《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
这是我的电子监控器 My electronic monitoring device.
我被软禁在家 这是保释条件 I'm on house arrest. It's a condition of my bail.
调查开始了 Investigations began.
我要你帮忙查查另一个人的背景 I need you to check into someone else's background.
就是我认识的这个水管工 There's this plumber I know.
底线突破了 Boundaries were pushed.
这次经历你会永生难忘 You won't regret taking this journey.
-而消息... -彼德森让我去他办公室 - And the news... - Peterson called me into his office.
-一路... -他叫停了达根的晋升 - ...went from bad... - He's holding the promotion for Duggan.
-恶化 -我怀孕了 孩子可能是你的 - ...to worse. - I'm pregnant and it might be yours.
伊迪·布利特每天最爱的时刻 Edie Brit's favorite moment of every day
就是她亲自光临新房工地的时候 was her arrival at the construction site of her new home,
因为她知道会发生什么 because she knew what was about to happen.
她的飘然而至 Her sudden appearance
总会引发些许赞赏的目光 was always sure to generate a few appreciative glances,
些许挑逗的眼神 a few lascivious looks,
和些许明目张胆的乱送秋波 and some downright ogling.
可怜的伊迪 那个她最想得到的男人 Sadly for Edie, the one man she wanted most to notice her...
压根没留意到她 ...paid her no attention at all.
没错 伊迪需要关注来实现自我满足 Yes, Edie needed attention to feel good about herself.
所以她决定要主动出击 And she was determined to get it.
布利特小姐 你今天看起来真是太美了 Miss Britt, you look extra beautiful today.
赛勒斯 你嘴真甜 Cyrus, you're so sweet.
我在想 有没可能 So anyhow, I was wondering if maybe...
我能有幸 找个时间请你吃晚餐 I could uh... take you out to dinner some time.
亲爱的 你未免有点不自量力 Oh, honey, you are so far out of your league
咱俩可不是一个段位的 that you are playing a completely different sport.
伊迪 什么事 Hey, Edie. What's up?
-好行头 你忙吗 -不太忙 - Nice ensemble. You busy? - No, not really.
很好 我给工人买了些刚出炉的甜甜圈 Good. I bought fresh donuts for my construction workers
你也看到了 我买多了 and as you can see, I bought a few too many.
所以我想你可以和我... So I thought you and I could...
-苏珊 -伊迪 - Susan. - Hey there, Edie.
-你怎么在... -麦克跟我和好了 - What... what are you... - Mike and I got back together.
-真棒 -我就知道你会为我们高兴的 - Super. - I knew you'd be happy for us.
-什么事 -伊迪打算... - So what's going on? - Edie was about to...
免费甜甜圈 要不要 Free donuts. Want them or not?
你真好 谢啦 How sweet. Thanks.
去把它们装盘吧 Why don't you go put these on a plate?
给我留一个撒糖粉的 And save me one with sprinkles.
我真不敢相信你还粘着他 I cannot believe you are still coming onto him.
你说你们完了 你觉得他是个凶手 You said you were finished. You thought he was a murderer.
那就是暗示你来勾引他吗 And that was your cue to come and flirt?
你在浪费你的时间和甜甜圈 You wasted your time and your donuts.
别噎着 Not if you choke on them.
-谢谢 甜甜圈很不错 -不客气 - Thanks, Edie. The donuts look great. - Pleasure.
回见 See you.
我要回家 I'm gonna run home
拿点牛奶来配这些甜甜圈 and get some milk to go with those donuts.
你一直跑来跑去的多不好 Hey. It's a shame you've got to keep running back and forth.
我不能拿果汁配甜甜圈 I can't have donuts and juice, it's unnatural.
我是说 我们应该搬到一起住 No, I mean, we should move in together.
-你说呢 -我说 哇哦 - Come on. What do you say? - Oh! um... I say um... Ooh!
等等 伊迪 停下 Hold that thought. Edie! Edie! Stop!
-停下 -干什么 - Hang on. - What now?
我刚才无礼自大又幸灾乐祸 I was just rude back there, gloating and everything.
我道歉 I apologize.
谢谢 苏珊 你肚量真大 Thank you, Susan. That's very big of you.
再说个题外话 And on a completely unrelated topic,
麦克和我要搬到一起住了 回见 Mike and I are moving in together. Seeya!
没错 伊迪·布利特需要男人的关注 Yes, Edie Britt needed the attention of men
来实现自我满足 to feel good about herself.
赛勒斯 你午餐有安排吗 Hey, Cyrus. You have lunch plans?
没有 No.
然而即使是她自己 And even she was amazed at how far
也惊讶于对自己的接受能力 she was willing to go to get it.
半小时后 埃尔斯伯格酒店见 Ellsberg Hotel, half an hour.
好戏开始 Welcome to the majors.
《绝望的主妇》第一季 第二十二集 Desperate Housewives S01E22
埃德温·马林斯夫妇 Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Mullins
最终搬离了紫藤郡 were finally leaving Wisteria Lane.
去年 他们的街区接连上演了纵火事件 In the past year, their street had played host to arson,
暴力事件 勒索信甚至谋杀案 violence, blackmail, and murder.
惟恐染上道德沦丧的风气 Fearing they too would be infected by this moral decay,
马林斯家觉得是时候说再见了 the Mullins felt it was time to say goodbye.
说来奇怪 他们的邻居 Strangely enough, none of their neighbors
似乎没人发现他们搬走了 seemed to notice they were moving out.
我猜你可能渴了 Hey. I thought you might be thirsty.
不 我不渴 No, I'm good.
你的室友怎么样了 So how's your roommate doing?
他整天宅着 He's hanging in there.
我不得不告诉他一些消息 Yeah. Well, I had to tell him some news
那可能让他有点不安 that was a little bit upsetting for him.
-别开玩笑了 -什么 - No kidding. - Excuse me?
约翰不能好好抚养孩子吗 John's not good enough to raise a child?
-孩子可能是他的 -情况很复杂 - That kid could be his. - It's a complicated situation.
对我来说很简单 Seems pretty simple to me.
你就是个无情的婊子 You're an unfeeling bitch.
你为什么打那个园丁 Why did you hit the lawn boy?
要是你看到他把秋海棠整成什么样子 If you saw what he did to our begonias,
你也会打他的 you'd slap him too.
我也说不清楚 I can't tell from this.
你怎么来了 这是什么 What are you doing here? What's this?
你说达根要回来上班 You told me Duggan's coming back to work.
我就想着做点什么特别的 I thought I'd do something special for him.
所以你不是 This has nothing to do
在查我和安娜贝尔的岗吗 with you checking up on me and Annabel?
什么 What?
昨天你带来孩子们的照片 Yesterday you brought pictures of the kids.
前天你来给我送汤 The day before that you brought me soup.
勒奈特 亲爱的 别这样做了 Lynette, honey, it's got to stop.
汤姆 Tom.
我不介意你跟安娜贝尔一起工作 I don't care about you working with Annabel.
我说了 这是为了达根 他刚得心脏病 I told you that. This is for Duggan. He had a heart attack.
-我不关心什么安娜贝尔 -勒奈特 - I don't care about Annabel. - Hey, Lynette.
说曹操曹操到 Ah. Speak of the devil.
我说真的 And I mean that.
你是来定期监察的 对吧 Well, you're becoming a regular fixture around here, aren't you?
我想为达根做点什么 Oh, yeah. I wanted to do something nice for Duggan.
我觉得往他的血管里 I suppose filling his bloodstream
塞满乳脂还真是体贴周到 with butter fat might be considered nice.
其实这是果汁炼乳 要为你 Actually, it's fruit juice sweetened. Can I cut you...
切一块吗 a piece?
大家过来 Everyone, I need to see you right now.
听好了 我刚跟蒂姆·达根的妻子谈过 Ok, listen up. I just spoke with Tim Duggan's wife.
他似乎还无法回来工作 It looks like he's not going to be returning to work after all.
昨晚他的情况又恶化了 He had a relapse last night,
因此我们现在到了紧要关头 which puts us in a very tight spot.
不过我们还是得团结一心 but we're gonna work together as a team
竭尽全力来工作 and do what we need to do.
杰里 你接手霍利斯特 Jerry, take the Hollister account,
苏珊妮 你负责天之春项目 Suzanne, Paradise Springs,
安娜贝尔 负责旅行者连锁酒店 And, Annabel, take the lead on the Traveler's hotel chain.
三天之内去夏威夷 You leave for Hawaii in three days.
我一个人做不了旅行者 I can't do travelers by myself.
除非他们已经进入刊登程序了 Not if they're moving into print.
那你挑个人帮你 Well, choose someone to take with you.
好的 Oh. Ok. Um...
我选 汤姆 I choose... Tom.
我们来看看 Let's see.
无论桥牌还是麻将 你都不是我的对手 I've beaten you at bridge and mahjong and hearts.
这是你证明自己的最后机会了 This is your last chance to redeem yourself.
别逗我笑了 Stop it. You're gonna make me laugh.
好吧好吧 我会乖乖的 Ok. Ok, I'll be good.
-不中 不中 不中 -布里 - Miss it, miss it, miss it. - Bree.
拜托 我可以干扰你丢球的 Come on. I'm allowed to psych you out.
好吧 时间到 挥出最好水平 Ok. Time's up. Take your best shot.
我还没准备好 I'm not ready yet.
-快点 有人等着呢 -再等一分钟 - Hurry up. There are people waiting. - One more minute.
-快点啊 -别这样 - Come on, take your... - Don't do that!
乔治 George...
你是勃起了吗 Do you have an erection?
对不起 I'm sorry.
-你搞什么 -你吹我的耳朵 - What on earth? - You were blowing on my ear.
-我是在干扰你 -我知道 - I was teasing you. - Exactly.
你赶紧处理一下 这里还有孩子 You have got to get rid of it. There are children present.
-怎么处理 -我不知道 - How? - I don't know!
-想点不开心的事情 -比如呢 - Think of something unpleasant. - Like what?
饥荒疾病或流离失所的人们 Like famine or disease or hoboes.
随便什么 快啊 Whatever. Just hurry.
你不能因为这个生气 You can't be mad about it.
这是没法控制的 It's not something men can control.
我之所以继续和你做朋友 I kept this friendship going
是因为我以为雷克斯对你有偏见 because I thought Rex's dislike of you was paranoid.
原来你一直对我有感觉 But you had feelings for me all along.
天哪 这简直是背叛 God, this is just such a betrayal.
别这样 布里 Come on, Bree.
我唯一内疚的 就是不该默默爱你 The only thing I'm guilty of is loving you in silence.
你别再那样了 Well, you shouldn't be doing that.
提醒你一句 我是有夫之妇 In case you've forgotten, I'm married.
可你丈夫是个自私的两面派骗子 To a selfish 2-faced liar
他召妓 背叛了你 who betrayed you with a hooker.
我跟你推心置腹 I told you that in confidence.
你居然敢用这个来羞辱我 How dare you throw it back in my face?
我为你做了这么多 你却要跟我绝交 So you're ending our friendship, after everything I've done for you?
那是什么意思 What is that supposed to mean?
没什么 什么意思也没有 Nothing. It didn't mean anything.
乔治 我喜欢你 但仅仅是作为朋友 George. I do love you. As a friend.
我希望你对我也一样 I wish you could love me the same way back,
不过既然你做不到 but since you can't...
再见 Goodbye.
那天晚些时候 Later that day,
伊迪·布利特目睹了一件令人不快的事 Edie Britt witnessed something disturbing.
她下定决心要阻止它 Something she was determined to put a stop to.
-苏珊来了吗 -她说她可能会迟到 - Is Susan coming? - She said she might be late.
他们在把麦克的东西往她家里搬 They've started moving Mike's things to her house.
已经搬去了吗 那很好 Already? Wow. Good for her.
是啊 看到苏珊又喜笑颜开挺好的 Yeah. It's nice to see Susan so happy again.
是啊 我也为苏珊高兴 Yeah, I'm happy for Susan.
但你们不觉得他俩进展有点太快了吗 But don't you think she and Mike are moving a little fast?
两天前她还说他是个杀人犯 I mean, two days ago she thought he was a murderer
现在却要跟他搬到一起住了 and now she's moving in with him?
她查清楚了那是正当防卫 But she found out it was in self-defense.
-他们都说清楚了 -不错 - I think they've cleared everything up. - Good point.
-麦克是个正派人 -是 确实 - Mike's a decent guy. - Yeah, that's true.
不过 那枪伤... Of course, there was the gunshot wound...
对啊 他解释过那枪伤吗 That's right. Did he ever explain that?
没有 而且我了解枪 No. And I know guns,
那枪伤绝不是自己打的 and that wound was not self-inflicted.
还有胡博太太带血迹的首饰 And then what about Mrs. Huber's bloodstained jewelry?
是啊 那东西可不会自己走到麦克的车库 Yeah. That didn't walk into Mike's garage by itself.
也许这是个错误 Maybe this is a mistake.
要说我学到了什么 You know, if there's one thing I've learned,
那就是绝对不要相信男人 men can't be trusted.
慢着 你是说我们应该出面阻止吗 Hold it. Are you saying that we should put a stop to this?
让她听听我们的想法也无妨吧 I guess it wouldn't hurt to sit her down and share our concerns.
-没错 这样可以 -是啊 - Yeah, we could do that. - Yeah.
伊迪 你要不要参与 Edie, do you want to be a part of it?
通常我不想搅和进来 Normally I prefer not to get involved.
不过 But...
如果能帮到苏珊的话 If there's any way that I could help Susan...
-我们得谈谈 -好 - We need to talk. - Ok.
我在帮你收拾卧室时 When I was packing up your stuff in your bedroom
发现了一盒子弹 I found a box of bullets.
我真的为黛德丽感到难过 Look, I feel really bad about Deidre
我知道 你一定想查出是谁杀了她 and I know you must want to find out who killed her
但如果我们要搬到一起的话 but if we are going to move in together,
不能让这事总悬在我们之间 we can't have this stuff hanging over us.
你得摆脱它 所有的 You've got to get rid of it. All of it.
文件 地图 枪 特别是枪 The file, the map, the gun. Especially the gun.
让警察去调查吧 他们是专业人士 Leave this to the police. They're the professionals.
我能说什么呢 What can I say? Um...
这要求很合理 It seems like a reasonable request.
真的吗 那就好 Oh. Really? Well, that was easy.
午餐后我们再谈谈你的皮质豆袋椅 Maybe after lunch we could talk about your leather beanbag chair.
"我意识到我对你有多差" "I realize now that I've treated you badly."
"我才是需要帮助的人 你不是" "I'm the one who needs to get help, not you."
"所以我必须离开" "So I have to go away."
"这段时间 蒂尔曼太太会照顾你" "In the meantime, Mrs. Tillman will look out for you."
我很乐意照顾你 在这儿别客气 I don't consider it a burden. You know you're welcome here.
"我留了些东西给你" "I've left you some things."
"希望你能从中得到安慰" "I hope you can take comfort in them."
"这个新棒球手套是给你的" "I got you a new mitt."
"我不在的时候 练练曲线球吧" "Work on your curve ball while I'm gone."
"爱你的爸爸" "I love you. Dad."
我不懂 他为什么不来见我 I don't understand. Why wouldn't he come see me?
为什么就这么跑了 Why just run away?
你爸爸有很大的麻烦 Your father's been very troubled.
亲爱的 他一定是觉得这样对你最好 Dear, I'm sure he did what he felt was best for you.
他想要我从这垃圾中得到安慰 And he wants me to take comfort in this junk?
我讨厌棒球 他明知道的 I hate baseball. You'd think he'd know that.
扎克 Zach...
[扎克 我没有离开你 周四午夜棒球场见 爸爸]
-苏珊来了 -好 - Susan's coming. - Ok.
好了 各位 要干涉就得唱黑脸 Ok, guys. Interventions are never pretty.
得坚定立场 因为她很可能会哭 So stay strong 'cause she's probably gonna cry.
你好 Bonjour. Mwah, mwah.
没想到这堂烹饪课 Oh, hi. I didn't know that the cooking lesson
原来是集体活动啊 was gonna be a group activity.
也好 人越多越热闹 Well, the more the merrier, right?
只要没人取笑我的法式薄饼就好 As long as no one makes fun of my crepes.
怎么只有我一个穿围裙 How come I'm the only one wearing an apron?
看起来像是我们在以多欺少 It seems like we're ganging up on you
不过你们俩进展太快 but you were moving so fast
以至于我们觉得有必要稍微干涉一下 we thought a sort of intervention was necessary.
我知道这话不中听 大家也不想这样 I know it's tough to hear. None of us wanted to do this.
谢谢你们努力想帮我 真的很感谢 I appreciate what you guys are trying to do. I really do. Um...
我不打算改变主意 I'm not gonna change my mind.
我这一辈子 受了不少伤害 In my life, I've been hurt a lot.
卡尔 还有... Karl and uh...
这一切让我变得愤世嫉俗 Well, it's just taught me to be cynical
总是把人往最坏的一面想 and expect the absolute worst from people.
我再也不想这样了 I don't want to live like that any more,
当麦克要我和他一起住时 and when Mike asked me to move in with him,
我感到好开心 开心至极 I was just happy, you know, just ridiculously happy.
现在也是 我想跟着感觉走 I mean, I still am. And I want to go with that feeling.
我爱他 就是爱他 I love him and... I love him.
所以我会把麦克当成最好的人来爱 So I'm gonna expect the best from Mike
而且我知道他不会让我失望 and I know that he is gonna deliver that in return.
-好吗 -亲爱的 - Ok? - Honey.
这是我所参与过最失败的干涉 This is the worst intervention I have ever been to.
很有趣 我们好久没一起吃午餐了 This is fun. It's forever since we had lunch.
我也很高兴见到你 Well, as happy as I am to see you,
不过其实我是有企图的 I actually have an agenda.
上周我听说你们在招人 I ran into someone last week who said you guys are looking to hire.
-是真的吗 -是的 - Is that true? - Yeah.
这么说 你打算回来 Are you thinking of coming back? Because say the word...
不 不是我 其实是汤姆 No, not me. I was actually thinking more about Tom.
汤姆 Oh. Tom.
他已经蠢蠢欲动好一阵了 Yeah, he's been thinking about making a move for a while.
他似乎觉得在目前的公司没什么发展 He feels like he's done everything he can where he is now.
汤姆确实是不错 Well, Tom's certainly solid.
不仅仅是不错 他的创意简直无与伦比 He's more than solid. Tom's ideas are spectacular.
对工作充满激情 He's passionate about his work.
领悟力也超乎寻常 His visual instincts are off the chart.
他和你一样优秀吗 Is he as good as you?
他是苹果 我是桔子 He's apples, I'm oranges.
我们各有优势 We excel in different areas.
相信我 考虑下汤姆吧 Trust me, you should give Tom a look.
可我不需要苹果 I don't need apples.
我需要你这样的人 I need someone like you.
冷酷无情 干脆利落 Cutthroat. Ruthless.
娜塔 你把我说得像条鲨鱼 Oh. Geez, Nat. You make me sound like some kind of shark.
好吧 Oh. Ok.
你知道 事实上 You know, actually...
如果你找的是这种类型 If that's the kind of exec you're looking for...
你手头有这样的人 You got a shark for me?
没错 一条漂亮的鲨鱼 Yes. A very pretty shark.
我正在考虑 So here's what I'm thinking.
看能不能让利普斯顿诊所的莫里森医生 I'm gonna see if Dr. Morrison at the Lipstone clinic
也参与会诊 can come in and consult.
你想让其他人参加诊断 You want to bring someone else in?
目前的治疗对你没起到应有的效果 Your body isn't responding to the medication the way it should.
检查的结果不太好 所以我... The tests we've run have all come back negative so I...
我只是想保险起见 I just want to be on the safe side.
先失陪 我有别的急诊 Will you excuse me? I need to take this.
不知道为什么 I don't know why,
但我有种强烈的预感 but I have this overwhelming feeling
你会好起来的 一定 that you're gonna be just fine. I really do.
李·克雷格是我认识的最自负的医生 Lee Craig has the biggest ego of any doctor I know.
如果连他都需要和别人会诊 If he wants to consult with someone,
可见他真的没辙了 that means he's stumped.
-也意味着我完蛋了 -别那么说 - Which means I'm screwed. - Don't say that.
该死 布里 你到底明不明白 Damn it, Bree, do you understand what's going on here?
我可能要死了 I could die.
-我也可能啊 -什么 - So could I. - What?
可能明天我过马路时就被车撞了 I could walk across the street tomorrow and be hit by a car.
你到底想说什么 What in god's name is your point?
我想说 死亡可能会没预警地降临 All I'm saying is that we're both gonna die eventually.
所以在我们的有生之年 In the time that we have left,
两天也好 二十年也好 whether it's two days or two decades,
我们都应该彼此珍惜 I think we should be nice to each other.
说得对 You're right.
蒂尔曼小姐 Um... Miss Tillman.
好多天没看到保罗·杨了 Paul Young's been missing for a last couple of days.
你见过他吗 Have you seen him?
干吗问我 Why ask me?
我看到他放了个箱子在你门口 I saw him leave a box on your doorstep.
还见到扎克在你那 And I've seen Zach over here.
就算我知道杨先生在哪 凭什么告诉你 If I did know where Mr. Young was, why would I tell you?
警察和你一样 Look, the police think I killed your sister
都觉得是我杀了你妹妹 and I'm sure you do too.
但我发誓绝不是我干的 But I swear I had nothing to do with it.
那你觉得是保罗·杨杀的 And you think Paul Young did.
我没这么说 Well... No, that's not what I was saying.
承认吧 你就是这意思 You gotta admit, it's a neat theory.
进来坐坐吗 Care for a snack?
其实没那么复杂 So it's not such a stretch.
我怀疑保罗杀玛莎是为了报复 I wonder if Paul avenged his wife's death
她的敲诈逼死了他妻子 by killing Martha for blackmailing them.
恐怕没人认同我吧 But perhaps I'm alone in that.
-我认同 -谢谢 来点茶吗 - You're not. - Aren't you sweet? Tea?
谢谢 Thanks.
上面有没有写她为什么敲诈杨一家 Does this say anything about why she was blackmailing the Youngs?
没写得很明确 Not specifically.
但直觉告诉我这里牵扯了一起谋杀案 But I got the definite impression that it involved a murder,
现在你又跟我说你朋友被杀了 and now here you are saying your friend was murdered.
你为什么没把这些给警察 Any reason you haven't shown these to the police?
你支持死刑吗 Are you in favor of the death penalty?
支持 Um... Yeah.
我也是 犹他州就有 So am I. We had it in utah.
但这个州没有 Not in this state, though.
真可惜 是吧 A shame, don't you agree?
是啊 Yeah, I do.
你真招人喜欢 德尔非诺先生 I like you so much, Mr. Delfino.
你知道保罗·杨在哪吗 Do you know where Paul Young is?
恐怕不知道 I'm afraid not.
但我知道他周四晚上会去哪 But I know where he'll be on Thursday night.
这天下午 加布丽尔取信的时候 That afternoon, while retrieving her mail,
她终于发现了 Gabrielle was surprised to finally learn
自己怀孕的秘密 the truth behind her pregnancy.
完全出乎意料 Very surprised.
亲爱的 上网看看我们的婴儿床吧 Babe, you want to go online and check out strollers?
你这是干吗 What's going on?
跟你道别 我要离开你 I just want to say goodbye, because I'm leaving you.
什么 What?
这是健康险公司寄来的 See, our health insurance sent us a letter,
因为某人帮我订购了一年的避孕药 because someone ordered a year's worth of my birth control pills.
很显然 人家可报销不了那么大分量 Apparently our policy doesn't cover drugs bought by that kilo.
我告诉过你是妈妈干的 I told you it was mama.
药方上有日期 卡洛斯 The prescription was dated. Carlos
开药那阵胡安妮塔正昏迷着呢 And Juanita was in a coma when this claim was filed.
是你一手策划的 别赖你妈 You did this. Not your mother.
男人一点 承认吧 学学你妈妈 At least be man enough to own up to it. She would have been.
别走 Stop!
记着我怀孕了 野蛮人 Pregnant, caveman. Remember?
-你要去哪 -离开这 - Where are you going? - Away.
我明天就要去蹲监狱了 I'm going to jail. I'll be gone tomorrow.
我知道 所以我只带了一件行李 I know. That's why I only packed one bag.
那孩子怎么办 加布丽尔 What about the baby, Gabrielle? Huh?
我的孩子怎么办 What about my baby?
-你的孩子 -好吧 咱俩的孩子 - Oh, your baby? - Fine. Our baby.
我们都有孩子了 孩子不能没有爸妈 We're a family now. This baby needs its mother and its father.
卡洛斯 谁说你是孩子他爸了 Oh, Carlos. Who ever said you were the father?
你干什么 Hey. What the hell are you doing?
混蛋罪犯 Damn felon!
全体注意 疑犯D16-30 All units, code D 16-30.
从家里逃跑了 Suspect is in violation of house arrest.
在林荫大道向西移动 Heading west on Park boulevard.
14分队 已经在路上了 This is unit 14. We're on our way.
-看来联调局有个逃犯 -出发 - Looks like the FEDs have a runner. - Let's go.
约翰在吗 Is John here?
要是我说不在是不是还得吃你一巴掌 If I say no will you slap me again?
他去上班了 有什么事 He's working. Why?
我离开我丈夫了 I just left my husband.
来了 Hang on.
以为帮我剪剪草坪就能睡我老婆吗 Think just because you mow my lawn, you can bang my wife?
怎么回事 Hey. What's going on?
汤姆 今天真是太疯狂了 Tom, I have had the craziest day.
今天早上米切尔和科恩斯公司 This morning the guys from Mitchell and Kerns
打电话来说要聘我 call me and offer me a job.
-你要接受吗 -我告诉彼德森了 - Are you gonna take it? - I told Peterson about it.
他压过那公司的待遇 升我做副总了 He just upped their offer. He just made me vice president!
-哪的副总 -汤姆 整个公司的啊 - Of what? - Tom! The firm!
我接替了达根 是不是很疯狂 He gave me Duggan's old job! Isn't that wild?!
我得去告诉斯科蒂 一会见 I gotta go tell Scotty. I'll see you later.
汤姆 我正要找你呢 Tom, I was just coming to find you.
这算什么 丹 你什么意思 What the hell, Dan? I mean, what the hell?
你竟然升安娜贝尔而不是我 You promoted Annabel over me?
有家公司来挖墙角 我可不能失去她 She got another job offer. I couldn't afford to lose her. Not now.
好吧 那你要失去我了 我辞职 Well, guess what. You lose me. 'cause I quit.
-汤姆 别这么冲动 -不是 - Tom, don't overreact. - No.
你第一次把工作交给我的时候 The first time you passed me by
我认认真真完成了 I took it like a good soldier.
自从达根心脏病发作 But since Duggan had a heart attack,
我做了那么多努力 I have already been doing the job.
这么久了 你却突然把它给安娜贝尔了 I have been doing it and then you just hand it to Annabel?
好吧 我明白你的意思了 Ok. You made your point.
你虽然天天都做些蹩脚的决定 You know, You make crappy decisions on a daily baises,
丹 我不吐不快 Dan, I gotta tell you.
但这绝对是最失败的一个 But this one, this is the stupidest.
说话注意点 Hey, watch yourself.
从你进公司以来 业绩一直在下滑 You have been running this company into the ground since you got here.
说出来真痛快 Well, I see I'm getting out easy.
好吧 斯加沃 All right. Scavo
知道我为什么升安娜贝尔的职吗 You want to know why I gave that promotion to Annabel?
为什么她被肯定了而不是你 Why she got the nod instead of you?
是因为勒奈特 It was Lynette.
-什么 -她去求我妻子 - What? - She went to my wife and begged her
让她劝我不要升你的职 to get me to kill your promotion.
她说你要是出差太多的话 She said that if you start traveling more,
会破坏你的家庭的 it's gonna hurt your family.
她那样做了吗 She did that?
我现在真后悔帮你们 Now I feel like a chump for trying to help you guys out.
也算我最失败的决定 I guess it was another one of my crappy decisions.
今晚之前 收拾好你的东西 Have your desk cleaned out by tonight.
告诉我们你和这孩子有什么矛盾 You gonna tell us what you got against this kid?
我 他 还有我妻子 三角关系 It's between him and me. And my wife.
是这么回事吗 你睡了他老婆 Is that what this is about? You doing his wife?
没有 我是同性恋 No. I'm gay.
-你是同性恋 -什么 - You're gay? - What?
我是同性恋 I'm gay.
下次绝不会这样了 This is not happening again.
你还想有下次 What do you mean, again?
我需要律师 I want a lawyer.
装卸工到前面集合 All baggers to the front.
清洁四号走道 清洁四号走道 Got a cleanup on aisle four. Cleanup on aisle four.
乔治 George.
你怎么在这 Hi. What are you doing here?
买东西啊 I'm shopping. Obviously.
你怎么来这买东西 Why are you shopping here?
你家在镇的另一头啊 You live on the other side of town.
我朋友刚做完手术 我来给她买点东西 My friend had an operation. I'm buying her some things.
你人真好 Oh. That's very nice of you.
等下 布里 我有话对你说 Wait. Bree. I have to tell you something.
什么 Well?
你要告诉雷克斯 下次他再谈到 You need to tell Rex to be more discreet
你们夫妻生活的时候得谨慎点 when it comes to discussing your love life.
-什么 -我只能说这么多了 - I'm sorry? - I don't want to say anything more.
务必要告诉他 You just really need to tell him that.
慢着 你这话是什么意思 Wait a minute. What in the world are you talking about?
我去探望刚开完刀的朋友时 I was at the hospital visiting my friend who had had this operation.
碰巧听到两个医生 I overheard two doctors
在谈论雷克斯的特殊喜好 talking about Rex's fondness for s&m.
你听到了 You heard that?
他告诉他们他有一箱道具 Apparently he told them he has a box of toys
还让你做一些很不恰当的事情 and he gets you to do very inappropriate things.
我知道了 I see.
其实这不关我的事 This is clearly none of my business
而且我再也不会提起 and I would have never brought this up
但是听到两个男人那样取笑你 But to hear those two men laughing about you...
我只是觉得你应该知道 I just thought you should know.
谢谢你告诉我 Thank you for telling me
但是 我得走了 but I think I gotta go.
我又找到几个箱子 Hey, got some more boxes.
最近问你什么你都这么回答 That's your answer to everything these days.
晚餐你想吃什么 What do you want to do for dinner?
我吃不了了 刚接到个紧急电话 Oh, I can't. I just got an emergency phone call.
-总水管坏了 -好吧 - Busted water main. - Ok.
我替你热着 I'll keep it warm for you.
恐怕我不能回来吃晚饭了 I'm afraid I'm gonna be too late for dinner.
我又没说是晚餐 I wasn't talking about dinner.
-要帮忙吗 -不用了 - Need some help? - Uh... No.
我可以的 No, I got it. Um...
我可以 I got it.
你要是有急事 So if you have a plumbing emergency,
就先走吧 shouldn't you get going?
我只是备勤人员 Oh, I'm just part of the relief crew.
那我继续整理了 Oh. Well, I'll just get back to work.
妈 我们真的要跟踪他吗 Mom, stalking? Are we really doing this?
你才信誓旦旦说过你有多信任他 You just made a huge deal about how much you trust him.
那时我还没在他车里发现胡博太太的日记 That was before I found Mrs. Huber's journal in his truck.
里面都写什么了 So what's in it?
重点不是写了什么 It's not about what's in it,
是他什么都知道了 it's about the fact that he had it at all.
我觉得他肯定不是去修水管 I'd bet you anything he's not going on a plumbing job
我们要看看他到底去干嘛 and we're gonna find out.
妈 如果你不信任他 Mom... If you don't trust him,
为什么还要跟他住在一起 why are you moving in with him?
我没功夫跟你解释大人之间的事 I don't have time to explain adult relationships to you.
快趴下 Oh, duck down.
-你跟丢他了 -他在六辆车前面 - I think you lost him. - He's six cars up.
我们得离得远点 他才不会发现 We have to stay back or he'll see us.
很好 这样我们也看不到他 Ok, great, but we can't see him either.
妈妈 你可真不擅长这个 Mom, you're not great at this.
是吗 当初你爸骗我 Yeah? When your father was cheating on me
我就这样跟踪他来着 I used to follow him all the time.
显然我很擅长这个 I know my stuff.
看 他就在前面 There he is.
麦克在做什么 他搂着谁 What's Mike doing? Who's he pulling up to?
不知道 我过去看看 I don't know but I'm gonna find out.
你等在这 Wait here.
锁好车门 And lock the doors.
你到底在干嘛 我的天 What the hell are you up to? Oh, my god.
拜 Uh... Bye.
那是你老婆吗 Was that your wife?
如果是 我还能在这吗 If it was, would I be here with you?
-那不是麦克吧 -不是 - It wasn't Mike, was it? - No.
不是他 No, it wasn't.
他们以仇视性犯罪起诉你吗 They're charging you with a hate crime?
你还记得那个修电视的人被揍了吗 Do you remember when our cable guy was beaten up?
是我干的 That was me.
我以为你跟他有一腿呢 I thought you were cheating with him.
跟一个修电视的同性恋吗 With our gay cable guy?
谁知道他是同性恋 I didn't know he was gay.
我都不知道贾斯丁也是 I didn't know Justin was either.
现在警察觉得我虐待同性恋 Now the cops think I'm some kind of serial gay basher.
-你是有点 -都是你惹的祸 - Well, you sort of are. - Pou provoked me!
你为了报复我 让我觉得你有外遇 You were pretending to have an affair just to punish me.
没错啊 Well, obviously.
所以你得帮我撒个谎 So now I need you to lie again.
去告诉警察你有外遇 I need you to tell the cops you were having an affair
我想教训下那家伙 但是找错人了 and that I just beat up the wrong guy.
找错两次 Guys.
我不会为你撒谎的 卡洛斯 I am not lying for you, Carlos.
加布 如果我背上这个罪名 Gabby, if this charge sticks,
我就要坐八年牢 I get sent away for eight years.
你想用这个说动我吗 Am I supposed to be impressed?
就因为你对我的避孕药动手脚 Because of your stunt with my birth control pills,
往后的十八年我都不得消停 I've lost my freedom for the next 18 years.
加布 别这样 Gabby, please don't do this.
加布别走 Gabby, don't walk away!
加布 Gabby!
下次我再也不带着女儿 Ok, next time I won't bring my daughter
去跟踪我的男友了 to stalk my boyfriend.
这次的决策有误 It was a slight error in judgment.
亲爱的 别不理我啊 Honey, please don't give me the silent treatment.
我没有啊 I'm not.
你说你看过这日记了 Did you say you read this?
看了一点 怎么了 Part of it. Why?
胡博太太敲诈过扎克的母亲 Mrs. Huber was blackmailing Zach's mom.
扎克 Zach?
你在干嘛 What are you doing up?
我睡不着 所以起来坐一会 I couldn't sleep so I was just... sitting here.
想想事情 Thinking.
想什么 About what?
你真的想知道吗 Do you really want to know?
布里 我现在没心情猜 快告诉我 Bree, I'm not feeling too hot right now so just tell me.
怎么了 What's up?
我在想我一生中最大的错误 I was thinking that the biggest mistake of my entire life
就是答应嫁给你 was agreeing to marry you.
我想想 是不是我做错什么了 Let me guess. I've done something wrong.
要我忍受你种种不堪的事情还不够 Forcing me to share in your depraved pastime wasn't enough,
你还把我受的屈辱告诉你的同事 you had to share my humiliation with your co-workers?
-什么 -雷克斯 - What? - Rex.
大家都在谈论我们的性生活 Everybody is talking about our sex life.
谈论你衣柜里的储物箱 Every sordid little detail,
里面每一件龌龊恶心的东西 right down to that box of perversions in the closet.
我从来没跟任何人说过 I never said anything to anyone.
我向上帝发誓 I swear to god.
-你这个骗子 -谁告诉你的 - You're a liar. - Who told you this?
这不重要 Doesn't matter.
怎么不重要 我从来没说过 It does. I never said anything.
那人家怎么都知道了 肯定不是我说的 How do people know? I wouldn't say anything.
我干吗要跟别人说我们的房事 Why would I talk about what we do in bed?
我不知道 雷克斯 I don't know, Rex.
也许你就是想炫耀 Maybe you were bragging.
或者你潜意识里就是想让我难过 Or maybe you just subconsciously wanted to hurt me.
那么恭喜你 你做到了 Well, congratulations. You did it.
我的形象全毁了 I am officially destroyed.
-我真的什么都没说过 -我不相信你 - I didn't say anything. - I don't believe you.
雷克斯 怎么了 你怎么了 Rex? What? What is it?
我心脏病犯了 I think I'm having a heart attack.
不可能 No, you're not.
布里 快送我去医院 Bree, you're gonna have to take me to the hospital.
好的 你先下楼 Um... All right. You go downstairs
我 我马上就到 and um... I will be... I'll be right there.
爸爸 你在干吗 Daddy? What are you doing?
我在等你妈妈 I'm waiting for your mother
送我去急诊 to take me to the emergency room.
-怎么了 -我心脏病犯了 - What's wrong? - I'm having a heart attack.
上帝 她在哪呢 Oh, my god. Where is she?
我也不知道 That's a good question.
爸爸犯心脏病了 Daddy's having a heart attack.
我知道 我正要带他去医院呢 I know. I'm taking him to hospital.
什么时候去啊 Well, when?
我铺好床就去 When I finish making the bed.
什么 What?
床没铺好怎么出门 你又不是不知道 I never leave the house with an unmade bed. You know that.
但爸爸得马上去医院 But daddy needs to go to the hospital.
好了 可以走了 There. Now we can go.
天下无不散之筵席 Nothing is forever.
总会有对我们所熟悉的世界 And the time comes when we all must say goodbye
说再见的那天 to the world we knew.
对我们拥有的东西说再见 Goodbye to everything we had taken for granted.
对一直陪伴我们的人说再见 Goodbye to those we thought would never abandon us.
当这一刻来临时 And when these changes finally do occur,
身边的朋友相继离去 when the familiar has departed,
新面孔陆续出现 and the unfamiliar has taken its place,
我们能做的也只有 all any of us can really do
说一句你好 is to say hello...
道一声欢迎 and welcome.