《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
我想要个孩子 I want a child.
我们说好的 不要孩子 We made a deal. No kids.
避孕受阻 Tampering with prescriptions...
诺亚女儿那个案子的档案 File on Noah's daughter.
证据暴露 ...uncovering evidence...
我们在找什么 What are we looking for?
那是谁 What was that?
非法入侵 ...breaking and entering...
布里是位淑女 Bree is a lady.
一位美丽而古典的熟女 A very beautiful, classy lady.
记住 她们终归会跟医生 Remember, they tend to end up with doctors,
而非药剂师携手到老 not pharmacists.
还有复仇之心 ...and a whole lot of revenge.
苏珊·梅尔 Since she was a little girl,
从小就很想做母亲 Susan Mayer wanted to be a mother in the worst way.
好了 我去拿奶瓶 你真可爱 Ok, I'm gonna get your bottle. You're so cute, yeah!
从她把茱莉从医院 And from the first day
带回家的第一天起 she brought Julie home from the hospital...
你怎么会 Oh! How did you...
她就总在犯错 She was.
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh!
尽管她非常渴望好好照顾她的女儿 Despite her desire to do well by her daughter...
苏珊还是屡战屡败 ...Susan suffered through countless failures.
真对不起 So sorry!
当然 苏珊花了好些年才认识到 Of course, it took Susan a few years to realize
即便最好的父母也会偶尔犯点错误 that even the best of parents make mistakes now and then.
但茱莉现在长成了亭亭玉立的少女 But now that Julie was a tenage girl,
苏珊开始意识到... Susan had started to realize...
...决不能再出错了 ...there was no room for error.
茱莉 扎克在外面干什么 Julie, what is Zach doing out there?
我告诉过你别再理他 I told you not to speak to him.
我没有 所以他才往我窗户扔石子 I'm not. That's why he's throwing gravel at my window.
好吧 让我来一劳永逸地解决这件事 Right, that's it. I'm gonna handle this once and for all.
扎克 你觉得你在... Zach, what do you think you're...
梅尔夫人 真抱歉 Mrs. Mayer, I am so sorry.
一颗颗扔没用我就想试试扔一把 One pebble wasn't working so I tried a whole handful.
我会补偿你的 I'll make it up to you.
怎么补偿 你能把你的眼角膜给我吗 How, will you give me your corneas?
妈妈 躺下 Mom, lay back.
我就是想跟茱莉谈谈 I wanted to talk to Julie.
她不回我电话 She hasn't been returning my phone calls.
我现在在这了 你想怎么样 Well, I'm here now. What do you want?
茱莉 我就是想再见见你 Come on, Julie. I just wanna see you again.
出去走走 聊聊 You know. Talk, hang out.
或许我们俩先分开冷静一下 好吗 Maybe it would be better if we just cooled it for a while, ok?
为什么 Why?
你刚朝她妈妈的脸扔了石头 You threw rocks in her mother's face.
这理由成立不 How's that for a start?
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
我这几周都在试着跟他分手 I've been trying to break up with him for weeks.
总算有借口了 Finally, an excuse.
没错 苏珊多数时候都是个不太成功的母亲 Yes, Susan had failed many times as a mother.
你做得很好 妈妈 You did good, mom.
她发现这点的同时也获得了成功 So she took her victories where she found them.
别客气 You're welcome.
《绝望的主妇》第一季 第二十集 Desperate Housewives S01E20
春天每年都如约到达紫藤郡 Spring comes every year to Wisteria Lane.
花儿含苞待放 It's the time when flowers start to bloom.
蝴蝶破茧而出 When butterflies emerge from their cocoons.
蜜蜂忙采花蜜 When bees begin to search for nectar.
春天也是一个年轻男人的美梦 Spring is also the time when a young man's fancy turns to...
破灭的时候 obsession.
我们必须买那个 We must buy that.
你好啊 Hello, there.
真巧 Oh, my heavenly days!
雷克斯 是乔治 Rex, look, it's George.
见到你很高兴 布里 Nice to see you, Bree.
范德坎普医生 Dr. Van de Kamp.
乔治 George.
你身体怎么样了 So, how's your health?
不太好 我的药剂师是个白痴 Not good. My cardiologist is an idiot.
医生已经增加了两次剂量 The doctor upped his dosage twice
但还是没效果 and it's still not helping.
我想它们会起作用的 I'm sure it'll all work itself out.
见到你们两个真好 It's funny running into you both.
我刚好有周五晚上 I have tickets to a bonsai exposition
芒特普莱森特盆栽展览会的票 in Mount Pleasant Friday night.
-你们想去吗 -当然啦 雷克斯 - Would you like to go? - I would love to! Rex?
一晚上对着盆栽吗 A whole evening of bonsai trees?
还不如直接给我一枪呢 Wouldn't it be easier to shoot me?
说得也是 Probably.
那不如我们俩去吧 Well, why don't we just go by ourselves, then?
其实 布里 我们周五晚上有安排 Actually, Bree, we have that thing, Friday night.
什么 我们没安排啊 What? We don't have a thing.
我想可能是你老公 I think your husband's trying to say
不想让你跟我出去 he doesn't want you going out with me.
雷克斯 你还在嫉妒吗 Rex, are you still jealous?
没有 No.
分居的时候我们是约会过 We dated during the separation
可现在我们只是普通朋友 对吗 but George and I are just friends now, aren't we?
绝对的柏拉图式 Strictly Platonic.
不过如果你感觉到有什么威胁 But if you feel threatened...
我没觉得有威胁 I don't feel threatened.
那就好 说定了 Good. Then it's a date.
你今天要买东西吗 Are you going to make a purchase today?
我终于说服雷克斯买下了他的第一株兰花 I have finally convinced Rex to buy his first orchid.
好好学习吧 我讨厌那些好花在手 Study up. I hate people who own precious flowers
却不懂得好好珍惜的人 and don't know how to take care of them.
知道我讨厌什么吗 杂草 You know what I hate? Weeds.
它们突然冒出来 你得很费力才能除掉 They pop up and you have to work so hard to get rid of them.
我发现 只要有合适的药物 I find, with the right chemicals,
你几乎可以除掉任何东西 you can get rid of almost anything.
-周五见 -再见 - See you Friday. - Bye.
索利斯夫人 真令人惊喜 Mrs. Solis, what a surprise.
好久没有见到您了 We haven't seen you in here in quite some time.
我跟我丈夫前一阵处于低谷期 My husband and I went through a down-sizing phase
不过我们已经走出来了 but we snapped out of it.
生活真美好 Life is good.
这个让生活更美好了 Oh, and this would make it so much better!
那太好了 Excellent.
请坐进去感受一下 Slip inside, see how that feels.
我真想这周末她就能停在我家的车道上 I'd love to have this in my driveway by Saturday.
我要办一个盛大的烧烤派对 I'm having a big barbecue.
让每个人都看到她 I want everyone to see it.
真棒 为了庆祝什么呢 How exciting. What's the occasion?
我丈夫的送别会 My husband's going-away party.
真的 他要去哪 Really? Where's he going?
类似公办年假 It's a sort of government-sponsored sabbatical.
他要去多久 How long is he going to be gone?
8个月 Eight months.
表现好的话就6个月 Six with good behavior.
-真皮内饰很赞吧 -没错 - Isn't the leather interior wonderful? - It is.
没错 就是味道闻着有点重 It is. It's just the smell's a little intense.
它是全进口 纯意大利小牛犊皮 It was imported from Italy. It's 100% Italian calf.
我很抱歉 就是突然冒出来的味道 I'm so sorry! It just hit me out of nowhere.
真奇怪 最近总有气味让我想吐 It's so weird. Smells have been making me nauseous lately.
-乳房疼 背酸痛 -是啊 - Boobs tender? Achy back? - Yeah.
-最近人都这样吗 -近几百年而已 - Has it been going around? - Only for centuries.
我怀我家长子的时候也这样 I went through it carrying my eldest.
事实上 在玛莎拉蒂上你永远也找不到 The truth is, you're never gonna fit
一个适合宝宝的安全座的 a child safety seat in the back of that spyder.
四门款的车更适合家用 The four-doors are much roomier.
什么 等等 不好意思 你 Wha... wait, uh... I'm sorry, you...
你认为我怀孕了 不 我才没怀孕 You think I'm pregnant? No, I'm not pregnant.
你所有症状的符合 我只是猜测 Oh, you have all the symptoms, I just assumed.
-那你猜错了 -很抱歉 - Well, you assumed wrong. - I'm sorry.
-上帝 我有吃避孕药 -好吧 - I'm on the pill, for god's sakes! - Ok.
我不想要四门车 And I don't want a four-door.
我想要一辆性感的小敞篷 I want a sexy little convertible.
-我现在就要一辆 -我去准备文件 - I wanna buy one, now. - I'll start the paperwork.
不要这辆 我吐里面了 Well, not this one. I vomited in this one.
好的 我们会给您找辆新的 Right. We'll find you a fresh one.
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勒奈特 Lynette!
你把哈尔彭文件落家里了 You forgot your Halpern file.
我的天 勒奈特 Oh, my god. Lynette.
要说有什么人勒奈特永远都不愿再见到 If there was one person Lynette never expected to se again,
那就是安娜贝尔·福斯特 it was Annabel Foster.
八年前安娜贝尔曾想让汤姆娶她 Eight years earlier, Annabel had begged Tom to marry her.
但他告诉她 他不想结婚 But he told her he wasn't the marrying kind.
后来有一天 Then one day,
汤姆巧遇了一位冉冉上升的年轻主管 Tom happened to met a rising young executive
名叫勒奈特·林奎斯特 by the name of Lynette Lindquist.
如胶似漆的几周之后 And after a few torrid weeks,
汤姆发现或许他还是想结婚的 Tom decided perhaps he was the marrying kind after all,
心碎的安娜贝尔搬回了芝加哥 causing an embittered Annabel to move back to Chicago.
再没出现 permanently.
这或许正如勒奈特所愿 Or so Lynette had hoped.
你气色真不错 You look fantastic!
谢谢 你也是 Thank you! And you!
你又回到这儿来啦 You're here, in the office.
回到汤姆的办公室 Tom's office.
是啊 回来快3个月了 Yeah, going on 3 months now.
汤姆没告诉你吗 Didn't Tom tell you?
他一定是忘了 It-- must have slipped his mind.
忘记告诉你老婆 Ah, forget to tell your wife
你跟前女友在一起工作 you work with the old girlfriend, huh?
我成了你不可告人的小秘密吧 I guess that makes me your dirty little secret.
我得回去干活了 Well, I'll-- go back to work.
-晚点见 -等不及了 - See you later. - Can't wait.
我差点忘了 Oh, I almost forgot.
你的文件 给 Your file. Here.
保罗 怎么了 Hey, Paul. What's up?
伊迪 有点事让我很困扰 Something's been nagging me, Edie.
我想跟你聊聊 I want to talk to you about it.
-好啊 -那晚我发现你在我家 - Ok. - That night I found you in my house.
你到底为什么在那 Why were you really there?
你知道原因 You know why.
我去还你钥匙 I came to drop off your key.
起居室里有些东西被动过了 Some things were moved around my living room.
你在找什么 What were you looking for?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
要我报警吗 Do I have to call the police?
你爱干嘛干嘛 Do whatever you want.
是你说的 Suit yourself.
好吧 是苏珊让我干的 Ok. Ok! Susan made me do it.
她很想知道为什么玛丽·艾莉丝会自杀 She had this fixation on why Mary Alice killed herself,
还一直说什么敲诈纸条和死婴的事情 and she keeps blathering about blackmail notes and dead babies.
而且当她找到 Oh, and she got really hot in the butt
写着"安吉拉"名字的录像带时 when she found the name "Angela"
有些激动过头 written on one of your videotapes.
她找到了她要找的东西吗 Did she find what she was looking for?
没有 你回家时 No. You came home
她还没来得及看录像带 before she had a chance to watch the video.
我明白了 I see.
她认为你有点很邪恶 She sort of thinks you're evil.
谢了 伊迪 Thank you, Edie.
这是怎么回事 What was that all about?
苏珊·梅尔对玛丽·艾莉丝的偏执症 Susan Mayer's obsession with Mary alice
差点害我被逮捕 almost got me arrested.
现在保罗盯上她了 Now Paul's after her.
要不是那么讨厌她 我会提醒她 If I liked her better, I'd warn but...
你知道的 You know.
谢谢 Thanks.
苏珊 Susan.
好吧 下回再聊 姑娘们 Well... Talk to you girls later.
还在躲我吗 Still avoiding me, huh?
不 没有 No. No.
你想怎么样 What do you want?
我听说你和伊迪闯进了保罗·杨家 I heard that you and Edie broke into Paul Young's house.
-谁告诉你的 -伊迪 - Who told you that? - Edie.
是的 我们是闯进了 Well... Yeah, we did. Um...
我们只是想找... We were just looking...
算了 总之那么做很蠢 It doesn't matter, it was dumb.
我要你离那家伙远点 I want you to stay away from that guy.
我已经那么打算了 I was planning on doing that anyway.
这就好 Good.
麦克 Mike.
我知道为什么要离那家伙远点 I know why I was planning to stay away from him.
为什么你要我这样 Why do you want me to?
我只知道他不是好人 I just know he's a bad guy.
所以拜托 千万别和他扯上关系 So please, don't mess with him.
我不会 I won't.
我保证 I promise.
我一直在想那个药剂师 So, I've been thinking about the pharmacist.
乔治 他怎么了 George. What about him?
我觉得你不该和他出去 I don't think you should go out with him.
别这样 他是我唯一一个 Please, he's the only friend I have
对文化方面感兴趣的朋友 who's interested in cultural things.
布里 我担心是因为 Bree, I'm worried because
他显然还爱着你 he is obviously still in love with you.
不 他只想做朋友 他是这么说的 No, he just wants to be friends. He told me so.
一个那么爱你的男人还能说什么 Well, what else would a man in love say?
他不顾一切地想和你在一起 He's desperate to spend time with you.
他没那么不顾一切 He does not seem desperate to me.
我看到 你碰他肩膀时 I saw the way his hands trembled
他的手都在颤抖 when you touched his shoulder.
真的吗 They did?
我们刚开始约会时 我也是这样的 When we first started dating, the same thing happened to me.
我不记得了 I don't remember that.
听着 继续见他 Listen, continuing to see him
只会给他不切实际的希望 would just give him false hope.
我当然不想伤害他 Well, I certainly don't want to hurt him.
-再一次 -是的 你不想 - Again. - No, you don't.
我甚至想也许我该换个药剂师 I even think it would be a good idea to switch pharmacies.
是吗 Really?
好吧 Well, ok.
你知道我会想念他什么吗 You know what I'm gonna miss most about him?
乔治总是让我对自己感觉良好 George always has a way of making me feel good about myself.
是的 他是个好人 Yeah, he's a terrific guy.
亲爱的 现在你碰我的时候手还会颤抖吗 Honey, do your hands still tremble when they touch me?
不会 No.
不过 拜托 我们结婚都18年了 But, come on, we've been married 18 years.
是啊 结婚18年了 Yes, we have.
而你还是不懂在我需要时撒个谎 And you still don't know when I need you to lie.
请问 这个妊娠测试 准吗 Excuse me, this home pregnancy test, is it a good one?
我想是的 I guess.
好的 Ok, um...
-这儿有洗手间吗 -那是员工专用的 - Do you have a rest room? - It's for employees only.
就在那里 索利斯夫人 请自便 Oh, it's right over there, mrs. Solis. Help yourself.
谢谢 Thank you.
我不是跟你说要对顾客有礼貌吗 What did I tell you about being rude to customers?
随时面带微笑 否则我就让你 Stick a smile on your face or I'll keep you in back
在后面跟库存药品大眼瞪小眼 stucking shelves where no one has to look at you.
布里 什么风把你吹来了 Bree, what a pleasant surprise! What brings you here?
上周不是给范德坎普医生配过药了吗 Didn't we fill Dr. Van de Kamp's prescription last week?
乔治 是这样的 George, as it turns out,
我不能和你一起去看盆栽展了 I won't be able to go with you to the bonsai expo.
为什么呢 Why not?
我们相处太多时间 It would be a mistake for us
恐怕不太妥当 to spend too much time together.
范德坎普医生说了我什么吧 Dr. Van de Kamp said something about me.
他怎么说的 What was it?
-那不重要 -请告诉我 - It doesn't matter. - Please, tell me.
他说你还爱着我 He said you're still in love with me.
那很蠢 That's... that's stupid.
我并没爱着你 没有 I'm not in love with you. I'm not.
事实上 我爱的是金杰 The truth is, I'm in love with Ginger.
金杰 那个进货的女孩吗 Ginger? The stock girl?
是的 我们是认真的 Yes. It's very serious.
你怎么不告诉我 Oh! Why didn't you tell me?!
我们想慢慢来 不过她就是我的真命天女 Well, we're taking it slow, but she is definitely the one.
天哪 这可太好了 Oh, my goodness, this changes everything.
这周六我有个朋友要开烧烤派对 listen, a friend of mine is having a barbecue on Saturday.
-你应该来 -真的吗 - And I think you should come. - Really?
是的 带上金杰 Yes, and bring Ginger.
金杰 她可能来不了 Ginger? I don't know if she can make it.
你一定得带她来 You have to bring Ginger
如果雷克斯看到你们俩在一起 because if Rex sees the two of you together,
他就不会那么紧张了 he'll relax.
好吧 Ok.
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch!
你们的厕纸用完了 You are out of toilet paper.
布里 我回头再给你电话 Bree, I'll call you later.
勒奈特 Lynette!
亲爱的 Hey, honey!
-你在家吗 -3个月 - Are you home? - Three months?
天哪 你把我的胆都吓破了 God, you... scared the hell out of me.
你有没打算过要告诉我 Were you ever gonna tell me?
我想的 可总是话到嘴边却难以启齿 I wanted to, but I kept putting it off.
我知道你会有什么反应 I knew how you'd react.
恭喜你 对我了如指掌 Congratulations, you read me like a book.
你为什么要雇那个女人 Why would you hire that woman?
严格来说 是彼德森找她来的 Well, technically, Peterson found her.
我只是为她做担保 I just vouched for her.
汤姆 Tom...
拜托亲爱的 我只是帮了她一把 Come on, honey, I'm just helping her out.
这点小忙我还是得帮的 It's the least I can do.
当时我为了你离开她时 她都崩溃了 Look, she was devastated when I left her for you.
我良心不安 I felt bad.
你是不是对她还有感觉 Do you still have feelings for her?
行吧 不跟你说了 All right, I'm not talking to you.
告诉我没关系 你还关心她 对吗 Come on, you can tell me. You still care about her, don't you?
哪怕只是一丁点儿 Just a teeny tiny little bit?
我只是想做个好人 仅此而已 I was just trying to be a good guy. That's all.
你不能跟她一起工作 Well, you can't work with her.
你要我怎样 辞职吗 What do you want me to do? Quit?
跟彼德森谈谈 也许他能把她调走 Talk to Peterson, maybe he can get her transferred.
你们不是打算在伯利兹城开拓市场吗 Weren't you guys planning on starting something up in Belize?
-宝贝 你疯了 -不 我认真的 - Honey, you're crazy. - No, I'm serious.
她不走 我就会经常去你办公室 If she stays, I will haunt your office.
每天给你送午餐 I'll bring your lunch every day.
带上孩子们 I'll bring the kids to visit,
在你的办公桌上换尿布 I will change diapers on your desk.
每一个休息室里的生日会 Every birthday cake in the break room,
每一个退休晚会 every retirement party,
我都要参加 监视着她 I will be there, watching her.
那我最好给你弄个停车位 Well, I'd better get you a parking space,
因为她不会走 'cause she's staying.
觉得它给屋子更添光彩了吗 Don't you think it spices up the room?
我只是给你留下个致歉的礼物 I was just leaving you a gift to apologize for,
为了 把砂子扔到你脸上那件事 you know, throwing gravel in your face.
-你不必那样 -有必要 - Well, you didn't have to do that. - I kinda did.
-我希望我们能友好相处 -我说 - See, I want us to be friends. - Yeah, well...
-那不可能 -为什么不可能 - That's not gonna happen. - Why not?
除了你差点弄瞎我之外 Aside from you blinding me?
几星期前 你在我家里发狂 You know, several weeks ago, you freaked out in my house.
你尖叫 乱扔家具 You screamed, you threw furniture around...
好吧 我知道我那天晚上是有点失控 Ok, I realize that I was out of line that night.
可我当时很难过 But I was upset.
我们得和解 就算是为了朱莉 And we have to get over that, for Julie's sake.
为了朱莉吗 For Julie's sake?
要是她妈妈和她男友不能和睦相处 How do you think it makes her feel
你觉得她会是什么感受 that her mother and boyfriend can't get along?
朱莉可没把你当成她男朋友 Julie does not think of you as her boyfriend.
其实 她不想跟你有什么牵连 In fact, I don't think she wants anything to do with you.
-她那样说的吗 -是的 - She said that? - Yeah.
-我不信 -信不信随你 - I don't believe you. - Believe whatever you want.
如果她那么说 If she did,
一定是因为你在她面前说我坏话 it's because you tell her stuff about me that's not true!
扎克 回来 Zach! Come here!
现在 Right now!
求你了 别毁了我的希望 Please. Don't ruin this for me.
你怎么认识玛丽·艾莉丝的 How do you know Mary Alice?
-谁 -玛丽·艾莉丝·杨 - Who? - Mary Alice Young.
在美景镇她就住我隔壁 She lives next door to me in Fairview.
这张照片上她和你在一块 She's standing right here in this picture with you.
那是安吉拉·福里斯特 That's Angela Forrest,
15年前我们都在康复中心工作 we worked together at the rehab center 15 years ago.
不可能 你以为我不了解我邻居吗 Don't be dense. Don't you think I know my own neighbor?
这个玛丽·艾莉丝有孩子吗 Does this Mary Alice have children?
一个十几岁的男孩 A teenager. A boy.
怎么 What?
安吉拉和我一起 Angela and I worked together
照料过一个心理失常的年轻女人 with a very disturbed young woman
那女人生了个男孩 who gave birth to a baby boy.
大约一年以后 About a year later,
安吉拉和她丈夫失踪了 Angela and her husband disappeared.
不久 我听说那孩子也失踪了 Not long after that, I heard that the child was missing too.
大家说只是巧合 People said it was just a coincidence.
但我内心深处 倒一直希望 But in my heart, I always hoped
她给了他一个正常的家 she had given him a proper home.
你是说她偷了那个孩子吗 Are you saying she stole the baby?
别那么惊讶 玛莎 Don't look shocked, Martha.
这样你的脸更肥了 It makes your face look fat.
那孩子的亲生母亲是个瘾君子 The biological mother was a drug addict.
如果我没怀疑错 安吉拉真是你邻居 If Angela really is your neighbor, which I doubt,
那么那孩子很走运 then that child was very lucky.
勒奈特 如果你要找汤姆 Lynette, if you're looking for Tom,
他出去见客户了 he's out with a client.
不是 其实我是来找你的 No. I actually wanted to see you.
还可真巧 You know, that's really funny,
我也正想找你呢 I was thinking the same thing.
我整天都呆在这儿 I've been here all this time.
我们应该出去吃个午饭 就我们俩 We should go out, for lunch, just the two of us.
好啊 我查查我的日程表 Yeah. I'll check my book.
安娜贝尔 So, Annabel...
...你还喜欢汤姆吗 ...Do you have feelings for Tom?
-你说什么 -你没听错 - What? - You heard me.
好吧 既然你要谈 Ok, you wanna talk about this?
那我们就谈谈好了 Let's talk.
没错 汤姆和我是曾热恋过 Yes, Tom and I were in love.
但他和你结婚了 But he married you.
我也没打算去拆散一对恩爱夫妻 I'm not looking to break up a happy couple.
况且这事你做得比我顺手多了 不是吗 Anyway, that's rather more your speed, isn't it?
女士们 早上好 Morning, ladies.
我进来充充电 Just coming in for a little more fuel.
别人当作垃圾的东西却是我的灵丹妙药 Yup. One man's sludge is another man's liquid gold.
好了 回去继续奋斗 Well, back to the trenches.
给我注意点 汤姆和我密不可分 Watch your step. Tom and I are a team.
我们的婚姻坚不可摧 Our marriage is rock solid.
无论你做什么都是白费心机 Nothing you do could ever break that up.
那你何必站在这里警告我 Then why are you down here right now, warning me?
加布丽尔 你怎么来了 Gabrielle! What brings you down here?
老天爷 你这次又造了什么孽 Oh, sweet mother of god, what have you done this time?
-你怀孕了 -是的 - You're pregnant? - Yes.
这根本不可能 我一直在吃避孕药 And it's impossible, I'm on the pill.
也许你会认为这是一种犯罪 Which you probably think is a sin,
但这药的确有效 but it works.
这可是99.9%的有效犯罪啊 It's a 99.9% effective sin.
也许在那0.1%中有上帝的旨意呢 Maybe it's in that one tenth of a percent that god resides.
你就是忍不住要这么说 是吧 Couldn't wait to throw that in, could you?
老天在耍着我玩呢 God is screwing with me.
他不喜欢我现在的生活方式 He doesn't like the way I live my life
所以他要惩罚我 so he's punishing me.
那你有没有做什么会遭报应的事呢 Have you done something that would warrant being punished?
那个园丁 The gardener?
我以为那已经结束了 I thought that was over.
是结束了 然后... No, it was, and then...
你意会吧 我说不清 You just had to be there.
我想说的是 That's my point is,
我肯定会是个糟糕的母亲 I'd be an awful mother.
我既自私又自我为中心 I'm selfish and self-centered...
唯一比我还自我中心的人就是卡洛斯 The only person more self-centered than me is Carlos.
他太自我中心了 He's so self-centered,
以至于都未曾意识我也这么自我中心 he doesn't know how self-centered I am.
我们将是一对糟糕的父母 We'd be terrible parents.
加布丽尔 我想帮你 Gabrielle, I'd like to help,
但我不知道你到底想怎么样 but I'm not sure what it is you want.
我只是 不知道该生谁的气 It's just, I wanna know who to be angry at.
不如这么想吧 别生气 Here's thought, don't be angry.
感恩吧 孩子是上帝的礼物 不是吗 Be thankful. Children are a gift, are they not?
我才没时间听你的废话 I don't have time for this crap.
我还要策划一个派对 I have a party to plan.
谢了 Thanks.
伊迪 Edie
一切都进行得不错啊 Wow. Things are really coming along.
是啊 缓慢而昂贵 Yeah. Slowly and expensively.
这一切都是值得的 It'll be worth it.
你做得很棒 You're doing an amazing job.
所以 看来你天生就是个掠夺者 So look, you're basically... a predator
我需要些建议 and I need some advice.
我知道汤姆爱我 And I know Tom loves me,
只是我不信任这个女人 but I don't trust this woman.
我觉得这背后一定暗藏诡计 I think there's an agenda there.
我也不知道 也许是我多想了 I don't know. Maybe I'm being paranoid.
不 你来找我是对的 No, no. You did the right thing coming to me.
解决这种问题一般有两种方法 There are two ways to approach this.
首先 我必须得问 First, I have to ask,
这女人长得如何 what kind of shape is this woman in?
非常完美 她是个尤物 Fantastic shape, she's gorgeous.
好吧 那就只剩一种办法了 Ok. Now there's really only one way to approach this.
-你得尽快行动 -继续说 - You're gonna have to act fast. - I'm listening.
其实很简单 It's pretty simple.
当我察觉被威胁到时 我会拉拢她 When I feel threatened by a woman, I pull her in.
把她当作最好的朋友 I make her my best friend.
我记得你曾说过你没任何女性朋友 I thought you said you didn't have any female friends.
我是没有 I don't.
可我也从未受到别的女人的威胁 And I've never felt threatened by another woman either.
但是重点是 But the point is...
-知己知彼 -百战不殆 - Keep your friends close... - Keep your enemies closer.
汤姆 我们要办个晚宴 Tom. We're having a dinner party.
我打算邀请安娜贝尔 I'm thinking of inviting Annabel.
我不要搬家 We're not moving.
苏珊已经看出点端倪了 伊迪说 Susan knows something. Edie said...
我不在乎伊迪说了什么 I don't care what Edie said!
我不会离开朱莉的 I'm not leaving Julie!
你要把我们的生命和未来置于危险之中 You wanna risk our lives, our future,
就为了这种 短暂的校园爱情 over some... schoolyard crush?
不止这样 朱莉她爱我 It's more than that. Julie loves me.
那她为什么不见你 Then why does she refuse to see you?
梅尔夫人骗了她 Mrs. Mayer lies to her.
不然的话 她一定会和我在一起的 If it wasn't for that, she would be with me.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
-朱莉是个非常特别的女孩 -我知道 - Julie's a very special girl. - I know.
任何男孩都可能是她的囊中之物 She could have just about any boy she wanted.
你是个很优秀的孩子 真的 I think you're a wonderful kid. I do,
只是 扎克 你并没有那么特别 but... you're not that special, Zach.
并没有 Not really.
-她吻了我 -最近吗 - She kissed me. - Lately?
我们去整理行装 离开这里吧 Let's pack our bags and get out of here.
远离一切纷乱 重新开始 Leave this whole mess behind and start over.
我保证还会有其他的女孩的 And there will be other girls, I promise.
不 No!
如果苏珊去报警 我们就完了 If Susan goes to the police, it's over.
他们会把我带走 They'll take me away.
也会把你带走 They will take you away.
你还不明白吗 Don't you get that?
如果朱莉不再爱我了 If Julie doesn't love me anymore,
那其他根本不重要 then it doesn't matter.
一切都没有意义了 None of it matters.
麦格鲁德根本不知道发生了什么事 Oh, Mcgruder had absolutely no idea what was going on.
在整个拍摄过程中 During the entire shoot facial campaign,
他几乎一直握着本森的手 he was practically holding Benson's hand!
在伯纳姆如此嘲弄他一番后 After the way Burnham screwed him over,
我都替感到他害羞了 I'd be nervous too!
我的天 这太糟了 My god, it was awful!
打扰一下 我得清理一下桌子 Excuse me, I need to get in here so I can clear the plates.
-亲爱的 需要帮忙吗 -不用 - Honey, you want some help? - I'm good.
看来我们有伴儿了 Oh... Looks like we got company.
伙计们 现在不是该睡觉了吗 Hey, guys. Isn't it time for bed?
他们都没怎么见你 Oh, they never get to see you.
让他们在这儿呆一会吧 Let 'em stay up for a while.
好吧 过来 我想让你们见一个人 Ok, come here. I want you to meet someone.
这是福斯特小姐 This is Miss Foster.
她是你们爸爸很久很久以前的朋友 She's an old, old friend of your daddy's.
-你手上拿的是什么 -我们的画 - What you got there? - A picture we painted.
让我看看 Let me have a look at that.
这是我们和爸爸妈妈 It's all of us with mommy and daddy.
我们全家都非常幸福 We're really happy.
画得太好了 Oh, that is so adorable.
你们什么时候画的 When did you do this?
今天 妈妈让我们画的 Today. Mom told us to.
我让他们画点好看的东西 I told them to paint something nice.
画什么是他们自己决定的 The sentiment's theirs.
是你让我们这么画的 But you told us to.
等等 大人在说话 Hold on, grown-ups are talking.
画得真好 Well, this is really neat.
改天你们也帮我画张好吗 Hey, how would you boys like to paint my portrait one day?
好啊 你这么漂亮 Sure, you're pretty.
好了 Ok, great.
听爸爸的话 该去睡觉了 So like your dad said, it's time for bed.
我带他们上去 I'll take 'em back upstairs.
来吧 小家伙们 Come on, guys.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我们走吧 Here we go.
我不得不说 你的家真是既温馨又美丽 I must say, your home is warm and inviting,
你的孩子个个都是珍宝啊 your children are absolutely precious.
这整场晚宴简直就是 This whole evening was practically
完美家庭的广告版 a commercial for the perfect family.
你也这么觉得 You think?
你安排得几近完美 You couldn't have planned it any better.
我是真心的 And I mean that.
很好 Good.
-你好 苏珊 -保罗 - Hello, Susan. - Paul...
我知道你和伊迪在我家鬼鬼祟祟做了什么 I understand you and Edie went snooping through my house.
没关系 我没生气 It's ok, I'm not mad.
那么 你想知道关于安吉拉的什么事 So, what do you want to know about Angela?
那是玛丽·艾莉丝的本名 It was Mary Alice's birth name.
这名字来自她的阿姨安吉拉 She was named after her aunt Angela.
她还年轻的时候 她们闹翻了 When she was a teenager, they fell out
所以她就改名为玛丽·艾莉丝 so she changed her name to Mary Alice.
这事发生在我们结婚前 This was before we were married,
所以请原谅我在细节上的疏漏 so forgive me if I'm hazy on the details.
就这样 这就是你的解释 That's it? That's the explanation?
不可置信般的简单 是吧 Ridiculously simple, isn't it?
她就因为和她阿姨不合而去改了名 She changed her name because she got in a fight with her aunt?
这不像玛丽·艾莉丝的行事风格啊 That doesn't seem like something Mary Alice would do.
自杀也不像 Neither did suicide,
但她确实这么做了 but we both know she did it.
那我们能不计往事了吗 So, can we finally put this behind us?
或者你还想在我家搜点别的资料 Or do you need to break into my home for anything else?
不 我了解了 谢谢 No. Um... I'm good, thanks.
但是 如果你不介意的话 Though, if you wouldn't mind,
我想看看我找到的那盘录像带 I'd like to see that videotape I found.
那盘写了安吉拉名字的 The one marked Angela.
若能看看年轻时的玛丽·艾莉丝也不错 It would be nice to see Mary Alice when she was young.
很抱歉那盒录像带被我和垃圾一起扔掉了 I'm afraid that box of tapes was thrown out with the trash.
那算了 Ok, then.
苏珊 我是真心希望你 Susan, I'm serious when I say
能还我一个清静的家 I hope you'll leave my family alone now.
你无休止的好奇心让我疲于应付 This endless suspicion of yours has become very tiring.
好的 乐意之至 Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
不好意思 我手机响了 Oh, that's my cell. Sorry.
好的 Ok.
上帝 是彼德森 不好意思 My god, it's Peterson. Excuse me.
-彼德森 -你好 - Peterson? - Hello?
今晚这场戏你做真好啊 So, that was quite a show you put on tonight.
做戏 Show?
孩子们的画 The boys paintings,
时不时地炫耀我们的幸福 all these references to how happy we are?
含蓄地提醒安娜贝尔 What's wrong with subtly reminding Annabel
你婚姻幸福有什么不对 you're happily married?
你根本就不含蓄 It wasn't subtle.
况且这也间接羞辱了我 And it's an insult to me.
我根本没这意思 I did not mean it that way.
难道你对我就这么没信心 Are you so insecure
需要上演这么一出吗 that you have to pull that crap?
你小声点 Keep your voice down!
她对我有没有意思 这无关紧要 It doesn't matter if she has feelings for me
只要我对她没感觉就行了 as long as I'm not interested.
我曾经给过任何让你不安理由吗 Have I ever, ever given you any reason to doubt me?
世事皆有可能 Anyone is capable of anything.
我们第一次见面 你就撒谎 The first time we met, you were cheating.
那是哄你 为了哄你 With you! Cheating with you!
这可是一种行为模式 It's a pattern of behavior.
别再说了 Give me a break!
好吧 那我应该做什么呢 Well, what am I supposed to do?
你居然雇佣了你的前女友 You hire your old girlfriend
并且瞒了我整整3个月 and don't tell me about it for three months?
如果我在事发当天便告诉你 I could have told you from day one,
你还是会对我暴跳如雷的 you would still jump down my throat.
我和安娜贝尔的事都成历史了 Annabel is ancient history.
她就在隔壁 She's in the next room.
我们多久才能像一对真正的夫妇 勒奈特 How long do we have to be married, Lynette
你还有多久才会完全信任我 how long until you actually trust me?
我信任你 I trust you.
你说过多少遍 How many times have you said,
"要是你敢碰别的女人 "If you ever touch another woman,
我就要带着孩子们 离开这个家 I'll take the boys out and walk out here
并决不让你再见我们一面" and you'll never see us again"?
那只是妻子对她们丈夫随便说说的 That's just... something wives say to their husbands.
并非所有的妻子都如此 Not all wives.
老天 勒奈特 你就这么确定 God, Lynette, you're just so convinced
我会背叛我们的婚姻 that I'm gonna be unfaithful!
你偏执狂般的不信任令我非常不舒服 It makes me sick, the distrust, the paranoia...
看来 除非你把我逼得去出轨 You know, it seems you won't be happy
来证明你自己是对的 until you drive me out of this marriage
要不然你永远不会善罢甘休 to prove yourself right!
等等 忘记我刚刚说的话 Ok, wait. Forget I said that.
太迟了 It's too late.
你已经说出口了 You said it.
那就把它当做 Well, then just consider it something
丈夫们对妻子随便说说的吧 that husbands say to their wives.
彼德森可是喜出望外啊 Well, Peterson's on cloud nine.
他在麦德龙账户里发现了一些内幕 He discovered some inside scoop on the Metro account.
坏消息是 我们不得不重拟报告 The bad news is, we have to re-do the entire presentation.
-今晚吗 -他们明天一早就要 - Tonight? - They need it first thing in the morning.
彼德森说我们可能要通宵准备 Peterson says we might be pulling an all-nighter.
我不能开车 我喝了酒 I can't drive, I've been drinking.
我来开 走吧 I'll drive. Come on.
-谢谢 -别担心 勒奈特 - Thanks. - Don't worry, Lynette.
我会尽快把他还给你 I'll deliver him back to you as soon as I can.
好吧 Please do!
甜心 帮我照看一下 Honey, take over a minute.
我想发表一番言论 I'm giving a speech.
让它们一直保持这个成色 好吗 Make sure they stay pink like that, ok?
你还好吧 Are you ok?
当然 我只是没有料想到 Oh! Yeah, I just didn't realize
肉也可以这么恶心 how disgusting meat could be.
各位 我只是想说 Everyone, I just wanted to say
你们的到来对我意义重大 it means a lot to me that all of you came.
正如你们所知道 接下来的日子 And as you know, in a few days,
我会参加一个公办的度假 I will be taking a little government-sponsored vacation.
幸运的是 其中还包含早餐 Lucky for me, breakfast is included.
-天哪 -糟糕的是 - Oh, god - The bottom line is,
我要去坐牢 当一个人马上要蹲监狱时 I'm going to jail, and when a man goes away to jail,
希望你们中的任何人都不要落得如此下场 which I hope none of you here ever have to do,
他就能分辨出谁是他真正的朋友 he sees who his real friends are.
所以 谢谢你们 So thanks.
干杯 Cheers!
算了 原谅你吧 Excuse you.
待在这 直到我要你帮忙的时候 Stay put until I need you.
别和任何人说话 Don't talk to anybody
看在上帝的份上 别喝醉了 and for god's sake, don't get drunk.
我本应该出席我表亲的婚礼 I'm supposed to be at my cousin's wedding.
不是婚礼 那只是个承诺的仪式 It's not a wedding, it's a commitment ceremony.
坐下 Now sit down and...
尽量显得自然点 ...try to... fit in.
我给你拿了个热狗 I got you a hotdog.
我不想吃 谢谢 我不饿 No, thanks, I'm full.
他们有一套槌球戏装置 They have a croquet set.
想去打进几个球吗 Wanna go hit some balls?
不想 No.
没关系 那我就这样坐在这 That's fine. I can just sit here.
扎克 Zach.
我不想做你的女朋友 I don't wanna be your girlfriend
或是和你一块出去玩 or I don't want to hang out with you.
只想要一个人待着 好吗 I want you to leave me alone, ok?
好 Ok.
那一刻 In that moment,
当看到显然被掉过包 while looking at the pills
的药片时 that had been so obviously tampered with,
顿时 加布丽尔的恶心 Gabrielle's nausea was suddenly
被一种更强烈的感觉替代 replaced by an even stronger sensation.
那就是愤怒 Rage.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
很抱歉 我不是故意的 I'm so sorry. That was an accident.
回答我的问题 你在这干什么 Answer my question. What are you doing here?
-我是受邀而来的 -谁邀请你的 - I was invited. - By who?
你知道吗 范德坎普医生 You know what? Dr. Van de Kemp,
我没必要回答你的问题 I don't believe I have to answer to you.
我认为你必须回答 You see, I think you do.
这到底是怎么回事 What's going on here?
他闯进聚会 He crashed the party.
他显然不知道什么是拒绝 This guy clearly is not taking no for an answer.
没关系的 乔治有女朋友 It's ok. George has a girlfriend.
你带她来了吧 You brought her, didn't you?
-他没有女朋友 -我有 - He doesn't have a girlfriend. - I do so.
她就在那边 She's right over there.
那就是他的女朋友吗 That's his girlfriend?
你看到了 别担心了 See? We were worried for nothing.
所以你要想道歉 随时... So, any time you want to apologize...
雷克斯 你得向乔治表示表示 Oh, come on, Rex. You owe George some sort of gesture.
管他呢 Oh, what the hell.
雷克斯 你疯了 Rex, have you lost your mind?!
公平一点 我推的是他 To be fair, I only pushed him.
卡洛斯 你是混蛋 Carlos! You son of a bitch!
我怀孕了 这都是你的错 I am pregnant and it's all your fault.
这派对挺像那么回事的 Wow. This is turning into one helluva a party.
你还好吗 Are you ok?
老实说 I think I can honestly say,
不 我不好 no, I'm not.
我非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
谢了 Thanks.
但你知道人们怎么说孩子们吗 But you know what they say about kids?
你无法想象拥有他们的生活 That you can't imagine having them
直到你真的有了 until you do,
接着 你又无法想像没有他们的生活 And then you can't imagine life without them?
真是这样的 It's true.
我是说 也许这次是因祸得福 All I'm saying is, maybe this is a blessing in disguise.
我不知道孩子的爸爸是谁 I don't know who the father is.
你说什么 What?
没错 Yeah.
这么说 你和约翰还... So you and John have still been...?
是的 Yeah.
加布 Gaby!
我知道你想说什么 苏珊 I know, Susan,
我不知道接下来该怎么办 I don't know what I'm gonna do!
天哪 Oh! Oh, my god!
上帝啊 那是我的房子 Oh, my god! That's my house!
我去打911 I'll call 911!
快去 那是我家 Yes, that's-that's my house!
天 我的厨房 Oh, my...! Look, my kitchen!
火太大了 Oh, it's a big fire!
看起来应该是没关煤气 Turns out, someone left the gas on
并让蜡烛持续燃烧引起火灾的 with candles burning.
那不可能 我们从不在白天点蜡烛 That's not possible. We don't burn candles during the day.
我的确早些时候 Uh, well, I did have
点了一根法式香草蜡烛 可 a French vanilla candle burning earlier, but...
我基本确定把它吹灭了 I'm almost positive I blew it out.
你基本确定吗 You're almost positive?
是的 Yes! I did!
我的确吹灭了 我想是的 I did, I... I think.
幸运的是 火势被控制住了 You're lucky the fire was contained.
要不然很可能造成更大规模的毁坏 The damage could have been far more extensive.
从现在起 你们得更加小心 You've gotta be more careful from now on.
别担心 我们会的 Don't worry. We will be.
-布里 你好 -你好 - Bree, hi. - Hi.
你那天急匆匆地就离开了聚会 You left the party so quickly,
我都没能向你为雷克斯的所作所为道歉 I didn't have a chance to apologize to you for what Rex did.
乔治 我很抱歉 他居然当着 George, I'm so sorry he humiliated you
所有人的面羞辱你 in front of all those people.
我也不知道他到底怎么了 I don't know what got into him.
这不明摆着吗 他讨厌我 Isn't it obvious? He hates me.
不 他不讨厌你 只是不了解你 No, he doesn't hate you, he doesn't even know you.
你也一点都不了解他 You don't really even know him.
我深谙其故 I know this much.
他不想我们俩做朋友 He's not gonna let us be friends.
这也由不得他选择的 Well, that's not his choice to make.
如果他叫你以后都不要和我见面怎么办 What if he asks you not to see me any more?
如果他命令你这么做怎么办 What if he orders you not to?
既然是由我来决定我的人生中需要谁 Well, I decide who I need in my life,
我决定 我需要的是你 and I've decided that I need you.
就是这样 And that's all there is to it.
他可能会万般阻挠 He could make it awfully difficult
我们接触 for you to spend time with me.
谁说他知道我怎么度过我的闲暇时光的 Well, who says he has to know how I spend my free time?
我现在和街对面的家庭有点矛盾 I'm having trouble with the family across the street.
我认为他们中一位放火烧了我的房子 I think one of them may have set a fire in my house.
我也不知道为什么 And I don't know why,
但我觉得这和我一个 but I fel like it's got something to
自杀的朋友有关 do with my friend who killed herself.
我报了警 但他们并不把我当回事 I called the police, but they didn't take me seriously.
这家里有个秘密 一个可怕的秘密 This family's got a secret, a bad secret.
我头都大了 I'm in over my head.
我需要你帮我查出事情的真相 I need you to find out everything there is to know
保罗·杨和他们一家的真相 about Paul Young and his family.
你能帮我吗 Do you think you can help me?
说实话 As a matter of fact,
我能办到 I know I can.
春天每年都如约到达紫藤郡 Spring comes every year to Wisteria Lane.
但并不是每个人都记得驻足 But not everyone remembers to stop
闻闻花香的 and smell the flowers.
有些忙于担忧未来 Some are too busy worrying about the future.
或是他们过去犯下的错误 Or mistakes they've made in the past.
有些则注重于如何不被抓到 Others are preoccupied with not getting caught.
这是窗口 It's a window!
有些则在思考如何抓到某人 Or thinking of ways to catch someone else.
不管怎样 总有一些人 Still, there will always be a few
记得花点时间 who remember to take a moment
来感激春天的馈赠 and appreciate what spring has given them.
同样 总有一些人 Just as there will always be those
偏好坐在黑暗里 who prefer to sit in the dark,
细想他们失去的一切 brooding over everything they've lost.