《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
梅茜 Hi, Maisy.
你在跟我的丈夫暗渡陈仓吗 Are you having an affair with my husband?
情妇浮出水面 Mistresses were confronted.
回家真好 Very good to be back
那是什么 What's that?
我被软禁在家里 这是保释条件 I'm on house arrest. It's a condition of my bail
那你怎么去上班 How are you gonna work?
我不能上班 我什么都做不了 I can't. I can't do anything.
局势骤转 The tables were turned.
天哪 那是安吉拉 Good lord, that's Angela.
过去的秘密 And secrets from the past...
恐怕你弄错了 我妻子叫玛丽·艾莉丝 I'm afraid you're mistaken. My wife's name was Mary alice.
昭然于天下 ...caught up with everyone.
我真是个白痴 你这个骗子 I'm such an idiot! You're such a liar.
显然还是个凶手 Oh, and apparently, a killer
即便是在风气最好的社区 Throughout even the most respectable of neighborhoods,
你也能听到不和谐的声音 you can hear the sound of scandal.
有些丑闻是大声嚷嚷出来的 Some scandals announce themselves with a shout.
艾达 艾达·格林伯格 那不是你的报纸 Ida? Ida Greenberg, that is not your paper.
有些是悄声细语出来的 Some with a whisper.
加20块 我就帮你接上免费成人频道 Throw me a 20, and I'll hook you up with free porn.
有些是随枪声而来的 And some with a bang.
滚出我的草坪 Get the hell off my lawn!
[世上只有好妈妈]
然而 偶尔 And once in great while,
它们肮脏却又动听无比 there comes a scandal so deliciously sordid,
以至于盖过一切声响 its roar drowns out all other noise.
你丈夫知道 Does your husband have any idea
有多少男人付钱上这张床吗 how many men pay to sleep in this bed?
除非我很尽职 There's not a lot of sleeping going on.
不然也不会很多 Not if I'm doing my job right.
你想怎么开始 So, how do you wanna get started?
用这个 With these.
那可需要附加费用 Well! That's gonna cost you extra.
梅茜·吉本斯 你因卖淫被捕了 Maisy Gibbons, you're under arrest for solicitation.
-什么 -请把双手放在床上 - What? - Please place your hands on the bed.
不好意思 我要你马上离开 I'm sorry I'm -- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Now.
放开我 Hey! Get off me!
这是陷害 你们会铸成大错的 This is entrapment. You all are making a gigantic mistake.
是啊 伙计 你可以写进笔录里 Yeah, yeah. Hey, fellas, here's one for your memoirs.
不 别碰我 把手拿开 No! No, don't you touch me! You... Get your hands off me!
放松点 吉本斯夫人 Take it easy, Mrs Gibbons.
没错 梅茜·吉本斯被捕的丑闻 Yes, the scandalous arrest of Maisy Gibbons
好似一声惊雷 很快就响彻世界了 would soon prove to be the shot heard round the world.
《绝望的主妇》第一季 第十六集 Desperate Housewives S01E16
你们居然敢把我弄进来 Don't you put me in here.
人们总说好事传千里 It is often said that good news travels fast.
不过每个主妇都清楚 But as every housewife knows,
坏事传万里 bad news moves quite a bit faster.
蒂什 你绝对不会相信这个 Tish? You are not going to believe this.
梅茜·吉本斯被捕了 Maisy Gibbons was arrested.
-你开玩笑吧 -听说梅茜的事了吗 - You cannot be serious! - Did you hear about Maisy?
梅茜·吉本斯被铐着手铐带走了 Maisy Gibbons running in handcuffs?
我居然没亲眼看到 I'd have killed to see that!
待在这 我马上回来 Stay put. I'll be right back.
女士们 冷静点 这只是个预警 Ladies, please calm down. This is just a precaution.
请看一下传单 If you'll just take a flyer.
发生了什么事 Hey, guys. What's going on?
这里爆发了头虱 There's been an outbreak of head lice.
头虱 Head lice?
针对实际情况 These flyers detail all the important information,
传单里详细列出了注意事项 concerning the situation,
包括推荐的灭虱梳子 including the recommended delousing combs.
灭虱 听起来好恶心 Delousing. It sounds so disgusting.
知道谁是传染源吗 Anybody know where it started?
很抱歉 那是保密信息 I'm sorry. That's confidential information
巴克利学院遵循无归咎原则 Barcliff maintains a strict no-blame policy.
孩子们 这边 Guys, over here.
我认为父母们有权利知道 I think parents have a right to know
是谁把这东西传进了学校 who brought this into our school.
夫人 请冷静 我们认为 Please calm down, ma'am. Our position is that
在这个时候指责是无济于事的 there's nothing to be gained by pointing fingers.
找出那个引发头虱的孩子 To identify the child who initiated the outbreak
只会让他或她变成别人的笑柄 might result in him or her being subjected to ridicule.
我先失陪了 I, um... Excuse me.
-请看一下传单 -别抓了 - If you'll just take a flyer... - Stop scratching.
停下来 孩子们 我们回家吧 Stop it. Guys, let's go, ok?
别挠了 停下 停下 Stop scratching. Stop, stop...
-再见 -拜拜 - Hey. See you later. - Bye.
搞什么鬼 What the hell...?
-加布丽尔 -什么 - Gabrielle! - What?
加布丽尔 我们有麻烦了 Gabrielle. We got a problem here.
我听不清 I can't hear you.
我说我们有麻烦了 水泛出来啦 I said, I think we got a problem. The water's backing up here.
什么 What?
这是污水吗 Is that sewage?
好吧 的确是污水 Yeah, that's sewage.
麦克 别卖关子了 So, uh, Mike, the suspense is killing us.
赶快告诉我们坏消息是什么吧 Why don't you just tell us the bad news?
你们的水管全腐烂了 Well, your outtake pipe's completely corroded.
所以导致污水泛上来 That's why it collapsed.
得把它们都拆掉然后重装管道系统 I'm going to have to tear it out and repipe the whole system.
那要花多少钱 And how much is this gonna cost?
我只收你们成本价 I'll do the job for you at cost,
可你们还是要准备至少6到7千块 but you're still looking at 6, 7 grand, minimum.
好的 我们商量下再告诉你 Ok, we'll let you know.
如果是钱的问题 Look, um... If money's an issue...
不不 不是 跟钱无关 Oh, no. No, no, no. It's not the money.
是因为 卡洛斯和我要排一下 It's just, uh, Carlos and I are trying to prioritize
修整这所房子的顺序 some little things we need to do around the house.
没问题 但你们不觉得 All right and, uh, you don't consider
污水逆流问题应该列在首位吗 sewage backing up in the house a priority?
我们肯定会优先考虑它的 It's definitely on the short list.
你打电话给我的时候我有点吃惊 I'm kind of surprised you called me
-为什么 -自从我被放出来后 - Why? - Well, um, ever since my arrest,
大家似乎都不愿跟我扯上关系 nobody around here seems to want to have much to do with me.
被证实有罪前都是无辜的 朋友 Innocent until proven guilty, my man.
我希望他比你无辜点 Hope he's more innocent than you are.
我是勒奈特 Hey, it's Lynette.
我知道你还在为麦克的事难过 I know you're down about this Mike thing,
但你一定要来玩扑克 不会让你失望的 but you gotta come to poker. It'll be worth it.
我有梅茜·吉本斯的八卦 I got dirt on Maisy Gibbons.
苏珊 是我 Hey, Susan, it's me.
我真的很希望你能给我回电 Look, I really wish you'd return my calls
我们得谈谈 我知道我搞砸了... We need to talk. I know I messed things...
你还好吗 You ok?
如果你需要的话我可以在家陪你 You know I can stay home if you want.
不 不用了 我知道你有多期盼 No, no, no. Now, I know how much
这个周末能和你父亲共渡 you were looking forward to this weekend with your dad.
我没事 I'm fine.
-你看起来可不好 -就是有点难过 - You don't look fine. - Well, a little sad.
麦克和我才刚刚有点感觉 Mike and I were just a fling.
就是有那么一点 都算不上真正的感觉 Not even a full fling. Sort of a borderline fling.
妈妈 谁都能看出来你有多爱他 Mom, anyone can see how much you loved him.
我也曾爱过垃圾食品 Well, I also loved junk food,
可我戒了 然后活下来了 and I gave that up, and I survived
你爸爸来了 去吧 玩得开心 There's your father. Go have fun.
最后一次 确定不用我陪你 Last chance. You sure?
我确定 走吧 I'm sure. Now, go.
你还会遇上其他人的 妈妈 You'll find someone else, mom.
很棒的人 Someone great.
我知道 I know it.
怎么了 雷克斯 What's wrong, Rex?
跟华莱士医生打高尔夫不尽兴吗 Didn't you enjoy your golf game with Dr. Wallace?
我没打 可还是觉得浑身乏力 I didn't play. I'm still feeling sluggish.
真的吗 你告诉他这个情况了吗 Still? Did you talk to him about that?
当然 他也不知道为什么药没起作用 Of course. He doesn't know why the medication isn't working,
他想让我明天去做个检查 and he wants me to come in for a checkup tomorrow.
我看到蒂什在那转来转去 I can see that Tish is making the rounds.
她一定有什么精彩的趣闻 She must have some juicy anecdote.
那叫她过来 我今天就有乐子了 Yeah, get her over here. I could use a funny story today.
蒂什 蒂什 Tish! Tish!
看你的表情我就知道你一定有什么乐事 Oh, I can tell by that look on your face you've got something good.
说吧 独乐乐不如众乐乐 Now come on, don't be selfish.
好吧 不过先问一下 Well, first off,
你不是梅茜·吉本斯的朋友吧 you're not friends with Maisy Gibbons, are you?
-不是 -谢天谢地 因为这实在很劲爆 - No. - Thank god, because this is too good.
梅茜被抓起来了 Maisy was arrested.
哈罗德上班的时候 While Harold was at work,
她就家里卖春赚钱 she was having sex with men in her house for money
你能想象吗 Can you imagine?
不 难以想象 No. I can't.
不过最精彩的是 And that's not even the best part
听说她有个小黑本 word is she had a little black book
上面记着她所有客户的名字 with all her clients' names
你觉得那会泄露出来吗 So, uh... you think that'll get out?
当然啦 事情总是会这样的 Of course. These things always do.
南希 等等 我等不及要告诉你了 Nancy, wait up. I can't wait to tell you this.
雷克斯 听到你自己的乐子了 Well, you heard your funny story, Rex.
你怎么不笑呢 Why aren't you laughing?
我去接 I go get it.
你好 塔米 是的 Hello? Hi, Tammy. Yeah...
我们能看看虱子吗 Can we see one of the bugs?
行啊 这儿 看到没 Yeah, here. See?
就是这个白色的小东西 它看起来 It's this little white thing. Look...It looks like aw, jeez
就像粒芝麻 It looks like a sesame seed
-好酷 -可不是 你们头上还有一大堆 - That's cool. - Yeah, well, there's lots more where that came from.
不 我很遗憾 他一定很失望 No, I'm so sorry. Uh, He must be so disappointed
不过 等托弗痊愈之后 But, look, we'll get all the boys together
我们会再让男孩们聚聚的 once Topher's back on his feet.
-拜拜 -塔米怎么了 - Bye. - What'd Tammy want?
她取消了周日托弗的生日会 She's canceling Topher's birthday party on Sunday.
他出麻疹了 He's come down with the measles, so...
麻疹 Measles, huh?
是的 Yeah.
怎么了 What?
塔米·布伦南为托弗的生日会 Tammy Brennan spent a fortune
花了一大笔钱 on Topher's party.
如果因为麻疹要取消派对 She'd call in specialists from Switzerland
她甚至愿意从瑞士请专家过来 before she'd let it be canceled.
好吧 那塔米为什么要骗我们 Okay. Why would Tammy lie to us?
因为她在学校看到波特抓头挠痒 Because she saw Porter scratching his head at schools.
他们都看见了 所以一定传遍了 They all did, and now word's getting around.
为什么你看每件事都是阴谋论呢 Why is everything a conspiracy theory with you?
很多孩子都生头虱 这没啥大不了 Lots of kids get lice. They're not that big a deal
拜巴克利学院那些富婆们所赐 Well, it is for the rich b-i-t-c-hs at Barcliff academy.
只需一天 孩子们就被生日会拒之门外 It's been one day, and they've been disinvited to a birthday party.
如果谣言继续满天飞 If rumors start flying,
我们的儿子就得跟野营和泳池派对吻别了 these boys can kiss campouts and pool parties goodbye.
没错 现在不酷了吧 Yeah, not so cool now, huh?
都在这了 评估报告 It's all here. Appraisal,
所有权审查 还有地契文件 title search, and escrow documents.
抱歉我改了主意 Sorry about changing my mind
不过现在不适合卖房子 because it's just not a good time to sell the house.
扎克经受了太多事 想读完高中再搬家 Zach went through a lot, he wants to finish high school before moving.
没事 做生意嘛 Forget it, it's part of the business.
失败在我意料之中 I expect to get screwed over.
你房子的钥匙呢 Now, where is your house key?
肯定是放家里了 我晚上拿过来 Oh, I must have left it at home. I'll bring it by tonight.
家里没人 No one will be here.
扎克去参加学校旅行了 Zach's away on a school trip,
我要去芒特普莱森特[密歇根州]出差 and I'm going to Mount Pleasant on business today.
-明天拿来吧 -要不我留着 - Just, uh, drop it by tomorrow. - Or I could just keep it.
什么 What?
开玩笑的 我知道老婆去世你很难过 It's a joke Paul. I know your wife's dead and all,
可都已经过去六个月了 开心点 but it's been six months. Lighten up.
-你们好 -费莉西娅 - Hello! - Felicia.
好啊 费莉西娅 Oh. Hi, Felicia.
伊迪 我在妹妹的遗物里找到这个 Edie, I found this in my sister's things.
上面有你的名字 It has your name on it.
我的项链 Oh, my necklace!
三个月前我把这个借给了玛莎 Oh, you know, I lent this to Martha three months ago.
她说掉进下水道里了 And she said that it went down the drain.
真怀念我们偷彼此东西的日子 Oh, I miss how we used to steal things from one another.
费莉西娅 我听说杀害你妹妹的人 So, Felicia, I heard they have a suspect
警方已经有怀疑对象了 in your sister's murder.
-麦克·德尔菲诺 -不是他干的 - Mike Delfino? - Oh, he didn't kill her.
他们在他的车库里找到了玛莎的首饰 They found her jewelry in his garage.
可是上面没有他的指纹 But his fingerprints weren't on any of it.
他肯定戴手套了 That just means he wore gloves.
他谨慎到知道要戴手套 So, he's smart enough to use gloves,
却把带血的首饰随处乱扔 but he leaves her blood-spattered jewelry lying around
等着别人发现 for anyone to find?
换做是你杀了人 你会这样吗 Please. Is that what you'd do if you killed someone?
我不知道杀人犯是怎么想的 I don't know what goes through the mind of a murderer.
我只觉得如果我是你 绝不会相信他 I'm just saying I wouldn't trust him if I were you.
伊迪 项链真漂亮 Edie, that is lovely.
-是古董吗 -应该是吧 - Is it an antique? - Yeah. I think so.
有一家店你肯定会喜欢 I know a store you would love.
是专卖古董首饰的 It specializes in antique jewelry.
在盐湖城[犹他州北部] It's in Salt Lake City.
你去过盐湖城吗 Have you ever been to Salt Lake City?
没 我尽量离犹他州远点 No. I try to steer clear of Utah.
那地方对我来说太保守了 It's a little too conservative for me.
真可惜 你去过吗 保罗 Too bad. Have you ever been, Paul?
没有 No.
那很美 我做护士的时候在那住过 It's lovely. I used to live there when I was a nurse.
你有时间真应该去去 You should definitely go some time.
再见 Bye.
家里排水系统崩坏 With no indoor plumbing,
加布丽尔在个人卫生方面 Gabrielle was now forced to improvise
不得不凑合着点 when it came to her personal hygiene,
无论何时何地 抓住任何机会 wherever and whenever she had the opportunity.
-抱歉 -没关系 - Sorry. - That's ok.
我正要给你们讲梅茜·吉本斯的最新进展 I was just about to give a Maisy Gibbons update.
姐妹们 我们应该为自己 Guys, we should be ashamed of ourselves
揭别人的伤口感到羞愧 for reveling in that woman's misery.
假大空到此为止 伊迪继续讲吧 That being said, Edie, please continue.
据可靠消息 I hear from a very reliable source
梅茜和检控方达成了协议 that Maisy's gonna cut a deal with the prosecution.
显然她有些很高端的客户 Apparently, she has some high-profile Johns
而检察院还想把这案子更进一步 and the DA's looking for a second term.
我想不通 谁会去花钱和梅茜睡觉 I don't get it. I don't get who would pay Maisy for sex.
肯定是在家得不到满足的男人 Obviously someone who's not getting it at home.
结果就是 梅茜打算 So, the upshot is, Maisy is going
把她的小黑本交上去 to turn over her little black book
那上面记着她所有客户的名字 with all of her clients' names.
真的 Really?
想想一旦名单公之于众会怎样 Can you imagine the fallout when this goes public?
势必掀起血雨腥风啊 Ooh, blood on the walls.
-我全押了 -我跟 - I'm all in. - I'll call.
布里 Bree?
-刚刚怎么了 -赌注提高了 - Uh... What just happened? - The stakes were raised.
是啊 没错 Yes. Yes, they were.
我不跟 I fold.
你今天牌运不错 I can't believe how lucky you were today.
跟运气无关 Luck had nothing to do with it.
我牌很烂 但我一直在虚张声势 I had crappy cards, I was bluffing the entire time.
是吗 你真有一手 Really? Wow. You're good.
这是我第一任丈夫唯一可取之处 That's the only nice thing I can say about my first husband.
-他教会我虚张声势 -他也玩扑克 - He taught me how to bluff. - He played poker?
不是 他床上功夫很差 No. He was lousy in bed.
我经常得假装高潮 I had to fake a lot of orgasms.
-你不必接话 -谢谢 - You don't have to respond. - Thank you.
苏珊今天怎么没来 So, uh... Where was Susan today?
我不是很清楚 Uh... I'm not sure.
汤姆床上功夫一定很好 Wow. Tom must be great in bed.
显然 你完全不会虚张声势 Obviously, you have no idea how to bluff.
好吧 她最近诸事不顺 Ok, she's going through something
我觉得她想一个人静静 and I'm sure she'd prefer it to be private.
她在为麦克伤神 对吧 She's upset with Mike, isn't she?
你就说吧 我迟早会知道的 Well, come on. I'm gonna find out sooner or later.
分手后她情绪很低落 She's devastated about the break-up
好几天没出门了 and she hasn't left the house in days.
你刚刚怎么不告诉我 Well, why didn't you just tell me that?
因为这是她的私事 Because it's personal
这种事她只会对朋友讲 It's the kind of thing she would only tell her friends.
我是苏珊的朋友啊 I'm Susan's friend.
我并不讨厌她 Well, I don't hate her.
如果想要我给你爆更多的料 If you want me to share stuff with you
你得更加真心实意地支持苏珊 you're going to have to start being more supportive of Susan.
行啊 怎么支持 Ok. How?
朋友之间都会做什么呢 What do friends do?
打个电话 表示同情 They call. They're sympathetic.
询问对方正经受的困难 They ask about the pain the other person is going through
并且耐心倾听 and then they listen.
那如果你确实想支持别人 What if you want to be supportive,
可那些抱怨你实在无法忍受怎么办 but you just can't stand listening to people bitch?
虚张声势会是个妙招 Then it's good to know how to bluff.
-恭喜 -谢谢 谢谢 - Congratulations. - Thank you, thank you.
是啊 我很激动 I know, it's very exciting.
谢谢 Thank you.
我真觉得你应该得这个奖 You know, I really think you do deserve this award...
我又要上厕所了 God, I have to go to the bathroom again.
-去布里家 -我去过她家两次了 - Go to Bree's. - I've been to Bree's twice today.
-那就去苏珊家 -我不喜欢她家 - Then go to Susan's. - I hate Susan's.
她家里放着味道古怪的蜡烛 She has all these weird scented candles.
整栋房子都散发着一股杏子味 Her house reeks of apricot.
水管 Hose.
勒奈特家呢 How about Lynette's?
你没明白 No, you don't understand.
我不想再去任何人家里了 I don't want to go to anybody's house anymore.
我厌倦去别人家敲门 编借口 I'm tired of knocking on doorsand making up excuses
解释我们为什么还没修好下水道 as to why we haven't fixed our plumbing
你干吗朝我大吼大叫 Why are you yelling at me?
因为这全是你的错 Because it's your fault.
我的错 My fault?
是啊 如果你没有被指控 Yes. If you hadn't gotten yourself indicted,
我们现在肯定买得起水管 we would have pipes right now.
我被指控是因为想挣足够的钱让你开心 I got indicted trying to make enough money to keep you happy.
提醒你一下 你对物质要求很高 In case you hadn't noticed, you're a little materialistic
我对物质要求高 Oh, I'm materialistic?
詹森家换宝马新7系的时候 When the Johnsons bought their new 7-series,
是你马上跑过去 you were the one who went right in
用更值钱的东西换了那辆车 and traded in his car for something better
那车后来又是谁在开呢 Who ended up driving it?
我现在没时间跟你吵 You know what? I don't have time to fight right now.
我还要洗衣服 I have laundry to do.
艾比盖护士 Nurse Abigail?
斯加沃太太对吧 双胞胎的妈妈 Mrs. Scavo, right? The twins' mother?
我就是想来告诉你 Yeah. I just wanted to tell you
我儿子头上已经没有虱子了 that the boys are now lice-free.
那就好 Good to hear.
我还是不明白为什么会生头虱 I just can't figure out how it happened.
他们每天晚上都洗澡 相信我 They get a bath every night. Trust me.
这15分钟是一天中最难熬的 It's the ugliest 15 minutes of the day.
我信 I believe you.
我一直在想会不会是上周 I keep thinking that maybe it was the
带他们去宠物动物园时染上的 petting zoo that I took them to last week.
那只美洲驼确实很诡异 That llama was really iffy.
斯加沃太太 不是这样的 Mrs. Scavo, it doesn't work that way.
虱子只在人与人之间传染 Lice only spreads from human to human.
就是世界上最干净的孩子 Even the cleanest kid in the world can get it
也可能被其他孩子传染 if he gets too close to the wrong kid.
-是吗 -是的 - Really? - Yes.
-所以别太责怪自己了 -只能这样 - So don't be so hard on yourself. - I guess.
不过我还是有点愧疚 Still, I can't help but feel a little guilty.
毕竟是我的孩子引起了这次头虱大爆发 After all, my kids started an entire lice outbreak.
其实 不是你孩子引起的 Look, your, uh... your kids didn't start it.
不是他们 They didn't?
是啊 我知道传染源是另一个男孩 No. I know for a fact that patient zero was another little boy.
这已经是他第四次染上这个了 This is his fourth time with this particular problem.
我心头的大石总算落地了 That's a load off my mind.
谢谢你 Well, thank you.
-那是哪个孩子呢 -我不能告诉你 - So which kid is it? - I can't tell you.
你知道我们有无归咎条例 You know we have a no-blame policy.
我们得保护孩子 你懂的 We have to protect the children. You understand.
当然 Of course.
我不懂 你一定要告诉我那是谁 No, I don't. You're gonna have to give me a name.
-斯加沃太太 -是这样的 - Mrs. Scavo... - Here's the thing.
家长们向来护短 Acting like parents won't assign blame
所以总是推卸责任 is like pretending they don't keep score at pee wee league games.
这是人的天性 It's human nature.
如果你不交出一个罪魁祸首 If you don't give the mob someone to blame,
他们就会随便找个背黑锅的 they'll pick a scapegoat.
我不能让我的孩子来背这个黑锅 I can't let my boys be the scapegoat.
-请别让我为难 -我求你了 - Don't put me in this position. - I'm begging you.
他们已经被一个聚会除名了 They've been uninvited from a party.
一个非常盛大的生日聚会 A really big birthday party,
有蹦蹦屋 热狗摊 还有小丑 with a bouncy house, a hotdog stand and a clown.
我很希望能帮上忙 I wish I could help you.
拜托了 还会有魔术师 For god's sake, there's gonna be a magician!
塔米·布伦南下了血本 Tammy Brennan went all out.
塔米·布伦南 托弗的妈妈 Tammy Brennan? Topher's mother?
是的 Yes.
真有意思 请坐吧 Well, isn't that interesting? Have a seat.
与此同时 在美景镇当地监狱 Meanwhile, at the Fairview county prison,
梅茜·吉本斯欣喜地发现 Maisy Gibbons was delighted to find out
她有一位访客 she had a visitor.
但她很快想起 But she was soon reminded,
对于提着点心篮的访客 one should always beware of visitors
要格外警惕 bearing gift baskets.
不是开玩笑吧 You've gotta be kidding me.
你好 梅茜 Hello, Maisy.
瞧啊 Ta-da!
我爱死你这种小聪明了 Stuff like this is why I love you.
你来这有何贵干 So, what brings you here?
我想请你帮忙 I need a favor.
我猜到了 I thought as much.
我听说 有一本小黑册子 I heard that there's a little black book
上面记着你的客户名单 with the name of your clients in it.
没错 There is.
我想知道 I was wondering if, perhaps,
你能不能把雷克斯的名字从中去掉 you could remove Rex's name from that little book?
这可是个大忙 Wow. That's a big favor.
那些松饼最好美味至极 Those muffins'd better be really good.
我自己存了些钱 应急用的 I have some money that I've been putting aside for emergencies.
都可以给你 只要你... It can be all yours, if you just...
守口如瓶 Keep my mouth shut?
并且一直保密下去 Continue to be discreet.
天哪 我不确定 Gosh, I don't know.
我觉得这并不难办 I don't think it's asking that much.
你只需要划掉一个名字而已 All you need to do is remove one little name.
但如果我为你这么做了 But if I do it for you,
那我还得为其他妻子们这么做 then I have to do it for all the other wives.
那就不公平了 不是吗 That wouldn't be fair, now, would it?
梅茜 求你 我们过去一直是好朋友 Maisy, please. I mean, we used to be good friends.
一年前哈罗德失业的时候 你在哪 Where were you when Harold lost his job a year ago, huh?
你是否伸出过援手 Did you stop by to see if there was anything you could do?
当你知道我们付不起账单时 Did you bring a basket of baked goods
是否送过一篮点心 when you knew we couldn't even pay our bills?
如果是 那些象征友谊的举动 If you did, those displays of friendship
我怎么都不记得 seem to have slipped my mind.
梅茜 当你经济有困难的时候 Maisy, I didn't mention it when you were
我没那么做是因为... having financial troubles because...
我觉得那样做 会让你尴尬 I thought it would embarrass you.
我是会尴尬 Yes, I would've been embarrassed.
但那至少比充耳不闻要强得多 But it would have been a whole lot better than the silence.
我账户里有1万4美金 可以全给你 I have $14,000 in that account. It can all be yours.
我没兴趣 I'm not interested.
但有一点 值得肯定 But you do get credit for one thing.
你好歹来看我了 You came to visit me,
即使动机不纯 even if it was for an ulterior motive.
俱乐部里的其他女孩没一个来过 None of the other girls from the club bothered.
我已经被遗忘了 I've been abandoned.
估计是从我成为众人皆知的妓女起 Guess that's what happens when you become the town whore.
亲爱的 她们疏远你 Oh, sweetie, they didn't abandon you
不是因为你是妓女 because you're a whore.
她们疏远你 是因为 They abandoned you because you
你从一开始就不好相处 weren't all that nice to begin with.
-谁啊 -伊迪 - Who is it? - It's Edie.
伊迪 现在不行 我忙着呢 Edie, not now. I'm kind of busy.
还是进来吧 Or just come on in.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
我发现我的人生太过错综复杂 I decided that my life is way too complicated.
所以我要简化它 And so I'm simplifying.
我在清理杂物 I am getting rid of the clutter.
我当时在度假 那时戴挺合适的 I was on vacation. Made sense at the time.
我无意冒犯 你来有什么事吗 Ok, not to be rude, but is there a reason you're here?
关于你和麦克的事 我很遗憾 Look... I feel badly about what you're going through with Mike.
别担心 我不会跟他约会的 Don't worry, I'm not gonna date him.
这已经无所谓了 It doesn't matter anymore.
别误会 Well, don't get me wrong.
我还是非常渴望跟他发生关系的 I still have every intention of sleeping with him.
没有过不去的坎嘛 Some mountains are just meant to be climbed.
看来我得把门锁好了 I gotta learn to keep my doors locked.
你在这儿坐了多久了 How long have you been sitting here?
不知道 五分钟到三小时左右 I don't know. Five minutes, give or take three hours?
够了 起来 换衣服 That's it. Get up. Get dressed.
-为什么 -因为你要跟我走 - Why? - Because you're coming with me.
该出去潇洒一下了 It's time to get wasted.
快乐时光45分钟前就开始了 Happy hour started 45 minutes ago.
我为什么要跟你出去 Why would I go anywhere with you?
这是寻常女人们难过时会做的事 That's what normal women do when they get depressed.
穿上短裙 和姐妹一起去酒吧 They put on short skirts, they go to bars with their girlfriends,
喝得烂醉 再随便找个男人 maybe have one too many and then make out with a strange man
在阴暗的巷子里乱搞一通 in the back of a dark alley.
走吧 会很好玩的 Come on. It'll be fun.
我发誓 走吧 I swear. Come on.
-来吧 -你干嘛这么关心我 - Come on! - Why do you even care?
我从没说过我关心 I never said I cared.
只是... It's just...
我想 我知道心被践踏 Well, I guess I know what it's like
是什么感觉 to have your heart stomped on.
好吧 等我一会 Ok. All right. Gimme a minute.
我去换衣服 I'll go change my clothes.
别忘了打理一下乱糟糟的头发 And don't forget to do something with that skanky hair.
看起来有点儿吓人 You're a little scary looking.
他怎么样 Ah! What about him?
不是我的菜 Not my type.
找合适的确实难 The pickin's are slim,
可这儿没一个能吸引你吗 but isn't there someone here you're attracted to?
一个也不喜欢 瞧他们暗送秋波的样子 I hate 'em all. Look at 'em just leering at us.
那么狂妄 They're so cocky.
好像自己有多了不起 Like they know they have the upper hand.
胡说什么呢 了不起的是我们 What are you taliking about? We have the upper hand.
没有我们 他们一无所有 Without us, they have nothing.
也许15年前是吧 时过境迁 Maybe 15 years ago. Not anymore.
现在的我们 寂寞又绝望 Now we're just lonely and desperate.
他们清楚得很 所以就坐在那 And they know it. And they just sit there,
作好出击的准备 ready to pounce,
等着我们去捡任何 waiting for us to take any crumb
他们愿意施舍给我们的残羹 they're willing to throw our way.
我不要残羹 我要麦克 I don't want crumbs. I want Mike.
我得整晚陪着她 Hi. Um, I'm gonna be spending the whole night with her,
所以我需要很多这样的酒 so I'm gonna be needing a lot more of these.
抱歉 只是找个像麦克这样的人太难了 I'm sorry. It's just so hard to find a guy like Mike.
我心里清楚 他没有杀胡博太太 I know in my heart he didn't kill Mrs. Huber.
好吧 假设麦克是无辜的 Ok. Let's say Mike's a peach.
他没杀玛莎 那是谁干的 And he didn't kill Martha. Who did?
我不知道 I don't know.
但肯定是个坏人 Obviously, a bad guy.
非常可恶的家伙 就像... Somebody really awful. Somebody like...
就像保罗·杨那样的人 Somebody like Paul Young.
保罗 Paul?
-你说真的吗 -他一定有所隐瞒 - Are you serious? - I'm telling you, he's hiding something.
每次我们想问他玛丽·艾莉丝的事 He clams up every time we try to
他都避而不谈 ask him about Mary Alice.
后来我们发现了丹娜的事 And then when we found out about Dana...
丹娜是谁 Who's Dana?
保罗和玛丽·艾莉丝有一个夭折的婴儿 Paul and Mary Alice had a baby that died.
你开玩笑吧 You're kidding.
-扎克杀了她 -荒唐 谁告诉你的 - Zach killed her. - Wholy crap. Who told you that?
保罗 他说是一场意外 Paul. He said it was an accident.
在我看来 这就是玛丽·艾莉丝 But I'm telling you, I think that's why Mary Alice
被勒索的原因 was being blackmailed.
-玛丽·艾莉丝被人勒索了 -是啊 - Mary Alice was being blackmailed? - Yeah.
我们在她的遗物里发现了恐吓信 The girls and I found a threatening note in her stuff.
我们住的是什么鬼地方 What the hell kind of street do we live on?
我不知道 I don't know.
我突然想到 那天 Come to think of it, the other day,
保罗在跟费莉西娅聊天 Paul was talking to Felicia
他一直在试图 and he was working overtime
把麦克说得很可疑 trying to make Mike sound guilty.
瞧 把矛头转移到别人身上 See? Shifting blame onto someone else.
这是典型的犯罪行为 That's classic criminal behavior.
他肯定没安好心 Oh, I'm telling you, he's up to no good.
扎克和保罗不在镇上 Zach and Paul are out of town.
也许我们可以潜入他们家 一探虚实 Maybe we should sneak into their house and do some snooping.
我有钥匙 I have a key.
我的天 对啊 我们就这么干 Oh, my god. Yes, we should do that.
我开开玩笑的 Come on, I was just kidding.
不 伊迪 这是好机会 No, Eddie. This is our chance.
我们进去10分就够了 We should just go in for ten minutes.
苏珊 这可是擅闯民宅啊 Susan, that's breaking and entering.
玛莎·胡博是你最好的朋友 Martha Huber was your best friend.
如果我们能查出谁杀了她 If we could find out who really killed her,
难道不值得为此冒险吗 wouldn't that be worth the risk?
-祝您有个美好的夜晚 -谢谢 - Have a nice evening. - Thank you.
塞丽娜 你好吗 Serena, hi. How are you?
我今天跟华莱士博士谈过了 I talked to Dr. Wallace today.
他也不知道为什么药物不起作用 He still has no idea why the medication's not working.
他说要再做些检查 He told me he's thinking of running more tests.
我告诉他 我要再听听其他人的意见 I told him I'm thinking about getting a second opinion.
雷克斯 这可能听起来很蠢 Rex, this might sound silly,
但大家是不是都在盯着我们 but are people staring at us?
是啊 怎么回事 Yeah. What's going on?
可能是我瞎猜 Well, I could be wrong,
但我怀疑梅茜·吉本斯的客户名单 but I suspect that Maisy Gibbons' client list
已经传出去了 has been released.
你觉得他们在嘲笑我们吗 You think they're laughing at us?
不 我觉得他们在嘲笑你 No, I think they're laughing at you.
同时替我难过 I think they feel sorry for me,
-两者一样都是侮辱 -我们该怎么办 - which is just as mortifying. - What are we gonna do?
我们要装作什么都没发生 We're gonna act like nothing is happening.
等吃完饭 And then when we've finished eating,
我们挺胸抬头 we're going to walk out of here with all
从这里走出去 the dignity that we can muster.
拜托 我们现在就走吧 Please. Let's go now.
不 我拒绝给他们这种满足感 Oh, no, I refuse to give them this kind of satisfaction.
把菜单打开 Open your menu.
大家都在看着呢 布里 太丢人了 Everybody's staring. Bree, it's humiliating.
你在给梅茜开个人支票前 Well, you should've thought of that
早该想到会这样 before you left a personal check on Maisy's nightstand.
好吧 你想留下随你 我走了 All right. You stay here if you want to. I'm leaving.
雷克斯 只要你一走出餐厅 我就大喊 Rex! If you walk out of this restaurant, I will scream.
-布里 -我会大声说出你有多残忍 - Bree... - I will scream about your cruelty,
还有你的不忠 I will scream about your infidelity.
然后为了让你难堪到底 And then just to make sure it really hurts,
我会把你没品的性嗜好也大声说出来 I will scream about your distasteful sexual habits.
如果你想知道什么是真正的耻辱 You want to know what true humiliation is,
你就迈出一步试试 you just take one step.
你想吃什么 小牛排看上去不错 So, what are you having? The veal looks good.
我们到底要找什么 So what are we looking for exactly?
一个写着"我杀了玛莎·胡博"的绣花枕头吗 An embroidered pillow that says "I killed Martha Huber"?
我不知道 凡是可疑的物品都行 I don't know. Just something... suspicious.
闻着像是高档酒 Mmm. Smells expensive.
伊迪 你相信魔鬼吗 Do you believe in evil, Edie?
当然 我可是做房地产的 Of course I believe in evil. I work in real estate.
我没在说笑 I'm serious.
这间屋子好阴冷 令人有点不寒而栗 Something about this house that's just so cold and creepy.
玛丽·艾莉丝还在时 完全不是这样的 You couldn't tell when Mary Alice was alive.
她给这里带来了太多光明和温暖 She just brought so much warmth and light.
可现在 有些恐怖的东西 Now there's something...
我都能尝出来 你没感觉到吗 that I just taste it, can't you sense it?
我唯一感觉到的是 The only thing I can sense is that
你喝多了 you've had too much to drink.
在这个屋子里发生的事情 Something happened in this house,
太可怕了 简直难以想象 something so awful we can't even imagine it.
-真见鬼 -你还好吧 - Ow! Son of a bitch! - Are you ok?
[犹他记事 安吉拉的颁奖派对]
我撞到自己脚趾头了 I just stubbed my toe.
天哪 是安吉拉 Oh, my god! Angela.
玛丽·艾莉丝以前叫自己安吉拉 Angela, that's what Mary Alice used to call herself.
你在说什么啊 What are you talking about?
我们是在布里从她咨询师办公室 We heard it on this tape
偷拿的录音磁带中听到的 that Bree stole from her therapist's office.
说来话长 我慢点再告诉你 It's a long story. I'll tell you later.
我们赶快把它放出来看看 We gotta pop this in.
-是谁 -大概是保罗 - What was that? - I think it's Paul.
你说过他不会回来的 You said he was gonna be gone.
那就是我弄错了 Well, I guess I was wrong.
-快点 -我在拿录像带 - Hurry! - I gotta get the tape.
快躲起来 Hide!
保罗 Paul.
伊迪 老天 你吓到我了 Eddie! God, you scared me.
对不起 I'm sorry.
看来你刚从芒特普莱森特回来 I see that you, uh, made it back from Mount Pleasant.
对 你在这里做什么 Yes. What... what are you doing here?
我顺路经过 正好来还你钥匙 I came by to bring you your key.
正准备给你留张便条 I was just about to leave you a note.
你半夜11点半跑来 就为了还钥匙 You're returning my key at 11.30 at night?
到底怎么回事 What the hell is going on here?
你说得对 You're right.
我们都不是能游戏人生的年纪了 We're too old to be playing games.
你在说什么 What?
我准备写张便条 告诉你 My note was gonna tell you that I, um...
今天下午 我是认真的 I... I wasn't kidding this afternoon.
我真的希望能保留一把你家的钥匙 I really would like to keep a key to your place,
如果情绪来了 我就用它打开你家大门 to use if the mood strikes me.
你喝醉了 You've been drinking.
不 我喝酒只是为了壮胆 Just enough to get up the courage
跑来告诉你我对你的感觉 to tell you how I feel about you.
好吧 看来你对此感觉很不自在 Ok, well, obviously you're uncomfortable about this.
所以 要是我令你感到尴尬 So, I'm really sorry
我向你道歉 if I embarrassed you.
给 钥匙还你 Here... Here's your key.
回头见 I'll see you around.
伊迪 其实 我并没感到尴尬 Edie. Um, I'm not embarrassed.
要说真有什么 倒是受宠若惊 If anything, I'm flattered.
苏珊 和我说说话吧 Susan, Susan, talk to me.
麦克 现在很晚了 Mike, it's not a good time.
我有点醉 还受了点惊吓 I'm a little drunk and a little freaked out.
你还没回复我的留言 You haven't returned my messages.
我们分手了 我想我已经说得很清楚了 We've broken up. I thought I made that pretty clear.
别这样对我 No, come on.
没法挽回了吗 Can't we work this out?
你欺骗了我 You lied to me.
什么时候 我几时骗你了 When? When did I lie to you?
警方给我看了你的刑事档案 The police showed me your rap sheet.
你杀过人 You killed a man.
你相信我就是个冷血杀手吗 You can believe I'm a some cold-blooded killer?
不 我当然不信 No. Of course I don't believe that.
但我也不信卡尔会欺骗我 But I also didn't believe Karl was gotta cheat on me.
我还不信玛丽·艾莉丝会自杀 I didn't believe Mary Alice would kill herself.
我向来就不会盲从轻信 I mean, blind faith is not my friend.
我本来是想告诉你实情的 I was gonna tell you.
但没有找到合适的时机 But just there wasn't a right moment.
看吧 你又在说谎 See, now that's a lie, too.
明明合适的时机多得是 Because there were plenty of right moments.
苏珊. Susan.
每次出去吃披萨 你就可以说 Everytime when we went for pizza, you could've said,
"顺便提一下 我曾经杀过人" "By the way, I once killed a man".
或者 当你提议 Or when you said,
"我们去跑步吧"时 你也可以说 "Let's go jogging", you could've said,
"顺便提一下 我曾经杀过人" "By the way, I once killed a man".
当电影里的主角枪杀坏人时 Every time we went to the movies, and the hero shot the bad guy,
你也可以转身对我说 you could turn to me and say
"顺便提一下 我曾经杀过人" "By the way, I did that once".
可你只字不提 You didn't.
你想听听事情的真相吗 Do you want to hear what happened or not?
已经无所谓了 It doesn't matter.
我再也不会相信你说的话了 Because I will never believe anything you say ever again.
但至少 你能相信这个 Well, at the very least you can believe that.
有人 Occupied!
卡洛斯 我也要上厕所 Carlos, I have to go.
等一等 You'll have to wait.
我凭什么要等 这是我的流动厕所 Why should I have to wait? It's my port-a-potty.
什么叫你的流动厕所啊 What do you mean it's yours?
这可是我偷回来的呀 I'm the one who stole it.
亲爱的 抱歉 你得耐心等等 Babe, I'm sorry. You're just gonna have to wait.
非常感谢 布里 Thank you so much, Bree.
你们家的地砖使我下定决心 Seeing your tile has really helped me make my decision.
下次翻新房子时 我要改用大理石 Next time I remodel, I am using limestone.
加布丽尔 你没事吧 Gabrielle, is everything ok?
当然 为什么这么问 Sure. Why?
只是 你最近表现得颇为奇怪 Well, it's just that you've been acting kind of oddly late.
哪里奇怪了 In what way?
你编造各种理由 You keep coming up with excuses
挨家挨户借厕所 to use everyone's bathroom.
两天前考利先生还从你家后院看到 And then two days ago Mr. Cawley looked into your back yard,
你和卡洛斯在用按摩浴缸洗衣服 and saw you and Carlos doing your laundry in the Jacuzzi.
我来简单地解释一下 Well, uh... there's a simple explanation for that. I, um...
你和卡洛斯最近手头很紧吗 Are you and Carlos having some sort of money trouble?
加布 就算是也没什么的 Gaby, it's ok if you are.
是吗 Is that so?
当然 说实话 我有种被羞辱的感觉 Yes. And to tell you the truth, I'm a little insulted.
我可是你的好朋友 I am a good friend.
你为什么非得向我隐瞒实情呢 Why would you feel like you have to hide that from me?
我不知道 I don't know.
可能是因为你也没告诉我 Probably for the same reason you didn't tell me
雷克斯是梅茜的顾客之一吧 Rex was one of Maisy's clients.
这显然不同 That is obviously different.
为什么 Why?
事情发生在你身上 就不同了吗 Because it happened to you?
布里 在我看来 Bree, this is how I see it.
好友在受到屈辱后会互相扶持 Good friends support each other after they've been humiliated.
挚友则会心知肚明却不动声色 Great friends pretend nothing happened in the first place.
既然这样 祝你房屋翻新顺利 Well, then, good luck on your remodel.
代我向雷克斯问好 And please tell Rex I said hello.
塔米 Hey, Tammy.
勒奈特 Lynette!
看来托弗恢复得挺快 I see Topher's made a speedy recovery.
我们可以去玩了吗 Can we go play?
是的 当然 玩得开心 Yeah, sure, boys. Have fun.
我们去弹跳屋玩吧 Let's go play in the bounce house.
好吧 既然被你逮到了 All right, you caught me.
我承认我说谎了 I lied.
但是你真不应该来参加这个 But you should have some nerve crashing at
六周岁的生日庆祝会 a six-year-old's birthday party.
我是要告诉你 Just so you know,
我给托弗买了一套邦哥鼓 I got Topher a set of Bongo Drums.
你会像他一样喜欢它们的 I know you'll love them as much as he will.
查理 出来 Charlie, come out.
不要和斯加沃家的孩子们玩 I don't want you playing with those Scavo boys.
莫娜 别这样 Mona, please!
我向你保证他们没病 I'm sure they're clean.
你可别把我的聚会搞砸了 You are not ruining my party.
波特 普雷斯顿 Porter. Preston.
好了 出来出来 Ok, out, out, out.
来吧 波特 普雷斯顿 我们走 Come on. Porter. Preston. Let's go.
可以再玩会儿 Not quite yet.
孩子们 继续蹦吧 Boys, keep bouncing.
对 继续蹦 That's right, keep bouncing.
对了 顺便说一句 Oh, by the way,
我和艾比盖护士谈过了 I spoke to nurse Abigail.
我知道谁是传染源了 I know who patient zero is.
好了 够了 All right, that's it,
孩子们 你们先出去一下 kids. Get out.
出去 快点 Out, out, out! Go! Go!
你怎么能那样做呢 How could you do that?
这个聚会对托弗很重要 Look, this party meant everything to Topher.
我不能冒险 万一到时候没人来 I couldn't risk people not showing up.
他会很难过的 所以我只能这样做 He would be davastated.I had to do something.
所以 你能想到的最好的办法 And the best you could come up with
就是让我的孩子背黑锅 was letting my kids take the fall?
我可什么都没说啊 Hey, I hadn't said anything.
人们就开始怀疑了 People were already suspicious.
-得了吧 -我说的是事实 - Oh, please. - Yeah, it's true.
你的儿子可不是地球上最干净的孩子 Your boys aren't the cleanest kids on the planet.
-这话真不好听 -你去哪里 - That was not a smart thing to say. - Where are you going?
我要把真相告诉其他妈妈们 I'm going to tell the truth to every mother out there.
然后再把邦哥鼓收回 And then I'm gonna take back the bongos.
别 等等 好吧 No, wait! Ok, all right.
我承认 是我做错了 Uh, look, I was wrong. I admit it.
-我很抱歉 -太没诚意 已经晚了 - I admit I'm really really sorry. - Too little, too late.
好吧 我会告诉所有人是我的错 Ok. I'll... I'll tell everyone that I was wrong.
传染源不是你的孩子 That your kids aren't the ones.
行吗 我求你了 Please. I'm begging you.
行 杵在这干吗 还不快去说 Well, why are you standing there? Get to it.
布里 Bree, hi.
有什么事情 What's up?
我一直在想 Well, um... I've been doing some thinking.
雷克斯和我这些年来 Rex and I have been members
一直是美景镇乡村俱乐部的会员 of the Fairview country club for years
最近它好像减少了一些会员特权 But lately it seems to have lost some of its exclusivity.
所以 我决定不再续缴会员费 And so, I've decided not to renew our membership.
我情愿将这些钱用到我关心的人身上 I'd rather see the money go to someone I care about.
布里 我不能收 Oh, Bree, I... I can't take that.
加布 在我看来 Gaby, this is the way I see it.
好友在危难时伸出援助之手 Good friends offer to help in a crisis.
而挚友不会推辞 Great friends don't take no for an answer.
我们会全额还给你的 我保证 We're gonna pay you back every cent. I promise.
慢慢来 不急 Take your time.
是的 每个人都喜欢丑闻 Yes, everyone loves a scandal,
不论是惊天动地 还是平凡琐碎 no matter how big or small.
毕竟 有什么能比旁观 After all, what could be more entertaining
权势者中道落魄更可乐呢 than watching the downfall of the high and mighty?
又有什么能比虚伪的罪人 What could be more amusing
被公之于众更可笑呢 than the public exposure of hypocritical sinners?
是的 每个人都喜欢丑闻 Yes, everyone loves a scandal.
若出于某种原因你不喜欢最新的丑闻 And if for some reason you're not enjoying the latest one...
无妨 下一个 Well, the next one
即将来临 is always around the corner.