《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on desperate housewives
她是他妻子 She was his wife.
他有权知道事情的真相 He deserves to have all the facts.
但她就这样抛弃了她的丈夫和孩子 She abandoned her husband and her
我永远不会原谅她 son and I'll never forgive her.
又回到老问题上了 It's the age-old question,
我们到底有多想知道邻居的秘密 how much do we want to know about our neighbors?
请你取消和离婚律师的见面 You gonna cancel the meeting with the divorce lawyer.
我们去找个婚姻顾问 We'll find a marriage councilor.
我是麦克·德尔非诺 I'm Mike Deifino.
我是苏珊·梅尔 我住对面 Susan Mayer. I live across the street.
想跟他约会 If you wanna dating him,
得主动约他 you're gonna have to ask him out.
我一直希望他能来约我 I keep hoping he'll ask me out.
我讨厌你跟我说话的语气 I really hate the way you talk to me.
我讨厌花一万五千块买条钻石项链 I hate that I spent $15,000 on your diamond necklace,
但是我学着接受了 but I'm learning to deal with it.
-你爱他吗 -当然 - Do you love him? - I do.
那我们为什么还在这偷情 So then why are we here? Why are we doing this?
因为我可不想某天醒来 Because I don't want to wake up one morning,
想把自己的脑袋打爆 With a sudden urge to blow my brains out.
我死了以后 After I died,
我开始放弃那些 I began to surrender the parts of
对我来说已经不再重要的东西 myself that were no longer necessary.
欲望 信念 抱负 猜疑 My desires, beliefs, ambitions, doubts --
我的七情六欲都已不复存在 every trace of my humanity was discarded.
当我迈入永生的瞬间 I discovered when moving through eternity,
我发现我变得轻松多了 it helps to travel lightly.
但是 我依然保有一样东西 In fact, I held on to only one thing
那就是我的记忆 my memory.
当我回头看身后的世界 It's astonishing to look back on the world I left behind
真是令人吃惊 I remember it all --
每个细节都历历在目 every single detail.
比如我的朋友布里·范德坎普 Like my friend Bree Van de Kamp.
我还记得她自信的微笑 I remember the easy confidence of her smile,
优雅的手势 the gentle elegance of her hands,
亲和的语气 the refined warmth of her voice.
但最难忘的 But what I remember most about Bree
雷克斯 晚餐很棒吧 Rex, wasn't that lovely --
是她眼神中的恐惧 Was the look of fear in her eyes.
布里发现她的世界正在分崩离析 Bree had started to realize her world was unraveling,
对于凡事求完美的她来说 and for a woman who despised loose ends,
这是不可接受的 that was unacceptable.
雷克斯 起来了 Rex. Rex. You need to get up.
天还没亮呢 It's not even light out.
快起床 Please hurry.
如果孩子们看到你睡在这儿 If the kids see you sleeping down here,
他们会问东问西的 they're going to start asking questions.
让他们问好了 我不在乎 Let 'em ask. I don't care anymore.
可我在乎 Well, I care.
没必要让他们察觉出我们之间出问题了 They don't need to be burden with our marital problems
我们尽快把关系修缮好 While we're working things out, the least
现在至少需要做些表面功夫 we can do is try to keep up appearances.
是啊 表面功夫 Oh, yeah. Appearances.
我都忘了得做做表面功夫 I keep forgetting about appearances.
雷克斯你看起很疲惫 Oh, Rex, you look so tired.
我根本睡不着 I didn't sleep.
这东西睡起来真不舒服 This damn thing is so uncomfortable.
何不搬回楼上 睡我们的床 Well, why don't you move back upstairs and sleep in our bed?
我们现在在接受婚姻咨询 We're in marriage counseling, Bree.
我们需要搞清楚这点 I think that would confuse things.
可是 It's just--
我想你 I miss you.
我知道 I know you do.
当然 如果我还是无法入睡 Of course, if I don't find out start
我迟早会因为疲劳过度 getting some sleep, pretty soon
被迫搬回楼上去睡 I'll be forced to move back upstairs out of sure exhaustion.
没错 布里害怕很多事 Yes, Bree was afraid of many things,
但是有一样她从不害怕 but if there was one thing she wasn't afraid of...
就是挑战 it was a challenge.
《绝望的主妇》第一季 第三集 Desperate Housewives S01E03
紫藤郡的早晨 平静如往昔 The day on Wisteria Lane began like any other.
咖啡和早报 一天的生活便开始了 With a cup of coffee and the moring paper.
让我安静一会儿 Just give me a second....
勒奈特开始了经济版的阅读 And while Lynette read the business section.
加布丽尔在研究秋季时装 And Gabrielle studied the fall collections
布里在报上寻找装饰的小贴士 And Bree searched for decorating ideas
苏珊在浏览头版时 报纸的日期 Susan scanned the front page and saw something
引起了她的注意 that caught her eye
美景先驱报 2004年10月15日
玛丽·艾莉丝的晚宴
都几点了 What's about time.
别这样 我带了零食哦 Be nice. I come bearing snacks.
勒奈特 这些扑克很黏 Lynette, these cards are sticky
我知道 普雷斯顿用了三张方块 I know. Preston used the three of diamonds
去挖罐子里的果酱 to took scoop jam out of the jar.
真好 我们还有49张牌能玩 Gorgeous, thankful we have 49 cards to play with.
大家好 对不起我来晚了 Hello. Sorry I'm late.
苏珊 我刚才正跟大家说 So, Susan and I was just telling the girls,
我想办一个晚宴 I want to throw a dinner party
-真的吗 -是的 - Really? - Yes.
我们大家都住这儿很久了 Well how long have we all lived on this street
一直没有机会聚聚 we've never done a big group thing
这主意不错 I think it's a great idea
保罗从来不欢迎大家过去 Paul never likes to have people over
管他呢 反正我要办一场 but the heck with him I'm doing it.
晚宴什么时候举行呢 So when is this shindig?
下个月的今天怎么样 How about a month from tonight?
16号 大家都有空吗 That would be the 16th. Good for everyone?
我没问题 我们都做点什么呢 Works for me. Should we all make something?
不必了 交给我就行 Oh, no. This is my party.
我一直期盼能邀请大家来我家 I've been wanting to have everyone over for years.
我很高兴 这个想法终于快实现了 I'm so happy we're finally doing this.
肯定会很有趣 It's gonna be so much fun.
我知道 她的晚宴 I know. Her dinner.
我们怎么把这事儿都给忘了 How could we have all forgotten about this?
我们其实没忘 只是通常 We didn't exactly forget, it's just usually
如果女主人死了 宴会就自动取消了 when the hostess dies the party's off.
勒奈特 Lynette
不是我无礼 我只是说事实 I'm not being flip. I'm just pointing out a reality.
玛丽·艾莉丝很期待这次聚会 Mary Alice was so excited about it.
真是不幸 It's so sad.
我们来帮她办吧 I think we should go through with it.
你确定 这样未免不太合适吧 Really? Wouldn't that be in poor taste?
这也是一个纪念玛丽·艾莉丝的方式 No. It's sort of a way to honor Mary Alice.
这个宴会对她来说很重要 It was so important to her
我们也可以放松下 We could all use a fun night.
那正好 我购买了新面粉 Well, good, because I have some new flour
早就迫不及待想让你们尝尝了 that I have been just dying to show off.
勒奈特 Lynette?
-我同意 -我要做炖羊腿 - I'm in. - I'll make braised lamb shanks.
我还是同意 I'm still in.
我得准备几人份的晚餐呢 So how many I will be cooking for?
7份 三对夫妻外加苏珊 对吧 Seven. Three couples and Susan. Does that sound right?
不 大错特错 No, it sounds very, very wrong.
你想邀请谁 Is there somebody you'd like to invite?
我有个想法 I have an idea.
一个晚宴 A dinner party.
宝贝儿 我可能会工作到很晚 Honey, I may be working late.
德尔曼的建议真是一团糟 The Dillman proposal's a complete mess.
不行 你答应这几晚都会在家陪我的 No, no, you promised to be home every night this week.
我只能尽量 但我没法保证 I'll try but I can't guarantee anything.
做生意就是这样 This is business.
王子也是这样说的 Says the prince
然后他就骑着马消失于夕阳中 as he rides off into the sunset.
看来电影说的没错 Boy the movies ever get that wrong.
你知道你的问题出在哪儿吗 You know what your problem is?
你太紧张了 You're very tense.
做水疗也好 购物也好 You should go to a spa or go shopping.
总之放松放松 Find a way to relax.
喂 Hello?
你在哪 Where are you?
上代数课 Algebra.
你四点能来吗 You free at 4:00?
不确定 下课后我要参加田径赛 I'm not sure. I got track after school.
那尽快过来 Well, get here as fast as you can.
我老公说我应该放松一下 My husband says I need to relax.
你想让我像上次一样 穿着运动服去吗 You, uh, want me to keep my gym clothes on like last time?
如果你不介意 当然可以 If you would, please.
晚宴 A dinner party?
肯定会很有趣 Yeah, it'll be fun.
布里做饭 每个人都去 Bree's cooking, everyone's coming.
我都来不及 You know what? I haven't even had
打开行李 亲爱的 a chance to unpack yet, honey.
我只是想清静几天 I just, uh, I just need to chill out for the next few days.
汤姆 Oh, Tom.
宴会上有酒 开胃小菜 There'll be liquor and hors d'oeuvres and
都是大人 没有孩子 还有银制餐具 grownups without children and -- and silverware.
知道吗 是银制餐具 Remember silverware?
亲爱的 帮我把这个收起来好吗 Honey, can you take this in for me?
你有没有在听我说 Have you heard anything I just said?
对不起 我只是 太累了 Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just -- I'm wiped out.
六天去了三个城市 我的头都快炸了 Three cities in six days -- my head is just pounding.
我没有精力再去晚宴了 I'm not ready for a dinner party.
我已经找好保姆了 I already got a sitter.
不能辞退吗 Can you cancel her?
求你了 你看 我们明晚就待在家 Please? Look, let's just stay in tomorrow night.
开瓶酒 租个碟 We can get a bottle of wine and rent a video,
我只想跟我最爱的女人待在一起 and-I just want to hang out with my best gal.
就是这样 That's all.
我每天都期盼着 晚上可以出去 I was looking so forward to a night out.
我知道 亲爱的 我很抱歉 但是 I know, sweetie, I'm sorry, but...
我也很无奈 I'm beat.
还记得 I mean, do you remember what it
一周工作60小时的时候吗 was like to work a 60-hour week?
晚宴 A dinner party?
我必须去吗 Do I have to go?
鉴于由我承办 我不得不说 是的 Well, given that we're hosting it, I'd say so.
补充一下 你在晚宴上不能喝酒 By the way, you won't be drinking at this party.
为什么 Why is that?
因为你一喝酒 话就多 Because when you drink, you get chatty.
我们的婚姻咨询没必要让别人知道 No one needs to know that we're seeing Dr. Goldfine.
你知道吗 如果你能把用一半掩盖问题的时间 You know, if you spent half as much time working
来解决问题 那... on our problems as you do covering them --
不可能 Not a drop.
这太可笑了 You know, this -- this is ridiculous.
说我们是去上网球课 And this whole thing about us taking tennis lessons?
你诊所的护士已经开始好奇 Well, the nurses at your office may start wondering
为什么你一周内失踪了三回 why you're disappearing three times a week.
上网球课是个可信的托辞 Tennis lessons are a plausible alibi.
那么 我们的网球课 All right so, these tennis lessons we're taking --
进展如何 how are we doing?
我的反手有明显进步 My backhand's improving immensely,
但你的发球还存在很大问题 but you're still having problems with your serve.
好吧 Of course.
晚宴 A dinner party?
明天晚上举行 所以你能否 It's tomorrow night, so if you could
帮忙照看朱莉一天 just keep Julie an extra day.
行 不过我和布兰迪周末 Fine, but that's all. Brandi and I leave
要去小木屋住一周 sunday for a week up at the cabin.
什么小木屋 What cabin?
布兰迪希望我们能出去走走 Brandi wanted some place where we could get away.
昨天刚完成一单契约 Escrow just closed yesterday.
你有钱去住小木屋 You can afford a cabin,
却凑不齐孩子的赡养费 but you can't scrape up child support?
支票我已经寄了 The check is in the mail.
没收到啊 Oh. No, it's not.
护齿套找到了 可以走了 I found my dental guard. I'm ready.
别吵了 Stop fighting.
我们已经尽可能友好相处了 We are being as nice as we possibly can to one another.
听我说 别再吵了 Like I said, stop fighting.
不好意思 布兰迪 Excuse me, Brandi.
麻烦你捡起来好吗 Do you mind?
好的 Oh, okay.
等等 苏珊 就在你边上 捡一下不就得了 Wait. Susan, you're right there. You can pick it up.
我可以捡 但这是她扔的 I could, but she's the one who threw it.
拜托 别无理取闹了 Come on. Don't be petulant.
你就捡一下那该死的罐头吧 Just pick up the stupid can.
我偏不 No.
我来捡吧 I can pick it up.
宝贝 你别管 Honey, stay out of this.
很好 Fine.
你总是这样 This is so typical.
真抱歉 我又无理取闹了 Oh, I'm sorry. Was that petulant, too?
听着 你自己去捡这该死的罐头吧 You know what? You can pick up the damn can yourself.
去死吧你 Yeah, well, you just go to hell.
需要我帮忙捡吗 You want me to pick it up?
沃明顿太太说她 Mrs. Warmington said she looked for
没找到妈妈的讣告 mom's obituary and couldn't find it.
你发了吗 Did you put one in?
扎克 我有很多事要忙 I've had other things on my mind, Zack.
你怎么能连讣告都不发 But how could you not do that?
别人会以为我们不在乎她 People are going to think we didn't care about her.
我不觉得别人会太在意这事 I doubt people will give it much thought.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
你都没谈起过她 You never talk about her.
她去世不到一个月 She hasn't even been dead a month,
你就好像已经把她忘得一干二净 and it's like you've totally forgotten she ever existed.
我们不该在这时候谈这个 It's a little early for this kind of talk.
或许哪天你死了 Maybe when you die,
我也不会登讣告 I won't put in an obituary.
你自己决定 That will be your choice to make.
前提是你得活得比我久 Assuming you outlive me.
妈 没什么大不了的 Mom, it's no big deal.
我和卡洛斯会赶去洗礼的 Carlos and I are driving in for the baptism.
那就搞定啦 Problem solved.
嗯 好的 Okay, fine.
你和玛利亚姨妈先去 You go with aunt Maria,
随后我会带祖母去教堂的 and I will take Nana to church.
快脱衣服吧 Take your clothes off.
好的 妈我还有事 Okay. I got to go, mom.
对 就现在 Yes, right now.
那你晚点告诉我怎么走 再见 Okay, you can give me directions later. Bye.
在学校表现如何啊 Hi. How was school?
生物考试得了A- Got an a-minus on my biology exam.
很好 You did?
那就来看看你都学到点什么 Well, let's see what you've learned.
那是谁 Who's that?
我不认识 I don't know.
你站住 Hey, you!
麦克没说什么吗 So did Mike say anything?
没 但你真应该看看他当时的表情 No, but, god, you should have seen the look on his face.
没那么糟吧 I'm sure it's not that bad.
他会来参加晚宴吧 I mean, he's coming to the party, right?
我留了三条言 I left three messages.
他绝不会来的 毫无悬念 Oh, he's not going to come. Big surprise.
我差点就口沫横飞了 I did everything but foam at the mouth.
天哪 我恨死那样的自己了 God, I hate when I get that way.
好像每次只要我和卡尔距离不到10英尺 It's like every time I get within 10 feet
我就表现得像个怪物 of Carl, I just become this monster.
要知道 只有彻底解决和他的问题 You know what? It's not going to change until
才能改变现状 you resolve your issues with that man.
什么 你要我原谅他 What, you mean forgive him?
我在怨念中活得太久了 You know, I've lived with this bitterness
没了它反而会让我觉得空虚 so long, I think I'd be lonely without it.
亲爱的 养个宠物吧 Honey, get a pet.
再见 See ya.
-哇靠 -这是个商务会议 - Son of a - It's a business meeting.
明显是狐朋狗友大碰头 It's a frat party.
地区经理 公司经理 销售主管 Regional manager, corporate manager, head of sales.
美酒 雪茄 宽边帽 Margarita, cigar, sombrero.
亲爱的 那你想我怎么样 Honey, what do you want me to do, sit around
整天呆坐在酒店里看电视 the hotel the whole time watching cable?
不 但当我说 No. But when I say,
我们去晚宴吧 "we've been invited to a party,"
别老拿你一周工作60小时敷衍我 Don't whine about your exhausting 60-hour week.
穿好你的舞鞋 Put on your dancin' shoes and take the
带着我一起共度美好时光 mother of your children out for a good time.
好吧 你说的没错 Fine. You know what? You're right.
我们去参加晚宴吧 Let's go to that party.
不行啊 我都让保姆别来了 I can't. I already canceled the sitter.
那就我们来办下一次聚会 Okay, well, we'll throw the next one.
办一次晚宴 Throw a dinner party?
我都没时间洗脸 I don't even have time to wash my face.
这样吧 No, you know what?
这次我会去 I'm going to go to this one.
你待在家带孩子 You can stay home and babysit the kids.
好吧 Fine.
我应付得来 I can handle that.
谢谢 Thank you.
加布丽尔整个早上都在找 Gabrielle spent her morning searching
那个神秘的小女孩 for the mysterious little girl.
悲剧的是 Sadly for her,
女孩找到了 但没想到如此戏剧性 the mystery was solved a bit too quickly.
怎么了呀 What's going on?
你认识阿什莉吗 Have you met Ashley?
找到了 Found it!
宝贝 这是我们的新邻居希拉·布考斯基 Babe, this is Sheila Bukowski, our new neighbor.
他们刚搬进米勒的老房子 They just moved into the miller's old house.
很抱歉我女儿把球丢在你们院子里了 My daughter left her ball in your yard. I'm so sorry.
没关系 Oh, oh, no -- no problem.
很高兴见到你 阿什莉 Nice to meet you, Ashley.
她很腼腆 话不多 She's shy. She doesn't say much.
但我看得出她的小脑瓜精灵得很 Yeah, but I can see her little mind working away.
很高兴认识你们 Nice meeting you.
走吧 阿什莉 Come on, Ashley.
单独交流 Private sessions?
我不懂我们为什么要单独交流 I don't understand. Why do we need private sessions?
单独交流有利于我们 Private sessions allow us to work on
解决各自的私人问题 the personal issues of both partners.
我没什么私人问题 Oh, well, I don't have any personal issues.
我唯一的问题就是我丈夫想离开我 My only issue is that my husband wants to leave me,
要是没有他 我的问题怎么解决 and how can I work on that if he's not in the room?
是我想和高德芬博士单独谈谈 There are things I need to discuss with
希望你能回避下 Dr. Goldfine, and I can't have you there.
为什么 Why?
我是你老婆 有什么我不能知道的 I'm your wife. You can say anything in front of me.
只要多交流下 我们肯定能 All we need is a few more sessions, and I'm sure we can --
闭嘴 布里 Damn it, Bree,
谈几次话根本是徒劳 a few more sessions isn't going to fix us.
我们的问题很严重 This is bigger than that.
要不我们试试这样 Why don't we do it this way?
雷克斯 前半个小时你先来 Rex, you can take the first half-hour.
布里 你后半小时再来 Bree, you can take the second.
好吧 Fine.
博士 Oh, and, doctor,
要是他的讲话内容涉及 if what he's about to discuss has anything to do with
通奸 卖淫 或是网络色情 adultery, prostitution, or internet pornography,
我希望您能坚守道德底线 I would really appreciate you taking a moral hard line.
嗨 阿什莉 Hi, Ashley.
还记得我吗 我们之前见过 Remember me? We -- we met earlier.
你真是个小画家啊 Aren't you the little artist?
那些是什么 火烈鸟 What are those -- flamingos?
不是 No.
画得很漂亮 Well, they're very pretty.
它们仿佛在接吻 It almost looks like they're kissing.
其实接吻这件事 Funny thing about kissing --
并不是夫妻间才能做的哦 It's not just for husbands and wives.
我们有时会亲亲妈妈或者爷爷 Sometimes we kiss our mom or our grandpa.
有时会亲亲小狗 Sometimes we even kiss our dog. Ha ha.
有时还会亲吻我们的朋友 Sometimes we even kiss people who are just our friends,
像是在用嘴唇来击掌 对吗 kind of like a high-five on the lips. Right?
阿什啊 Hey, Ash,
我刚在商场看到这个 I was at the mall, and I saw this.
我猜你会喜欢 I thought you might like it.
她来自夏威夷 She's Hawaiian.
是卡哈鲁瓦公主 Her name is princess Kahalua,
涵义大概是"小瀑布" and I think it means "little waterfall,"
或者"大海"之类的 or "big pond" or something.
那我们没问题了 是吧 So we're good, right?
你和你的新朋友玩 Well, you enjoy your new little friend,
还需要什么就告诉我 and if there's anything else you need, you just let me know.
我想要的 What I'd really like
其实是自行车 is a bike.
你在哪儿找到的 Where did you find that?
她就是用这自杀的 She used this to kill herself.
你为什么还留着 Why would you keep it?
为什么 Why?
因为我觉得有天会用上 Because I thought we might need it someday.
用在哪里 For what?
自卫 Protection.
我们得谈谈妈妈 I want to talk about mom.
你该吃药了 You need to take your medication.
我们必须得谈 We are going to talk about mom.
嗨 扎克 Hello, Zack.
希望没打扰到你 I hope this isn't a bad time.
范德坎普太太 你来有什么事吗 What can I do for you, Mrs. Van de Kamp?
我想请你和你爸爸 Well, I wanted to invite you and your
明晚来参加晚宴 father to a dinner party tomorrow night.
我不知道他现在在哪儿 I'm not sure where he is right now.
我很抱歉 这么迟才告诉你们 Oh. Well, I'm sorry it's such late notice, but, well,
我们不确定你们父子俩 we weren't sure that you and your father were
是否调整好情绪参加社交 ready for any kind of social engagement yet,
这次是我们为纪念你母亲而办的 but, we're sort of throwing it in your mother's honor.
真的吗 Really?
没错 就是大家聚一聚 Yes, it's just going to be a casual night with the gang.
边吃饭边讲些关于你妈妈的趣事 We're going to eat and tell fun stories about your mom.
扎克 你还好吗 Zack... Are you okay?
你好 布里 Hello, Bree.
你好 保罗 我就是想 Oh, hi, Paul. I was just --
我都听到了 I heard.
谢谢 但我们明天有事 Thank you, but we already have plans for tomorrow.
那太遗憾了 Oh. That's too bad.
我该走了 Well, I should go.
谢谢您 范德坎普太太 Thank you, Mrs. Van de Kamp.
谢我什么 扎克 For what, Zack?
谢谢您还惦记着我妈妈 Remembering my mom.
那晚 保罗给他儿子一些东西 That night, Paul gave his son something
来抚慰他的紧张 to calm his nerves,
第二天 加布丽尔给新朋友送个礼物 And the next day, Gabrielle calmed her own nerves
来抚慰自己的紧张 by giving something to her new best friend.
给你的 Here you go.
最新款 三倍变速 铝制车身 Top of the line, 3-speed, aluminum frame,
把手缠绕着丝带 还有个铃 handlebar ribbons, and a bell,
而且还是宝蓝色的 and you'll notice it's royal blue
和你漂亮的眼睛一样 to match your pretty little eyes.
我的眼睛是绿色的 My eyes are green.
好吧 你戴上这个 Yeah, well, you'll be cruising so fast
飞驰而过 没有人会注意的 on this, no one will even notice.
这些都是你的 It's all yours, hon.
玩得开心 Have fun.
怎么了 有什么不好吗 What? What's wrong?
我不会骑车 I don't know how to ride a bike.
什么 What?
那你为什么向我要一辆 Well, then, why did you ask for one?
为什么你不能教教我 Why can't you show me?
行 改天吧 Sure, one of these days.
为什么不能现在教 What's wrong with now?
在她和勒奈特谈过之后 After her talk with Lynette,
苏珊决定看看她以前的相册 Susan decided to take a look at her old photo album,
她开始重新审视自己 and she began to see herself in a whole new light,
但那些照片依然不能让她开心起来 and the picture wasn't flattering.
你好 我是卡尔 请留言 Yeah, you got Karl. Leave a message.
卡尔 是我 Hey, Karl, it's me.
我很希望你在 I was hoping you'd be there.
听着 我们得谈谈 Um, listen, we need to talk,
明天你送朱莉回来的时候 so maybe when you drop Julie off tomorrow,
或许我们能谈谈 we could have a moment.
这很重要 It's important.
代我向 Give my best to...
布兰迪问好 Brandi.
回我电话 Call me.
苏珊为自己感到骄傲 Susan was proud of herself.
她最终打算不生气了 She was finally ready to let go of her anger.
她差点就成功了 Almost.
孩子们五点半就饿了 The boys will be hungry at 5:30,
所以五点就要把鱼肉条放进烤箱 so put the fish sticks in the toaster oven at 5:00.
烤半小时 亲爱的 我知道 For half an hour. Honey, I know.
你已经说了三遍了 This is the third time you've told me.
好吧 如果孩子们没及时吃到饭你可就惨了 Well, if the food's late, god help you.
知道了 我不需要一本小册子 Beautiful, I don't need a pamphlet.
这又不是什么脑部手术 It's not brain surgery.
拜托 他们只是些孩子 They're just kids, for god sake.
普雷斯顿 过来一下 Preston, would you come here?
宝贝儿 Sweetie,
你知道我们吃小饼干的规矩 you know our rule about eating cookies, right?
是的 我们五点后不能吃 Yeah, we can't have them after 5:00,
因为糖会引起多动症 cause sugar makes us hyper.
但是 今晚 什么都可以吃 Yeah, but tonight, anything goes.
和你的兄弟一起吃 Make sure you share with your brothers.
谢谢妈妈 Thanks, mom.
不要向下看 别向下看 Don't look at your feet. Don't look at your feet.
看路 看前面的路 不错 Look at the road. Look at the road. Good.
找到平衡点 Find your balance. Find your balance.
就这样 你骑得好极了 Okay, it's all you. It's all you! you're doing great!
往右骑 小心车 Okay, stay to the right. Watch the car.
小心那辆车 Watch the car! Watch the car!
你没有受伤吧 Oh! Are you okay?
我很好 我们再来一遍 Yeah. Let's go again.
亲爱的 我穿着这鞋可不行 Oh, honey, these heels don't have another block in them.
明天怎么样 What about tomorrow?
明天你就不能在这玩了 因为你要去学校 Well, you won't be around tomorrow, 'cause you have school.
我是在家学习的 I'm homeschooled.
我可以经常出来玩 I'm always around.
那一瞬间加布丽尔 It was in that moment that Gabrielle
意识到这只是个开始 realized this ride was far from over.
我来了 I'm coming!
卡尔 怎么是你 我让你明天来 Karl, what are you doing here? I asked you to come tomorrow.
你说想要谈谈 听起来很重要 You said you wanted to talk. It sounded important.
明天吧 我只披了一条浴巾 Tomorrow. I'm in a towel.
我们结婚十四年了 We were married 14 years.
拜托 我有什么没见过 I know what's under there. Come on.
我还没有准备好 I'm not really ready for this.
我打算为这次谈话好好准备一下的 I was going to have a whole speech prepared.
布兰迪和我明天有其他计划 Brandi and I have plans tomorrow.
我建议你现在就说 I suggest you wing it.
好吧 Um, okay.
是这样的 卡尔 Here's the thing, Karl --
我一直在想发生过什么 I was thinking about what happened
在昨天回家的路上 in the driveway yesterday,
我并不想 and I-I just don't want to --
要那样的生活 I don't want to live like that.
我不想变成那种人 I don't want to be that kind of person,
我只是想 如果我们两个 and I just thought if the two of us,
能够温和的 平静的 you know, if we had a nice, calm --
我需要一个道歉 卡尔 I need an apology, Karl.
一个什么 A what?
一个道歉 你就那样结束了我们的婚姻 An apology for the way you ended our marriage.
你从来不为你的行为负责 You never took any responsibility for your behavior.
我不知道该说什么 苏珊 I don't know what to say, Susan.
我想得到自己想要的东西 The heart wants what it wants.
那是什么意思 What does that mean?
我恋爱了 I fell in love.
当你有家室的时候 While you were married to someone else.
我的身心不受控制 The heart wants what it wants.
我很想伤害你 Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you,
但是我能控制我自己 But I can control myself.
我不想无休止地争论这个问题 I-I don't want to go back to that ugly place, really,
如果你还想 我建议你去寻求帮助 and if you do, I suggest that you get some help.
你知道吗 You know what?
我不需要道歉 I don't need an apology.
我不需要你的任何东西 I don't need anything from you.
你在自取其辱 You're humiliating yourself.
你才是那个自取其辱的人 卡尔 No, you're the one who's been humiliated, Karl.
你为什么就视而不见呢 Why don't you see that?
你抛弃了你的家庭 You walked out on your family.
大家都觉得你是人渣 而不是我 People think you're scum, not me,
我没问题 我担心的是你 so worry about yourself. I'm okay with me.
我可以挺胸抬头地走在大街上 I can walk down the street and hold my head high.
紫藤郡的太阳慢慢下山了 As the sun slowly settled on Wisteria Lane,
还没有着落的苏珊想尽了办法 an unsettled Susan racked her brain
如何进家门 to find a way into her own house.
赤裸着躺在了她家的灌木丛中 Lying naked in her shrubs,
对于苏珊来说这可能是 it occurred to Susan this could be the
一生中最丢脸的事 most humiliating moment of her life.
苏珊 Susan?
她错了 She was wrong.
你在干什么 Uh, whatcha doing?
把自己反锁在外面 Locked myself out...
还赤裸着 naked.
然后我就摔倒了 And then I fell.
你呢 So how are you?
我刚刚回来 I just got back.
我出去了一整天 I've been gone all day,
收到你的邀请留言 and I got your messages about dinner,
我很高兴参加 只要你还愿意的话 and, um, I would love to come if that invite still stands.
就这么定了 It's a date.
好的 All right. I, um...
穿休闲装行吗 assume the dress is casual.
好的 就休闲装 Yeah. It's -- it's casual.
谢谢你帮我破门而入 Thanks for helping me break in.
你觉得把还能把那个纱窗还能还原吗 Do you think it'll be hard to replace that screen?
看情况 It depends.
如果你要自己钉 你需要一副手套 If you nail it in yourself, you might want to wear gloves...
还有裤子 穿裤子不会受伤 Or pants. Pants wouldn't hurt.
事实上 我知道刚才的事很可笑 Okay, I know what just happened is funny in theory,
但是我还没有准备好把这当笑话来说 but I'm nowhere near ready to laugh about it,
所以 拜托 不要开玩笑 so please, no jokes.
你们两个去哪里了 Hey, where have you two been?
苏珊找不到衣服穿 Uh, Susan had a problem finding something to wear.
你说的是这意思吧 Oh, is that the kind of thing you meant?
差不多 Pretty much.
孩子们不停地在墙上弹来弹去吗 The kids are bouncing off the walls? Huh.
汤姆 我想你有办法让他们去睡觉的 Well, I'm sure you can figure a way to put them to bed, Tom.
拜托 汤姆 他们只是些孩子 I mean, for god sakes, Tom, they're just kids.
你还好吗 Hey. Are you okay?
是的 今天我去慢跑了 Yes, I-I went jogging today,
我觉得我太急于求成了 and I think I just pushed myself too hard.
你也许是没有穿对鞋 Oh, you're probably not wearing the right shoes.
是的 我也是这么想的 Yea, that thought did cross my mind.
加布丽尔说 你和布里 So Gabrielle says that you and Bree are
一周上三次课 taking lessons three times a week.
我也想有空重新开始练习 I'm actually thinking about playing again.
网球真的有益身体健康 I mean, it's such great exercise.
是的 Mm. That it is.
我的扣球技术需要好好调整一下 And my drop shot could use a serious tune-up.
你可以把你教练的电话给我吗 Think you can give me the number of your pro?
可以 我一会给你 Yeah. I'll, uh, I'll give it to you later.
他在哪个俱乐部工作 Well, what club does he work out of?
我们并不是真的上网球课 卡洛斯 W-We're not really taking tennis lessons, Carlos.
不是吗 You're not?
那只是编的故事 That's a story
布里编造出来掩盖事实 Bree concocted to cover the fact that
我们在看婚姻咨询 we're seeing a marriage counselor.
布里 Bree -- Bree...
他不停地打听网球教练 He wouldn't stop asking about the tennis pro.
布里和我在做婚姻咨询 Bree and I are in marriage counseling.
所有人都知道这个秘密了 Everyone knows our secret now.
天塌下来了吗 Did the sky fall?
你的生活被毁了吗 Has your life come crashing down?
请大家入座 If everybody would please take your seats,
晚餐马上就好 dinner is served.
伴随着每小时四英里的风速 With the winds from the northwest at 4 miles per hour,
现在的气温是摄氏五十五度 it's currently 55 degrees.
我们正在维斯布鲁克进行现场报道 Now we go to rich... live on the scene in Westbrook.
今天此地有个可怕的发现 A grisly discovery was made today in Westbrook
有人在岩水湖找到一个木箱 when a chest was found in Rockwater Lake,
是当地的一个商人 discovered by a local area businessman and
和他孙子钓鱼的时候发现的 his grandson while they were fishing.
调查员打开了这个木箱 Investigators recovered a wooden chest
里面似乎是人的遗骸 containing what appears to be human remains.
现在 警方发言人说尸体是 Now, a police spokesman says the body was --
好啦 我来说几句 Okay, I got to break the ice here.
你们在做婚姻咨询 有什么大不了的 So you're in counseling. Big deal.
想知道什么才叫丢人吗 You want humiliation?
我来告诉你吧 I'll give you humiliation.
我把自己锁在了屋子外面 I locked myself out of my house
一丝不挂 还被麦克堵了个正着 stark naked and got caught by Mike.
天啊 什么时候的事 Oh, my god. When did this happen?
今天 就在聚会之前 Today, right before the party.
我还能说什么 来得早不如来得巧 What can I say? Right place, right time.
你们谁都没法和我比 我曾经因为 I think I can top that. Try getting thrown
行为下流被人家从迪士尼乐园赶出去 out of Disneyland for lewd behavior.
你说什么 什么时候的事 What? When was this?
那还是我和汤姆刚结婚的时候 When Tom and I were first married,
我们在疯狂大冒险那里有些把持不住 things got a little out of hand on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
你开玩笑吧 You're kidding.
没有 我们像罪犯一样走过美国小镇大街 No. We got perp walked down main street, USA.
好吧 既然大家都在自爆糗事 Well, since we're doing true confessions,
我和卡洛斯曾经在坎昆弄坏了一张水床 Carlos and I once broke a waterbed in Cancoon.
你们是怎么做到的 How'd you manage that?
有段时间他超喜欢细跟高跟鞋 Well, he used to have a thing for spiked heels.
我要声明一下 鞋穿在她的脚上 I'd just like to make it clear -- she was wearing them.
雷克斯每次射精之后都会嚎啕大哭 Rex cries after he ejaculates.
我们是不是走得太早了 You think we left too early?
我倒是觉得走得太晚了 I was thinking we left too late.
雷克斯就这样一走了之吗 So is, uh, Rex gone for good?
我也不知道 I don't know.
希望他还能回来 God, I hope not.
他们两个总是有些磕磕绊绊 I mean, they've always been wound a little tight,
可这样的场面我还是第一次见到 but I've never seen them like that.
不过话说回来 我哪有资格评论人家 Then again, who am I to judge?
你是说你们同病相怜 You mean people who live in glass
因此不该相互嘲笑讥讽 houses shouldn't throw soda cans?
你要知道 我只有在 Okay, you have got to know that I
面对卡尔的时候才会仪态尽失 only get that angry around Karl.
最后那段时间他对我简直差劲透了 He just treated me so badly at the end.
直到现在我都无法释怀 I haven't been able to get past it.
也许他也帮了你个大忙 Well, maybe he did you a big favor.
什么意思 What do you mean?
你可以把卡尔看作是起步婚姻 Let's look at Karl as a starter marriage
就像是新兵训练营那样 you know, boot camp.
为接下来更美满的婚姻做准备 Preparing you for something better next time.
听我说 麦克 Listen, Mike...
有关我赤身裸体地被你撞见的事情 我 About the whole seeing me naked thing, I...
我 我只是想谢谢你 I don't -- I just want to thank you for
能够表现得如此绅士 being such a... perfect gentleman.
其实也没有那么绅士 Oh, I wasn't a perfect gentleman.
我好像偷偷瞄了一眼 I might have snuck a peek.
晚安 Good night.
我想做出的评价是 And, um, for what it's worth...
哇欧 Wow.
今晚过得怎么样啊 How was your night?
我们养的简直是小恐怖分子 We are raising little terrorists.
你知道的 没错吧 You know that, don't you?
这么说你过得不好喽 Oh. You didn't have a good time?
一边去 你别装蒜了 Okay, you know what? Drop the act.
我知道你给他们饼干了 I know you gave them cookies.
是谁告的密 Oh. Who cracked, anyway?
波特 Porter.
你的晚宴怎么样 So how was your, uh, dinner party?
吃得倒是还好 不过不怎么开心 Well, there was dinner, but it wasn't much of a party.
怎么了 Uh-oh. What happened?
我也搞不懂 I don't know.
雷克斯宣布他和布里在进行婚姻咨询 Rex announced that he and Bree are in counseling.
她对他进行了报复 She retaliated with this whole revelation
至于细节我就不想说了 which I won't even go into now,
总之最后他气得要死 离开了家 and the bottom line is he stormed out.
很明显 即使是完美之家也会遇到麻烦 Clearly, there's trouble in paradise.
老实说 我并不怎么惊讶 Honestly, I'm not that surprised.
为什么 Why not?
我也说不好 不过我总是觉得 I don't know. I just never got the
他们并不是真的幸福 idea that they were really happy.
那我们幸福吗 Are we happy?
唉 老天啊 Man, oh, man.
我一直在想雷克斯脸上的那个表情 I keep seeing that look on Rex's face,
然后他就那样离开了 and then him taking off like that.
如此波折的夜晚啊 Some night.
但如果要我和那样的女人上床 Then again, I would probably cry, too,
我也会嚎啕大哭的 if I had to have sex with that woman.
那个男人被羞辱得颜面尽失 I mean, you watch a man get torn down like that,
真搞不懂他怎么会让一个女人嚣张成那样 it makes you wonder why he let her get away with it.
相信我 如果哪个女人 Believe me, if a woman ever
敢在别人面前让我下不来台 humiliated me like that in public,
我一定要她好看 Hm-- it would only happen once.
你打算去哪 So, uh, where are you going?
去住汽车旅馆 I'll be staying at the motor lodge.
州际酒店价格比较划算 The hotel by the Interstate has better rates,
离你上班的地方也近一点 and it's closer to your work.
好 Fine.
我把你的泳衣也装进去吧 I'm packing your swimsuit.
酒店里有游泳池 There's a pool there,
游泳可以让你得到放松 and I know how swimming relaxes you.
孩子问我去哪的时候你打算怎么说 When our kids ask where I am, what are you going to say?
我可以告诉他们你去网球训练营了 I could tell them that you went to tennis camp.
开个玩笑 That was a joke.
听出来了 Yeah. I got it.
当然 如果你落下了什么东西 Obviously, if you've forgotten anything,
你可以 马上回来拿 you can, um, come right back and get it.
我会给你打电话的 Well, I'll call you.
雷克斯 Rex.
上大学时 我们刚开始约会那段时光 In college, when we first started dating,
大家是多么的嫉妒我们 people were so jealous of us.
我们就是金童玉女 We were the golden couple.
每个人都相信我们会过得幸福美满 Everybody knew we were going to have this wonderful life.
事情怎么会变成这样 Why is this happening?
因为你连收拾行李这种事都要管 Because you can't even let me pack my own suitcase.
回见 过得开心 All right, see ya. Have fun.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
等会儿 Just a sec.
妈妈 Mom?
放心吧 我不是去惹麻烦的 Don't worry. I'm not packing heat.
布兰迪 你能不能往里坐一点 Hey, Brandy, would you scoot a little?
一点点就好 谢啦 Just scoot. Thank you.
你这是要干什么 What are you doing?
很快就说完 I'll be quick.
布兰迪 抱歉以前我对你态度很差 Brandy, I'm sorry for the way I treated you.
那些都是没事找事的幼稚行为 It was uncalled for and childish,
以后不会再这样了 and it won't happen again.
以前我对你们两个憋了一肚子气 I have built up a lot of anger towards you, both of you,
而我现在意识到 and I realize now that I just
我不能再继续在愤怒中生活 can't carry that around anymore,
不管你们道歉还是不道歉 so apology or no apology,
我都不会再计较了 I'm moving on.
梅尔太太 Mrs. Mayer?
布兰迪 Brandy.
布兰迪 上车 Brandy, get in the car.
梅尔太太 Mrs. Mayer.
叫我苏珊就好 Please, call me Susan.
我只是想让你知道 I just wanted you to know
我和卡尔之间的事情 what happened between me and Karl,
和你想的不一样 things got out of hand.
当时我以为你们已经结束了 Because I thought your marriage was over.
不管怎么说 我只是想让你知道 Anyway, I just wanted you to know
我很抱歉 真的很抱歉 I'm sorry. I really am.
谢谢你 Thank you.
尽管事情来得很意外 And though it came from an unexpected source,
苏珊最终还是得到了她想要的那句对不起 Susan finally got the apology she'd always wanted.
我来帮你拿 Hey. Let me take those.
你的帽子还真是大 You're wearing a really big hat.
没错 Yes, I am.
孩子们在看录像 Listen, the kids are watching a video,
也就是说在他们找到尼莫[海底总动员] which means that we've got only about 45
之前我们只有四十五分钟了 minutes until they actually find Nemo,
要我说 我们得好好利用这段时间 so I suggest that we make the most of it.
用来补偿那个你和别人出去狂欢的夜晚 By reliving your night out with the guys?
勒奈特 Lynette...
我在努力 I'm trying.
你戴着那东西还真是搞笑 You look... ridiculous in that thing.
性感得好笑吗 Sexy ridiculous?
也许是吧 Maybe.
我可以接受 I can live...
这句也许 with maybe.
你要知道 要解决问题一个晚上可不够 You know, it's going to take more than just this one night.
我明白 I know.
原来我们还有观众啊 Looks like we have an audience.
让他们看吧 Let 'em look.
只要他们不来捣乱就好 As long as they don't try and cut in.
高德芬博士 Dr. Goldfine.
布里 你没有预约吧 Bree. We're not scheduled now, are we?
我没时间预约了 I didn't have time to make an appointment.
雷克斯今天搬出去了 Rex moved out today.
我很抱歉 Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that,
但是我现在已经预约满了 but unfortunately, I'm completely booked right now.
我不会耽误你太多时间 I don't need much time.
只不过 你比我更明白我现在的处境 It just seems that you have more insight into my situation
所以我想 than I do, and I just think --
布里 我现在没法和你聊天 Bree, we can't talk now.
只要你告诉我他和你说了些什么 If you could just tell me what he told you,
我就能把问题解决掉 then I could fix the problem.
无可奉告 那样做是违反职业道德的 I can't do that. It's completely unethical.
有什么不能的 Well, why can't you --
我的下一个顾客已经来了 That's my next appointment.
你得离开这儿了 You really need to go.
高德芬博士 求你了 Dr. Goldfine, please.
稍等一下 我去和他谈谈 Hold on. I'll go and talk to my client.
布里寻找着雷克斯的录音记录 Bree searched for Rex's audiotape
想要从中找出答案 hoping to find answers.
她的确找到了答案 She found answers, all right,
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然而却是另一个问题的答案 but to entirely different questions.
我完全理解 I understand completely.
我马上回来 I'll -- I'll be out in just a minute.
布里 很抱歉 他没法等 Bree, I'm -- I'm sorry. He can't wait,
不过明天早上八点 but I can see you first thing
我可以第一个见你 in the morning -- 8:00.
八点对吧 8:00.
抱歉打搅你了 Sorry to interupt.
再见 Bye.
没错 我记得这个世界 每一个细节 Yes, I remember the world --every detail.
而我记得最清楚的 是我曾经多么恐惧 And what I remember most is how afraid I was.
还真是浪费 What a waste.
恐惧的生活跟死了没什么区别 You see, to live in fear is not to live at all.
我希望我可以把这些告诉那些活着的人 I wish I could tell this to those I left behind,
但是有用吗 but would it do any good?
或许不会 Probably not.
我现在终于明白 I understand now --
总会有人能勇敢面对他们的恐惧 there will always be those who face their fears...
也总会有些人选择逃避 And there will always be those who run away.
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