《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
有人粗心大意 One was careless...
你把一个女人撞得昏迷不醒 You put a woman into a coma.
-理应会有一些特殊的情绪 -不会啊 - Surely, that arouses some emotion. - Well, it doesn't.
我们俩结束了 You and I are finished.
有人决心悔过 One said goodbye.
我厌倦了接连不断的失败 I'm tired of feeling like a failure.
有人差点失去理智 One almost lost it.
你老婆可不是因为我的字条而自杀的 Your wife didn't kill herself because of my note,
而是因为她对那苦命的孩子所做的一切 she killed herself because of what she did to that poor baby.
有人罪有应得 And one got exactly what she deserved.
加布丽尔正等待着她的又一妙计 Gabrielle was waiting for her next great idea.
15岁时 她人生的第一个妙计 Her first great idea came when she was 15,
萌发于她继父的深夜造访之后 after her stepfather paid her a late-night visit.
第二天 她就买了一张 She bought a bus ticket to New York
去纽约的大巴车票 the very next day.
5年后 她有了第二个妙计 Her next occurred five years later,
她决定勾引 when she decided to seduce
一位著名时装摄影师 a famous fashion photographer.
一周后 她便开始了自己 One week later she began her career
T台模特的生涯 as a runway model,
下一个妙计很快接踵而至 which soon led to her next great idea,
她决定嫁给卡洛斯.索利斯 her decision to marry Carlos Solis.
等她回过神来 Before she knew it,
她已然从T台搬到了郊区 she had jumped off the runway and moved to the suburbs.
她最近的妙计 Her most recent great idea was born
缘于无趣的新生活 out of her boredom with her new life.
于是她开始 That's how she came to
和她年轻的园丁幽会 start an affair with her teenage gardener,
而这 在一起意外后戛然而止 which was cut short by a tragic accident.
现在 加布丽尔又一次 So, once again, Gabrielle was
期待着新妙计的诞生 in need of a great idea.
索利斯夫人 我知道你很担心 Mrs. Solis, I know you're worried,
但这需要时间 but it's gonna take time.
什么 Hm? What is?
你看起来很难过 You look sad.
我以为你在担心你的婆婆 I assumed you were thinking about your mother-in-law.
-并没有 -那你在想什么呢 - Oh, no. - So, uh, what were you thinking about?
我的人生 My life.
它和我预期的相去甚远 It hasn't turned out like I thought it would.
-亲爱的 -不 我知道我不该抱怨 - Oh, honey. - Oh, no. I know I shouldn't complain.
好像少了点什么 It's just there's something missing
可我又说不上来 and I don't know what it is.
-你有过这种感觉吗 -没有 - Do you ever feel that way? - No.
我每天晚上都睡得很踏实 When I go home at night, I sleep like a baby.
因为我清楚自己 'Cause I know I did something
白天做了帮助他人的事 that day that helped people.
-那感觉一定很好 -确实 - That must be a nice feeling. - Hm. It is.
有时我也会希望工作能够轻松点儿 There's times I wish I didn't have to work so hard.
这儿缺护士 上头还要削减预算 We got a nursing shortage and they cut our budget.
注意 所有待命人员 Attention, all available personnel.
214病房 需要医疗急救 Code blue, stat, room 214.
-失陪了 -所有待命人员 - Excuse me. - All available personnel.
214病房 需要医疗急救 Code blue, stat, room 214.
快把医生叫来 他呼吸困难 Damned! Get a doctor in here. I don't have an airway.
来不及了 我得插管了 No time. I have to intubate.
盖茨先生 盖茨先生 听得到吗 Mr. Getz. Mr. Getz, listen.
我不会让你死的 好吗 You're not dying on me, ok?
这根管子会帮你呼吸 This tube is to help you breathe.
现在我需要你拿出勇气来 I need you to be brave now.
就在这一刻 加布丽尔灵机一触 It was then that Gabrielle got her next great idea.
她决定举办首届 She decided to throw the first annual
圣心慈善时装秀 Sacred Heart charity fashion show
为雇佣更多的医护人员募集资金 to raise money for more nursing staff.
加比 我做不到 Gaby, I can't do it.
我没法穿着这些裙子走T台 I cannot walk down a runway in one of these dresses.
我穿着它们太显胖了 They all make me look so fat.
拜托找人替我吧 Please get someone to take my place.
听着 贝蒂 你现在可不能撒手不管 Listen, Betty! Ok? You're not quitting on me now.
我们会帮你找一条 We'll find you a gown that's black
非常衬你的黑色长裙 and slimming and you'll look great.
-你得拿出勇气来 -好吧 - I need you to be brave now. - Ok.
这天晚上 加布丽尔 And that night when she went to bed,
睡得很踏实 Gabrielle slept like a baby.
《绝望的主妇》第一季 第九集 Desperate Housewives S01E09
举办时装秀的消息 News of the fashion show
很快传遍了紫藤郡 spread quickly on Wisteria Lane.
虽然这是慈善活动 Though the event was for charity,
加布丽尔很快发现 Gabrielle soon discovered
一旦事关最新时尚 when it came to the latest fashions,
女人们便鲜有慈善之举 women are seldom charitable.
对于这一点 伊迪.布利特再清楚不过了 No one knew this better than Edie Britt.
她的信条是 She understood that
背信弃义永不过时 treachery never goes out of style.
-苏珊 -把裙子给我 - Susan. - Give me the dress.
我试过了 I gave it a shot.
海伦 裙子合身吗 Hi, Helen. How's the dress fitting?
好极了 也许肩膀这里 Great. Maybe it could be taken out
能再拉高一点 in the shoulder a little.
可以 没问题 Sure. No problem.
拿着 There you go.
加布丽尔 我从没好好谢过你 You know, Gabrielle, I never thanked you properly.
-谢什么 -感谢你为我儿子所做的一切 - For what? - For what you did for my son.
你能雇约翰当园丁 真是太好了 It was so nice of you to hire John as your gardener.
相信我 这是我的荣幸 Believe me, it's been my pleasure.
-他最近怎样 -很好 很好 - How's he doing? - Good, good.
听说他在和丹妮尔·范德坎普约会 I hear he's dating Danielle Van de Kamp.
只是暂时的 For now.
他们分手是早晚的事 It's just a matter of time before they break up for good.
怎么回事 What's wrong?
她似乎比他 She just seems to want much more
更投入于这段感情 of a relationship than he does.
你记得年轻时的约会是什么样的吧 You remember what it was like dating teenage boys.
-有点印象 -谢谢你 - Vaguely. - Thank you.
不 告诉田中 如果他不打给我 No, you tell Tanaka that if he doesn't call me
我就亲自去他办公室 I'm gonna go down to his office,
让他尝尝厉害 find him and kick his ass!
女士们好 Ladies.
-他工作不顺吗 -我不知道 - Trouble at work? - I don't know what's the problem.
他整天忙着挣钱 He's making money left and right.
我只希望他能放松点 I just wish he'd relax.
可恶 真是可恶 Crap, crap, crap!
我说 好衣服都被挑走了 I'm telling you, all of the good dresses are taken.
我要穿什么啊 Now, what the hell am I supposed to wear?
胡博太太一直没露面 Well, Mrs. Huber never showed up.
你要不穿这件吧 Why don't you wear this one?
这是老女人的裙子 This is an old-lady dress.
完全衬不出我的玲珑曲线 You won't even be able to see my body.
这不愧是你的风格 伊迪 That is so like you, Edie.
你总是替他人着想 You're always thinking of others.
胡博太太怎么没来 So why isn't Mrs. Huber here?
上次我听说 她去拜访她姐姐了 Last I heard, she went to visit her sister.
真不敢相信 I just can't believe that
玛莎会同意穿这件 Martha would agree to wear this.
她总说 她死也不穿黑色 She always says she'd never be caught dead in black.
可怜的胡博太太 这次由不得她了 Sadly for Mrs. Huber, this was no longer the case.
嗨 妈妈 Hey, mom.
朱莉 扎克有封信给你 Julie, you got a letter from Zach.
-奇怪 他怎么会写信给你 -是啊 - Isn't that weird, him writing you? - Yeah.
快 打开看看 Well, open. Open, open.
可能他会提到关于丹娜的事 He could have said something about Dana.
我过会再看 I'll read it later.
过会 现在不行吗 Later? What's wrong with now?
我还有好多作业要做 妈妈 I've got tons of homework, mom.
朱莉 到底怎么回事 Julie, what's going on?
这不是扎克第一次写信来了 This isn't the first letter from Zach.
我们已经通了好几周的信了 We've been writing each other the last couple of weeks.
你生气了吗 Are you mad?
没有 我跟你一样大的时候 No. Just when I was your age,
有个笔友住在俄亥俄州农场 my pen pal lived on a farm in Ohio,
而非精神病院 not in a mental institution.
这种信比监狱来的还要可怕 You know, that letter is one notch above prison mail.
扎克没疯 Zach's not crazy.
他只是对他妈妈的事感到不安 He's just upset over his mom,
而他爸爸一点都不关心 and his dad doesn't even seem to care.
他只是需要个朋友 He just... needs a friend.
尿片打包好了 I've packed the diapers,
我正在拿果汁和胡萝卜条 I'm getting the juice boxes and carrot sticks...
-防晒霜呢 -拿了 - Sunscreen? - Got it.
我接到孩子们就带他们去公园 I go pick up the boys, we hit the park,
这样你就能歇上好几个小时 and that should give you a good couple of hours.
好好享受假期吧 Enjoy the vacation.
怎么了 What?
你们走了之后 我要去付账单 While you're gone, I'll be paying bills
整理衣物 准备晚餐 and sorting laundry and cooking dinner.
这其中哪件事听起来像放假呢 So what part of that sounds like a vacation?
那晚餐由我们带回来 Ok, right. We'll pick up dinner.
你就好好洗个热水澡 养精蓄锐 You just take a hot bath, relax, recharge.
我懂了 Ok, I get it.
洗个澡不足以养精蓄锐 It's gonna take more than a hot bath to recharge.
但别忘了 我这周都在家 But don't forget, I'm here all week.
然后呢 Then what?
然后我们就能照常生活了 And then we go back to normal?
汤姆 所谓的照常生活 Tom, our last version of normal
甚至逼得我去嗑药 had me popping pills.
照常生活 实在很糟 Normal is a bad, bad plan.
我们一起合计合计 We'll put our heads together
会有解决之道的 and come up with a solution.
我认为我们需要雇一个全职保姆 I think we need to hire a nanny full time.
-天哪 这是笔很大的开支 -我知道 - God, it's just such a big commitment. - I know.
我知道我们负担不起 And I know we can't afford it.
我也知道现在发生的一切全都赖我 And I know everything that's happened is my fault,
可是 再没有人帮我的话 but if I don't get some help,
我绝对会发疯的 there's an excellent chance I will lose my mind.
好吧 我们只能这么办了 Ok. Well, then, we have to make it work.
接下来 Next up
是200米自由泳 200-meter frestyle.
-这样不行 -什么 - It's just not right. - What?
一个女人因为安德鲁昏迷不醒 A woman is in a coma because of Andrew,
而他却跟个没事人似的 and there he is, happy as a clam.
我们对他禁足 搬走电视机 We grounded him, took away the TV in his room.
你还想要怎么惩罚他 How many more ways you wanna punish him?
运动员们 各就各位 Swimmers, take your marks.
我想我们应该让他退出游泳队 I think we should make him quit the swim team.
布里 好不容易能有件事 Bree, this is the one thing
让他付诸全身心 in his life that he's passionate about.
也许不让他游泳之后 Maybe if we take it away from him,
他会开始反省自己的所作所为 and he'll start to understand what he did.
车祸后他从没表现出一丝的懊悔 He has not shown an ounce of remorse since the accident.
他当然有罪恶感 只不过没表现出来 Of course he feels bad. He's just keeping up a facade.
那他掩饰得可真好 Well, he's doing a fabulous job.
如果他退出游泳队 If we take him off the team,
他就会失去奖学金 He'll lose his shot at a scholarship
并且永远不会原谅我们 and he's never gonna forgive us.
如果这样能唤起一点他的人性 Well, if it ensures he grows up with some trace of humanity,
我愿意冒这个险 that's a risk I am willing to take.
我不会 Well, I'm not.
这是因为我比你更爱他 That because you just don't love him as much as I do.
你怎么能这么说 Isn't that nice?
这是事实 我是他的母亲 It's a fact. I'm his mother.
是我怀胎十月生下来的 He lived inside of me.
自从你生下他后 He hung out in your womb back in the '80s.
我对他的爱绝不比你少 Since than I have grown to love him as much as you.
这是怎么了 What just happened?
你们俩心爱的孩子得了第一 That kid you both love so much, just won the race.
反正是她告诉我的 That's what she tells me, anyway.
约翰 John.
我妈妈说你需要志愿者 所以我来了 My mom said you needed volunteers, so I volunteered.
你也会对慈善有兴趣吗 Finally got the charity bug?
不用这么惊讶吧 You sound surprised.
不不 你总是为他人着想 No, not really. You were always a giver.
注意点好吗 我妈就在边上 Would you knock it off? My mom's right over there.
先坐下 Have a seat.
你可以先帮忙把捐赠牌排排序 You can start by helping us alphabetize the donation cards.
听说你打算和丹妮尔分手 So, word on the street is you and Danielle might break up.
也许吧 我也不知道 Maybe. I don't know.
是因为我吗 Is that because of me?
不是所有事都和你有关 Not everything is about you.
-别这样好吗 -你有没有想我 - Would you stop that? - Have you been thinking about me?
-没有 -真的吗 - No. - Really?
别想蒙我 Could have fooled me.
-需要帮忙吗 -拉把椅子过来就好 - Hey. Do you need any help? - Please. Just pull up a chair.
-天哪 -没事 我来捡 - Oh, gosh. - That's ok. I got it.
苏珊 能帮我一起排座位卡吗 Susan, hi. Do you want to help with the seating cards?
行 你能告诉我 昨天为什么 Sure, do you want to tell me why you
把脚放到约翰·罗兰的胯部吗 had your foot in John Rowland's crotch yesterday?
我的丝袜歪了 他帮我调整下 Oh, that. He was helping me adjust the seam in my stocking,
从你的角度来看是有点奇怪 and from your angle it must have looked a little weird.
你和他上床了 对吧 You're sleeping with him, aren't you?
好吧 是的 可你得保证不告诉别人 Ok, yes, but you have to promise not to tell anybody.
加布丽尔 他还是个高中生 Gabrielle, he's in high school,
这是违法的 况且你已经结婚了 and... it's illegal and you're married.
卡洛斯要是发现了会发疯的 If Carlos found out, this would kill him.
只是性而已 没什么大不了 It's just sex. It's totally harmless.
我和卡尔的经历你都看在眼里 How can you call something like this harmless
你怎么能说这没什么大不了 after everything you know about I went through with Karl?
-这和你有关系吗 -当然有 - This isn't about you. - Yes, it is.
这事关我还有其他 It's about me and about every other person who was
被心爱之人所伤的所有人 screwed over by somebody they loved.
当卡尔和布兰迪私奔的时候 When Karl ran off with Brandi
你知道我有多失魂落魄 you saw what a basket case I was.
我哭个不停 I was crying,
撕烂他的衣服 I was tearing up his clothes.
几乎整天都不下床 I couldn't get out of bed all day.
你当时就在我身边 You were there.
如今你却做出一样的事来 How could you do the same?
你怎么能拿我和卡尔比 这不公平 How can you compare me to Karl? That's not fair.
你根本不了解我的处境 You have no idea about my life.
那不妨说来听听 Why don't you enlighten me.
你天生丽质 家财万贯 You're beautiful, you have money than you can spend
丈夫还对你钟情有加 and you have a husband who adores you.
他不是钟情我 他只是钟情于拥有我 No, he doesn't adore me. He adores having me.
你心里明白 别强词夺理了 That's a rationalization and you know it.
时装秀上见 I'll see you at the show.
宝贝 这边 过来 Ok, honey, in you go. Hey, there.
-你找过几个保姆了 -十个 - How many nannies did you interview? - Ten. Ten!
一个比一个差 Each one more incompetent than the last.
其中一个还问我 好啦 One asked me... There you go...
她是不是还得给孩子换尿布 If she was expected to change diapers.
好保姆太难找了 Good nannies are so hard to find.
所以我想问问你有何高见 That's why I hoped to take advantage of your expertise.
你想让我怎么帮你呢 Oh, lord. What do you want me to do?
你的富人朋友们都有保姆 顶级保姆 All your rich friends have nannies, a-list nannies.
我想找一个 但不惊动她们的雇主 I need to catch one without their bosses.
-为什么 -这样就可以挖一个过来 - Why? - So I can poach me one.
勒奈特 Lynette!
我以前在公司从不会干等着人才找上门 At my old job we didn't wait for good people to come to us.
去别的公司挖墙脚是家常便饭 We went out and raided other companies.
雇保姆也是一个道理 It's no different with hiring a nanny.
我知道好帮手很难找 I understand that good help is hard to find,
可偷别人家的保姆也太不像话了 but stealing a family's nanny is so unseemly.
强扭的瓜不甜 如果我出价高 I'm not twisting anyone's arm. If I make a better offer,
自然有能人愿意得到应有的报酬 why shouldn't a qualified person reap the benefits?
拜托啦 哪里能找到优秀的保姆 So, come on, where can I score some high-grade nanny?
索利斯夫人 我有个好消息 Hey, Mrs. Solis. I have some awesome news.
我有个坏消息 你先说吧 I have some not-so-awesome news. You go first.
我和丹妮尔分手了 I broke it off with Danielle.
法语课上我传了张纸条给她 I passed her a note during French class.
我们俩又可以在一起了 So we can be together.
-约翰 你可真会挑时间 -怎么了 - John, your timing is impeccable. - What do you mean?
苏珊·梅尔昨晚看到我们了 Susan Mayer saw us last night,
她全都知道了 and she knows everything.
自从车祸后 布里开始担心 Since the accident, Bree had started to worry
她儿子的良知都灰飞烟灭了 her son's sense of morality was going up in smoke.
她的担心是有必要的 She was right to be concerned.
安德鲁 我能进来吗 Andrew? Can I come in?
等一下 Uh, yeah. Just a sec.
什么事儿 Hey, what's up?
你在笑什么 Why are you smiling?
我刚才听了个笑话 It's just a... joke that I heard.
-讲什么的 -是个黄色笑话 - Oh. What was it about? - Well, it's kind of dirty, mom.
很好 我还在想 Charming. What I was wondering is
你有没有花时间来反省 if you've bothered to spend any time reflecting on
自己为什么会被禁足 the reasons that you've been grounded
以及为索利斯家带来的痛苦 and the pain you've caused the Solis family.
没错 我已经认识到自己的 Yeah. I totally get how my actions
所作所为有多恶劣 have affected, like, everything else.
真的吗 Really?
我是说 当我闯了祸之后 I mean, you know, like, when I do something like I did,
你就得帮我收拾烂摊子 then you gotta do something like you did,
这样 很好 which is, you know, it's cool,
因为 这么一来所有事就扯平了 Because... Then everything just kind of balances itself out
然后 就没事啦 and... and goes all smooth again.
-你懂吗 -不 我不懂 - You know? - No, I don't.
这是什么味道 What's that smell?
你在抽大麻吗 Have you been smoking marijuana?
-不 当然没有 -你都神志不清了 - No, of course not. - You are strung out!
-不不 我没有 -借过 - No! no, no, no, mom. - Excuse me.
-这是什么 -你将要排尿的容器 - What's that? - The container you'll urinate into.
-给我过来 -好疼 - Come on. - Ow! ow! ow, that hurts!
斯科尔医生 你怎么来了 Dr. Sicher, what are you doing here?
杨先生 我不想让你过于担心 Mr. Young, I didn't want to upset you
所以不请自来了 by telling you over the phone.
-发生什么事了 -扎克从银羽逃走了 - What is it? - Zach is missing from Silvercrest.
应该是昨晚的事情 It happened yesterday evening,
我们猜是在倒班的时候 we think during the shift change.
我知道这听起来很不好受 十分抱歉 I know this is difficult to hear. I'm sorry.
没错 真是够倒霉的 Yeah, well, uh, it's just been one of those days.
我还是不明白你为什么和丹妮尔分手 I still don't get why you're not with Danielle any more.
她在雷的派对上是那么性感 She looked so slutty at Ray's party.
我觉得她不适合我 She's not my type, I guess.
你还在和那位已婚女士纠缠不清吗 You still hung up on your mysterious married lady?
她有什么好 当然 除了美貌 What is it with her? Besides the obvious, of course.
我们的话题很现实 We talk about real stuff.
她不拿我当只会打理草坪的傻小子看 She doesn't treat me like some lame yard boy.
可你就是个傻小子 But you are a lame yard boy.
但是现在一切都完了 It's all messed up now anyway.
她的朋友发现了我们的事 Her friend found out about us.
要是传出去 她丈夫会杀了我的 If it gets out, her husband's gonna kill me.
想想好的一面 On the upside,
大家都知道你搞上一个火辣的主妇 your social status at school is going to explode
你在学校可就名声大噪了 when people find out you're doing a hot housewife.
闭嘴 Shut up, dude.
请告诉我他是怎么逃出去的 Please explain to me how he could just walk out.
我付的钱足够你去买把像样的锁了 With the money I pay, you can afford a padlock.
出于人格尊重 我们不是监视机构 With all due respect, we are not a high-security facility,
并且你拒绝用我们的方法来治疗扎克 and you restrict our ability to treat Zach.
你到底想说什么 What the hell does that mean?
你坚持用药物而不是心理疗法 You insist we medicate him without psychotherapy,
那只会使问题严重化 that is a recipe for disaster.
扎克的情绪很不稳定 Zach is a troubled young man,
他会变得越来越糟糕 and he's getting progressively worse.
你饿吗 Hungry?
快要饿死了 I'm starving.
布里向勒奈特透露了峪景公园的内幕 Bree had given Lynette the low-down on Valley View Park.
这里是高级保姆 It was a gathering place for upscale nannies
和他们的小主顾聚集的地方 and their young charges.
勒奈特是第一次来这 It was Lynette's first time there,
而且她决心不能空手而归 and she was determined not to go home alone.
当然 勒奈特的标准可不低 Of course, Lynette had high standards,
所以想让她看对眼 so making a connection...
也不是件容易事 ...wasn't easy.
她不停地寻找着那个特别的人 Still, she was desperate to find that special someone.
能跟她一拍即合的人 And that's exactly who she found.
好吧 Ok. All right.
一个给你 一个给艾米 Here's one for you, and one for Amy.
玩得开心点 All right, have fun,
有事就过来找我 好吗 and I'll be right here if you need me, ok?
从她看到她那一刻起 From the moment she saw her...
-我能坐这吗 -坐吧 - Is this seat taken? - No, go ahead.
勒奈特就发誓一定要请到她 ...Lynette knew she had to have her.
你和孩子们很合得来嘛 You are wonderful with those children.
谢谢 Thanks.
-我叫勒奈特 -科莱尔 - I'm Lynette. - Claire.
科莱尔 我很喜欢这名字 Claire? I always loved that name.
那么科莱尔 So, Claire...
你经常来这儿吗 Do you come here often?
-这是什么 -你儿子的尿样 - What's this? - Your son's urine.
我过会再来 I'm gonna need a moment.
我怀疑安德鲁一直在抽大麻 I think Andrew has been smoking marijuana.
我想让你马上拿它去做个检测 So I want you to take this and get it tested right away.
为什么 Why?
因为我想让他离开游泳队 Because I want to pull him from the swim team.
而且我觉得没证据他们不会放人 And I don't think they will allow it without proof.
不管有没有证据 你都不能逼他退队 Proof or no proof. You're not taking him off the team.
不 我一定要 Yes, I am.
你要是敢去 我就去找教练 If you try, I'm gonna go to the coach
让他别理你 and tell him to ignore you.
我们不能就因为安德鲁抽了口大麻 We're not gonna screw up Andrew's future,
就毁了他的前途 because he sparked a doobie.
-别这样 我们谁没抽过 -我就没有 - I mean, come on, we've all done it. - Not all of us.
雷克斯 我还以为你搬回家 Rex, I thought you moved back home
是为了规劝安德鲁 to try straighten Andrew out,
告诉他 他的行为会有什么后果 To teach him the consequences of his actions.
你怎么连这都要和我争论 I don't understand why are you fighting me on this?
因为我不同意 Because I disagree.
而且我们就要离婚了 Because we're still getting divorced.
我也不必再对你俯首称臣了 And I don't have to let you push me around any more.
我从没要你俯首称臣 I never pushed you around.
我们事事都有商有量的啊 We always made our decisions together.
才不是 你总是把自己意愿强加给我 No, you always make decisions then tell me I agree.
我强颜欢笑忍气吞声了整整18年 18 years of smiling and taking it.
看我伪装得多好 What a liar I was.
-谢天谢地我终于摆脱你了 -雷克斯 - Thank god you're out of my life. - Rex...
你这是干什么 What are you doing?
跟你学的 这18年你就是这样对我的 Same thing you just did to every memory I have of our marriage.
我要是你儿子 我也得吸毒 You know what? If you were my mom, I'd smoke pot too!
你的雇主让你去帮她退内衣 So your boss made you return her underwear?
是啊 还是在她穿过一次后 Yeah. After she had already worn them once.
你就不能拒绝吗 Couldn't you have just said no?
想保住饭碗就不能拒绝埃莱克斯 You don't say no to Alexis... If you want to keep your job.
听起来真恐怖 She sounds awful.
没办法 我喜欢孩子 What can I do? I love the kids.
要是我家有个你这样的保姆 If we had a nanny like you in my house,
我们肯定会视她为珍宝 we would treat her like gold.
我跟你说过我有四个超可爱的孩子吗 Did I mention I have four very lovable kids?
-真的吗 -是啊 - Really? - Oh, yes.
-科莱尔 -不好 - Claire! - Oh, no.
-怎么了 -是埃莱克斯 - What? - It's Alexis.
我不想她误会 所以你得走了 I don't want her to get the wrong idea. So you should go.
你明天还会来这儿吗 Are you gonna be here tomorrow?
-我想再见见你 -不了 我很忙 - I wanna see you again. - No, I'm busy.
我就是想聊聊天 I just want to talk.
勒奈特 这样不对 Lynette, this isn't right.
科莱尔 求你了 Claire, please.
好吧 明天中午之前我都在那儿 All right. I will be at this address until noon tomorrow.
你快走吧 Now go.
好吧 Ok.
孩子们在哪 Hi. Where are the kids?
-你来这干吗 -我知道你知道了 - What are you doing here? - I know you know.
你可能很震惊 And you're probably freaking out,
所以我想来解释一下 so I just wanted to explain.
知道吗 我和索利斯夫人的感情很深 What me and Mrs. Solis have, it's deep, you know?
我们会有将来的 不只是性 We've got a future. It's not just sex.
听我说 你和加布丽尔不可能有将来 Listen to me. There is no future for you and Gabrielle.
她才不会为了你跟卡洛斯离婚 She's not gonna divorce Carlos and run away with you.
-怎么不会 -因为他有钱 很有钱 - Why not? - Because he has money, a lot of it.
我不会做一辈子园丁 我也有宏图大略 I'm not gonna be mowing lawns for ever. I have big plans.
别说了 约翰 你才多大啊 Just stop talking. John, how old are you?
-快18了 -就是啊 - Almost 18. - Exactly.
你还太年轻 You are not mature enough
不能理智客观地看待这段感情 to have a realistic perspective on this relationship.
找个和你年纪相仿的女孩会更好 You would be much happier with a girl your own age.
我只要她 She's the one I want.
我是真的爱她 You know, I really love her.
让我们有请阿琳·诺德女士 Please welcome Mrs. Arlene Nord.
我们要感谢阿琳和诺里斯 We have Arlene and Norris to thank
提供的折叠椅 for all our folding chairs.
请记住 一旦需要折叠椅 So, please remember, for all your folding chair needs
就找诺德租赁 ...Rent Nords.
接下来 有请贝蒂·诺兰女士 Next up, we have Mrs. Betty Nolan!
感谢上帝汤姆能赶来救场 Thank god Tom could fill in in the last minute.
卡洛斯怎么没来 Why did Carlos have to back out?
公司有急事 他没说 Some work emergency. He wouldn't talk about it.
有时候我真想掐死他 Sometimes I could just kill him.
看开点 汤姆正享受人生呢 Oh, look on the bright side. Tom's having the time of his life.
放弃吧 伙计们 她是我的啦 Hands off, fellas. She's all mine.
我猜他是傻人有傻福 I guess he does sort of have a dorky charm.
好的 布里你先上 然后是勒奈特 Ok, Bree, you're up first, followed by Lynette,
然后是伊迪 伊迪 and then Edie. Edie?
-伊迪·布利特在哪 -这呢 - Where's Edie Britt? - Over here.
伊迪 你把那裙子怎么啦 Edie, what did you do to that dress?
我改了一下 让它更讨人喜欢 Well, I made it audience friendly.
告诉我这不像内衣吧 Can you tell I'm not wearing underwear?
-它就是 -太好了 - Yes. - Good.
抱歉 我来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
你真该一辈子都穿着这条裙子 You should never take this dress off for your entire life.
真的吗 我还看得过去吗 Really? I look ok?
苏珊 你看起来美极了 Oh, Susan, you look so gorgeous.
-是吧 伊迪 -漂亮过头了 - Doesn't she, Edie? - Ah... It's a bit much.
加布丽尔 你得改下出场顺序 Gabrielle. You have to change the line-up.
让苏珊最后一个走 Susan has to go last.
她今天的造型简直无与伦比 Nothing is gonna top this.
别 最后一个不是海伦·罗兰吗 Oh, no. Isn't Helen Rowland going last?
她还没来 总得有人顶替 She never showed up. Somebody gonna take this place.
好主意 就这样 我们走吧 I think that's a great idea. Ok, let's go.
你今天真的美极了 You really do look fantastic.
接下来是 布里·范德坎普女士 Next up, we have Mrs. Bree Van de Kamp
身着粉红洋装 in a pink party dress
激光剪裁 质感蓬松 丝绸腰带 with laser cut, full skirt and silk belt.
另一件豪斯顿设计的华美礼服 Here is another exquisite ball gown by Halston,
由性感女神 勒奈特·斯加沃展示 modeled by the devastatingly sexy Lynette Scavo.
细节精致绝伦 线条简洁大方 Notice the fine detail, the clean lines.
衣美人更娇 The dresser is nice, too.
下一位 有请伊迪 Next up, please welcome Edie...
布利特 ...Britt.
伊迪·布利特 Edie Britt!
请转告加布丽尔 抱歉我没法走秀了 Please tell Gabrielle I'm sorry I backed out of the show.
我现在实在没那个心情 I'm just not in a very festive mood right now.
海伦 海伦 你在这啊 Helen! Helen, you're here.
你知道出场顺序换过了吗 Did they tell you about the change in line-up?
你没意见的话 我最后一个走 I'm gonna go last. If that's ok.
你这种人只配下地狱 There's a special place in hell for people like you.
不好意思 这不是我决定的 I'm sorry. It wasn't my decision.
你是成年人了 有点责任感吧 You're an adult. Take some responsibility!
你怎么回事啊 What is wrong with you?
她身穿高贵的经典款礼服 She is wearing a dignified classic,
正适合周日茶话或参加洗礼 perfect for a Sunday tea or christening.
上帝啊 海伦 这可是慈善活动 For god's sake, Helen, this is for charity!
掌声送给伊迪·布利特 Edie Britt, everyone!
-离我儿子远点 -什么 - Keep your hands off my son! - What?
最后 今晚压轴的是 And finally, to cap off our evening...
快 到你了 Come on, you're up.
有请魅力四射的苏珊·梅尔 ...Please welcome the radiant Susan Mayer.
汤姆 别愣着 Tom, say something!
纯白的绸缎 A vision in white silk...
绣金雪纺 纯手工法国蕾丝 chiffon with gold, hand-beaded French lace
配以淡紫鹳毛 and lavender marabou.
苏珊·梅尔 Susan Mayer!
这是她有生以来最棒的造型 She's never looked better.
苏珊 刚刚的事我真的很抱歉 Susan, I feel awful about what happened.
苏珊 跟我说句话 Susan, talk to me.
好啊 想跟我说话 先去找海伦·罗兰 Ok, you want me to talk? You're gonna find Helen Rowland
然后向她坦白 and you gonna tell her the truth
别让邻居们都误认为 before everyone in the neighbour thinks
是我睡了一个小男孩 I'm the one sleeping with an underage boy.
-我办不到 -怎么办不到 - I can't do that. - Why not?
要是卡洛斯知道了会跟我离婚的 Because she will tell Carlos and he will divorce me?
那又怎样 So what?
你根本不爱他 You obviously don't love him.
我当然爱他 只是 这很复杂 I do love him. I do. It's just... complicated.
这事肯定有别的解决办法 You know, there's gotta be another way to fix this.
天哪 你太轻浮了 God, you are so weak.
苏珊 别这样 Susan, don't be like this.
你还想怎样 要我抱抱你吗 What did you expect? A hug?
-嗨 -嘘 埃莱克斯还在家 - Hey... - Shh! Alexis is still here.
她本该去做普拉提的 She was supposed to go to Pilates,
但是她来月经了 你得赶快离开 but she got her period. You gonna go.
只耽误你几秒钟 Give me a second.
不行 她那天在公园看到你了 No. She saw you at the park.
她很清楚你的目的 She knows what you're trying to do.
你不是第一个想挖我的人 You're not the first who approach me.
科莱尔 Claire!
你怎么受得了她这样苛责你 How can you stay here after the way she treats you?
她脾气不好 可待遇不错 She can be tough, but it comes with the territory.
我可不会那样对待你 I would never treat you that way.
科莱尔你把阿司匹林放哪去了 Claire what did you do with the aspirin?
我多付你20%的薪水 I will give you a 20 per cent bump
加班费另计 on what she's paying, you plus overtime.
该死的 科莱尔 你在哪 Dammit, Claire! Where the hell are you?
我不听你朋友的指令 I don't take orders from your friends
我也不是电话答录机 I'm not a telephone answering service
而且我不洗衣服 and I don't do laundry.
-碗呢 -只洗孩子的 - Dishes? - Only the kids'.
什么时候过来 How fast can you pack?
我有保姆啦 I got a nanny!
-你打算去哪儿 -不知道 - Where are you gonna go? - I don't know.
反正不能回家 But I can't go home.
-担心爸爸会怪你 -不 跟他无关 - Are you afraid of your dad? - No. It's not him.
是我自己 It's... It's me.
我搞砸了一切 糟透了 My life is really messed up. It's bad.
-搞砸什么 你可以告诉我 -不行 - What's bad? You can tell me. - No, I can't!
你不知道比较好 It's better that you don't know.
我已经知道一点了 I already know a little.
-丹妮尔 学校怎么样 -还行 - Hi, Danielle. How was school? - It was ok.
那就好 安德鲁把大麻藏在哪 Good. Where does Andrew keep his marijuana?
布里打断采取极端措施来拯救儿子 Bree had resorted to extreme measures to save her son's soul.
翻遍安德鲁的私人物品后 As she rummaged through Andrew's private possessions,
她突然意识到 小小的出卖 it occurred to her that sometimes a little betrayal...
有时也是一剂灵丹妙药 is good for the soul.
当时我还很小 4岁左右 I was really young, like four.
我听见父母的吵闹声 I heard my mom and my dad yelling.
他们叫着我的 还有她的名字 I heard 'em yell my name... and hers.
-丹娜 -没错 - Dana? - Mm-hm.
我下楼 看见他们在慌忙擦拭 So... I went down to the room and I saw them cleaning it up.
擦拭什么 Cleaning what up?
血迹 Blood.
是丹娜的血吗 Was it Dana's?
应该是 I think so.
我本来已经忘记这件事了 I couldn't remember this for the longest time,
但在妈妈自杀之后 and then my mom killed herself
我开始反复梦到它 and I started having these dreams.
梦里没有丹娜 只有血 I don't even see Dana. I just... I see the blood
还有妈妈把我抱回到床上 and my mom picking me up and putting me on my bed
轻声说不是我的错 whispering that it's not my fault.
从那以后 每次我提到她 And after that, every time I'd say her name,
他们都非常不安 they'd get upset.
不允许我再多说一个字 So I wasn't even allowed to say it any more.
我可能没有完全理解你的意思 I'm not sure I understand what you're saying.
是我杀了还在襁褓中的妹妹 I killed my baby sister.
扎克 我的天哪 Zach, oh, my god.
为了保护我 他们把她埋了 And they buried her to protect me.
-海伦 有时间吗 -加布丽尔 - Helen, do you have a minute? - Oh, Gabrielle.
你不知道我对 I didn't tell you how sorry I was about
昨天时装秀的事有多抱歉 what happened to the fundraise.
我不是故意无理取闹的 I didn't intend to cause a scene.
没事 大家都不会介意的 No, it's okay. People didn't even notice.
这样说不太好 This is a little awkward.
我知道你是苏珊·梅尔的好朋友 I know you're friends with Susan Mayer.
不过我有我的苦衷 But let's just say I had my reasons.
不是苏珊 It wasn't Susan.
是我 It was me.
什么 What?
我才是和你儿子有一腿的人 I'm the one who was sleeping with your son.
真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
多久了 For how long?
一年不到 现在一切都结束了 Almost a year. But it's over now.
也就是说 你们开始时 So when it started,
他才 16岁 he was... 16?
好像是的 I think.
海伦 你得相信我 现在都结束了 But, Helen, you have to believe me, it's over now.
不 你错了 这事没完 No, you're wrong. It's not even close to being over.
-哥们 教练找你 -真的吗 - Dude, coach wants to see you. - Really?
肯定是奖学金的事 Hey, I bet it's about my scholarship.
请讲 Hello?
对 我就是 Yes, this is she.
他的衣帽柜里有大麻 这不可能 Marijuana in his locker? Oh, I'm just horrified.
你们一定是弄错了 There must be some sort of terrible mistake.
好的 我这就过去 Um, yeah, ok. Well, I will be right down.
别处 一个更骇人的秘密 Elsewhere, another darker secret was
正被慢慢揭开 the object of an investigation.
林德先生 林德先生 Mr. Linder? Mr. Linder?
我是贝克曼探员 Detective Beckerman.
这位是伯内特探员 This is detective Burnett.
能和你谈谈吗 We were hoping for a minute of your time.
如果你知道扎克的下落 If you know anything about Zach's whereabouts,
务必现在告诉我 you need to tell me now.
亲爱的 怎么回事 Honey, what's going on?
扎克从银羽中心逃走了 Zach's gone from Silvercrest.
他的房里有朱莉的来信 They found letters in his room from Julie.
他们确实有书信往来 They were writing to each other.
我想看看那些信 I need to see those letters.
妈妈 那是私人信件 Mom... They're private.
现在我的儿子下落不明 My son is missing.
朱莉 扎克有没有在信里 Julie, in the letters, did zach say
提起要逃跑的事情 anything about running away?
没有 No.
-听到了吧 -苏珊 - There's your answer. - Susan...
如果有任何消息 我会第一时间通知你 If we hear anything, I will let you know right away.
我非常了解你的心情 I understand how worried you must be.
我没看出来 Obviously you don't.
保罗 我女儿从不撒谎 Paul, my daughter doesn't lie.
这个图案当时很流行 This was a very popular design.
10年前 我卖掉了 I must have sold
好几百只这样的 several hundred of these just like it, ten years back.
有留下相关记录吗 Do you keep any documentation?
我有一张顾客名单 I have a list of customers' names on the file.
在某个角落 时隔太久了 Somewhere. It's been a while.
我们得复制这份名单 We'll need a copy of that list.
当然 这箱子看起来饱经磨难 Oh, sure. Wow, this chest looks like it's been through hell.
从洛克华德湖里捞出来的 We pulled it out of Rockwater lake,
确实算得上饱经磨难 you could say by way of hell, considering.
箱子里面有东西吗 Was there anything in the chest?
里面有一具成年女尸 It had a body inside. Adult female.
这么小的箱子怎么塞得进尸体呢 Yeah, but how do you fit a body into a chest that size?
是分尸以后放进去的 It was chopped up.
居然干出如此愚蠢荒唐的举动 Of all the stupid, boneheaded decisions.
你到底在想些什么 What were you thinking?
我被摆了一道 有人打匿名电话给教练 I was set up. The coach got an anonymous phone call.
安德鲁 这有区别吗 证据确凿 Andrew, what does it matter? The pot was there.
-那是我朋友的 -知道吗 - I was holding it for a friend. - You know...
我不知道哪个更丢脸 I can't decide which is more humiliating,
是儿子被逮到藏大麻在衣柜里 the fact that my son got caught with pot in his locker
还是他连个谎 or that he can't even come up with
都圆不了 a decent enough lie to explain it.
加布丽尔担心 Gabrielle believed there was a excellent chance
海伦·罗兰很可能会告诉卡洛斯 Helen Rowland would inform Carlos of
他妻子私通的事情 his wife's extramarital activities.
加布丽尔决定自己坦白 Gabrielle knew she had to come clean.
-卡洛斯 -怎么了 - Carlos? - Yeah?
不过坦白 But coming clean...
我 I, uh...
从来不是加布丽尔的强项 ...Was not one of Gabrielle's specialties.
-我先睡了 -多谢你知会我一声 - I'm going to bed. - Thanks for the newsflash.
她去告发我了 She turned me in!
卡洛斯 卡洛斯 对不起 Carlos. Carlos, I'm so sorry.
-我对不起你 -什么事情 - I am so sorry. - Sorry for what?
记着无论怎样 我都深深爱着你 Just know that whatever happens, I love you very, very much.
-联邦调查局 开门 -上帝啊 - F.B.I. Open the door. - Oh, my god.
联邦调查局 要是再不开门 F.B.I. If you do not open the door,
我有权强行闯入 I am authorized to enter the premises by use of force.
卡洛斯·索利斯 你被逮捕了 Carlos Solis, I have a warrant for your arrest.
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
你所说的一切将成为呈堂证供 Anything you say can be used against you.
通知律师 Call our lawyer.
卡洛斯 出什么事了 Carlos, what's happening?
如果你请不起律师 If you cannot afford a lawyer,
政府会帮你指派一位 one will be appointed for you, the government spence
卡洛斯 等等 Carlos, wait!
加布丽尔 没事的 我保证 Gabrielle, this will all be taken care of, I promise.
我发誓我是清白的 是田中出卖了我 I'm innocent, I swear to god. It was Tanaka. He set me up.
人真是复杂的生物 People are complicated creatures,
人前 在慈善活动上举止得体 on the one hand able to perform great acts of charity,
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在人后 on the other,
却进行着阴暗的勾当 capable of the most underhanded forms of betrayal.
我们内心充斥着激烈的矛盾 It's a constant battle that rages within all of us,
一方是生性善良的天使 betwen the better angels of our nature
一方是充满诱惑的恶魔 and the temptation of our inner demons.
有时候战胜黑夜的唯一法宝 And sometimes the only way to ward off the darkness...
是耀眼的仁慈怜悯之光 ...is to shine the light of compassion.
他们把他铐起来 带走了 They took him away in... handcuffs.