《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
如果当时玛丽·艾莉丝有危机 If Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis,
我们会发现的 we'd have known.
她住的那么近 She lives 50 feet away, for god's sakes.
加布 那个女人都已经自杀了 Gabby, the woman killed herlf.
这事没这么简单 Something must have been going on.
每次我在那男人周围 他都想捏我的屁股 Every time I'm around that man, he tries to grab my ass.
去年我从他那赚了二十万 I made over $200,000 doing business with him last year.
如果他想捏你的屁股 让他捏 If he wants to grab your ass, you let him.
那你为什么不开心 Why aren't you happy?
看来我得到的都不是真正想要的 Turns out I wanted all the wrong things.
那是什么 What's that?
一封给玛丽·艾莉丝的信 It's a letter addressed to Mary Alice.
[我知道你干的好事 真恶心 我要告诉别人]
玛丽·艾莉丝 你做了什么 Oh, Mary Alice, what did you do?
人死后会发生一件很有趣的事 An odd thing happens when we die.
几种感官相继消失 Our senses vanish.
味觉 触觉 嗅觉和听觉 Taste, touch, smell, and sound
都成了遥远的记忆 become a distant memory,
除了视觉 but our sight --
我们的视野反而开阔许多 ah, our sight expands,
我们能把曾身处的世界 and we can suddenly see the world
看得很清楚 we've left behind so clearly.
当然 逝者所能看到的东西 Of course, most of what's visible to the dead
生者也能看见 could also be seen by the living,
只要他们肯花时间 if they'd only take the time to look.
比如我朋友加布丽尔 Like my friend Gabrielle.
我早该看见她有多不开心 I should have seen how unhappy she was,
但我没有 but I didn't.
我只看见她那些巴黎定制的时装 I only saw her clothes from Paris...
那些铂金珠宝 and her platinum jewelry...
和崭新的钻石表 and her brand-new diamond watch.
如果我仔细观察 Had I looked closer,
我会看见加布丽尔是一个溺水的女人 I'd have seen that Gabrielle was a drowning woman
急切地寻找着救生筏 desperately in search of a life raft.
幸运的是 她找到一个 Luckily for her, she found one.
加布丽尔只是让年轻的园丁 Of course, Gabrielle only saw her young gardener
给她的生活添点色彩 as a way to infuse her life with a little excitement.
不过她马上就会发现 But now she was about to discover
她的生活会如此多姿多彩 just how exciting her life could get.
该死 Damn it.
快点快点 赶紧 过来 Come on, come on, come on! Hurry up! Let's go!
我别的衣服呢 Where are the rest of my clothes?
我来找 赶紧出去 I'll find them. Just get out.
从哪 Where?
-窗户 -什么 - Out the window. - What?
快点快点 Go, go, go, go, go!
亲爱的 你今天真早 Hi, honey. You're home early.
我的会议取消了 My meeting got canceled.
你早上不是洗了澡吗 Didn't you take a shower this morning?
我刚运动了一会 I, uh, I just finished a workout.
约翰在哪 Where's John?
约翰 John?
他的推车停在外边呢 Yeah. That's his truck out front.
加布丽尔很惊慌 Gabrielle was panicked.
她知道如果她丈夫发现了她的秘密 She knew if her husband discovered her secret,
她能想象他暴怒的样子 she would feel the full force of his wrath.
索利斯先生 Hey, Mr. Solis.
约翰 那颗榕树弄好了没 Hey, John, take care of that ficus yet?
-我把这做完了就去 -很好 - I'll get to it as soon as I'm done here. - All right.
不过她马上想到 But she was quickly reminded that...
只要没被卡洛斯发现 What Carlos couldn't see...
当然 没问题 Yeah, sure. No problem.
一切都会安然无恙 couldn't hurt her.
《绝望的主妇》第一季 第二集 Desperate Housewives S01E02
紫藤郡平静的表面已经被打破 The peaceful facade of Wisteria Lane had recently been shattered,
首先是我自杀 first by my suicide...
然后是我遗物中的纸条被发现 and then by the discovery of a note among my belongings
暗示我自杀的原因很可疑 that suggested a suspicious reason for my desperate act.
我的朋友们聚在一起探讨它的含义 My friends gathered to discuss its implications.
我觉得我们应该把这个给保罗 I think we should give it to Paul.
他还在悲痛中 苏珊 He's still mourning, Susan.
他会吓坏的 He'll probably freak out.
这不是关键 她是他妻子 It doesn't matter. She was his wife.
他应该知道事情的真相 He deserves to have all the facts.
我们可以说的随意点 Well, we could do it gently.
比如在闲聊的时候告诉他 We could tell him about it over coffee and pastry.
真有意思 That would be fun.
"保罗 我们发现你老婆自杀 "Paul, we have proof your wife killed herself
是因为她有不可告人的秘密 over some deep, dark secret.
还要些熊爪糕吗" Another bear claw?"
我们可以报警 We could always call the police.
可能只是个变态玩笑 Maybe it's just some sort of sick joke.
如果这是个玩笑 那也太低级了 Well, if it was a joke, it was in very poor taste.
不 我敢肯定这是认真的 No, this was serious. I know it was.
我们得弄明白到底发生了什么 We got to find out what was going on.
就算弄明白了 Let's say we do.
也可能不是我们想要的结果 There's a chance we're not going to like what we find.
总比一头雾水的好 Well, isn't it worse to be in the dark?
想着她也许做了什么可怕的事情 I mean, imagining she did all these horrible things.
又回到老问题上了 It's the age-old question, isn't it?
我们对邻居到底有多好奇 How much do we really want to know about our neighbors?
朋友们的担心是对的 My friends were right to be concerned.
她们知道每个家庭都有秘密 They knew that every family has its secrets,
我儿子和丈夫的经验是 and as my son and husband could have told them,
挖出这些秘密前得反复斟酌 you need to think carefully before digging them up.
讨论了数小时之后 After talking for hours,
我的朋友们还是不知道 my friends still hadn't agreed on
该如何处理这张纸条 what to do with the note.
她们决定先睡个好觉 So they decided to talk about it in the morning
早上再来讨论 after a good night's rest.
不过那天晚上没人能睡得着 But no one could fall sleep that night.
她们都猜测我自杀的原因 They each kept thinking of my suicide
以及我曾经历过的孤独 and how terribly alone I must have felt.
孤独这东西 You see, loneliness was something
她们再熟悉不过了 my friends understood all too well.
没关系 我醒着 It's okay. I'm up.
很好 Good.
我有一个问题想问你 I have a question for you.
好吧 OK.
你还记得你求婚的时候吗 Do you remember when you proposed?
我的天 For god's sake --
我们在长空大道喝着苹果酒 We sat on Skyline Drive and drank a bottle of apple wine,
喝完你突然对我说 and when we finished it, you turned to me, and you said,
"如果你嫁给我 布里·梅森 "if you marry me, Bree Mason,
我保证会爱你一辈子" I promise to love you for the rest of my life."
尽管那时我已经和泰·格兰特订婚了 And even though I was engaged to Ty Grant,
尽管我父亲并不喜欢你 and even though my father didn't like you,
我也同意了 I said yes.
那是很久以前的事了 That was a long time ago.
你得取消和离婚律师的会面 You're going to cancel the meeting with that divorce lawyer,
我们去找一个婚姻顾问 and we're going to find ourselves a marriage counselor.
-布里 -你保证过的 - Bree... - You promised.
好吧 All right.
很好 我去热点牛奶 Good. I'm going to go, uh, make myself some warm milk.
你要喝点什么吗 Would you like something to drink?
只要不是苹果酒就行 Anything but apple wine.
苏珊那晚孤独地醒着 很口渴 Susan awoke that night alone and parched,
她注视着窗户外面 but as she gazed out her window,
看见了一大杯能解渴的水 she saw the tall drink of water she needed to quinch her thirst.
"亲爱的日记 麦克都不知道我的存在" "Dear diary, Mike doesn't even know I'm alive."
闭嘴 Shut up.
想跟他约会 得主动约他 If you want to date him, you're going to have to ask him out.
我一直希望他能来约我 I keep hoping he'll ask me out.
结果呢 How's that going?
你该给你的小朋友们做 Shouldn't you be making brownies
巧克力蛋糕了吧 for your nerdy friends?
我找不到量杯 你见到了吗 I can't find the measuring cup. Have you seen it?
量杯 The measuring cup?
是啊 Yeah.
肯定就在附近 I -- well, it's -- it's got to be here somewhere.
再找找看 Just keep looking.
我知道你醒着 I know you're awake.
我知道你是个混蛋 I know you're a jerk.
和塔纳卡的晚餐时间有点长 我很抱歉 Dinner with Tanaka ran long. I'm sorry.
卡洛斯 我跟你结婚并不是为了 You know, Carlos, I didn't marry you
一周有六天都是自己单独吃晚餐 so I could have dinner by myself six times a week.
你知道我今天有多无聊吗 You know how bored I was today?
我就差这么点就要自己打扫房子了 I came this close to actually cleaning the house.
别这样 我给你买礼物了 Don't be that way. I got you a gift.
不行 不不 Nope. No, no, no, no.
你这次可不能这么轻易打发我 You're not going to buy your way out of this one.
是个好礼物哦 It's a good gift.
是白金的吗 Is that white gold?
是 把这戴上 Yeah. Put it on...
然后跟我做爱 and then make love to me.
没心情 I'm not in the mood.
不过我们可以聊聊天 But we could stay up and talk.
当男人送女人如此昂贵的珠宝 When a man buys a woman expensive jewelry,
想得到的回报 there are many things he may want in return, for future reference,
绝对不是聊天 conversation ain't one of them.
-我在开玩笑呢 -是啊 - Hey, that was a joke. - Yeah, right.
-你到底怎么回事 -放开我 - What the hell is wrong with you? - Let go of me.
你这个月一直很奇怪 怎么了 Hey, you've been acting like a nightmare for a month. What's wrong?
你得告诉我才能解决 I can't fix it unless you tell me.
没有激情了 卡洛斯 It's not exciting anymore, Carlos.
那我应该怎么做 So what am I supposed to do?
我不知道 I don't know.
像你以前那样 Be the way you used to be.
给我惊喜 让我激动 Surprise me. Take my breath away.
好的 Okay.
-嘿 苏珊 -麦克 -Hey, Susan. - Mike.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我没想到外面会有人 I didn't realize anybody was going to be out here.
我刚从床上爬起来 I just sort of rolled out of bed.
你看起来很好 I'm sure you look fine.
邦戈 别叫 Oh, Bongo, stop.
抱歉 他很容易受惊吓 Sorry, uh... he scares easy.
没关系 我懂 No, it-- it's fine. I-I get it.
没想到会打扰你 I didn't mean to disturb you.
待会见 I'll see you later.
你想和我一起吃晚饭吗 Do you want to have dinner with me?
就我们俩 Just the two of us?
还有朱莉 Well... and Julie.
有新邻居搬进来的时候我们就会这样 It's a thing we do when somebody new moves into the neighborhood,
邀请他们来家里吃饭 we invite them over for a home-cooked meal.
算是种传统吧 Sort of a tradition.
我记得你说你厨艺很烂 I thought you were a lousy cook.
我可以叫外卖 Well, I order take-out.
用外卖招待请来的客人吗 You invite 'em for home-cooking and give 'em take-out?
这是一种新传统 Yeah, ah, it's sort of a new tradition.
我突发奇想的 I'm working out the kinks.
这样吧 我来做饭 I'll tell you what. How about I cook?
你们来我家吃饭 You guys come over to my place.
太好了 Oh, great.
-周五晚上六点 -我一定准时到 - Friday night at six? - I'll be there.
好的 走吧 Right. Come on.
拜拜 邦戈 Bye, Bongo.
朱莉 麦克·德尔非诺邀请 Julie! Mike Delfino just invited us
我们周五去吃晚饭 to dinner Friday night.
是吗 太好了 He did? Cool.
但是只有我去 But only I'm going because you're
因为你生重病 gonna come down with something serious
需要卧床休息打吊瓶 that requires bed rest and fluids.
朱莉很高兴苏珊重新开始她的爱情生活 Julie was glad Susan was rekindling her love life.
当然 她还不知道 Of course, she was unaware of her
她妈妈的纵火行为 mother's recent track record with fire.
都没了 我前夫多年的辛苦 It's all gone. Everything my ex-husband
全都没了 worked for all those years, gone.
别担心衣服 Don't worry about clothing.
我已经去邻居那募集了一些 I already started a collection from the neighborhood.
什么 我可不想穿别人的旧衣服 What? I don't want to wear other people's old crap.
伊迪你可以无家可归 也可以衣着寒酸 Edie, you can be homeless or ungracious.
但是两者兼备可够你受的 You really can't afford to be both.
这倒提醒我了 我保险的支票还没到呢 That reminds me. My insurance check still hasn't come yet.
我能跟你多住几周吗 Could I stay with you a few more weeks?
当然没问题 如果我连个落难的朋友 Of course. What kind of christian would I be
都不帮助 还算什么基督徒 if I denied shelter to a friend in need?
看 还有些东西可以变废为宝 Oh, look. Here's something we can salvage.
你的量杯 Your measuring cup.
只需擦掉烧焦的部分 We can scrape of the burnt part and
它就会焕然一新 it'll look good as new.
那不是我的 我的是塑料的 That's not my cup. Mine was plastic.
那它怎么在这里 Well, how did it get in here?
不知道 管它呢 I don't know. Who cares?
能把那玩意放下然后帮我找找珠宝吗 Now, would you put that down and start looking for jewelry?
艾伯特·高德芬博士是城里 Dr. Albert Goldfine was the most accomplished
最有名的婚姻顾问 marriage counselor in the city.
他处理过无数起婚姻问题 从吸毒 He had dealt with problems ranging from substance abuse...
到婚外情 ...to infidelity...
还有家庭暴力 ...to domestic violence.
高德芬博士以为他对婚姻了如指掌 Yes, Dr. Goldfine thought he had seen it all.
直到他遇见范德坎普夫妇 And then he met the Van de Kamps.
你好 我是布里 这是我丈夫雷克斯 Hi. I'm Bree. And this is my husband Rex.
我给你带了一些自制的香包 And I brought you some homemade potpourri.
你想得没错 The answer is yes.
你要从我们身上赚大钱了 You're about to make a fortune off us.
-走开 -孩子们 - Ah, get off! - Boys!
孩子们 拜托 Guys, I'm begging you.
乖乖坐好 Sit in your seats.
我不想重复 系上安全带 I'm not gonna tell you again. Buckle up.
我说真的 I mean it, so help me...
该死 Oh, shoot. Crap!
是我先玩的 I was playing with it first!
请出示驾驶证和车辆登记证 License and registration, please.
夫人 知道我为什么拦你吗 Ma'am, you know why I pulled you over?
我知道 I have a theory.
这些小家伙应该坐好系上安全带 The kids should be sitting wearing seat belts.
我告诉他们不要 他们不听 没办法 I yelled at them. They never listen. It's very frustrating.
你应该好好管管他们 You have to find a way to control them.
毕竟 这是你的分内事 After all, that's your job.
尽管他已经做了六年的警察 Though he'd been a policeman for six years,
海耶斯警官却不知道这次 officer Hayes had never found himself
他将身处险境 in a truly dangerous situation.
他以前从来没告诉过一个女人 Then again, he had never before told
该如何去管教孩子 a woman how to raise her children.
你说我是一个失败的母亲 Are you saying I'm a bad mother?
夫人请回到车里去 Get back in your car, please.
我没有办法 我的丈夫总在外忙生意 I have no help. My husband's always away on business.
我必须警告你马上回到车里 I'm gonna have to ask you to step back now.
我的保姆不干了 My babysitter joined the witness relocation program.
我已经有六年 I haven't slept through the night...
没睡过好觉了 -夫人 ...in six years - Ma'am.
你还在这里对我指手画脚 And for you to stand there and judge me...
我不给你开罚单了 Ok. I'm not gonna give you a ticket.
只给你一个警告 I'm just gonna let you off with a warning.
我接受你的道歉 I accept your apology.
妈妈 他又踢我 Mom! He's kicking me again!
系上安全带 Buckle up.
-索利斯夫人 -你好乔纳森 - Mrs. Solis. - Hello, Jonathan.
这是我房间 抱歉很乱 Well, this is my room. Sorry about the mess.
没关系 Oh, uh, don't worry about it.
我妈妈刚刚离开 You just missed my mom.
周五她要给我妹妹的足球队当教练 On friday,she coaches my sister's soccer team.
我听说了 Yes, I heard that.
约翰我们得谈谈前几天发生的事 John, we need to talk about what happened the other day.
索利斯怀疑你了吗 Mr. Solis isn't catching on, is he?
没有 他没有证据 No, no, he doesn't have a clue, god love him.
我觉得你在花园里的时候 It's just I was thinking that when you come over to garden,
应该做点园艺活了 you might actually have to garden.
你是想跟我分手 Great, you're breaking up with me.
还在我的卧室里 In my own bedroom.
不 没有 我没想甩你 No, no. I'm not dumping you.
这几天 只有你能让我开心 Lately, you've been the only thing keeping me going.
但是我们不能在我家做爱了 But we can't do it at my house anymore.
那么 你想在哪里 Oh, so then, where do you want to do it?
你妈妈什么时候从足球比赛回来 Well, what time does your mom get back from soccer practise?
索利斯夫人 Mrs. Solis!
最好快点 时间可不多 Better hurry. We don't have much time.
我们家有四口人 And so there's just the four of us.
大儿子安德鲁16岁 丹妮尔15岁 My older son, Andrew, is 16, Danielle is 15 and...
布里我不用看照片 I don't need to see pictures. Bree,
你大部分时间 you've spent most of the hour
都在说些题外话 engaging in small talk.
-是吗 -没错 - Oh, have I ? - Yes.
雷克斯对他的问题畅所欲言 Rex has been very vocal about his issues.
你不想谈谈你对你婚姻的感受吗 Don't you want to discuss your feelings about your marriage?
博士 Um, doc...
你必须了解布里这点 This is the thing you got to know about Bree.
她不愿意谈她的感受 She doesn't like to talk about her feelings.
实话说 很难知道她有没有感情 To be honest, it's hard to know if she has any.
她会生气 暴怒 或者狂喜吗 Does she feel anger, rage, ecstasy?
没人见过 Who knows?
她总是表现的很开心 She's always pleasant, and I can't
你不知道我有多讨厌这点 tell you how annoying that is.
她把情感都藏在心里 Whatever she feels, it's so far below the surface,
没人能知道 no one can see it.
我觉得她一直在用这些 I feel like she's using all these...
布里 Bree?
-布里 -怎么了 抱歉 - Bree? - What? I'm sorry.
你愿意谈谈刚才雷克斯说的吗 Would you like to respond to what Rex just said?
-哦 -他说的都是真的吗 - Oh, um... - Is there some truth there?
你在用家务活掩盖你的情感吗 Do you use housework as a way to disengage emotionally?
当然不是 Of course not!
真棒 我今天有很多作业 This is great. I got tons of homework tonight.
做爱以后注意力会很集中 It's easy to concentrate after sex.
很高兴能帮上忙 I'm glad I could help.
教育很重要 Education's very important.
我有东西给你 Oh, I got something for you.
我本来打算下次 I was gonna give it to you next time I
去修剪草坪时候给你 既然你来了 mowed your lawn, but since you're here.
-玫瑰 -它不是普通的玫瑰 - Oh, it's a rose. - It's not just any rose.
看这些花瓣 没有瑕疵 Look at all the petals. There's no flaws.
-它很完美 -约翰 - It's perfect. - Oh, John.
就像你一样 Just like you.
事实像雷电一样击中了她 The truth hit her like a thunderbolt.
我找这样的花很久了 I spent days looking for just the right one.
终于找到了 I finally found it.
对于约翰来说 For John,
这已经不是简单的风流事了 this was no longer a meaningless little affair.
加布丽尔明显地看出来 Gabrielle could now clearly see
他已经爱上她了 he was falling in love with her.
太美了 It's just beautiful.
我得走了 I... I got to go.
再见 Goodbye.
你都买什么了 Hey, you. What are we having?
我问过朱莉了 她建议做肋排 I talked to Julie and she suggested rib-eye steaks.
-她说那是她的最爱 -我喜欢吃排骨 - She said that's your favorite. - I love my steak.
麦克好啊 Hi, Mike.
苏珊 Susan.
伊迪 Edie.
你房子的事情我很遗憾 还好吗 I'm sorry about your house. How you holding up?
还行吧 有人要办派对吗 All right, I guess. Oh, is somebody having a party?
不是 苏珊邀请我 No, Susan's just throwing me
参加传统迎新邻居晚餐 a traditional welcome dinner.
我负责做饭 就在我家 Only I'm cooking. And having it at my house.
传统晚餐 我怎么不知道 Traditional? Hm! I didn't get one.
是个新传统 Oh, it's a new tradition.
不会有什么新奇的东西 就是在家吃 It won't be anything fancy. Just a little home cooking.
听起来不错嘛 Mm. That sounds so good.
苏珊突然觉得 Susan suddenly had an awful
胃里有种不舒服的感觉 feling in the pit of her stomach.
我最近一直在吃快餐 I've been having nothing but fast food lately.
她就好像在看一场事故的慢镜头 As if she was watching an accident in slow motion.
眼睁睁看着一切发生 却无力阻止 She knew it would happen, but was powerless to stop it.
伊迪 你愿意一块来吗 Edie, would you like to join us for dinner?
那真好 哦 不行 Oh, that's so sweet. No, I don't
我可不想做电灯泡 want to intrude. Three's a crowd.
不是你想的那样 朱莉也会来 No, it's not like that. I mean, Susan's bringing Julie.
不是那样的 人越多越热闹 It's not like that. The more the merrier.
-那挺好的 -好 明晚见 - Well, this'll be fun. - All right. Tomorrow night.
-六点开饭 -好极了 - We'll eat at six. - Great.
-对了苏珊 -什么事 - Oh, and Susan... - Yeah?
这次就算你弥补欠我的那顿饭了 This'll make up for the dinner that you never threw me.
是啊 Right.
拜拜 Ta-ta.
我应该告诉她我们会吃肋排吗 Should I have told her we were having steak.
她看起来像是素食者什么的 She's not a vegetarian or something?
不用 Oh, no.
伊迪绝对是个肉食者[暗指伊迪风流成性] No, Edie's definitely a carnivore.
这些是 Here's, um...
这些是我为伊迪准备的 Here's what I pulled for Edie.
大部分衣服都不太时髦 Most of the clothes aren't that stylish.
别担心 伊迪现在什么都没了 Don't worry about it. Edie's a beggar now,
她没资格挑三拣四的 which means she can't be a chooser.
当然 我们也不能雪上加霜 Of course, we don't have to add salt to the wound.
我要去准备晚餐了 Listen, I was just getting dinner ready...
不用招呼我 我就不打扰你了 Say no more. I'll get out of your hair.
客气 No, no.
对了 那天我看到有人被警察拦下 By the way, was that you I saw getting pulled
是你吗 over by a policeman?
是的 孩子们在车里捣乱 Yeah, the boys were acting up in the car,
我没法让他们乖乖坐下来 I couldn't get them to sit down.
小孩子们就是这么任性的 Young boys can be so willful.
我用尽了办法 I try everything.
我向他们大吼 威胁 讲道理 I scream. I threaten. I reason.
甚至哀求 通通不管用 I beg. Nothing works.
我不知道是不是 I don't know if it's because
因为他们太小了根本就不懂 they're too young and they don't understand,
还是他们以挑衅我取乐 or if they're just getting some perverse joy out of testing me.
我妈妈也曾因我在车上捣乱头疼 My mother used to have the worst time with me in the car,
有一回我再次捣乱的时候 so one time when I was acting up,
她停下车 把我扔在路边 she stopped and left me on the side of the road,
然后就自己开车走了 and she drove off.
开玩笑吧 You're kidding?
当然 她很快就回来了 Oh, she came back immediately,
但从此我在车上就乖乖听话了 but I never misbehaved in the car again.
你应该试试 You should try that.
胡博太太 我永远不会 Mrs. Huber, I could never leave
把我的孩子们丢在路边的 my kids by the side of the road.
当惩罚不管用的时候 When it comes to discipline,
你就得想想别的法子 sometimes you must be creative.
我母亲深知这点 她是个聪明的女人 My mother knew that. Smart lady.
当然 她现在已经不在了 Of course, she's in a home now.
但她的点子确实很管用 And her mind has just turned to mush.
差点忘了 我要回去准备晚餐了 Well, like I said, I should go back and get dinner ready.
是啊 再见 Oh, right, well... Goodbye.
再见 Goodbye.
苏珊 你能给伊迪找些旧衣服吗 Susan, have you been able to find old clothes for Edie?
她没衣服穿了 She has nothing to wear.
那不正如她所愿了 I thought that was the look she was going for.
苏珊 伊迪可能确实不怎么样 Oh, Susan, Edie may be trash,
但她好歹也是个人啊 but she's still a human being.
[我知道你干的好事 真恶心 我要告诉别人]
扎克 你爸爸在家吗 我想和他谈谈 Zach, is your dad home? I need to talk to him.
保罗 希望我没打扰你 Hey, Paul, I hope I'm not interrupting.
事实上 我正要出门 Actually, I was getting ready to go somewhere.
我就是过来打个招呼 I just wanted to come by and say hello,
看看你们好不好 you know, see how you guys are doing.
我们是想让这事过去 但这太难了 We're trying to move on. It's been pretty tough.
我能想象那种感觉 I can only imagine.
不知道为什么玛丽·艾莉丝 Not knowing why Mary Alice...
-什么为什么 -为什么她自杀 - Why what? - Why she did it.
-小心 我来帮你 -我自己来 我能搬动 - Oh. Here, let me help you. - I've got it. I've got it.
如果让你伤心了我很抱歉 I'm sorry if I upset you.
我能坦率点吗 Can I be frank?
当然可以 Of course.
我不在乎她自杀的原因是什么 I don't care what her reasons were.
可能她很沮丧 可能她觉得很无聊 Maybe she was depressed, maybe she was bored.
都不重要 It doesn't matter.
但她就这样抛弃了她的丈夫和孩子 She abandoned her husband and her son
我永远不会原谅她 and I'll never forgive her.
当我看着苏珊 我觉得很抱歉 As I watched Susan, I couldn't help feeling sorry for her.
她是如此的想要弄明白真相 She wanted so much to know why I did it.
为什么我要自杀 Why I killed myself.
但仅仅想知道真相还远远不够 It's not enough to want the truth.
你必须知道如何去找 You must know where to look for it.
但真相是难以琢磨的 And the truth is elusive
因为它知道如何隐藏自己 because it knows where to hide.
朱莉 你好 我跟你妈妈说过 Hello, Julie, I talked to your mom
捐点衣服给伊迪的事情 about donating some clothes for Edie.
她在范德坎普太太家 She's at Mrs. Van De Kamp's,
我上楼看看她有没有留下什么 but I'll see if she left some stuff upstairs.
朱莉 我只是在看你们的新量杯 Oh, Julie, I-I was, um, just admiring your new measuring cup.
-我们之前的那个丢了 -是吗 - Yeah, we've lost ours. - Really?
我没找到什么衣服 不好意思 So I couldn't find the clothes. Sorry.
没关系 That's ok.
你希望我再找找吗 If you want me to keep looking.
不用 你做的已经够多了 No. You've done more than enough.
真的 Truly.
布里 雷克斯刚刚电话来说他今天不能来了 Bree. Rex just called. He won't be able to meet you here today.
可能是医院出了一些紧急事件 Apparently, there was an emergency at the hospital.
我希望他是给我打的电话 Oh, well, I wish he'd called me.
他建议你或许可以自己先跟我谈谈 He suggested perhaps you'd like to meet with me by yourself.
在我们的会面中你一直说的很少 You've been very quiet in our joint sessions.
什么 What?
哦 不不 谢谢你 Oh, oh, oh, no, thank you.
我今天还有别的事 I have some things I need to do today.
-你确定吗 -是 我确定 - Are you sure? - Uh, yeah, I'm sure.
好的 Ok.
高德芬博士 有一件事你可以帮我 Dr. Goldfine, there is something you can do for me.
-什么事 -把你的外套脱下来 - What's that? - Take off your coat.
所以你得带上朱莉和麦克共进晚餐 So you're taking Julie on your dinner date with Mike?
是的 如果伊迪也在那的话 Well, if Edie's gonna be there,
我需要一些精神支持 I'll need emotional support.
我真不敢相信她插手了 I can't believe she wormed her way in.
你就让她这么做了吗 How did you let her do that?
我不知道 我正要把她踢开 I don't know. I was going to take her out at the knees,
但事情发生的太快了 but it all happened so fast.
你知道你要怎么做吗 Well, you know what you need to do.
你要尽早到那里 You need to get there early,
在那个女人来之前跟麦克多待一会 spend a little time with Mike before the little barracuda gets there.
好主意 伊迪五点四十五分到那 That's a good idea. Edie will get there at 5:45,
那意味着她会猴急的五点半就到 which means her breasts will arrive at 5:30,
那我应该五点就出现 so I should shoot for 5:00.
这才对 That a girl.
我把这些东西拿上楼 I'm just going to take these upstairs.
我就拿这个小袋子回家了 I'm going to keep my one little bag and go home.
这玫瑰真漂亮 你从哪弄来的 That is a beautiful rose. Where did you get it?
约翰送我的 Oh, John gave it to me.
约翰 你的园丁 他送你玫瑰 John... your gardener, he gave you a rose?
是的 我在外面弄了一块新的花园 Yes... I am having some new bushes planted outside,
他就给了我这个来做些点缀 and he gave me that as a color palette.
好吧 Ok.
这花真是太美了 对吧 Sure is beautiful, isn't it?
是的 真的很美 Yes, it is.
我确定弗洛伊德不会赞成这个的 I'm sure Freud would not approve of this.
谁管弗洛伊德怎么想 Oh, who cares what he thinks?
我大学时学过心理学 I took psychology in college.
我们学的全是弗洛伊德 We learned all about Freud.
一个可悲的人 A miserable human being.
你为什么会这么说 What makes you say that?
想想看 Think about it.
他生活在十八世纪晚期 He grew up in the late 1800s.
那时候还没有任何电器 There were no appliances back then.
他母亲不得不亲手做每一件事情 His mother had to do everything by hand,
忙忙碌碌从早到晚 just backbreaking work from sun up to sundown.
更别提她为了照顾好她的家庭 Not to mention the countless
而做出的其他那些 other sacrifices she had to make
难以衡量的牺牲 而当时他在做什么 to take care of her family, and what does he do?
他发表了一种广为人知的理论 He becomes famous peddling a theory
而这种理论就是 绝大多数成年人的问题 that the problems of most adults
都可以归结到他们母亲做过的 can be traced back to
某些可怕的事情上去 something awful their mother has done.
他母亲一定很难受 She must've felt so betrayed.
他看到了她有多么辛苦 He saw how hard she worked.
也看到了她为他所做的一切 He saw what she did for him.
他曾想过要对她说谢谢吗 Did he even ever think to say thank you?
我很怀疑 I doubt it.
缝好了 There you go.
你要知道 弗洛伊德的很多理论 Just so you know, many of Freud's
都倍受怀疑和争议 theories have been discredited.
很好 Good.
小子们 我再说最后一次 坐下 Boys, I am not gonna tell you again. Sit.
我认真的 I mean it. I am serious.
如果你们再不坐下 You guys are gonna be in so much trouble
就会有大麻烦了 if you don't sit back in those seats.
勒奈特第一次发现 For the first time,
这不仅仅是小孩们的游戏了 Lynette could see this was not the innocent play of children.
他们在挑战她的极限 She was being challenged.
所以她决定是时候要用点办法了 So she decided it was time to get creative.
出来 我警告过 Out! Can't behave,
不听话就不能坐车了 you heard me, you cannot ride.
你 出来 快点 You, out, move it.
她要去哪 Where is she going?
妈妈是个天才 Ok. Mommy's a genius.
五 六 好了 Five, six, all right.
妈妈很快就回来 Uh, mommy'll be right back.
孩子们 孩子们 Boys? Boys?
宝贝们 Boys?!
波特 普雷斯顿 帕克 Porter! Preston! Parker!
如果你们藏起来了 赶紧给我出来 If you're hiding, you've got to stop now,
妈妈觉得一点都不好玩 cause mommy doesn't think it's funny!
哦 不好意思 Oh! excuse me.
对不起 我在找我的孩子 I'm sorry. I'm looking for my boys.
三个红色头发的男孩 你看见他们了吗 Three boys with red hair. Have you seen them?
当然 我还看见你把他们扔下自己开车走了 Yeah. I also saw you drive away and leave them.
我只是想吓唬一下好让他们乖一点 I know. I was just trying to scare them into behaving.
你看到他们去哪了吗 Did you see where they went?
他们在我厨房里 Yeah, they're in my kitchen.
听着 在我看来 Listen, it seems to me that you
你在情绪控制上有些问题 have some anger management issues.
我有四个不到六岁的孩子 I have four kids under six.
我当然得好好控制情绪 I absolutely have anger management issues.
我觉得你需要找人谈谈 I think you need to talk to somebody
因为你居然遗弃了自己的孩子 because abandoning your children...
我没有遗弃他们 我回来了 I didn't abandon them. I came back.
我是说 这可不是件寻常小事 I'm just saying it's not normal.
我的孩子们本来就不寻常 My kids aren't normal
而且女士我现在真的没时间谈这个 and now I don't have time for this, lady, so --
孩子们 出来 Boys, get out here.
除非你冷静下来 I don't think they should go anywhere
不然我不会让他们出来的 until you calm down.
-上车 -她给了我们饼干 - Get in the car. - She's got cookies.
-带上它们 我们要走了 -不许动 - Bring them, we're leaving. - Stay put.
-我不同意 -听着 女士 - I don't think so. Oh! - Listen, lady...
-别碰我妈妈 -让我过去 - Leave my mommy alone. - Let go of me.
-你有什么神经病 -婊 噢 - What's the matter with you? - Son of bi... Ah!
-快跑 孩子们 跑 -快 - Run, boys, run! - Come on!
-糟了 -给我回来 - Oh, crap. - Get back here.
孩子们 你们需要系好 Boys, you're gonna need to put on your...
给我回来 我要叫保安了 Get back or I'm gonna call social services.
哦 上帝啊 卡洛斯你在干什么 Oh, my god! Carlos, what have you done?
经过汽车经销店的时候我看到了它 I saw it when I drove by the dealership.
我想我的加布丽尔坐在里面肯定很漂亮 I thought Gabrielle will look beautiful in this.
卡洛斯 Carlos!
我可是花了大价钱 It cost me an arm and a leg.
它有GPS自动搜寻系统 200瓦立体声环绕 It's got GPS navigation, 200 watt stereo system...
太漂亮了 It is beautiful.
算是一个惊喜了吧 So did I take your breath away?
当然 Absolutely.
这是不是你得过最好的礼物呢 Is it the best gift you've ever gotten?
加布丽尔知道这花了卡洛斯多少钱 Gabrielle could see what this gesture had cost Carlos,
所以她用她唯一知道的方式来报答 so she responded the only way she knew how.
她觉得反正她的丈夫永远 She had a feling the truth would've
都不会知道真相 been lost on her husband anyway.
毕竟 很少有人理解 After all, it's the rare man who understands the value
一支完美玫瑰的含义 of a single perfect rose.
-苏珊 -我希望你不要介意 - Susan. - I hope you don't mind.
我想早点过来帮忙 I came by early to help you set up.
-这个 -嗨 苏珊 - Oh, um... - Hey, Susan.
别担心 一切都在我们的掌控之下 Don't worry, we have everything under control.
邦戈 我不明白它为什么老是冲你叫 Bongo! I don't know why he barks at you.
我不是针对你 I wouldn't take it personally.
狗是很敏感的动物 Dogs are very sensitive.
怎么了 邦戈 What's up, Bongo?
你永远不知道是什么吓到了它们 You never know what freaks them out, huh?
远远的 苏珊仿佛听到了一声警报 In the distance, Susan thought she heard a bell ring.
是奇怪的响声吗 Is it a strange noise?
还是什么 奇怪的味道 What is it? A weird smell?
第一轮比赛开始 Round one...had started.
我想说的是 All I'm saying is
婚姻是两个人的问题 this whole it takes two to mess
这话纯属无稽之谈 up a marriage theory is bull.
我们的问题都在于她 The problems that we have are because of her.
不是这样的 雷克斯 That is not true, Rex.
我在过去的20年 What have I been doing for the past
有做过什么糟糕的事吗 20 years that's been so awful?
你不能抱怨是因为 You're not saying anything because
我一直以来都是个好丈夫 I've been a great husband.
你却打死不愿意承认 And it kills you to admit that.
雷克斯 我很好奇 Rex, I'm curious.
你有没有想过跟布里一起住的好处 Do you ever acknowledge the benefits of living with Bree?
-什么 -根据你的叙述 - Huh? - By your own admission,
你的家永远是干净的 your home's always clean,
衣服永远是慰平的 your clothes always freshly pressed,
食物永远是好吃的 sounds like a wonderful cook,
除了她本身的过错 despite her flaws,
你有没有想过说声 谢谢 do you ever remember to say thank you?
-说谢谢 -是的 - Thank you? - Yes.
邦戈 下去 下去 Bongo! Get down! Down!
-走开 -下去 不好意思 - Go away. - Down. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
那个 你刚说住在胡博太太街对面的是谁 So who's the guy that lives across from Mrs. Huber again?
是缪伦先生 他想邀请你去他家 That's Mr. Mullen. If he invites you in,
他会让你和所有的宠物打招呼 you have to meet all of his pets.
那没关系 我喜欢动物 That's ok. I love animals.
他收集动物标本 He's a taxidermist.
哦 这样 谢谢提醒 Oh, ok, thanks for the warning.
缪伦先生的兄弟是你的离婚律师吧 Isn't Mr. Mullen's brother your divorce attorney?
是 他是 Uh, yes, yes, he was.
其实 Can I say something?
在我心里 我一直相信你 In my heart, I still believe that you
和卡尔会最终复合 and Karl are gonna get back together.
-是吗 -是的 - Really? - Oh, yeah.
我再也没有见过比他们更相爱的了 I've never seen two people more in love.
她再也不能找到另一个 She's never gonna find that kind of
跟她有如此火花的男人 肯定不能 chemistry with another man. Never.
苏珊 所能做的就是尽力保持微笑 It was everything Susan could do to keep a smile on her face.
第二轮比赛开始 Round two was underway,
她已经遭遇了重重一击 and she was already taking a beating.
你知道吗 布利特夫人 You know, Mrs. Britt...
伊迪 没有料到的是 What Edie hadn't counted on...
我很喜欢 I always liked...
苏珊还有个小帮手 Susan had someone in her corner.
罗斯威尔先生 你的第四任丈夫 Mr. Rothwell, your fourth husband.
他是我第二任 我只结过两次婚 He was my second husband. I've only been married twice.
两次吗 你没有跟那个满身纹身 Twice? You weren't married to the tattooed
最后被手铐铐走的那个人结婚 guy they took away in handcuffs?
没有 朱莉 她没有跟哈维尔结婚 No, Julie, she wasn't married to Javier.
他只是她一个特别的朋友 That was just one of her special friends.
我觉得我们是不是应该换个话题 I think we should change the subject.
除非你还想谈 Unless you want to keep talking about it.
-邦戈 下去 -等一下 - Bongo, get down. - Wait.
-你快看 -他超喜欢这个肉汁 - Let me show you something. - He loves that gravy.
当你在那边做沙拉的时候 Come. While you were in there tossing a salad,
我教了他一些东西 I taught him something.
起来 Up. Oh...
苏珊很恼怒 伊迪用一只狗 Susan was furious with Edie
来博取他主人的好感 for using a dog to ingratiate herself with its owner.
她也恼怒麦克 She was also furious with Mike for not
没有看出这一明显的作秀 seing through this blatant maneuver.
但她最恼怒的是 But mostly...
我去拿甜点 ...I'm gonna get the desserts.
她自己没有先想到这一招 ...She was furious with herself for not having thought of it first.
我连叫它坐下都不能 I can barely get him to sit.
它是最好的狗 没错 Best dog ever. Yes, you are.
我从来没见它用两条腿走路过 I've never seen him walk on two legs.
他知道该听谁的 He knows who to come to.
甜点来了 Here's your dessert.
谢谢 麦克 看上去好吃极了 Thank you. Mike, this looks yummy.
看那 看上去邦戈 Oh, look at that. Looks like bongo's
终于跟苏珊亲密起来 finally warming up to Susan.
我们只是一开始没有相处好 Ooh, we just got off on the wrong foot.
我们现在是好朋友了 We're best buddies now.
真乖 Oh, what a good boy!
-邦戈 你还好吧 -它怎么了 - Bango, are you ok? - What's wrong with him?
不知道 I don't know.
从来没有听过它发出这样的叫声 I've never heard him make that sound.
-你还好吧 -妈妈 - You ok, fella? - Mom?
你还好吗 You all right?
你的耳环呢 Where is your earring?
你还好吗 You ok?
打电话给兽医 电话在冰箱上 Call the vet, the number's on the fridge.
告诉他我马上到 Tell him I'll be right there.
别着急 Don't worry.
我会在这儿把一切整理干净的 I'll stay here and get everything cleaned up.
谢谢 伊迪 Thanks, Edie.
我能做些什么吗 Is there anything I can do?
不用了 No.
邦戈怎么样了 How's Bongo doing?
我还在等 不知道要不要手术 I'm waiting to see if they'll have to operate.
天啊 Oh, god!
我买了这个 给 I stopped and I got this for...
我很抱歉 I am just so sorry for this.
对不起我吼了你 我只是 I'm really sorry I snapped at you. I just...
-哦 没关系 -好消息 - Oh, no, it's ok. - Good news.
-我们不用做手术了 -太好了 - We won't have to do surgery. - Oh, that's great.
我们给了它点药让它排出耳环 We've given him something to help pass the earring.
你还想要你回你的耳环吗 When he does, would you like us to retrieve it for you?
我想不用了 I'm gonna say no.
一小时后就可以带它回家了 Ok. You should be able to take him home in about an hour.
这下你放心了 Wow. You must be so relieved.
对不起 我只是太担心 I'm sorry, I was just really worried.
那是你的狗 我理解 It was your dog. I get it.
其实是我妻子的狗 Actually, he was my wife's dog,
在医院她离开前交代的 one of the last thing's she said to
最后一件事 me in the hospital before she died
就是让我照顾好它 was to be sure I looked after
我答应了她我会的 him and I promised her I would.
就这样 And just like that,
苏珊明白了以前没有明白的事 Susan could suddenly see something she'd never seen before.
它 对她很重要 He, uh, meant so much to her.
麦克·德尔非诺仍然爱着他死去的妻子 Mike Delfino was still in love with his late wife.
如果有事发生 And if something had happened,
我会觉得我让她失望了 I would've felt like I'd failed her.
我知道这听上去很傻 但是 I know that sounds stupid, but...
她现在明白 And she knew right then,
她和伊迪都不能 neither she nor Edie would be laying
快速俘获他的心 claim to his heart any time soon.
不 这不傻 一点也不 No, it doesn't. Not at all.
她决定 从现在开始 So she decided, for now, she could
她可以仅仅只是做他的朋友 settle for just being his friend.
这是给你的 This is for you.
给邦戈的 你交给它 Well, for Bongo. You give it to him.
没错 当我回头看这世界 Yes, as I look back at the world I left behind,
一切都很清楚 it's all so clear to me.
那些等待被发现的美丽 The beauty that waits to be unveiled.
那些没被发现的秘密 The mysteries that long to be uncovered
但是人们很少停下来看一看 But people so rarely stop to take a look.
他们总是埋头前进 They just keep moving.
这真是个遗憾 It's a shame, really.
其实他们能看到更多 There's so much to see