have zero in common.
我不知道 I don't know.
或许由于我觉得咱们都漫无目的地活着 Maybe it's because I think we're both adrift.
有个能明白我经历的朋友 It'd just be nice to have a pal
感觉很不错 who gets what I'm going through.
给我演奏一下你的作品如何 Why don't you play me something you wrote?
真的吗 我能边唱边弹吗 Yeah? Can I sing, too?
-当然 为何不呢 -好的 - Sure. Why not? - All right.
加布 亲爱的加布 Gabby, sweet Gabby...
等等 你哼哼就好了 Whoa. Why don't you just hum it, OK?
抱歉 我的读书俱乐部拖延了 Sorry, my book club ran late.
奥森没有给你做晚饭吗 Didn't Orson make you dinner?
没有 他去阿尔玛那里了 Oh, no. He's been over at Alma's.
已经呆几个小时了 He's been there for a few hours.
怎么回事 What the hell is this?
布里 我很抱歉被你如此发现了 Oh, Bree, I'm so sorry you had to find out this way.
去你的抱歉 奥森 起来 Not as sorry as you are gonna be. Orson, get up!
别管他 他现在想跟我在一起 Leave him alone. He wants to be with me now.
奥森 我把你捉奸在床 Orsen, I have caught you cheating.
出于礼貌好歹给我醒过来 At least have the courtesy to wake up.
看在上帝的份上 For God's sakes!
奥森 奥森 Orson. Orson.
-你对他做了什么 -什么都没做 - What have you done to him? - Nothing.
你懂男人的 完事儿之后就呼呼大睡了 You know men. The minute it's over, wham, off to dreamland.
他不是在睡觉 他昏迷了 He's not sleeping. He's out cold.
我就知道 这是安眠药 这些是 I knew it. These are sleeping pills, and these are...
我的天呐 Oh, my God.
你强奸了我的丈夫 You raped my husband.
我们做爱了 We made love.
等孩子出生 他就回到我身边了 And when our baby's born, he's gonna come back to me.
-孩子 -这是真的 - Baby? - It's true.
-我期待着那一刻 -你期待这一刻吗 - I could be expecting right now. - Were you expecting this?
安德鲁 我需要你现在马上过来 Andrew, I need you to come over here right away, and, um...
带上手推车 ...bring the wheelbarrow.
你还 还记得我吗 Do... Do you remember me?
不 不 其实没有 No. No, not really.
但是我知道你是谁 But I know who you are.
好的 很好 OK, good.
你所做的 我 非常感谢 What you did, I'm, um...really grateful.
没关系 It's cool.
你若是还有别的需求 告诉我就行了 So if you need anything else, I guess, just let me know.
我确实还需要别的 但不是为了我 Well, I do need something. But it's not for me.
你过得怎么样 你看起来很好 非常成熟 So how are you doing? You look terrific. Really mature.
你妈妈会为你骄傲的 Your mother would be proud.
谢谢 Thanks.
我一直 非常想你 I've, uh, really missed you a lot.
对于一切 我非常抱歉 And I'm sorry for... for everything.
我希望你能原谅我 希望咱们能成为朋友 I hope you can forgive me. I want us to be friends.
这是你要见我的唯一原因 对吗 And that's the only reason you wanted to see me, right?
仅仅是想和我成为朋友吗 So we could be friends?
-是的 -好的 - Yes. - OK.
很好 非常好 That's great. That's fine.
-其实还有另一件事 -什么 - Well, there is one other thing. - Oh, yeah?
费莉西娅·蒂尔曼假装自己死了 她仍然活着 It's just, Felicia Tillman faked her death. She's still out there.
你和我 我们都知道 You and I, we both know that.
如果你能给我或借我一些钱 If you gave or lent me some money,
我就能雇人把她纠出来 I could hire someone to track her down.
这样我就能出狱了 Then I could get out of here,
然后我们就能在一起叙叙旧了 and you and I could pick up where we left off.
好的 OK.
你问我过得怎么样 我确实过得很好 You asked me how I was doing. I'm actually doing great.
我有个全世界 I've got the hottest,
最性感最棒的女友 most amazing girlfriend in the entire world,
我还要娶她 and I am gonna marry that woman.
我会给她买所有她想要的东西 I'm gonna buy her everything she wants.
所以当别人管我要钱的时候 So I have got to learn to say no
我要学会说不 when people ask me for money.
因为我还有个未婚妻得考虑呢 Because I've got a future wife to think about.
她品味很高 She's got really expensive taste.
我的意思是 我确实原谅你了 保罗 I mean, I do forgive you, though... Paul.
苏珊 Hey, Susan.
-你回来了 -是的 扎克·杨付了假释金 - Hey. You're back. - Yeah, Zach Young posted my bail.
但是我猜这和你有点儿关系 But I'm guessing you had something to do with it.
可能有点儿吧 Maybe a little.
你为我所做的一切 我有什么方式 Is there any way that I can thank you
能报答你吗 for everything you've done?
-确实有 -好 好 告诉我 - Actually, yeah, there is. - Good, good. Just tell me.
我以后不能见你了 I can't see you any more.
我想让你明白 I want you to understand,
这跟你没关系 只是 it doesn't have anything to do with you. It's just...
没事 我想我懂了 It's OK. I think I get it.
那我该走了 Well, I, uh... I should probably go.
再见 祝你一切顺利 Bye. Good luck with everything.
祝你和伊恩好运 Good luck to you and Ian.
是的 世事瞬息万变 Yes, it can happen so quickly.
众所周知 生活可以在瞬间改变 Life as we know it can change in the blink of an eye.
谢谢你的晚餐 你的新朋友
意想不到的友谊可以开花结果 Unlikely friendships can blossom.
美好的前途可以抛诸一边 Important careers can be tossed aside.
已然破灭的希望可以重燃 A long lost hope can be rekindled.
但无论生活发生任何变故 我们都该心存感激 Still, we'd be grateful for whatever changes life throws at us.
简·海恩斯沃斯
因为生命无法回旋的那一天 Because all too soon, the day will come...
总是突然而至 ... when there are no changes left.