《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
你雇用我到底要做什么 Exactly what is it that you hired me to do?
有人把那张字条寄给我妻子 Someone sent that note to my wife.
我想知道是谁 I need to know who.
一些秘密被发现 Some secrets were discovered.
我妈妈去世之后 After mom died,
我开始回忆起发生在丹娜身上的事 I started remembering what happened to Dana.
丹娜是谁 Who's Dana?
你在这儿干吗 What are you doing here?
另一些秘密被揭开 Some secrets were uncovered.
她可能跟这里的任何一个男人有染 It could be anyone of these guys she's having an affair with.
别担心 她逃不出我的法眼 Don't worry. I'm not letting her out of my sight.
还有一些秘密... And some secrets...
乔丹娜·盖斯特就能完成任务 Jordana Geist managed to get her work done.
你怎么能干这么多活 How do you cram it all in?
被分享 ...were shared.
这药是治注意力缺乏症的 That's ADD medication.
竞争 通常因人而异 Competition. It means different things to different people.
在郊区 竞争意味着跟上邻居的脚步 In suburbia, it means keeping up with the Joneses.
在紫藤郡 那就意味着 On Wisteria Lane, that means
向布里·范德坎普看齐 keeping up with Bree Van de Kamp.
众所周知布里拥有紫藤郡最美的草坪 Everyone knew Bree had the nicest lawn in the neighborhood.
没有人嫉妒她这点 And no one begrudged her this.
除了玛莎·胡博 No one, that is, except Martha Huber,
和布里相比 她家的草坪就稍显逊色 whose own lawn paled in comparison.
无论她如何仔细修剪 No matter how carefully she trimmed,
辛勤灌溉 or how lovingly she watered...
抑或是毫不吝啬地施肥 or how generously she fertilized,
篱笆那头的草坪还是比她的要绿一些 the grass was always greener on the other side of the fence.
维克多 你好吗 Hello, Victor. How are you today?
-又去跑步了 -我 透不过气了 - Out jogging again? - I can't... catch my breath.
要不要就着我的水管喝点水 Would you like a slurp from my hose?
维克多 Victor?
别怕 我这去叫救护车 Don't worry. I'm gonna get an ambulance.
这一天 胡博太太终于等到 Then one day, Mrs. Huber finally got
机会来打败对手 the chance to mow down the competition.
救命 有没有人啊 Help! Somebody help!
发生什么事了 What happened?
他昏倒在你的绣花球上 快打911 He collapsed on your hydrangeas. Call 911!
胡博太太明白竞争的第一守则 Yes, Mrs. Huber understood the first rule of competition
为了赢得胜利 你得伺机而动 In order to win, you have to want it more.
《绝望的主妇》第一季 第七集 Desperate Housewives S01E07
当我还在世的时候 When I was alive,
我和我的朋友每个月都会聚首于 my friends and I came together once a month
紫藤郡读书俱乐部的会议 for a meeting of the Wisteria Lane book club.
我们对书中的人物故事十分着迷 We found the problems of literary characters so absorbing.
包括他们面对困境的方式 The way they dealt with adversity,
处理不正当的婚外情 conducted illicit affairs,
忍受不断的家庭闹剧 endured domestic dramas,
对浪漫的无限憧憬 and planned romantic conquests.
但是自从我去世之后 But since my death,
我的朋友们对小说兴趣乏乏 my friends had lost their interest in fiction.
那么 大家是怎么想的 So, what did everybody think?
他们自己的问题就足够他们头疼了 Their own problems had become absorbing enough.
我觉得包法利夫人这个人物 I thought the character of Madame Bovary
非常鼓舞人心 was very inspirational.
鼓舞人心 她服砒霜自杀了 Inspirational? She poisons herself with arsenic.
-真的吗 -你没有读完吗 - Really? - You didn't read until the end?
我只读到第50页 I stopped after page 50.
难道只有我一个人读完整本书吗 Am I the only one who read the book?
我看过电影 很不错 I saw the movie. It was really good.
女士们 我很遗憾 Ladies, I'm sorry,
可如果大家都不看书 but what is the point of having a book club
那这个读书俱乐部还有什么意义呢 if we don't read the book?
再来点酒吗 More wine?
苏 瑞芭 艾玛和洛丽 Sue, Reba, Emma and Lori,
你们能否到厨房帮我准备下点心 would you girls come and help me with the snacks?
好的 Sure.
我马上就来 I will be right in.
天哪 我想立刻就甩掉她们 God, I couldn't wait to get rid of them!
勒奈特说你找到扎克了 Ok, so Lynette said that you found Zach.
他在康复中心 He's at a rehabilitation center.
朱莉偷溜进去还和他说话了 Julie snuck in and actually talked to him.
他有没有说什么关于他母亲自杀的事 Did he say anything about his mother's suicide?
没那么多时间 There wasn't enough time.
但他的确说了一件很神秘的事 But he did say one thing that was kind of mysterious.
他说在某个叫丹娜的人身上发生了些事 He said something happened to someone named Dana
他却永远不能提及此事 And that he could never ever talk about it.
-谁是丹娜 -这正是神秘之处 - Who the hell is Dana? - That's the mystery part.
我认为这个丹娜和玛丽·艾莉丝 I figure Dana has something to do with
所隐瞒的事有一定的关联 what Mary Alice was trying to hide.
所以有人发现了玛丽·艾莉丝的秘密 So somebody found out Mary Alice's secret...
-然后寄了字条 -究竟会是谁呢 - And sent the note. - So who the hell is that?
这张纸是帕彻17号的 纯棉 Stationery is Parcher no.17. 100% cotton.
是塞普勒斯文具用品公司的产品 It's made by Cyprus Office products.
他们在12家城市有专卖店 They have stores in 12 cities,
包括你所在的城市 including yours.
我们发现邮戳来自你们本地的邮局 We traced that postmark back to your local post office.
所以呢 Meaning?
就是说你很可能认识这个勒索者 Meaning is that the blackmailer's probably someone you know.
邻居 送奶工 A neighbor, milkman,
泳池小弟 爱心妈妈 pool boy, soccer mom.
爱心妈妈 Soccer mom?
杨先生 魔鬼有时还开着小货车呢 Mr. Young, sometimes evil drives a minivan.
曾经有个案例 I had this gig once,
一个家庭教师协会的家长 checking on this PTA mom
不惜一切想为她的女儿 who was hell-bent on landing her daughter
赢得参加花车巡游的席位 a spot on the parade float.
她给一半的学生代表吃了防冻剂 She fed antifreeze to half the homecoming committee.
-你没有抓到她吗 -杨先生 - Did you catch her? - Mr. Young...
雇佣我的人并非要我抓她 The people who hired me didn't hire me to catch her.
亲爱的 咱们家简直一尘不染 Wow, honey! This place is spotless.
多谢 Thanks.
我已经为这次的洁力强广告 So Listen, I have come up with this
想出一个绝妙的主意 killer idea for the spotless scrub campaign.
太好了 要我帮你参谋参谋吗 Great. Want to run it by me?
不用了 No. I'm good.
-多谢夫人关心 -好的 - But thanks. - Oh. Ok.
是这样的 你知道每次我的想法 Well that's the thing... you know how whenever I pitch
总是被亨尼斯在合伙人面前贬得一文不值 Hennessey always tears my ideas down in front of the partners?
是吗 Yeah?
所以我邀请了合伙人夫妇到家里来 I invited the partners and their wives over
这样我就能好好阐明我的理念 so I could pitch to them here.
我们可以举办个正式的六人晚餐 I thought we could make a formal dinner for six...
可以坐着 也可以... We can sit, we can...
具体是什么时间呢 When exactly would this formal dinner take place?
-后天 -汤姆 - Ah, the day after tomorrow. - Tom!
-我知道这太仓促了 -你说呢 - I know it's short notice. - You think?
突然让我办个正式晚餐 我怎么做得到 How am I supposed to pull off a formal dinner with no warning?
我哪知道 I don't know.
布里·范德坎普就常做这样的事 Bree Van de Kamp does this kind of thing all the time.
你说什么 What did you say?
对不起 我没那个意思 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that.
算了 我去打电话取消 You know what. Forget it. I'll call and cancel.
别担心了 Just don't worry about it.
不要 我们办吧 No. No, let's do it.
真的吗 Really?
真的 这关系到你的升迁 Yeah. It's good for your career.
我一定尽力办好 I'll pull it off.
太好了 亲爱的 太谢谢你了 Yes! Honey, thank you so much.
我保证一旦我搞定这笔买卖 You know what. I promise, I land this account
我就给你买个超漂亮的礼物 and I am gonna buy you something awful pretty.
汤姆是幸运的 勒奈特有成功的秘籍 Luckily for Tom, Lynette had a recipe for success.
不幸的是 秘籍少了必备配料 Unfortunately for her, she was missing the secret ingredient.
-你好 -是我 - Yeah. - It's me.
别转身 我婆婆能看见你 Don't turn around! My mother-in-law can see you.
我讨厌她一直盯着我们 I hate that she's watching us.
那一个小时后旅馆见 So meet me at the motel in an hour.
-约翰 -我有其他事 - John? - Uh... I've got plans.
取消不就行了 So cancel.
是丹妮尔 我们要去看电影 They're with Danielle. We're going to the movies.
-听起来像是约会 -没错 - That sounds like a date. - Yeah.
我不喜欢你去见其他女孩 Well, I have a problem with you seeing other girls.
我还不喜欢你有老公呢 I have a problem with you having a husband.
我们都得学着面对 I guess we both have to learn to deal.
别以为挑逗我就能补偿我 Don't even try to make it up to me by talking dirty.
喂 Hello?
范德坎普先生 太太 Mr. and Mrs. Van de Kamp.
你们的儿子昨天为了 So, your son decided to
取乐他的几个朋友 entertain some of his friends yesterday
把一个新生的头推进寄物柜里 by shoving a freshman's head into a locker.
就是詹森家的孩子吗 This was the Johnson boy?
是的 他把那孩子的鼻子弄断了 Yes. He broke the boy's nose.
因为我们向来治学严谨 Because of our no tolerance policy,
你的儿子可能要退学 your son may face expulsion.
因为小打小闹就要毁掉他的未来吗 You're gonna ruin his future over roughhousing?
雷克斯 这快构成伤害罪了 Rex, this was practically assault.
斯塔克老师 安德鲁确实做错了 Mrs. Stark, what Andrew did was clearly wrong.
不过在他的立场上 我和他母亲 But in his defence, his mother and I are going
正遭遇严重的婚姻问题 through severe marital problems.
和这有关系吗 Is that relevant?
我们的婚姻就快支离破碎了 Our marriage is disintegrating.
他当然需要发泄 他有权愤怒 Of course Andrew is acting out. He has every right to be angry.
如果他是因为你搬出去而愤怒 If he's angry about you moving out the house,
那他应该把你的头推进寄物柜里 perhaps he should shove your head into a locker.
我只是说 我们也有责任 All I'm saying is we need to take some of the responsibility here.
有责任的是安德鲁 把他的行为归罪到 So does Andrew. Blaming his actions on our problems,
我们的小问题上 这对他没好处 which are not serious, does not help him.
我们的问题很严重 Our problems are serious.
斯塔克老师 你按规矩处理吧 Mrs. Stark, you handle this however you see fit.
布里 我见过律师了 Bree, I've gone to an attorney.
今天晚些时候你就会收到离婚协议书 You're gonna be served with divorce papers later today.
-你去见了律师 -是啊 - You went to an attorney? - Yeah.
而且是个很好的 And a good one, too.
他最好很能干 一旦我们离婚 He'd better be, 'cause when I'm finished with you,
你名下将不会有一分钱 you won't have a cent to your name.
尽管放马过来 Bring it on.
我们就罚他留校查看吧 Perhaps detention is the way to go.
妈妈 你打扮得太正式了 Mom, you're getting too dressed up.
我知道 可我想让自己看上去更性感 I know, but I wanna look really sexy.
我告诉朋友你会在11点回家 I told my guys perheps you have to go home by 11
12点怎么样 Hm. How about midnight?
好吧 但是不能再晚了 All right, but no later.
我会担心的 你采取保护措施了吗 You know how I worry. So, you got protection?
天哪 我们没必要谈论这个话题 Oh, my god! We are so not having this conversation.
有必要 因为我喜欢独生子的感觉 We are, because I enjoy being an only child.
-你说完了吗 -快了 - Are you finished? - Almost.
我一直觉得我的第一次 You know I always assumed I'd have sex for the first time
要比你的下一次来得早 before you had it again.
好了 你快走吧 Ok, you can leave now.
你觉得怎么样 是不是太刻意了 What do you think? Trying too hard?
你知道什么 What do you know?
外面有80度而你还穿着一身的毛 It's 80 degrees outside and you're wearing fur.
你好 麦克 Hi, Mike.
伊迪 Hey, Edie.
瞧瞧 你看上去太漂亮了 Wow! Get a load of you! You look so pretty!
-我差点认不出你 -这个吗 - I hardly recognize you. - Oh, this?
我和麦克有个约会 Well, I have a date. Right now. With Mike.
我们接吻了 仅供你参考 We kissed, F.Y.I.
外套不错 选得很好 Oh, love that jacket. Good choice.
苏珊 对不起我得取消约会 Um, Susan, I am really sorry, but I've got to cancel.
我有个突如其来的访客 I have an unexpected house guest.
进来吧 抱歉 我是凯德拉 Coming through. Ooh, sorry. Hi. I'm Kendra.
苏珊 Susan.
我去车上取点东西 I'm going to run to the car and get my stuff.
我知道这看起来很容易误会 I know how this looks,
但我们之间真的没有什么 but there's nothing between us.
-凯德拉只是个老朋友 -老朋友 - Kendra's just an old friend. - Old friend.
是的 你明白的 Yeah, you know...
没错... 不 其实我不明白 Yeah, yeah... No, actually, no, I don't know.
老朋友是指学校同学 By old friend you mean college pal?
保龄球友 Bowling buddy?
还是救命恩人 Saved you from drowning?
-这很难解释清楚 -就不能试试吗 - It's hard to explain. - Could you give it a shot?
麦克 我上楼去洗澡了 Mike, I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower.
我保证一定会补偿你 Look, I promise I'll make this up to you.
-你看上去太惊艳了 -麦克 毛巾在哪 - And... You look amazing. - Mike! where are the towels?
多谢 Thanks.
你的约会怎么样 Hey. How was your big date?
麦克不得不改变时间 Mike had to reschedule.
因为那个辣妹吗 Oh. Because of the hot girl?
就那个带着箱子的 With the suitcase? Over there?
真为你感到遗憾 仅供你参考 Gosh, how devastating for you... F.Y.I.
我只想快点搬走 I just want to move this place fast.
我会完成所有该做的事 I'll do whatever we have to do.
正高兴你这么说 That's good to know.
你明白你必须说明 You do realize that you'll have to disclose the fact that
你妻子在房子里自杀的事实 your wife killed herself in the house.
-必须吗 -法律规定 - I am? - Oh, yeah. Legal crap.
人们会被自杀这事吓坏的 People get really freaked out by suicides.
你可不能责怪他们 You can't blame them.
上帝 光是站在这我都觉得害怕 Hell. I get the willies just standing here.
-有什么方法能掩饰吗 -非正式的 - Is there any way to get around it? - Off the record?
你可以说她在客厅自杀 You could say that she shot herself in the living room
接着爬到后院才去世的 and then crawled out back to die.
我只是说说 I'm just saying.
我得走了 明天给你打电话 Oh, I gotta go. I'll call you tomorrow.
伊迪 等等 Edie, wait!
保罗一直知道 Paul had always known
伊迪·布利特为达目的可以不择手段 Edie britt was capable of doing anything to close a deal.
而他今天才意识到她的手段无人能及 But now he realized she was capable of so much more.
-你好 丹妮尔 -你好 索利斯夫人 - Hey, Danielle. - Hey, Mrs. Solis.
丹妮尔 Oh, Danielle,
还记得你说想要当模特吗 remember when you said you wanted to be a model?
你还记得吗 去年夏天的事了 You remember? That was last summer.
帕奇克模特学校 Well, as it turns out, Perchik Modeling Academy
将在今年夏天开设暑期课程 has an opening for their summer program.
希望我推荐你去吗 Would you like me to sponsor you?
天哪 那是国家最好的学校之一啊 Oh my god. That's one of the best schools in the country.
-你真的愿意帮我吗 -当然 - You would do that for me? - I sure would.
纽约是我梦寐以求的地方 I would so love to go to New York.
我很高兴可以帮你达成梦想 Oh, and I would so love to help you get there.
-乔丹娜 -勒奈特 你好吗 - Hey, Jordana. - Hey, Lynette. How are you?
你看起来有点累 一切都好吗 You look a little tired. Is everything ok?
我正在为明天六人的小聚会做准备 I'm getting ready for a dinner party tomorrow. Six people.
-听上去不错 -很有趣 才怪 - Sounds fun. - Big fun.
那个治疗孩子多动症的药 You wouldn't have any of your kids'
你还有没有多余的 ADD medication you could spare,
来帮我挺过这一关 just to get me over the hump?
蒂娜 别推妹妹 Tina! Don't push your sister.
勒奈特 我的也快吃完了 Gosh, Lynette... I'm really running low.
我需要为自己储存精力 I need all my energy I can get.
我妹妹伊莲和她的孩子 My sister Elaine and her kids
要飞到城里玩一个礼拜 are flying into town for a week.
真好 我也希望我的妹妹可以经常来 That's exciting. I wish my sister would visit more often.
姐妹们是最棒的 Yeah, sisters are great.
三四片就行 我快挺不住了 Three or four pills. I'm hitting the wall.
平静下来的确很难受 可我爱莫能助 Yeah, the calm down can be a real bitch. I wish I could help.
我不会原谅你的 I'm not gonna forget about this, Jordana.
你这是什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
孩子们聚会的时候 别带蒂娜来 Come girl scout cookie time, don't bring around little Tina
因为我们不在家 Because we won't be home.
这是要干什么 What's all this about?
你们都知道我和妈妈不合很久了 You know your mother and I have been unhappy for a while.
经过反躬自问 After a lot of soul-searching,
我们觉得离婚是最好的选择 we've decided that it would be better if we got divorced.
但是 无论我们之间是否有矛盾 But whatever problems your father and I may have,
永远都不影响我们爱你们这个事实 it doesn't change the fact that we love you very, very much.
-我有个问题 -说吧 尽管问 - I've got a question. - Go ahead. Ask whatever you want.
我能和爸爸一起住吗 Can I live with dad?
妈妈 我们必须面对它 Come on, mom, let's face it.
我们会把彼此逼疯的 We drive each other crazy.
丹妮尔 你也这么想吗 Danielle, is that what you'd prefer?
和你爸爸一起住 Danielle? To live with your father?
我无所谓 只要我有自己的卫生间就行 I don't really care, as long as I have my own bathroom.
这... 这酒 Um... All this, um... wine is,
让我觉得有点头疼 uh... giving me a... headache.
在这郊区待了6周 你就查了这么点 Six weeks in the suburban jungle, and this is all you got?
这一带有三百多个家庭 There are over 300 families in this subdivision.
逐个调查是很费时间的 It'll take time to check them all out.
爸爸说上次见面时 你打算退出 Dad said last time he saw you, you were ready to quit.
我改主意了 Now I changed my mind.
这是在浪费时间还有我爸的钱 This is a gigantic waste of your time and my father's money.
你怕这会花光你的遗产吗 Are you afraid he'll spend your inheritance?
这一点都不好笑 That's not funny.
-麦克 有件事 -什么 - Mike, here's the thing. - What?
爸爸不可能单独行动的 Dad can't chase ghosts alone.
如果你不干了 他也就没辙了 If you stop, he'll have to accept it's over.
我想要回以前的爸爸 Let me have my father back.
如果我退出了 他还会找其他人 If I quit he'll just hire somebody else.
你说这里没什么可查的就行了 Not if you tell him there's nothing here to find.
我不能那样做 I can't do that.
要是你女朋友发现 What happens when your girlfriend finds out
你不再是那个可爱的水管工会怎样 you're not just the sweet, neighborly plumber?
你这是在骗她 麦克 You're lying to her, Mike.
找到了 Oh, here it is.
太好了 这个能保持蟹肉的温度 Great. This'll keep the crab dip warm.
去掉螃蟹壳要花很久 It took forever to shell the little buggers,
但很值 But it'll be worth it.
你自己去螃蟹壳吗 You shelled your own crabs?
不是我多嘴 Okay, I don't want to butt in.
你太辛苦了吧 你看上去很疲惫 Are you doing too much? Cause you look exhausted.
我没事 喝点咖啡就行 谢啦 I'm fine. I just need some coffee. Thank you.
上帝啊 看这个刺绣 Oh, my god! Look at this embroidery!
"丹娜" 这个从哪儿来的 "Dana." Where did this come from?
保罗·杨的旧货大甩卖 Paul Young's garage sale.
丹娜 Dana.
丹娜是个宝宝 Dana was a baby.
喜欢吗 Surprise.
-不可能 -归你了 这是钥匙 - No way! - It's all yours. Here are the keys.
雷克斯 这是怎么回事 Rex, what's this about?
我小小破费了一笔 I went and splurged a little.
丹妮尔 这是你的 Oh, Danielle, here's your present.
-旅行箱 -没错 - Luggage? - Yeah.
为你去帕奇克模特学校准备的 It's to take with you to the Perchik Modeling Academy.
学费由我出 I'm footing the bill.
-你是说我可以去纽约吗 -等等 - You mean I can go to New York? - Wait a minute.
什么模特学校 What's this about a modeling academy?
是我的新职业 索利斯夫人会推荐我 It's my new career. Mrs. Solis is sponsoring me.
你怎么没告诉我 When were you planning on telling me?
她告诉我了 我觉得这主意不错 She told me, I think it's a great idea.
你们两个没看出来他的动机吗 Don't you two see what he's doing?
这是他的糖衣炮弹 He's trying to buy your love.
看在上帝的份上 别那么多疑 For god's sake. Don't be paranoid.
又是辆车又是模特学校的 A car? A modeling academy?
你应该先和我商量一下这些礼物的 You should have discussed these gifts with me first.
抱歉 孩子们 可我们不能接受 I'm sorry, kids. But we cannot accept them.
你不能听任她这样 You can't let her do this.
我们刚刚告诉孩子们离婚的事 Bree, we just told the kids we're getting divorced.
-现在宠宠他们又怎样 -我不同意 - Isn't it time to spoil them a little? - I said no.
他们也是我的孩子 You know what? They're my kids too,
我想给他们什么就给什么 and I can give them anything I want.
拿着吧 There you go.
-谢谢爸爸 -太好了 - Thank you, daddy. - Yes.
是不是你帮丹妮尔进的模特学校 Did you offer to help Danielle get into modeling school?
什么 是啊 也不是 What? Uh... Yes... No.
她是这么给你说的 Um... is that how she heard it?
是啊 加布丽尔 究竟是不是你推荐的 Yes. Gabrielle, did you or did you not offer to sponsor her?
我不过想帮个忙 I just wanted to help out.
那可是在纽约啊 上帝 It's in New York! For god sakes
你是怎么想的 Why would you suggest that?
那是她的梦想 你难道不希望她开心吗 It's her dream. Don't you want her to be happy?
不 而且我希望你将来能 No. And in the future I would appreciate you keeping
自己保留你那可笑的想法 your ridiculous ideas to yourself.
布里 Bree!
约翰 John.
约翰 John!
你太嫉妒丹尼尔了 You're so jealous of Danielle.
甚至要把她弄到纽约去 You tried to ship her off to New York?
我才不嫉妒 只是不喜欢分享罢了 I'm not jealous. I just don't like to share.
好吧 我不干了 Well, you know what? I quit.
园丁 我们 所有的 The yard. Us. Everything.
别这么意气用事 Oh, don't be that way.
要是我们不能在一起还有什么意义 What's the point, if we can never be together?
这一个小时 那一个小时 You know, an hour here, an hour there.
我不希望我们不欢而散 I don't want us to end on a bad note.
卡洛斯今晚有个宴会 我能溜出来 Carlos has this black tie thing tonight and I could slip out...
-索利斯夫人 -约翰 别这样 - Mrs. Solis! - John, please.
我们俩的一切是那么不同 What we had was so special.
总得有个像样的告别 I think it deserves a proper goodbye.
我们 我们还是会分手的 We'd, um... we'd still be over, though.
当然 Of course.
我就知道这个玩乐日的想法不错 I knew this play day was a good idea.
是啊 谢谢你的建议 Oh, yeah. Thank you for suggesting it.
只有你的孩子能让蒂米精疲力尽 Your boys are the only ones I know who could tire out Timmy.
是啊 他的确很调皮 Yep, he's a feisty one.
有传闻说 你在给蒂米药物治疗 Word on the street is, um, you've been medicating Timmy?
是啊 为了治他的多动症 Oh, yeah. For his ADD.
-简直是灵丹妙药 -我相信 - The pills have been a godsend. - I bet.
我能用下洗手间吗 Can I use your bathroom?
当勒奈特吞下那些偷来的 As Lynette swallowed the stolen
给八岁小孩吃的药的时候 medication of an eight-year-old child.
她发誓不能继续陷下去 She vowed she'd never again sink to such depths
短期内 any time soon.
看来找到敲诈你的人啦 Looks like you've got your blackmailer.
是不是该让警察介入了 Is it time to bring in the police?
这不在我的考虑范围内 That's not really an option for me.
我妻子自杀之前 Before my wife shot herself,
我很满足我们的生活 we lived a life that I was proud of.
深爱对方 有共同信仰 We loved each other. We had values.
一起去教堂 一起做慈善 We went to church. We gave to charity.
我们都是好人 肖先生 We were good people, Mr. Shaw.
我相信你 Oh, I believe you.
所以我很难理解为什么 That's why it's so incomprehensible to me that
伊迪·布利特这样破坏我们的家庭 Edie Britt would try to destroy us.
你失去的太多了 Well, you've suffered a great loss.
需要点时间来恢复 For your pain to heal, that's gonna take some time.
我等不及了 I can't wait.
我现在就急需帮助 I need help now.
我会让她加倍偿还的 For five grand she's hurt, ten grand she's gone.
妈 这是干什么 Mom, what's going on?
我要把你们都赶出去 Oh, I'm throwing you out.
我已经把你俩的东西分开放两边了 I've separated all your things into two sides.
这边是你的 丹妮尔 This side is yours, Danielle,
那边是安德鲁的 and the other one is Andrew's.
-好吧 你疯了 -你要我们去哪住 - Ok, you've lost it. - Where are we supposed to live?
亲爱的 我要知道就好了 Darling, if I know.
丹妮尔 北边那块 Danielle, everything in the north quadrant
全是衣服和书之类的 of your side is clothes and books and such.
南边就是些杂物 The south side are miscellaneous items.
妈 这样没用 我不会放弃我的车的 Mom, this isn't gonna work. I'm not giving up my car.
真明智 因为你可能得 That's smart. Because you'll probably gonna
在里面睡一阵了 have to sleep in it for a while.
妈 你阻止不了我们回屋 Mom, you can't stop us from going back inside the house.
是吗 那是锁匠 柯林先生 No? That's Mr. Conlin, the locksmith.
他今天可帮了不少忙 He's been very helpful today.
当然只要能做到我的条件 Of couse I could give you the new keys
我就给你们新钥匙 if you'd adhere to my rules,
包括把礼物还给你们的父亲 Which include giving back your father's gifts.
好吧 你赢了 我不去纽约了 Ok, fine. You win. I won't go to New York.
我走了 I'm outta here.
请进 我叫伊迪 初次见面 Oh, hello. Welcome. I'm Edie. How do you do?
郊外露天家庭聚会 真有创意 An open house in the suburbs? This is beyond kitsch.
别乱来 Just behavior yourself.
我可废了半天劲 This is one of the houses in the street
才能进这房子的 I've had a hard time getting into.
天啊 我正希望你能忘了这事 God, I wish you would let this go.
我今晚带你出去喝一杯 I'm taking you out for drinks tonight.
有个叫马鞍牧场的牛仔吧 你得看看 There's this cowboy bar called Saddle Ranch, you need to see.
为什么 Why?
那是你姐姐最后去过的地方 It's the last place anybody ever saw your sister.
苏珊 你怎么来了 Susan. What brings you here?
我是来和玛丽·艾莉丝的房子告别的 I just wanted to say goodbye to Mary Alice's house
在别人搬进来之前 before somebody else moved in.
真会花言巧语 That sounds almost plausible.
-什么 -拜托 - I beg your pardon? - Oh, come on.
我们都知道你为什么来这 We both know why you're here.
没错 他们肯定有一腿 And the answer is yes, they are having sex. No question.
你在说什么啊 他们不过是朋友 You know what you are talking about, they're just friends.
你真这么想吗 Hm. Think so?
我听到他们说今晚要去马鞍牧场 I over heared they say they're going to the Saddle Ranch tonight,
喝喝酒 跳跳舞 for drinks and dancing.
朋友们也会做这些的 Still, friends can do that.
上帝 我真想抽你一巴掌 Oh, my god, I just want to slap and shake you.
你刚说他们今晚要去哪 Where did you say they were going tonight?
我真不知道自己怎么就跟着你来了 I don't know why I let you talk me into coming here?
他俩明显不是那关系 There is obviously nothing going on between them.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
先去厕所然后回家 I'm going to the bathroom and then I'm going home.
我不想让麦克发现我在这 I don't want Mike to catch me here.
不过才十分钟 It's only been ten minutes.
她可能正要出手呢 She could be waiting to make her move.
临阵脱逃可打不败 Oh, come on. You're not gonna beat a girl like that
她这样的女孩 by knocking off early.
-这又不是比赛 -难道不是吗 - It's not a competition. - The hell it isn't.
晚安 伊迪 Good night, Edie.
随便你 但是提醒你 Suit yourself. But for the record...
我宁愿支持你拿下他 I was rooting for you to land him.
你为什么要支持我 And why would you root for me?
我觉得从你手里把麦克抢过来 I figured it'd be easier for me
可比从她手里轻松多了 to steal Mike from you than her.
她看起来挺精怪的 She seems like fun.
-吃点解酸药 -不是那种疼 - Just take some antacid. - It's not those kind of cramps.
这是商务晚餐 非常重要 This is a business dinner. It's important.
放松 Relax.
我们两个去吧 You and I can go alone.
让加布丽尔在这休息吧 Gabrielle can stay here and get better.
-好吧 过会见 -好 - Fine. See you in a couple of hours. - Ok.
-照顾好卡洛斯 -我一贯如此 - Take good care of Carlos. - Oh, I always do.
加油 伊迪 Go, Edie!
上帝啊 Oh, god.
麦克 Mike!
世界真小啊 What a small, small world.
是啊 我发现伊躲在后面 Yeah, it sure is. I caught Edie hiding in the back.
没开玩笑吧 她在这吗 No kidding. Is she here?
是啊 她说 开始摇吧 Yeah. Yeah, she said, "the jig is up,"
然后她就去骑牛了 and then she went to ride the bull.
-她还说你们一起来的 -是啊 - And she said you two came together. - Oh, well, yeah.
我们是一起来的 可我以为她走了 We did. I just thought she left.
-你在跟踪我吗 -什么 - Were you following me? - What?
当然不是 我只是和伊迪一起来这玩 No! No, I just came here, you know, with Edie.
我们爱骑牛 We just love to ride that bull.
-你也会骑牛 -是啊 突发奇想的 - You? Ride the bull? - Yeah. Yeah, it's a real rush.
得了 苏珊 饶了我吧 Come on, Susan. Give me a break.
是你饶了我吧 我没有跟踪你 You give me a break. I did not follow you here.
就算是 也不过因为 Even if I had followed you here, it's just because
你一直没提过凯德拉 you've been secretive about Kendra.
凯德拉和我是朋友 Kendra and I are friends.
而我是来骑牛的 And I came here to ride the bull.
我们找到下个骑牛者了 Whoo! We got another one to ride the bull!
小狗狗 到你啦 Ok, little doggie, you're up.
好吧 我是小狗狗 Oh, fine. I'm a doggie.
我就是来骑牛的 Oh, yeah. I'm here to ride this bull.
看着吧 Check it out. Whoo!
宝贝 Baby! whoo!
安德鲁 你答应和你妈妈住 Andrew, you promised you'd stay with your mother
我才给你车的 that's why I gave you the car.
爸 是她让我搬出来的 Dad, she wants me out.
她把我的东西都扔到草坪上了 She put all my stuff on the front lawn.
真可笑 This is ridiculous.
我要给她打电话解决这事 I'm gonna call her and smooth all this out.
-你得回家 -爸爸 别 - You're going home. - No, dad.
干吗 Why?
现在我能毫无负担的和你住啦 Now I can live with you without feeling guilty.
我们能相处好的 就像单身公寓一样 We'll be perfect. It'll be like our own little bachelor pad.
-怎么样 -儿子 这不可能 - What? - Son, that's not gonna happen.
-怎么不行 -安德鲁 - Why not? - Andrew...
这几月我过得很艰苦 These last few months have been incredibly difficult for me.
还有好多自己的事没解决 There are things I've got to work out for myself
要是和你一起住我什么也做不了 抱歉 and I can't do it if you're living with me. I'm sorry.
我不管 我不回去 I don't care. I'm not going back there.
-这不是你能决定的 -但是 爸 - I don't think you have a choice. - But, Dad...
听话 别这样 Oh, Come on now. Don't...
希勒 是我 Heath? Yeah, it's me.
你的假身份证还在吗 Do you still have your fake ID?
是啊 我得回家让我妈看看我的厉害 Yeah. I've got to go home and kiss my mother's ass
没喝醉我是不会回去的 and I'm not going to do it sober.
我可没想知道那么多 ... More than I needed to know.
他都吓傻了 完全傻了 He was in shock. He was totally shocked.
他说 议员 这可是竞选 He said, "Congressman, this was the campaign
这张票不算 你已经投过了 This was not the vote. You voted already."
-就是这么回事 -真有意思 - That's what it was. - I love that one!
这点心看着就好吃 Oh, the desserts look wonderful.
勒奈特 要帮忙吗 Lynette, Do you need any help?
没事 我能搞定 I got it covered. No problem.
斯加沃 该你了 说说你的天才创意 Ok, Scavo. You're up. Let's hear this genius idea of yours.
好的 Ok. Uh...
好 Ok.
现在洁力强面临的最大问题是 The single greatest obstacle facing Spotless Scrub
缺少曝光率 is a lack of visibility
我们要重点把广告发布在 We need to concentrate ad spending in places
女人花时间最多的地方 where women spend the majority of their time.
举例说吧 大型连锁超市 For example, large chain grocery stores.
把洁力强的广告贴在 Picture spotless scrub ads on the
每个妈妈的手推车两侧 side of every mother's shopping cart.
-有意思 -其实还有更好的 - Interesting. - Oh, You know what'd be even better?
-干洗袋 -什么 - Dry-cleaning bags. - What?
真的 听我说 No, Really. Hear me out.
把洁力强的大广告放在 Put a big Spotless Scrub ad
女人和她的开司米羊绒衫中间 between a woman and her cashmere sweater.
我保你能吸引到她们的注意 I gurantee you'll get her attention.
亲爱的 主意不错 但我正说到一半 Honey. That's great. I'm I'm in the middle of a thing here.
她说得没错 那样我就会注意到的 She's got a point. I would notice that.
而且干洗袋会一直挂在我们的衣橱里 And those dry-cleaning bags hang in our closets forever.
-就像个永久性广告 -完全正确 - So it is like constant advertising. - Exactly!
或许这方法可行 但是 You know, maybe that's the way we can work that in, but...
不 这注意妙极了 No, this is kind of a fantastic idea.
要在全国实施吗 We go nationwide with this?
当然要 从顶尖品牌开始着手 Why not? Start by targeting the top chain.
然后延伸出去 Then branch out from there.
最后 渗透到整个市场 Boom, boom, boom. Mass saturation.
其实 还有个更好的主意 And you know what else would be a great idea?
在勒奈特独领风骚的时候 While Lynette was commanding everyone's attention...
苏珊却在尽力保持低调 Susan was trying to remain inconspicuous.
大家都在看着我 是吧 Everybody's looking at me, aren't they?
就是些看热闹的 Just the slapstick fans.
天哪 我怎么就没晕过去呢 Oh, god, why couldn't I have just been knocked unconscious?
-啤酒 -当然 - Beer? - Absolutely.
-苏珊 这是凯德拉 -你介绍过了 - Susan, this is Kendra. - We've been introduced.
不 我和凯德拉是老朋友了 No.This is Kendra. We've been friends for years.
她只是过来玩玩 明天就走 She's only visit. She's leaving tomorrow
-就这样而已 -确实 - That's it. - It's true.
我从来没对这男人有什么想法 I have no designs on this man whatsoever.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
-抱歉让你误会了 -我也是 - Sorry about the misunderstanding. - Me, too.
你们俩开始约会多久啦 So how long have you two been seeing each other?
其实第一次就被你打断了 Well, you sort of interrupted our first date.
在这之前都是不温不火的 But up until then, smoking-hot tension.
听起来没什么希望 我知道 Sounds pathetic, I know.
不 我觉得细水长流很好 No, it's good to take it slow.
够聪明的话就多加小心 You'd be smart to be careful.
-有什么特殊原因吗 -听着 - Any particular reason? - Look...
麦克是挺完美的 真的 Mike's a wonderful guy. Really.
但是你该问问他为什么会搬到紫藤郡 But you should ask him why he moved to Wisteria Lane.
说来话长啊 It's one hell of a story.
来 我拿了些冰 Here. Got some ice.
-给 -谢谢 - There you go. - Thanks.
我过得很开心 谢谢伙计们 再见 Well, it's been fun. Thanks, guys. See you later.
-晚上好 -晚上好 - Good evening. - Good evening.
坐吧 Have a seat.
我得习惯这种告别方式 I could get used to this whole closure thing.
我喜欢依依不舍 I love long goodbyes.
在转角等我 我马上回来 Wait around the corner. I'll be right back.
笑一个 加布丽尔 Smile, Gabrielle.
这样也好 Well, that's it, then.
你干吗呢 她拍到我们了 What are you doing? She had a camera.
我们得抓住她 We've got to catch her.
索利斯夫人 你丈夫会杀了我们的 Mrs. Solis, your husband's going to kill us.
快啊 Come on!
-放开我 -把相机给我 - Leave me alone. - Give me that camera!
我没跟你闹着玩 老女人 I'm not kidding, old woman!
走开 别碰我 Stay away from me! Don't touch me!
别过去 No.
别去 你回家吧 我来搞定 No, you go home. I'll take care of this.
还有 你从来没到这来过 走吧 And you were never here. Go.
快走 Go!
你看见了吗 有个人开着车 Did you see that? A guy came barreling
拐弯冲过来撞到她然后逃逸了 around the corner and just hit her.
-有手机吗 -有 - Do you have a cell phone? - Yeah.
打911 Call 911.
-发生什么事啦 -她还有呼吸吗 - What happened? - Is she breathing?
当胡安妮塔·蒂德战兢着看到那束白光时 As Juanita Tetered dangerously close to the white light,
勒奈特和汤姆陷则掉进了无底洞 Lynette and Tom were headed into a black hole.
我只不过参与了一下 I was just participating.
你的参与该仅限于 Your participation was supposed
准备晚饭而已 to be limited to making dinner,
而不是贬低我的创意 not making my ideas look bad.
可能你需要更好的创意 You konw. Maybe you need better ideas.
对不起 我不是那个意思 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
不 我们都知道 在有孩子们之前 No, we both know that your career
你的事业比我的辉煌多了 was going so much better than mine before we had kids.
-你不用一直提醒我 -这不公平 - You never let me forget that. - That is not fair.
过去你总是和我竞争 You were always competing with me,
从今晚的表现看 你还是这样 and judging by tonight, you konw what, still are.
汤姆 今晚的事我真的很抱歉 Tom, I am sorry about tonight. Truly.
但要说我在和谁竞争的话 But these days if I'm competing with anyone
那是布里·范德坎普 it's the Bree Van de Kamps of the world,
还有一尘不染的厨房 优秀的孩子们 with their spotless kitchens and their perfect kids,
还能不出一点差错办出最棒的派对 who throw fabulous parties where nothing ever goes wrong.
我百般努力试图赶上 可我做不到 I try so hard to keep up but I can't.
勒奈特 我没期望那些 Lynette. That's not my expectation.
每次你接到策划案 邀请合伙人过来 And when you work on a pitch, you bring the parteners over.
都会让我想起我放弃的那个世界 I am reminded of a world I left behind,
我在那是长胜将军 是大家的目标 where I was the winner and people tried to keep up with me.
我既回不到过去 也做不好主妇 I can't go back, I can't win where I am.
我现在进退两难 I am stuck in the middle
而且这事真的让我 and it's really something that gets me...
跟你说 Whoa! For your information,
你今天办的晚宴棒极了 I thought you threw an amazing dinner party tonight.
简直让我喜出望外 I was thrilled.
我不知道你怎么能把这些事联系起来 I don't know how you pulled it all together.
-可是 -你信也好不信也好 - Yeah, well... - And whether you believe it or not,
每个认识你的人都觉得 everyone who knows you thinks that
你是个好妻子 也是个好妈妈 you are a great wife and mother.
-他们才没这么想 -他们是这么想的 - No, they don't. - Yes, they do.
尤其是我 Especially me.
谢谢 Thanks.
你眼睛怎么了 What's wrong with your eyes?
没事 就是累了 Nothing. I'm tired.
-过来让我看看 -我没事 真的 - Turn around. I want to look at you. - I'm fine. Really
外面怎么回事 What's going on outside?
就那儿 Right there.
谢天谢地你们来了 Oh my god. Thank god you're here.
去陪陪加布丽尔好吗 我马上过来 Will you take care of Gabrielle? I have to come home for a minute.
没问题 All right.
安德鲁 你回来太好了 Oh, Andrew. Thank god you're back.
我需要你帮忙 亲爱的 I need your help, honey.
刚刚发生了场意外 There's been an accident.
安德鲁 Andrew?
妈妈 Mama?
安德鲁 Andrew!
雷克斯 你得回家一趟 Rex, you need to come home.
发生了些事 我们需要你 Something's happened and we need you.
竞争 通常因人而异 Competition. It means different things to different people.
但是无论选择和平竞争 But whether it's a friendly rivalry
还是生死决斗 or a fight to the death...
干杯 Cheers.
结局都是一样的 ...The end result is the same.
总会有胜利者 There will be winners...
也会有失败者 and there will be losers.
当然 诀窍是 Of course, the trick is...
识时务者 纵观全局 to know which battles to fight.
不入虎穴 焉得虎子 You see, no victory comes without a price.