《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
你儿子之所以在我班里 The boys are in my class because
是因为我是唯一能管得住他们的老师 I'm the only teacher who can handle them.
我们只好让他们转学 We may no longer be able to accommodate them.
有人下了最后通牒 Ultimatums were made.
你为什么还留着她自杀用的枪 She used this to kill herself. Why would you keep it?
有人提出质疑 Questions were asked.
-你没事吧 -我想他有所隐瞒 - Are you ok? - I think he's hiding something.
有人发现了证据 And lots of evidence was uncovered.
你雇我来做什么 What is it you hired me to do?
有人写了那张纸条给我妻子 Someone sent that note to my wife.
我需要知道是谁 I need to know who.
你喜欢看希区柯克的电影吗 You like Alfred Hitchcock?
我在伊迪家的废墟中发现的 I found it in the ruins of Edie's home.
我在床底下发现的 这不是我的 I found it under our bed. It's not mine.
秘密差点曝光 Talk about dirty laundry.
每个社区都有像亚伯达·弗罗姆这样的女士 Every neighborhood has a woman like Alberta Frome.
而这样的女士 都养了一只猫 And every woman like Mrs. Frome has a cat.
当她外出旅行 When she traveled,
弗罗姆夫人就委托朋友 Mrs. Frome would arrange for friends
来照顾她心爱的宠物 to look after her beloved pet.
然而 这一次 她不得不 This time, however, she was forced
拜托她的邻居 苏珊·梅尔 to ask her neighbor, Susan Mayer.
弗罗姆夫人是喜欢苏珊的 Mrs. Frome liked Susan.
但紫藤郡的居民都知道 But it was common knowledge on Wisteria Lane,
无论苏珊走到哪 霉运一定会跟来 where Susan Mayer went, bad luck was sure to follow.
她的不走运 有的很平常 Her misfortunes ranged from the commonplace...
有的非比寻常 ...to the unusual...
有的着实荒唐 ...to the truly bizarre.
当她挥手告别时 她就开始担心 As she waved goodbye, she worried
苏珊的霉运会延续下去 that Susan's bad luck would continue.
进而 殃及她的猫 For that matter, so did her cat.
胡子先生 吃晚饭啦 Mr. Whiskers. Dinner time.
过来 小猫咪 小猫咪 小猫咪 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
真奇怪 猫不会自己开抽屉吧 That's weird. Cats can't open drawers, can they?
-你确定不是你打开的吧 -不可能 - Are you sure you didn't leave them open? - No way.
是有人闯进来过吗 Wow. Do you think somebody broke in?
胡子先生 Mr. Whiskers?
其实她并不知道 Though she didn't know it at the time,
自己终于要时来运转了 Susan's luck... had finally started to change.
《绝望的主妇》第一季 第五集 Desperate Housewives S01E05
有人入侵紫藤郡的消息 News that an intruder had breached
向野火燎原一样 the security of Wisteria Lane
传遍全镇 spread like wildfire.
在第二天的邻里治安大会上 At a neighborhood watch meeting the next night,
居民们对他们所面临 residents voiced their concerns
与日俱增的危险 表达了他们的担心 over the increasing dangers their community faced.
艾达·格兰伯格夫人说 Mrs. Ida Grenberg said
每次她洗澡的时候 都有人 someone was looking through her bathroom window
透过她浴室的窗户偷看 whenever she took a shower.
鲍勃·菲斯克提醒大家 某政府机构 Bob Fisk warned those present that a government agency
正在监听他们的电话 was listening in on their phone conversations.
海伦·威尔提到 当地有一群少年帮 Helen Vale spoke of a ruthless local tenage gang
向她的小货车上扔鸡蛋 that had egged her minivan.
有三个因素引起了 Three factors contribute to...
当晚 汤姆森警官为大家 The evening concluded with
提供了一些安全防范建议 Officer Thompson offering safety tips
和应对措施 and a plan of action.
你们要有所掌控 ...The oppoutunity you have some control over.
你们可以报名参加白天或夜里的巡逻队 You can sign up for daily or nightly patrols,
也许这有点反应过激 which might seem like overkill,
但是我保证 日常监视能有效制止 but I guarantee regular surveillance will deter
哪怕是最穷凶极恶的罪犯 even the most determined criminal.
还有什么问题吗 Are there any other questions?
很好 大家小心 All right. Let's be careful out there.
我有个问题 您有时间吗 Actually, I do have a question. Do you have a second?
当然 有什么能帮忙的 Sure. How can I help?
是我发现有人闯入的 Um... I'm the one who discovered the break-in.
-我想我找到了一些证据 -证据 - I think I found some evidence. - Evidence?
这是窃贼留下的螺丝刀 This is a screwdriver left behind by the burglar.
我没碰过它 I didn't touch it.
你为什么不把这个交给警方 Why didn't you give this to the investigators?
我试过了 可他们笑话我 I tried and they sort of laughed at me.
因为弗罗姆夫人家里什么都没丢 Because apparently nothing was taken from Mrs. Frome's house.
我替他们道歉 这太不专业了 I apologize for that. That was totally unprofessional.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你会拿去提取指纹吗 So you think it should be dusted for prints?
-是的 我保证会认真处理的 -太好了 - Yes. And I'll make sure it gets done. - Great.
再见 Bye.
孩子们 别闹了 该睡觉了 Boys, stop it! Go to bed!
-我们不困 -至少先上楼去 - We're not tired! - Well, at least go upstairs.
-我们还想玩 -瞧这儿 - We want to play! - Look!
给我 Gimme!
去吧 去吧 Go! Go!
你为什么没跟麦克坐在一起 So why weren't you sitting with Mike?
我以为你们俩已经是一对了 I thought you two were an item.
我也这么想过 I sort of thought so too.
他态度暧昧不明 Getting a lot of mixed signals.
我来告诉你 谁的态度很明确 I'll tell you who wasn't giving mixed signals.
那性感的汤姆森警官 Sexy officer Thompson.
他盯着你看了一晚上 He stared at you all night.
你注意到了 You noticed that?
亲爱的 相信我 Honey, trust me,
当他们看的不是我时 我都能注意到 when they're not staring at me, I notice.
很感激你们留下来帮忙 I appreciate you guys staying and helping.
没事 要不是家里堆满了野营用具 Oh, please. I would have hosted it myself
今晚就在我家办了 but there's camping equipment everywhere.
你人真好 It's nice of you.
我还有点别的事 And there's something else nice
想找你帮忙 that I'd like you to do.
你的孩子都上过巴克利学校吧 Your kids both went to Barcliff Academy, didn't they?
我们想请你引荐波特和普雷斯顿 We need you to recommend Porter and Preston.
我们得不到面试的机会 We can't get an interview.
你想让我来引荐双胞胎 You want me to recommend the twins?
是啊 你可以告诉他们 Yes. You can tell them
这俩孩子表现得多好 how beautifully behaved the boys are.
-你想让我撒谎 -是啊 - So you want me to lie? - Yeah.
我以为你会理解的 I thought that was understood.
我在巴克利很受尊重 I'm very well respected at Barcliff,
如果引荐了他们 我的话以后就没分量了 and my word won't be good there any more.
但是等他们意识到 Yes, but by the time they realize
这个错误时 我们已经入学了 their mistake, we'll be in.
你不会再生孩子了 还担心什么呢 You're not having any more kids. What do you care?
我还想着有一天 I had hoped some day to
让我孙子进巴克利呢 get my grandchildren into Barcliff.
我想你不会介意的吧 But I suppose that doesn't matter to you, does it?
真没什么关系 It really doesn't.
我们得把它扔了 We've got to get rid of it.
-我说别管它 -不 你不准阻止我 - I said leave it alone! - No! You can't stop me!
保罗和扎克又吵起来了 Paul and Zach are fighting again.
这礼拜第二次了 The second time this week.
玛丽·艾莉丝活着的时候 他们从不吵架 They never fought when Mary Alice was alive.
真可惜 他们曾是那么幸福的一家 It's a shame. They used to be such a happy family.
你听不到他们吵架 Just because you didn't hear them fighting,
并不代表他们很幸福 doesn't mean they were happy.
谨防入侵
第二天 当居民们 The next day, as residents
开始在紫藤郡巡逻 began to patrol Wisteria Lane
以期能制止潜在的窃贼 in the hopes of foiling potential burglars,
加布丽尔正要面临 Gabrielle was about to experience
一起家人的入侵 a home invasion of her own.
索利斯妈妈 你怎么来了 Mama Solis! What are you doing here?
我来看我儿子和儿媳妇 I came to visit my son and daughter-in-law.
不然你以为呢 What does it look like?
卡洛斯知道你要来吗 Does Carlos know you're coming?
不 他喜欢惊喜 No. He likes to be surprised.
过来 Now come.
加布丽尔 过来 Gabrielle. Come.
一家人应该经常拥抱 Family should always hug...
不管他们心里怎么想对方 ... regardless of how they feel about each other.
她真美 30英尺高吗 Wow. She's a beauty. 30-footer?
32 32.
真好 我也玩帆船 我有一艘飞速斯科特 Sweet. I sail. I've got a flying Scott.
我们这儿有好几个游艇爱好者 We have several yachting enthusiasts here in Barcliff Academy.
我可以介绍给你认识 I could introduce them to you...
听起来不错 That sounds great.
前提是我们决定录取你们的孩子 ...if we decide to enroll your children.
老实说 斯加沃夫妇 To be honest, Mr. And Mrs. Scavo,
你们孩子的教育背景 your children's educational background
非常一般 is a bit more common than we would prefer.
但是范德坎普夫人提到 他们是同卵双胞胎 But Mrs. Van de Kamp said they were identical twins?
是的 根本无法辨认 Yes. Completely identically. You can't tell them apart.
简直一模一样 They're like book ends.
巴克利学院一向追求多样化 We do strive for diversity at Barcliff.
同卵双胞胎很有意思 Identical twins could be interesting.
他们真的很特别 他们甚至 The boys are fascinating. They even
有暗号 只有他们自己才懂 have their own twin secret language.
是啊 挺可怕的 Yeah, it's pretty scary.
与其说可怕 不如说聪明 Not so much scary as highly developed.
他们会互相大声吼叫 Yeah, they bark and growl at each other.
汤姆 兰兹先生有话要说 Tom, Mr. Lentz was trying to say something.
抱歉 请说吧 兰兹先生 Sorry. Go ahead, Mr. Lentz.
我很想见见你们的双胞胎 I'd love to meet these twins of yours.
我告诉你 I tell you what.
我要把他们加入我们的必见名单 I'm going to put them on our "must-meet list".
-太好了 -太感谢您了 - Terrific! - Thank you so much.
必见名单是什么意思 What is a "must-meet list"?
我们要把他们带来进行观察 We bring them in for observation.
观察 Observation?
看看他们如何跟别的孩子玩耍 Mm. To see how they play with the other children,
如何应对老师 how they respond to authority,
诸如此类 that sort of thing.
-太好了 -听起来不错 - Great. - That sounds wonderful.
孩子们准备好了吗 Kids ready?
差不多了 谢谢你来送他们 Almost. Thanks for driving them.
乐意效劳 我很想他们 Happy to do it. I miss them.
你听说了弗罗姆夫人家有人闯入吗 Did you hear there was a break-in at Mrs. Frome's the other night?
我听说他们什么都没偷 Yeah. I heard they didn't take anything.
还是挺吓人的 It's still frightening.
他可能是个强奸犯 He could have been a sexual predator.
而他选择了弗罗姆夫人家 And he ended up at Mrs. Frome's?
那可真是什么都捞不到 That would have been a lose-lose situation.
雷克斯 这不是重点 Rex, that's not the point.
我没有安全感 我想知道 I don't feel safe. I was wondering
你能不能留下来过夜 if you could spend the night.
你可是全国步枪协会的 有四把枪 You're in the NRA. You own four guns.
如果有人闯进来我还指望你保护我呢 If somebody broke in I'd expect you to protect me.
雷克斯 我实话说了吧 孩子们走了 Rex, the truth is, with the kids gone,
我就一个人待在这房子里了 I'll be all by myself in this house
这是17年来的第一次 for the first time in 17 years.
我知道这很难面对 I know it's hard to hear,
但婚姻咨询很可能起不了作用 but the marriage counseling might not work out.
你得习惯一个人待着 You need to get used to being alone.
你说得对 这确实很难面对 You're right. That was hard to hear.
-你这是干什么 -这是给孩子们做的 - What are you doing? - That is for the kids' trip.
饶了我吧 我住在汽车旅馆 Oh, come on. I'm staying at a motel.
都好几周没吃顿像样的饭了 I haven't had a decent meal in weeks.
亲爱的 婚姻咨询很可能起不了作用 Honey, the marriage counseling might not work out.
你得习惯难吃的食物 You need to get used to bad cooking.
螺丝刀女孩 Hey. Screwdriver girl.
我把你的证物拿到实验室做指纹鉴定了 I took your evidence into the lab for fingerprints.
真的 太好了 Really? That's great.
-如果有消息我会打给你 -好的 - I'll call you if I hear something. - Ok.
-抱歉 - -多谢 我刚好热坏了 - Sorry! - Thanks.
实际上 如果你乐意的话 Actually, I'd like to call you anyway
我希望没事也能打给你 if that's ok.
你看起来人不错 Oh. You seem like a really sweet guy
警察这职业也挺有意思的 in an interesting line of work
不过我现在算不上单身 but I'm not really available.
-你有男朋友 -算是吧 - Oh. You have a boyfriend? - Yeah, sort of.
-算是 -其实我自己也说不清 - Sort of. - It's hard to explain. Even to myself.
23分队 遇到907A号突发事故 Unit 23, we have a 907A in progress.
请回答 Please respond.
收到 我马上来 我得走了 Ten-four. I'm on my way. I gotta go.
有个绑架人质的事件 Apparently there's a hostage situation.
你真的打算拒绝我了 So you're really turning me down?
-我的自尊心很是受挫啊 -很抱歉 - Boy. My self-esteem can't take this. - I'm sorry.
现在我解救人质的能力 No, it's just, now my ability to help
可要大打折扣了 those hostages has been compromised.
-不过你不用自责 -自责 - Still, don't blame yourself for what might happen. - Blame myself?
自我感觉欠佳的时候 Yeah. It's just hard to rescue folks when
并不适合去救别人 you don't feel good about yourself.
说不定他们会全都死掉 Ah, they'll probably all die anyway.
好吧 我答应跟你约会 Ok, fine. I'll go out with you.
好的 我打给你 Great. I'll call you.
现在你约到我啦 Now that you've got your date,
可以告诉我907A到底是什么吗 you can tell me what 907A really means.
有人电视声音开得太大 Someone's TV was playing too loud.
简直是《细蓝线》再现啊[警察管得真宽] Thank god for The Thin Blue Line.
我再打给你 I'll call you.
我到门外去做瑜伽 I'll be outside doing my yoga.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
你非得现在做吗 陪下妈妈 Do you have to do that now? My mother's here.
我可不会因为她自作主张地突然出现 I'm not gonna stop my life just
在我家就打乱自己的生活 just because she decides to shows up unannounced on my add.
她是家人 她想随时来都可以 She's family. She doesn't need an invitation.
不管怎么说 这很不礼貌 Whatever. It's rude.
真漂亮 妈妈 It's real pretty, mama.
你的手工一直都做得很好 You were always good with your hands.
我想你坚持让我 So, I assume you didn't insist
从两千英里外的地方赶来 that I travel 2,000 miles
可不仅仅是为了闲聊吧 for small talk.
说吧 到底什么事 So why am I here?
她 She...
不快乐 ...is unhappy.
她要什么我给什么 I've given her everything she ever wanted,
但是好像也没什么效果 but it doesn't seem to make a difference.
我觉得她离我越来越远了 I feel her drifting further and further away.
最近我开始怀疑 And lately I've started thinking that maybe...
你怀疑她有外遇 So you think she's cheating on you?
是的 I think so.
有问题我们可以好好谈 We can talk about your problems,
别像个娘们儿 but I'm not gonna have any of that.
你有证据吗 Do you have any proof?
没 我只是感觉 No. It's just a feeling.
当年我也感觉你爸 I had that feeling
和那个贱人服务员有问题 with your father and that whore waitress.
我的感觉没错 要相信自己的感觉 And I was right. Always trust your feelings.
那我应该怎么办 So what do I do?
你不需要做什么 You don't do anything.
我来解决 I'll take care of it.
谢谢妈妈 Thank you, mama.
很抱歉我打了你 但我们得坚强点 I'm sorry I had to hit you, but we're strong people.
出现问题时我们不能哭 We don't cry about our problems.
我们要想办法解决 We find ways to fix them.
当紫藤郡的人保持日常巡逻 While the residents of Wisteria Lane kept up their patrols
试图阻止未来的闯入事件时 in an effort to prevent future break-ins,
勒奈特制定了一个计划 Lynette hatched a plan to break her
好让她的孩子进入巴克利学校 children into Barcliff Academy.
孩子们 起来了 Boys, wake up.
快点 我们今天可要好好玩玩 Come on. We're gonna have some fun today.
-快点 -妈 - Come on. - Mom. Hi.
加油 我打赌你们能超过我 加油 Come on! I bet you can beat me! Come on!
快快快 对 驾 Go, go, go! Yes, yes, yes! Mush!
驾 驾 驾 Mush! Mush! Mush!
妈妈我累了 Mom, I'm tired.
我还能看见你们的头 If I can still see your head,
看来你们挖得还不够深 the pool's not deep enough.
你儿子平常都这么无精打采吗 Are your boys usually so docile?
刚开始他们总是有点害羞 They're always a little shy at first.
看他们多全神贯注啊 Look at that concentration.
波特很喜欢玩字谜 Porter loves his puzzles.
汽车旅馆见
妈妈 我去买点东西 马上回来 Mama, I'll be right back. I'm going to the store.
加布丽尔 我跟你一块去 Gabrielle! I'm coming with you.
我要给卡洛斯做点玉米粉蒸肉 I want to make some tamales for Carlos.
我不是去超市 No, I'm not going to the supermarket.
我是去内衣店 I'm going to the lingerie store.
-也好 我要买文胸 -我要去很久 - Good. I need some bras. - I'm gonna be a while.
我可能还要做个脸 I might get a facial.
我也可以做脸啊 I have a face.
-麦克 -最近怎样 - Hey, Mike. - How's it going?
-还行 过来打个招呼 -你好 - Good. Just came by to say hello. - Hello.
你还记得邻里治安会上那个警察吗 So you remember the cop from the neighborhood watch meeting?
他同意查一下我在弗罗姆太太家 He agreed to run a fingerprint check on
发现的螺丝刀上的指纹 the screwdriver I found at Mrs. Frome's house.
他同意了 没丢什么东西啊 He did? Nothing was taken.
但是有人闯入就是犯罪啊 Still, somebody broke in. It is a crime.
不过奇怪的是那个警察邀请我去 So the weird thing is the cop asked me out,
和他约会 on a date.
我也同意了 And I sort of said yes.
我只是想知道你的看法 I was just curious what you thought about that.
你是在征求我同意你去跟他约会 You're asking my permission to go out with him?
不不 我只是 No. No, I just uh...
想听听你的意见 was wondering your opinion.
我没什么意见 I don't really have one.
那行 Ok. Great.
好吧 Fine.
-谢谢 -苏珊 等等 - Thank you. - Susan, wait. Wait, I...
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
最近我的生活很复杂 My life is just really complicated right now.
你无需解释 You don't have to explain.
-苏珊 -很复杂嘛 我懂 - Susan. - It's complicated. I get it.
保罗 保罗 Paul? Paul?
扎克 抱歉 门是开着的 Oh. Hi, Zachary. Sorry, the door was open and...
没关系 进来吧 It's ok. You can come in.
你父亲在家吗 今天轮到我们去巡逻 Is your father here? We're scheduled to do a patrol today.
他又出城了 He had to go out of town. Again.
好吧 我一个人也可以的 Oh. Well, I guess I can do it by myself.
这里简直一尘不染 Wow. This place is just immaculate.
我妈妈喜欢整洁 My mom liked things clean.
她一定会为你感到骄傲 She would be very proud of you.
地板上的漆呢 What happened to your varnish?
这是我妈妈去世的地方 That's where my mother died.
我本想把血迹擦干净 却把清漆也擦掉了 I messed up the floor trying to get out the blood.
-我会告诉我爸爸你来过 -好的 - I'll tell my dad that you stopped by. - Ok.
扎克 你晚餐有安排吗 Zach, do you have plans for dinner?
-你经常购物啊 -是 怎样 - So you shop a lot, huh? - Yeah. So?
大部分女人频繁购物 都是因为 Most women that shop a lot, it's because
她们没有别的事可做 they don't have anything better to do.
-你想说什么 -如果你有了孩子 - What's your point? - Well, if you had children...
又来了 Here we go.
我只是说 孩子会让你的生活有个目标 I'm just saying that children give your life a purpose.
照顾孩子会很忙 You're so busy taking care of them
这样你就没空去考虑你是不是开心 you don't have time to wonder if you're happy.
胡安妮塔 这简直就是你的作风 You know, Juanita, this is so like you.
我请你来高高兴兴地购物 I invite you on a nice shopping
你就想办法折磨我 trip and you find ways to upset me.
你没有请我来 我自己跟来的 You didn't invite me. I invited myself.
你一直在看表 You keep looking at your watch.
是要去什么地方吗 Is there some place you have to be?
不是 我不是那种 No! And I am not one of those
不生孩子 women who has a hole in her heart
人生就不完整的女人 that can only be filled by a baby.
我喜欢现在的生活 我很充实 I like my life a lot. It's very fulfilling.
请原谅我儿媳妇 她充实过头了 Excuse my daughter-in-law. She's very fulfilled.
他没管你 So he just blew you off?
我告诉他另一个男人约我了 I told him another man asked me out.
这可是一个让麦克嫉妒的 It was a perfect opportunity for
完美机会 结果他什么反应都没 Mike to be jealous, and nothing.
你得抛媚眼 不然没用 Did you bat your eyes? It doesn't work if you don't bat your eyes.
能抛得动的我都抛了 没用 I batted everything that wasn't nailed down. Nothing.
-谢谢 -这是怎么回事 - Thanks. - So what's going on there?
我家闹地鼠 Gophers.
关于麦克的事真是抱歉 我知道你喜欢他 I'm sorry about Mike. I know you like him.
也许这是我的错 Maybe it's my fault.
也许只是我在一厢情愿 Maybe I just imagined an entire relationship
也许我们之前本来就什么也没有 with this man that didn't exist.
可你们确实在调情啊 我看见过 我见了 There has been flirting. I have seen it.
就是调情让我以为他善良 And the flirting made me think he was kind,
值得信任 诚实又健康 trustworthy, honest and hygienic.
一个男人朝我微笑几次 A guy just smiles at me three times
我就开始考虑婚礼该买什么餐具了 and I'm picking out wedding china.
我太丢人了 I'm a mess.
不过说实话 那也算是你的个人魅力 But to be fair, that's part of your charm.
当时卡尔也是这样的 That's what happened with Karl.
我就和他约会了几个月 I only dated him a couple of months.
睡在一起 然后结了婚 I filled in the blankets, I married him.
那简直是个灾难 It was a disaster.
你觉得麦克本质和卡尔一样 You think Mike is a Karl in disguise?
我不知道 那句话究竟是什么意思 I don't know. What does that mean anyway?
"我的生活很复杂" "My life is complicated."
我要是想干等着 If I wanted to sit around and wait for nothing,
没必要来这儿等 I could do it on the can.
你迟到了 干嘛苦着脸 You're late. What's with the face?
我搞砸了 我潜进弗罗姆家 I screwed up. I broke into the
差一点被发现了 Frome house and almost got caught.
什么叫差一点 What's "almost"?
我不小心落下了一样沾有我指纹的东西 I accidentally left something behind with my prints on it.
-你不知道要戴手套吗 -这可是郊区 - Did you ever hear of gloves? - It's the suburbs.
我没想那么多 I didn't think it'd matter.
总而言之 警方正在排查 Anyway, the police are running
而我是有前科的 a check and I'm in the system.
我得在他们找上门之前搬走 I gotta pull up stakes before they come looking for me.
这笑声可真悦耳啊 对吧 That's a sweet sound. Laughter like that, huh?
让我上火 Pisses me off.
如果你被发现了 你就消失 If and when your cover is blown, you disappear.
在那之前 好好地给邻居们修水管 Until then, you keep fixing the neighbors' pipes.
我在这里待的时间越长 The more time I spend at this town,
就越觉得我们不该来这里 the more I think we're making a mistake.
他们都是好人 These are nice people.
据我所知有一个不是 My money says one of them isn't.
谢谢 Thanks.
别再搞砸了 No more screw-ups.
我去拿点饮料 你想喝什么 I'm getting something to drink. Do you want something?
-别生气 -我等了你三个小时 - Don't be mad. - I waited for three hours for you.
房钱差不多是 I had to use a month's worth of
我一个月的饭钱 lunch money to pay for that room.
这不能怪我 It's not my fault.
胡安妮塔来以后就一直盯着我 Juanita hasn't let me out of her sight since she got here.
真的吗 这会儿我怎么没看见她 Really? Well, I don't see her now.
她在看墨西哥肥皂剧呢 She's watching her Mexican soap opera.
叛乱分子的黄花闺女 The rebel's virgin daughter is about to
即将被亡命之徒勾上了 be seduced by the escaped desperado.
所以在她放弃抵抗之前 So until she puts out,
胡安妮塔根本不会发现我不见了 Juanita won't even know that I'm gone.
别这样 我说了我很抱歉啦 Come on. I said I was sorry.
告诉你 为了你 Just so you know,
我拒绝了啦啦队一半的姑娘 I've turned down half the pep-squad for you.
别开玩笑了 You can't be serious.
我现在开始考虑 或许 I'm starting to think that... maybe I
我应该和同龄的姑娘在一起 should be with someone my own age.
我还以为你觉得年轻姑娘很无趣 约翰 I thought teenage girls bored you, John.
我以为我们的关系在更高的层面 I thought what we had was beyond that.
我原来也这么以为 so did I.
那为什么做违背心愿的事呢 Why go back to something you don't want?
-我不知道 -也许你厌倦我了 - I don't know. - Maybe you're tired of me.
不是 我想和你在一起 No. I want to be with you.
那我们还吵什么呢 Then why are we arguing?
-加布丽尔 -见鬼 - Gabrielle! - Damn it!
那处女已经放弃抵抗了 The virgin gave it up already?
我太想要你了 I want you so bad.
-什么时候再见面 -明天 - When can I see you again? - Tomorrow.
放学后在商场门口跟我碰头 Meet me at the mall after school.
-那你婆婆呢 -我会想办法的 - What about your mother-in-law? - I'll think of something.
-加布丽尔 加布丽尔 -来啦 - Gabrielle! Gabrielle! - Coming!
赞助费 巴克利学院想要我们给赞助费 A donation? Now Barcliff wants a donation?
很显然有另一孩子也想入学 Apparently we're in competition with one other family.
一笔慷慨的赞助肯定能把那孩子挤走 A generous donation will ensure our kids beat 'em out.
-要多慷慨 -1万5千美金 - How generous? - 15 thousand.
-我们没那么多钱 -我也是这么说的 - We don't have that. - That's what I told them.
那怎么办 除非我们搬去别的区 So what will we do? Public school is
否则绝对不能去公立学校 out unless we move to a new district.
我们不会搬家的 We're not moving.
或许我们该考虑在家学习了 Maybe it's time that we look into home schooling.
不要提这个 I know you did not just say that.
亲爱的 这样也有好处的 Honey, it's got its advantages.
在家学习的孩子后阶段成绩会更好些 Kids at home school do better in their later years.
要是让我整天和他们待在一起 They won't make it to their later years
他们就活不到后阶段了 if I have to spend all day with them.
亲爱的 有时候你就得作出点牺牲的 Honey, sometimes you've just got to make the sacrifice.
对孩子来说 这是最好的选择 It's probably the best thing for the kids.
为什么不把他们塞回我肚子里 Why don't we just put them back in me and cook
等他们像点样子了再放出来 them until they're civilized.
你愿意这样吗 You'd be cool with that?
我以前从来没吃过李子布丁 I've never had plum pudding before.
我打算圣诞节上这道菜 I'm serving it for christmas.
我喜欢在节日之前先尝试一下新菜谱 I like to try out new recipes before the actual holiday.
这样即使出现问题 我来得及弥补 That way, if the cookbook's gotten it wrong, I can fix it.
你一定很喜欢圣诞节 You must really like Christmas.
你和范德坎普先生总是装饰得最好 You and Mr. Van de Kamp always have the best decorations.
我热爱节日 I adore the holidays.
只要有装点好的圣诞树 我就不会失落 I never get depressed if there's a decorated tree.
我妈妈和我总是一起装饰圣诞树 My mom and I would always decorate our tree together.
-今年圣诞一定不好过 -扎克 - This Christmas is gonna be weird. - Oh, Zach.
知道吗 在我很小的时候 You know, my mother died when I
我妈妈就过世了 她被车撞了 was young. She was hit by a car.
事实上 那就是在圣诞前夕 It was right before Christmas, as a matter of fact.
我们都在唱着颂歌 而狗在叫个不停 We were all singing carols and the dog was howling
因为除了我 其他家人都不在调上 because everybody in my family sings off-key except for me.
总之 当时大家都闹腾得不行 Anyway, it was a terrible ruckus.
所以当我妈妈出门给邻居送礼物时 So no one noticed when my mother went
没有一个人注意到 out to give the neighbors a gift.
紧接着就听到了刺耳的刹车声 The next thing we heard were brakes screeching.
家里人大多去了医院 Most of my family went to the hospital
而我太小了所以留在家 but I stayed home because I was so young.
当我透过窗户向外看去 When I looked out the window
我看见马路上沾染了妈妈的鲜血 I saw my mother's blood on the street
却没有人来清理 and nobody was doing anything about it.
所以我拿起水管去冲洗血迹 So I got a hose and I washed it off.
当血迹冲干净时 我感觉平静多了 And once it was clean, I felt so much better.
我从未对任何人讲过这个故事 I've never told anyone that story before.
这种从未告诉别人的故事 Those are the most interesting ones.
往往是最有意思的 The stories that we never tell anyone.
是啊 也许你说得对 Yeah. You're probably right.
我也有一个故事 I have one.
应该说是一个秘密 It's more of a secret really.
我知道我妈妈为什么自杀 I know why my mom killed herself.
-真的 -是因为我做的一件事 - You do? - It was something I did.
很恐怖的事 Something bad.
你做了什么 扎克 What did you do, Zach?
亲爱的 Zach. Sweetheart.
不 我不应该说的 No. I shouldn't have said anything.
要是我爸知道了 If my dad found out...
我不会告诉你父亲的 I won't tell your father!
我不能把你拖进来 I can't get you involved.
扎克 没关系的 Zachary, it's all right!
真不敢相信扎克和你说了这些 I can't believe Zach said that.
他还说了什么 What else did Zach tell you?
就说了玛丽·艾莉丝之所以自杀 Just that Mary Alice killed herself
是因为他做的一件事 because of something he'd done.
你就没问出点其他的 You couldn't get any more out of him?
我问了 但是他很紧张 Oh, I tired, but he was so nervous.
他开始发抖然后就离开了 He actually started shaking then he just left.
好吧 事情越来越古怪了 Ok, this is getting really weird.
我觉得我们应该报警 I think we should go to the police.
怎么说呢 And tell them what?
我们甚至连字条都没有 我们给保罗了 We don't even have the note any more. We gave it to Paul.
你得从扎克那里套出点什么 You have to get Zach to tell you something
这样我们就可以继续查下去 so we have more to go on.
你不明白 Girls, You don't understand.
这可怜的孩子惊得魂都没了 This poor kid is scared out of his mind.
布里 拜托 你可是个女人 Bree, for god's sakes, you're a woman.
控制他 这是我们的强项 Manipulate him. That's what we do.
怎么控制 But how?
我不知道 你原来怎么控制雷克斯的 I don't know. How did you usually manipulate Rex?
你好啊 扎克 Hello, Zachary.
今晚有空来吃晚饭吗 Are you free for dinner tonight?
可以 Sure.
太好了 因为昨晚你的到来 Oh, good. Because last night you
让我很有过节的感觉 put me in such a holiday mood.
今晚我会做烤火鸡 糖果土豆泥和蛋酒 I'm gonna make roast turkey and candy yams and eggnog.
你有没有尝过传统蛋酒 Have you ever had real, old-fashioned eggnog?
-没有 -你肯定会喜欢的 - I don't think so. - You are gonna love it.
味道很不错哦 It has quite a kick.
是我的 Mine!
-普雷斯顿 -孩子们 别闹了 - Preston! - Boys, could you stop...
勒奈特实在受不了孩子们在家学习 Lynette was desperate to avoid home schooling.
可她又找不到别的办法 But she saw no options on the horizon.
直到一个念头闪现在面前 Until a solution sailed into view.
加布丽尔 你给我买太多东西了 Gabrielle, please. You bought me enough things.
你才是应该买东西的人 You're the one who's supposed to be shopping.
妈妈 你穿得太老土了 Mama, you're in a rut.
我们得让你从里到外焕然一新 这件 We need to spice up your wardrobe. Ooh. Here.
试试这件 去吧 试试 Try this one on. Go on. Try it on.
索利斯妈妈 你试得怎么样啊 Mama Solis, how are you doing in there?
这衣服原本就这么紧吗 Is it supposed to be so tight?
没错 是修身款的 你穿上一定很好 Yes, it's form-fitting. You'll look great.
加布丽尔 我觉得这裙子不适合我 Gabrielle, I don't think this dress is right for me.
我喘不上气了 I can't breathe.
好吧 可能我看走眼了 Well, maybe I made a mistake.
你先换下来吧 While you change,
我去一下书店 I'm gonna make a quick run to the book store.
等等 我和你一起去 Wait! I'm coming with you!
不用 我很快回来 No! I'll just be a minute!
我和你一起去 I'm coming with you!
等等 Wait!
-加布丽尔 等等 -女士 - Gabrielle! Wait! - Ma'am!
女士 抱歉 我得检查一下你的包 Ma'am. Sorry, I'm gonna need to look in your bags, please.
好吧 动作快点 Fine. Just hurry up.
刚好准时 Right on time.
我不知道这衣服从哪儿冒出来的 I don't know where that blouse came from.
-保安 -拿走你的破衣服 - Security. - Keep your stupid blouse.
我得去找我儿媳妇了 I have to find my daughter-in-law.
别碰我 你敢碰我 Don't touch me. Don't you dare touch me!
女士 你得跟我们走一趟 Ma'am, you have to come with us.
把你的手拿开 加布丽尔 Get your hands off me! Gabrielle!
你好 Hello.
-是我 -雷克斯 你好吗 - Hey, it's me. - Oh, hi, Rex. How are you?
出什么事了吗 Is something wrong?
我刚才正要从自动贩卖机买点吃的当晚饭 I was just about to grab dinner from that motel vending machine
然后想到 管他呢 我要出去吃饭 and it occurred to me, "what the heck? I'll go out."
你愿意和我一起吃晚饭吗 Would you like to have dinner with me?
范德坎普太太 你猜怎么着 Mrs. Van de Kamp. Guess what.
我找到了妈妈以前圣诞用的装饰品 I found all my mom's old Christmas stuff.
亲爱的 我正要过去告诉你的 Oh. Sweetie, I was just coming over to talk to you.
我很抱歉 可是我突然有重要的事情 I am so sorry but something important
我得取消我们的晚餐了 came up and I have to cancel.
-真的吗 -我们下次还有机会 - Really? - We'll do it again.
我们会来一次即兴节日大餐的 我保证 We'll have our impromptu holiday dinner. I promise.
再见 Bye.
我想到一个 凯莉·霍尔斯特 Mm. I got one. Kelly Halstatter.
初二时 她往我运动鞋里吐口水 In eighth grade, she used to spit in my gym shoes.
凯莉·霍尔斯特 Kelly Halstatter.
凯莉·霍尔斯特 有了 看 Kelly Halstatter. Here, look.
两起酒后驾车 一次诈骗和一张逮捕令 Two duis, one check-kiting and an open bench warrant.
真够呛 其实我想说 耶 How tragic. By which I mean, "yay".
陪我一起执勤挺无聊的吧 You've been a good sport coming on my shift with me.
还行 盯梢的时候时间稍纵即逝 Well, time flies when you're on a stakeout in cracktown.
我们何时开始正式的约会呢 So when does our official date begin?
离下班还有20分钟 不过我等不及了 Taxpayers say 20 minutes. But I say now.
-他们都睡着了 -谢谢你 - They're down. - Thank you.
亲爱的 你在研究家庭教育 吗 Honey, you read up on home schooling?
是啊 给了我不少启发 Yeah. It gave me some good ideas.
好吧 其实只有一点 Well, one, anyway.
好极了 有什么启发 Great. What have you got?
记得我们当初达成的协议 You know how we both agree that one of us
一人待在家带孩子 needs to stay home and parent the kids
另一人外出工作养家糊口 and one of us needs to make a living?
接着我想起我工作的时候 And then I suddenly remembered that when I was working
赚得比你要多一些 I made a little more than you.
这是什么意思 What are you doing?
你之前提到要有所牺牲 You tossed out that little sacrifice comment a while ago.
在我看来 过去的6年 It occurred to me, I've made
都是我在作出牺牲 sacrifices over the past six years.
甚至放弃了我的事业 I gave up my career.
如果这次有人得牺牲 If another sacrifice has to be made,
我想应该轮到你了 I think it's your turn on the man go round.
-勒奈特 -所以如果我重返职场 - Lynette? - So if I went back to work,
由你待在家里照顾孩子 you could stay home and take care of the kids.
我没法和孩子待上一整天 我会疯的 I can't be with the kids all day. I'd lose my mind.
我明白了 去它的家庭学习 Hey. Ok, I get it. Home schooling is out.
我们上哪去筹到 How are we gonna scrape together
这1万5千块赞助费呢 15 grand for this endowment?
到底该怎么办呢 Mm. How, how, how...
绞尽脑汁 好好想想 Think. Think real hard.
-不是吧 -没错 - Oh, no. - Aye-aye.
餐厅的老板是个叫艾尼洛的老头 The restaurant's run by this little old guy named Arinello.
他会向你求婚 千万别答应 He will propose to you. Don't say yes
他一定会当真 because he's dead serious.
可如果我喜欢他呢 But what if I like him?
这个应该在化验室吧 Hey. I thought this went to the lab.
好吧 被你逮到了 All right. You got me.
-怎么回事 -苏珊 - And that means what? - Look, Susan.
实验室没人会花时间 No one would authorize lab time or a
调查这种小案件的 computer search for a case like this.
-事情分轻重缓急 -你为什么 - It's just not a priority. - So why
不直接告诉我呢 couldn't you just tell me that?
我以为我们心有灵犀 Well, I thought we were clicking.
有必要这么小题大做吗 Does this need to be a big deal?
你能下不为例 问题就不大 Well, if you'd only lied to me about it once it wouldn't be.
我懂了 想让我求你是吧 好 All right. I get it. You want me to beg. Ok.
看着吧 我求你了 Look at me. I'm begging.
好啦 别像个小女生一样 Come on. Don't be such a girl about this.
我明白了 你跟卡尔是一类人 I know who you are. You're a Karl in disguise.
我受够你们了 彻底 I'm done with you. All of you.
别说风就是雨的 你在搞什么 Oh, come on, drama queen. What are you doing?
你上哪去 这一带不安全 Where are you going? It's not safe.
我倒愿意在街上找艳遇 I'd rather take my chances on the street,
谢谢你了 thank you very much.
我怎么老是碰上神经病 Why do I always pick the psychos?
不好意思 我迷路了 Excuse me. I'm a little lost.
你最好走远点 这是我的地盘 You best be lost. This here's my corner.
这地盘风水不错 Oh, yes. And a lovely corner it is.
很抱歉打扰你工作 And I hate to bother you while you're working.
能不能麻烦你 I was just wondering if you
告诉我哪有公用电话 point me in the direction of a payphone?
另外你有没有 Oh, if you have some change for
5元零钱 最好是硬币 this five. Preferably quarters.
亲爱的 如果我赚到的是零钱 Honey, if I got paid in quarters,
我的技术一定很糟糕 I'd be doing something very wrong.
也对 没错 Right. Ok.
谢谢 Thank you.
需要用手机吗 周末打电话不用钱 Hey. You want to use my cell? I have weekend minutes.
太感谢了 你救了我的命 Thank you so much. You're saving my life.
-失陪 -好的 你请便 - Excuse me, honey. - Oh, yes. You do what you've got to do.
拜托 快接电话 朱莉 Oh, please answer. Come on. Pick up, Julie.
感谢上帝 先别问 Oh, thank god. Don't ask any questions.
快让别人到第九街和福斯特街 Just get somebody down here to pick me
拐角处来接我 up at the corner of Ninth and Foster.
妞儿 Hey, babe.
多谢 不了 我在休息 Thank you. No. I'm on a break.
快点 求你了 Hurry, please.
请问 我们接到电话 有人闯入了 Excuse me. We got a call. Something about a break-in.
你的邻居报警说看到有人 One of your neighbors was reporting seeing someone
非法入侵你家 forcing his way into your home.
已经派人调查了 不过 We sent some guys out to investigate and uh...
-怎么了 -我得提醒你 夫人 - What is it? - I gotta tell you, ma'am.
干我这行的什么都见过 I thought I'd seen a lot on the job,
不过这次还是很出乎意料 but this is something else.
保罗 扎克 玛丽·艾莉丝
这么说 So let me get this straight.
他砍了我们家一颗松树 He chopped down one of our pine trees?
恐怕是的 I'm afraid so.
扎克 为什么这样做 Zach, why did you do this?
-我不知道 -请拿掉手铐 - I don't know. - Take off those handcuffs, please.
夫人 他承认他的罪行了 Ma'am, he confessed to breaking in.
按我说的做 This is not up for discussion.
摘掉吧 Go ahead.
先生 你不能 Sir, you can't...
扎克 Zach.
-你没事吧 -没事 - Are you ok? - Yeah.
一晚上多少钱 Then how much for a trip around the world?
朱莉居然叫你来 她死定了 I can't believe Julie sent you. She is soon gonna be dead.
快上车吧 Come on. Get in.
这个没送去化验指纹吗 Wasn't that sent in for prints?
没有 那个警察骗了我 No. The cop lied to me.
-我不想谈这个 -随便问问 - I don't wanna talk about it. - Just asking.
是的 他们在她包里发现一件衬衫 Yes. Apparently they found a blouse in her bag.
不知道 卡洛斯 有些时候 I don't know, Carlos. At some point
老年人的脑子不太好使 older people start to get confused.
可能她以为付过钱了 She probably thought she paid for it.
没有起诉她 一切安好 No, no charges. Everything's fine.
好 我转告她 回见 Ok. I'll tell her. Bye.
卡洛斯要晚回家 就我们两个吃晚饭 Carlos is gonna be late for dinner. It's just the two of us.
-想吃什么 -我不饿 - What would you like to eat? - I'm not hungry.
行 随你 Ok. Suit yourself.
先别走 我们得谈谈 Don't go yet. I need to talk to you.
事关重大 拜托了 It's important. Please.
我16岁嫁给迪亚戈·索利斯 I married Diego Solis when I was 16 years old.
婚后没几个月 他就开始打我 A few months into our marriage, he started to beat me.
我当时太年轻所以不知所措 I was so young as to but I didn't know what to do.
胡安妮塔 你想说什么 Juanita, I had no idea.
很可怕 我甚至祈求上帝结束我的生命 It got so bad that I started praying to god to let me die.
慈爱睿智的主 却给了我活下去的理由 But god, in his infinite wisdom, gave me a reason to live.
是卡洛斯 Carlos.
他是个很漂亮的宝宝 Ah, he was a beautiful baby.
可我的丈夫不是个好爸爸 But my husband wasn't much of a father.
他从没抱过他 还毫无缘由地 He never held him. He would yell and
冲他乱发脾气 scream at him for no reason at all.
卡洛斯四岁的一个夜晚 One night, when Carlos was four,
迪亚戈·索利斯醉醺醺地回到家 Diego Solis came home drunk.
他打了我的卡洛斯 And he beat my Carlos.
我幡然醒悟 Something inside me snapped.
那一刻 我设法让自己变得坚强 At that moment, I found a way to be strong.
我确信迪亚戈·索利斯 So I made sure that Diego Solis
再也无法伤害我和我的儿子 never hurt my son or me ever again.
你做了什么 What did you do?
如果你很虔诚地祈祷 上帝 Well, if you pray hard enough,
会赐予拯救你的力量 God gives you the tools to your salvation.
卡洛斯说他是跟埃尔帕索的女服务员跑了 Carlos said that his father left for a waitress in El Paso.
是我这么告诉他的 Mm-hm. That's what he was told.
可怜天下父母心 All mothers know they have to protect their children.
只不过有些妈妈更加尽责 But some of us take our job more seriously than others.
我不明白你为什么要说这些 I don't know why you're telling me this.
你我心知肚明 I think you do.
我知道你在生我的气 Ok. I know you're mad at me.
很抱歉没有阻止你跟那个家伙去约会 I'm sorry I didn't stop you from going out with that guy.
我没生气 我是说不全怪你 I'm not mad at you. I mean I'm not just mad at you.
主要是气我自己 I'm mostly mad at myself.
-好吧 -气自己对你一无所知 - Ok. - I'm mad that I like you so much
却对你着迷不已 without knowing anything about you.
你想知道什么 Oh. What do you want to know?
-最喜欢的食物 -墨西哥菜 - What's your favorite food? - Mexican.
-最喜欢的运动 -橄榄球 - What's your favorite sport? - Football.
-最喜欢的乐队 -艾维斯·卡斯特洛 - Favorite band? - Elvis Costello.
我是说乐队 他是歌手 That's a guy, not a band.
他是乐队里的一员 It's a guy with a band.
那你觉得我怎么样 What do you think of me?
不好意思 能再来一次吗 I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
-我不想多说了 -这太疯狂了 - I don't want to talk about it. - This is insane!
-你从没关心过我 -收起你这种态度 - Do you even care about me? - Do not talk that way!
-范德坎普太太 -扎克 - Mrs. Van de Kamp. - Hi, Zach.
我来看看发生什么事了 I wanted to see if everything was all right.
-没什么事 -你确定吗 - Everything's fine. - Are you sure?
是的 Yes.
那就好 明天见 Well, ok. I'll see you tomorrow then.
好的 一定 I'm sure that you will.
人们天生就会 People by their very nature are always
对入侵者保持警惕 on the lookout for intruders...
想要阻止别人融入进来 Trying to prevent those on the outside from getting in.
可总有些人为了 But there will always be those who
进入我们的生活软硬兼施 force their way into our lives,
相对的 也有我们想主动邀请进来的人 just as there will be those we invite in.
不过最令人担忧的是 But the most troubling of all
那些就站在外面看我们的人 will be the ones who stand on the outside looking in.
永远也无从得知他们的用意所在 The ones we never truly get to know.