你觉得他想在那儿干坐到什么时候 How long do you think he intends to just sit there?
-直到我们确信是他干的 -你注意到 - Until we are convinced it was him. - Have you noticed that
他没有声称对这次袭击负责 he makes no claim of responsibility for the attack?
-他们从没这样过 -好吧 他说服我了 - That's unprecedented on their part. - Okay, he convinced me.
就是他干的 It was him.
没有证据的话 就别硬找了 When you don't have proof, you don't have proof.
你为什么派埃塞斯恐吓索菲娅·杜布瓦 Why did you set Essence on Sofia Dubois?
埃塞斯是个幽灵 他知道该怎么引导 Essence is a ghostly figure, he knows how to point the way.
这着棋妙啊 Nice move!
你想把三恶人挫骨扬灰 You wanted the terrible triad to crash and burn,
结果却害了我 but I did instead.
幸好 我没摔得太惨 还能做园丁 Fortunately, I landed on flowers.
只是预料之中的暂时性挫折 A temporary and calculated set back.
之后 我要让三恶人连渣都不剩 The terrible triad will be crashed even more,
你很快就能回归了 and you'll be right back in there.
是时候好好想想了 大人 It's time to take stock, Your Eminence.
你得找别人问问题了 You will have to direct your questions elsewhere.
我现在是个花匠 I am a floriculturist now.
而我身无分文 至少官方说法是 And I am, at least officially, propertyless.
可我却在酒店房间管理着世界的一大部分 Yet I manage a large part of the world out of my hotel room.
你在这个温室里肯定也跟我一样 I'm sure you do the same from your glass house here.
我什么都不管理 鲍尔 I don't manage a thing, Bauer.
我只是偶尔提点建议 I merely offer advice, now and then.
似乎是备受重视的建议 Much heeded advice, it would seem.
你的索菲娅把布兰诺克斯年轻时候的照片 Your Sofia leaked some photos of the young Brannox
泄露给了一家英国报纸 to an English newspaper.
你知道他以前是个可悲的朋克 Did you know he was a pathetic punk
跟和他一样的废物混在一起吗 who hug around other losers just like himself?
真是猛料 看看会如何发展吧 What a scoop! Let's see where it leads.
这着很聪明 A brilliant move.
世界需要感受一下 The world needs to feel some tenderness
我们现任教宗亲和的一面 toward our current pontiff.
不 要让世界遗忘另一位教宗 No, the world needs to forget about the other one!
这也是我们必须帮若望·保禄三世的原因 Which is why we would have to help John Paul III.
他软弱 反应又迟钝 He is weak and unresponsive.
你到底担心什么 What are you worried about, exactly?
我究竟是谁 Exactly what am I?
你不知道 You don't know!
好吧 他在采访中的表现 Okay... The way he acted in that interview?
他在戒断期 瓦埃洛 他是个瘾君子 He was in withdrawal, Voiello. He is a drug addict.
我不了解瘾君子的行为 I am unacquainted with addictive behavior.
对那不勒斯队上瘾的除外 Except regarding Napoli.
斯巴拉提知道很多年了 Spalletta's known for years,
他就是这么一直胁迫他的 that's how he has been blackmailing him.
你大意了 瓦埃洛 你消息太闭塞 You're slipping, Voiello. You are seriously uninformed.
布兰诺克斯是个懒惰 以自我为中心的懦夫 Brannox is a lazy, self-centered coward.
他让一切四分五裂 He let things fall apart.
现在三恶人 And now the evil triad
不管是事业方面还是性变态方面都大权在握 has the run of the roost in business and in perversion.
自始至终都完全是违法的 Always and exclusively illegal.
迟早肯定会有哪个记者嗅到一丝臭气 Sooner or later, some reporter will get a whiff of the stench,
然后爆出惊天新闻 and it'll all blow sky high.
我们已经到了开弓没有回头箭的地步 朋友 We've reached the point of no return, my friend.
我们不能让问题累积 We can't keep piling problems on other problems.
不行 We can't.
但我还是需要你先同意 But I will need your approval first.
我要考虑一下 I need to think about it.
请快点考虑 Think fast please.
我们要让梵蒂冈马上再次强大起来 We need the Vatican strong again, right now.
概率估计和发生过的事都对你不利 Probability calculation and history are both against you.
还会有一次袭击 你等着瞧吧 There will be another attack, you can count on that.
性丑闻还会激增 And there will be a proliferation of sex scandals,
几十起 毕竟对于一些人来说 dozens more, given the fact that, truth, for some people,
真相是根深蒂固的恶习 is an ineradicable vice.
我现在要走了 I need to go now.
但我还要再说两件让你吃惊的事情 But first, let me tell you two more things that will surprise you.
你不觉得这一天让我吃惊的事已经够多的了吗 Don't you think you've surprised me enough for one day?
不 No.
第一 方济各二世 不是我们干的 Number one: Francis II, that wasn't us.
我们到的时候已经晚了 We got there too late.
虚假是我的根深蒂固的恶习 Falsehood is my own ineradicable vice.
因此 我求你不要让我知道 Therefore, I would beg you not to inform me
任何秘密行动 of any covered operations.
但你会对这个感兴趣的 You will be interested in this one, alright.
是莱尼·贝拉多干的 It was Lenny Belardo.
你说什么 What are you saying?
莱尼·贝拉多在昏迷中不知怎么地动了动手指 Lenny Belardo, in a coma, inexplicably moves his finger,
两秒之后 方济各二世就死了 and two seconds later, Francis II is dead.
我们对比过时间了 We ran a crosscheck on the times.
是个奇迹 瓦埃洛 It was a miracle, Voiello.
第二个呢 另一个奇迹吗 And the second surprise? Another miracle, I suppose?
正是 Exactly.
莱尼·贝拉多醒了 Lenny Belardo is woken up.
他要回来了 And he's coming back.
再见 瓦埃洛 Ciao, Voiello!
新教宗 第八集
罗马 梵蒂冈 圣约翰塔
我们为您准备了几个惊喜 We prepared a few surprises for you.
樱桃味的零度可乐 教宗陛下 Cherry Coke Zero, Your Holiness.
我们的仇恨剑有所指
我们的敌人昭然若揭
您最喜欢的饮料 Your favorite drink.
是基督徒
正如《古兰经》所言
他以前都藏在黑暗里 现在露面了 He used to hide. Now he shows his face.
他们中凡是顺从你的 我必以你们充满火狱
就像您一样 教宗陛下 Just like you, Your Holiness.
我不会告诉你我们的身份 I'm not going to tell you who we are,
你的律师也不会说 and neither will you attorney.
我只问你一次 然后我会数到七 I will ask you this only once. Then I'm gonna count to seven.
数到七的时候 你要回答 By the time I reach seven, I expect an answer.
我不喜欢什么悬念 Now, I'm not a huge fan of suspense,
所以我要麻烦你在我数到四 so I'd kindly ask you to let me have an answer
最多数到五的时候 就给我答案 by the time I reach four, at very most five.
我不会告诉你要是我真的数到七 I'm not gonna tell you what will happen
会有什么后果 两个原因 if I have to count up to 7 for two reasons.
一 就算是囚犯也有吃惊的权利 One, even a prisoner has the right to surprise.
二 我很少威胁 Two, I seldom make threats.
威胁是集团罪犯手中粗鲁的工具 Threats are a vulgar tool in the hands of organized crime.
我们并非罪犯 至少我们不觉得自己是 And we are not criminals. That's our perception, at least,
而亲爱的费萨尔 看法即一切 and perception, my dear Faisal, is everything.
剩下的就只有被蠢货坚持称为"现实"的 All the rest is the prerogative of that monotony
那种千篇一律的特权 simpletons insist on calling "Reality".
无论如何 At any rate,
我的问题出奇的简单 my question is disconcertingly simple.
是不是你 Was it you?
一 One,
二 two,
三 three,
四 four.
在我看来 你回答了 As far as I'm concerned, that's an answer.
他在这里吗 Is he here?
-谁 -教宗 - Who? - The pope?
-我是说若望·保禄三世 -不 他走了 - John Paul III, I mean. - No, he left.
-他去哪里了 -教会的另一处庄园 - Where did he go? - To another Vatican property.
大人 能不能麻烦你说得再准确一点 Eminence, please, might you be a little more precise?
教会拥有超过十万座庄园 The Vatican owns more than 100,000 properties.
去了多洛米蒂山的一处小屋 To a chalet in the Dolomites.
你见过他了吗 Have you seen him?
-谁 -庇护十三世 - Who? - Pius XIII.
-还没有 -你怎么看 - Not yet. - What do you think?
我之前就想到了 I was expecting this.
来赶上我吧 Catch me if you can.
我了解到 I am aware that
你和庇护十三世的关系不同寻常 you had a rather privileged relationship with Pius XIII.
我建议你到此为止 I advise you not to renew it.
目前 庇护十三世必须被隔离 For the moment, Pius XIII must be kept in isolation, and
他也没有必要与红衣主教们有任何联系 it is not necessary that he have any contact with the cardinals.
就是这样 古铁雷兹 That is all, Gutierrez.
你的小男友怎么样 How is your toy boy?
他叫弗雷迪 他挺好的 His name is Freddie, and I think he is fine.
他离开你了吗 Did he leave you?
我推测是这样 I deduce that he has.
你读过我最新的文件了吗 Have you read my most recent circular?
必须采取严厉手段对待 Severe measures will be taken against anyone engaging
有可疑或不体面关系的人 in questionable or unseemly relations.
我读了 也遵守了 I read it and complied.
那你呢 Did you?
你还是对他有些眷恋 对吧
有人来拜访您了 You have a visitor.
死神来了也不会通禀 所以来的是谁 Death does not announce his arrival, so who is it?
是个活人 It's a form of life.
-索菲娅·杜布瓦 -不见 - Sofia Dubois. - No.
-我建议还是"见" -为什么 丹尼 - I suggest "Yes". - Why, Danny?
因为这是你回归日常的机会 Because this is your chance to return to what you have always been.
-失败吗 -不是 - A failure? - No.
一个令人神往的人 A seductive man.
-瓦埃洛怎么样了 -过得不好 - How is Voiello? - Suffering.
瓦埃洛只是为教会着想 Voiello's only concern is for the good of the Church.
对教会有益的不一定对我也有益 Good for the Church may not coincide with what is good for me.
拜托了 圣父 瓦埃洛是好人 Please, Holy Father. Voiello is good.
其他人是坏人 It's the others who are bad.
您得相信我 You have to believe me,
毕竟我丈夫就是坏人之一 seeing as how my husband is one of the bad ones.
我要做一件非常亲密的事 圣父 I'm going to do something incredibly intimate, Holy Father.
闭上您的眼睛 Close your eyes.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
试着让你觉得你回到了城堡 Trying to make you feel like you're back at your castle.
对于城堡 我怀念的是囚禁的感觉 The thing I miss about my castle is the sense of imprisonment,
而其他人称其为自由 that others call freedom.
你是想让我看着英俊一点吗 Are you trying to make me look handsome?
化妆不是为了好看 而是为了重新开始 Makeup is not about looking better. It's about starting anew.
我再也看不见开端 I can no longer see the beginning,
我在全球电视直播上颜面尽失 I utterly embarrassed myself on worldwide telly.
所以我才要丢下一切 Which is why I had to abandon everything.
看看这个 Look at this.
朋克教宗 我们的挚爱
我的天 他们从哪里找到这些照片的 My goodness! Where did they get these photos?
是个谜 肯定是城堡里哪个佣人 A mystery! One of the castle servants
觉得卖的话会价值不菲 must have found it worthwhile to sell them.
-但这还不是大新闻 -大新闻是什么 - But that's not the big news. - What's the big news?
莫非性手枪乐队重组了 还打算拉我一起吗 Is the Sex Pistols have reunited and have a plan to do me in?
不 大新闻是大家都喜欢这些照片 No. The big news is that people like them.
这些照片展现出圣父温柔的一面 These photographs have revealed the Holy Father's tender side.
那他可笑的一面呢 就盖住不提了吗 And his ridiculous side? Simply glossed over?
对 因为我们都被人笑过 Yes, because we all feel ridiculous.
我们都出过糗 We have all been embarrassed.
但是出糗不代表要放弃 而是会让人们团结 Embarrassment leads not to abandonment, though, but to unity.
现实中的结果 旅行社目前 The tangible result? Travel agencies are experiencing
接待的朝圣者人数激增 a marked increase in the number of pilgrims
他们想来罗马参加礼拜天的三钟经 requesting to come to Rome for the Angelus on Sunday.
你对生活的热情非常有感染力 Your enthusiasm for life is rather contagious.
但是我并不想回罗马准备三钟经 But I have no intention of returning to Rome for the Angelus.
-为什么 -因为我不再是教宗了 - Why not? - Because, I am no longer the pope.
我觉得那件事 I think that's something
您应该直接与庇护十三世商量 you ought to discuss directly with Pius XIII.
索菲娅 Sofia...
你会滑雪吗 Do you know how to ski?
这些都是什么 What's all this?
您昏迷的时候孩子们寄给您的信 All the mail that children sent you while you were in a coma.
成年人寄来的信我们放在另一个仓库了 The letters from adults, we keep in another warehouse.
-你读过吗 -我全都读了 - Have you read any of them? - I've read all of them.
你能给我读一封吗 让你最有感触的一封 Would you read me one? That particularly struck you?
好 Yeah.
这封是娜迪亚写的 This is from Nadja,
12岁 来自奥克兰 12 years old, from Auckland.
"你好 莱尼 "Hi, Lenny.
自从你昏睡之后 "Ever since you fell asleep,
我8岁的弟弟迈克 "my eight-year-old brother Mike
便无法入睡了 因为没有你 "can't get to sleep without you.
他很害怕 "He is afraid.
请醒过来 教宗 "Please wake up, Pope.
迈克必须休息 这样早上才能去上学" "Mike needs to rest so he can go to school in the morning".
原谅我 Forgive me.
一想到有孩子在受苦 我就无法忍受 I can't tolerate the thought of children suffering.
我要见瓦埃洛 I need to see Voiello.
朋克教宗 我们的挚爱
我们小时候 有一天 One day, when we were young,
我的孪生兄弟亚当和我一起滑雪 my twin brother Adam and I were skiing.
亚当狠狠地摔了一跤 Adam had a bad fall,
朝一棵树猛冲过去 and careened head long into a tree.
他的头血流如注 His head was bleeding profusely,
但当时只要我把他抬下山 but all I would have to have done was get him off the mountain
他就能活下来 and he would have lived.
但我做不到 But I could not.
-你受伤了吗 -我当时很害怕 - Are you hurt? - I was scared.
现在依旧害怕 And I still am.
-现在怎么样了 -好多了 - How are you? - Much better.
那我呢 我怎么样了 And me? How am I?
好多了 Much better.
我当时吸了海洛因 神志恍惚 I was too strung out on heroin.
所以我就坐在那里 看着他流血身亡 So, I just sat there and watched him bleed to death.
我什么都没做就毁掉了一个家庭 我的家庭 I was destroying a family, my one, by doing nothing.
正是因为什么都没做 It is by doing nothing
我们毁掉了那些珍贵的家人 that we destroy those precious jewel boxes that are our families.
亚当死后 我们的父母抛弃了我 After Adam's death, our parents abandoned me.
我尊重他们的决定 I respected them for that
余生一直恨着他们 and hated them for the rest of my life.
一辈子都背负着深深的孤独感是很沉重的 It is burdensome to feel profoundly alone for a lifetime.
我实际上已是一具空壳 It has been in fact a dead life.
光有上帝是不够的 And God was not enough,
上帝的智慧 恩典 或是其存在本身 都不够 nor was God's wisdom nor God's grace, nor God's presence.
我无法得到慰藉 I have not been consoled.
-怜悯 我理解... -不 - Compassion, I understand yes... - No.
-你怜悯我 -不 那么说不恰当 - You feel compassion. - No, that's not the right word.
我第一次对红衣主教演讲时 In my first address to the cardinals,
我说问题就是爱 I said that the problem is love.
世界因扭曲的爱而蒙受苦难 The world suffers from distortions of love.
但我在今天之前 从没想到 But I'd never imagined, until today,
我会入世 that I would be in the world.
病态的爱是无法被医治的 Sick loves cannot be treated.
所以我需要再次感受你的气息呼在我脸上 Which is why I need to feel your breath on my face once again.
这里 嘴角 Right here, at the corner of my mouth.
之后 After which
我将克制地永远与你保持距离 I will be compelled to keep my distance from you, forever.
马上 您将会感受到 In a moment, you will feel it.
-我是什么 -荣誉教宗 - What am I? - An emeritus pope.
就和荣誉主席一样 Like an honorary president.
总而言之 他们不算数 In general, they don't count.
我和您一样 教宗陛下 That makes two of us, Your Holiness.
你永远都非常重要 瓦埃洛 You will always count, Voiello.
流水的教宗来来去去 但你铁打不动 Popes will come and go, but you will remain.
你不打算问我点什么吗 You are not gonna ask me anything?
我是如何醒来的 我为什么会醒来 How I woke up? Why I woke up?
不 因为即便是您也不知道答案 No, because even you don't know the answer
而我是非常务实的 and I am a pragmatic man.
为了来见您 我把吉罗拉莫一个人留在家了 In order to come see you, I left Girolamo home alone,
这样其实是挺危险的 a rather dangerous situation.
所以我来不是为了闲聊 So, if I am here, it's not for a chit-chat,
也不是为了追忆过去的美好时光 or to reminisce about the good old days.
你为什么来 Why did you come?
和您要我来的原因一样 For the same reason you asked me here.
是因为对教会的爱 以及为了重新上场 For love of the Church and to be operational again.
-我们必须拉教会一把 -没错 - We have to lend the Church a hand. - Exactly.
-很好 阿森特呢 -这个名字是个预兆 - Good. Assente? - Nomen omen.
阿森特在英语中意为缺席 Assente in English means absent.
我们就先让他待在原地不动吧 Let's leave him where he is for the moment.
我们在幕后效果才最好 您和我 We can work best behind the scenes, you and I.
你以此为题写了那本糟糕的书 You wrote that dreadful book on this very topic:
《幕后之人》 "The Man Behind the Scenes."
卖了30万本 重印了11次 教宗陛下 300,000 copies sold, 11 re-printings, Your Holiness.
称之为"糟糕"似乎有点刻薄了 To label it "dreadful" seems rather ungenerous of you.
我们继续 Let's proceed.
-真正的问题是... -恐怖主义吗 - The real problem is... - Terrorism?
没错 先是卢尔德 然后是圣彼得教堂 Exactly. First Lourdes, then St. Peter's.
他们瞄准的都是天主教最关键的核心 They're targeting the most vital centers of Catholicism.
您打算做些什么 What do you intend to do?
-我打算点燃一场革命 -这是您的执念 - I intend to spark a revolution. - An old obsession of yours.
他们竟然胆敢亵渎圣彼得大教堂 They dared violate the Basilica of Saint Peter.
在你看来这个理由还不够充分吗 Doesn't that seem sufficient cause to you?
我该如何回归 How shall I make my return?
您首先应该在梵蒂冈的花园里谨慎地露个面 You should begin with a discreet appearance in the Vatican gardens.
也许可以去拜访一下圣特蕾莎修道院的修女们 A visit to the sisters of the convent of Santa Teresa, perhaps.
必然会有人看见您 Someone is bound to see you.
谣言会开始满天飞 Rumors will start flying.
我会偷偷拍一张您的照片 I will steal a photo of you:
模糊的 从远处拍的 blurry, from a distance,
然后我会泄露给媒体 which I will then leak to the media.
所有人都会被搅起来 Everyone will get all stirred up.
索菲娅·杜布瓦会召开新闻发布会 Sofia Dubois will call a press conference
全盘否认一切 and deny everything.
但他们会相信她吗 But will they believe her?
绝不可能 Not on your life!
接下来 有人会试图采访林德加德 Next, someone will try to interview Lindegard.
到时局面会变得难以捉摸 令人费解 It will be elusive, enigmatic
全世界将饱受海量怀疑带来的煎熬 and the world will be plagued with doubts.
他醒了吗 他死了吗 Did he wake up? Did he die?
或者他死而复生了吗 Or did he rise from the dead?
你真的很会说服人 瓦埃洛 You are very persuasive, Voiello.
回去陪你的朋友吉罗拉莫吧 And now, get back to your friend Girolamo.
马上就去 教宗陛下 Right away, Your Holiness.
最后一件事 教宗陛下 One last thing, Your Holiness.
您在昏迷中时 When you were in coma,
有任何关于那不勒斯队的发现吗 did you find out anything about Napoli?
我们会赢得意甲吗 或许还有欧冠联赛 Will we win the Serie A? The Champions League, perhaps?
欧罗巴联赛 The Europa League?
是的 我知道 我什么都知道 Yes, I did. I know everything.
你还记得亚当的千足虫吗 Do you remember Adam's millipede?
他以为那是上帝 但他错了 那是撒旦 He thought it was God. But he was wrong, it was Satan.
即使亚当也会犯错 Even Adam made mistakes.
我觉得是时候了 丹尼 我们回罗马 I think it is time, Danny, that we return to Rome.
所以这次又是什么事 So, what is it this time?
你想主持弥撒 还是想要一位女性教宗 You would like to say mass? You want a female pope?
瓦埃洛红衣主教正式授权 Cardinal Voiello granted our institute
允许我们接纳孤儿 official authorization to welcome orphans.
你撤销了授权 You revoked that authorization.
这完全在我的权限之内 Which is well within my jurisdiction.
但你为什么要那么做 But why did you do it?
圣特雷莎修道院 The Convent of Saint Teresa
长久以来都有一个更重要的使命 has long had a much more important mission:
服侍并协助教廷的教宗和红衣主教 to serve and assist the pope and the cardinals of the Curia.
不过就是免费清洗熨烫 An euphemism for washing and ironing
你们内衣和袜子的委婉说辞 your underwear and sock for free.
我们完全有能力同时照顾教宗 We are perfectly capable of taking care of the pope,
红衣主教和孤儿们 the cardinals, and orphans all at the same time.
不行 No.
我们将不顾一切地继续进行 We will move ahead regardless.
不管有没有你的授权 With or without your authorization.
我对此深表怀疑 我是不会动摇的 I highly doubt it. I am unshakeable.
而且 与我的前任相反 And, contrary to my predecessor,
我并不喜欢外交和谈判 I am not fond of diplomacy or negotiating.
这个问题就到这里 The question is closed.
你们敢反对我的撤销决定 Any step you take to counter my revocation
就会受到严厉的惩罚 will be severely punished.
你根本不关心孤儿 是吗 You really don't care about orphans, do you?
还有别人可以关心他们 Someone else can care about them.
我不想看到在梵蒂冈的花园里放牧着 I have no intention of seeing a herd of screaming children
一群大喊大叫的小孩 grazing in the Vatican gardens.
我既讨厌小孩 也讨厌孤儿 I detest both children and orphans.
教宗的表情清楚地说明了一切 吉罗拉莫
他狡猾的表情仿佛在说一切都会顺利的
我认为他是想告诉我 那不勒斯队会赢得某一场
我不知道是欧冠联赛
还是意甲冠军
教宗喜欢看我失望 但他什么都没说
如果他知道 他会直接说出来的
瓦埃洛 不可能 那不勒斯队不会赢的
但他没有说
你怎么看 吉罗拉莫 你有预感吗
不 吉罗拉莫 不
别这么对我
卡瓦罗 仔细听着
他们先是带走了费萨尔 First they took Faisal,
现在他们又要带走我的孩子 and now they're going to take my baby away, too.
怎么样 How did it go?
完美 Splendidly.
我既讨厌小孩 也讨厌孤儿 I detest both children and orphans.
现在我们必须考虑葬礼的事
我来安排葬礼
我们要邀请吉罗拉莫所有的朋友参加葬礼
什么朋友
吉罗拉莫只有我和你
恕我直言 弗朗科
你一点也不了解吉罗拉莫
我了解他
只有我了解他
节哀顺变 大人 My condolences, Eminence.
我听说你的一位朋友过世了 I heard a friend of yours passed away.
我唯一的朋友 谢谢 My only friend. Thank you.
我的导师纽曼红衣主教曾写道 My mentor Cardinal Newman wrote that
"基督徒的具体职责是反对世界" "The specific duty of the Christian is to oppose the world."
但是 我无法独自完成 However, I cannot do it alone
但有你在我身边 我可以一试 but with you at my side, I can try.
两个条件 第一 经你允许 On two conditions. One: with your permission,
我将清除圭恰迪尼 斯巴拉提 I will eliminate Guicciardini, Spalletta
和汤马西·阿特布鲁克 and Tomas Altbruck.
不管哪家政府都无法从教会夺走任何东西 And no government will take anything from the Church.
你不用冒任何险 你的私人生活将保持私密 You will risk nothing. Your private life will remain private.
你是教宗 没人能勒索教宗 You are the pope. And no ones blackmails the pope.
没人能动教宗 没人能质疑教宗 No one touches the pope. No one questions the pope.
只要我在这里保护他 Not as long as I am here to protect him.
这也就是为何 圣父 我是教会历史上 Which is why, Holy Father, I was the longest standing
在位时间最长的国务枢机卿 Secretary of State in the history of the Church.
第二个条件呢 And the second condition?
你必须帮我一个忙 You must do me a favor.
如果你愿意 我就回来做你的国务枢机卿 If you do, I will return as your Secretary of State.
埃塞斯
你好 亲爱的 能给我半分钟时间吗 Hello, my dear. Might you have half a minute for me?
以圣父
圣子和圣灵的名义
阿门 Amen.
愿你们平安
也与您的灵魂同在
耶稣说 要爱邻如己 Love your neighbor as yourself, Jesus says.
我只有一个邻居 就是你 吉罗拉莫 I only have one neighbor: you, Girolamo.
我不太擅长在这么多人面前讲话 I'm not very good at speaking in front of so many people.
我和吉罗拉莫一起度过了许多简单而平静的时光 With Girolamo, I spent many a simple, serene hour.
我们不需要为了快乐而做浮夸的事情 We didn't need to do grandiose things in order to be happy.
我们不需要夸夸其谈 We didn't need to make grand speeches,
因为朋友之间 沉默是金 because between friends, silence is golden.
我为什么邀请各位今天来这里 Why did I ask you all here today,
为了纪念吉罗拉莫吗 in memory of Girolamo?
是为了弥补不公 To repair an injustice.
因为只有我一人 Because I am the only one
能享有如此幸运 who had the great good fortune
和他共度时光 of spending time with him.
我想纠正这个不公 I intend to right that wrong.
也就是说 我得告诉你们吉罗拉莫是谁 Which means I need to tell you who Girolamo is.
吉罗拉莫是受苦受难的世界 Girolamo is the world that suffers.
吉罗拉莫是恩典 Girolamo is grace.
吉罗拉莫是善良与美德 Girolamo is goodness and virtue.
吉罗拉莫 我要告诉诸位 Girolamo, I say this for all of you
无缘认识他的人 who were not fortunate enough to know him,
他善良 开朗 is kind and cheerful,
快乐 充满活力 joyous, and full of life.
你们可能在想 吉罗拉莫喜欢干什么 You're probably wondering: what does Girolamo like to do?
吉罗拉莫喜欢说话 Girolamo loves to talk,
但他也喜欢倾听 喜欢给我建议 but he also likes to listen, and to give me advice.
他喜欢和我一起看电视 听广播 He likes to watch TV and to listen to the radio together with me.
吉罗拉莫喜欢奔跑和舞蹈 Girolamo loves to run and dance,
喜欢散步 唱歌和祈祷 to walk and sing and pray.
他喜欢在傍晚游泳 He loves to swim at the sunset,
喜欢与姑娘们调情 and flirt with the girls
因为吉罗拉莫是个帅小伙 because Girolamo is a good looking boy
他喜欢给姑娘们送花 and he loves to give them flowers,
因为吉罗拉莫热爱善良 because Girolamo loves kindness.
吉罗拉莫是我们无法成为的一切 Girolamo is everything we are not.
这就是为什么今天我们会聚集在这里 Which is why we have gathered here today,
来赞美他 to celebrate him.
因为我们不像他 因为我们想成为他那样的人 Because we are not like him. And because we would like to be.
这就是为什么我们会沉思并敬仰他 Which is why we contemplate and adore him.
因为吉罗拉莫知道如何去爱 Because Girolamo knows how to love,
如何当一名真正的朋友 and how to be a true friend.
这就是为什么今天他的朋友们会来这里 Which is why his friends have come here today
为什么会来这么多人 and why there are so many.
吉罗拉莫是道德指南 Girolamo is a moral guide,
这就是为什么他国家的领导们 which is why the leaders of his country
今天都在这里 are all here today.
吉罗拉莫 Girolamo,
我的兄弟姐妹们 他是位圣人 my brothers and sisters, is a saint.
这就是为什么今天教宗 Which is why the pope himself
会想要亲自为他主持弥撒 wanted to say mass today.
吉罗拉莫是受苦受难的世界 Girolamo is the world that suffers.
吉罗拉莫是给予爱的世界 Girolamo is the world that loves.
感谢上帝 And I thank God
赐我如此殊荣 让我成为他最好的朋友 for giving me the extraordinary opportunity to be his best friend.
谢谢你 吉罗拉莫 Thank you, Girolamo.
你 惟有你 才深知 You, and only you, who knew intimately
苦难之痛苦 the anguish of suffering,
牺牲之美 the beauty of sacrifice,
和爱之力量 and the power of love.
我永远不会忘记你 吉罗拉莫 I will never forget you, Girolamo.
永远不会 Never.
你为那个男孩举办的葬礼 真让人印象深刻
不止这些 我还安排了你的调动
教宗很忙 他授权我通知你
你不再是国务枢机卿
-胡说八道 -这是你的辞呈
你只要签字就行
我不会辞职的 我为什么要辞职
因为避世修女们按照我的建议
录下了你和她们那令人尴尬的对话
录音中你怒斥她们 却对孩子和孤儿没有丝毫同情
庇护十三世听说
国务枢机卿讨厌孤儿 会生气的
-这还不够 瓦埃洛 -没错
这就是为什么我寻求了我杰出助手的帮助
刚刚印出来的
卡瓦罗 你即使脱光了也会让我感到不安
如你所见 你和路易吉·卡瓦罗
很明显在颠鸾倒凤
这让人难以接受 因为这样一来
你违反了你亲自严格推行的戒律
但我是个非常体面的人
我还没有向教宗报告这一切
这就是为什么我们在这儿讨论你的调动
而不是直接把你开除出教会
阿森特 挑个你不喜欢的去处
因为那就是你要去的地方
锡耶纳 我的家乡 我从来没喜欢过
大人
我们在锡耶纳 有阿方索·巴拉
没错
对不起 我亲爱的阿森特
在锡耶纳已经有位令人信服的主教了
我想要不你改去喀布尔吧
真是个仁慈的选择 大人
赫尔南德斯在那里很孤单
你是个坏人 瓦埃洛
不 我是个恶棍
但很有用
我给你带了点东西 I brought you something.
斯巴拉提
这是怎么回事
继续 往后翻 Go ahead! Scroll through them.
后面肯定还有晚上的视频 There must be a video of the evening somewhere as well.
我们用藏在这些 We filmed it all with a camera
昂贵酒水中的摄像机拍摄了这一切 hidden among all these expensive bottles.
你想要什么 埃塞斯 What do you want, Essence?
只要一件事 一件事 一件事 一件事 Just one thing, one thing, one thing, one thing,
你们三个人 times three:
辞职 your resignations.
你 作为经济部长 You, as Minister of the Economy,
你 阿特布鲁克 you Altbruck,
作为梵蒂冈金融结构的首脑 as head of the Vatican financial structure,
还有你 斯巴拉提 and you, Spalletta,
将在两小时后被免去圣职 will be defrocked in two hours.
有什么交换条件 In exchange for what?
没有交换条件 In exchange for nothing.
你是谁 Who the hell are you?
对你们来说 我是上帝 For you, I am God.
只有我才能救下你们的贱命 I am the one who can save your asses,
让这些照片安躺在我手机里 by letting these photos simply sit in my phone,
不然我就让你们身败名裂 公开照片 or I can drown you in shit, by posting them
并交给法官 and turning them over to the magistrate.
为了避免误会 Now, in order to avoid any misunderstanding,
我提醒你们 我这位朋友尚未成年 let me remind you that my friend here is a minor.
最后 And finally...
一个小小的警告 a little warning:
要是有人 if any of you
胆敢威胁教宗 dare try and blackmail the Holy Father,
我就... I will simply...
天啊 鲍尔 你傻不傻 Jesus Christ, Bauer, how silly of you!
我刚要吐出一句威胁 I was just about to issue a threat.
好了 这样 我数到七 Ok, here is what's gonna happen: I'm gonna count to seven,
然后由你们来决定 and then it will be up to you to decide.
当然 理论上是而已 实际不是你们 In theory, of course, not in practice.
实际上由我来决定 In practice, I will decide.
因为我是上帝 Because I am God.
可别走漏了风声 Just don't let word get around,
这是个敏感问题 it's a sensitive issue.
你看 莉塞特 你一直在说 You see, Lisette, what you have been saying
社会在进步 is that society is progressing,
教会也必须跟上 and the Church must keep pace with society.
但我们在进步这方面并不是佼佼者 But we are not champions of progress.
我们是信仰的佼佼者 We are champions of faith.
我们有责任保持独特 We have a duty to be different,
所以我们才选择了充满贫苦与牺牲的生活 which is why we live with privations and sacrifices,
而修道院院墙之外的生活是安享舒适 while beyond these walls, life is comfort and pleasure.
有时 这些苦累和牺牲 At times, these privations and sacrifices seem
似乎让我们费解 incomprehensible,
似乎是错的 wrong to us.
但其实都不是 事实上它们是神秘的 But they are neither. In truth, they are mysterious.
我们也有责任保持神秘 And we have a duty to be mysterious as well.
这是我们的力量 This is our strength.
外面的社会是可预见的 Out there, society is predictable.
而可预见的东西也都是愚蠢的 And whatever is predictable is also puerile.
我是想说 一切必须原封不动吗 Am I saying that everything must remain exactly as it is?
完全不是 Not at all.
你们修女已是独特的 神秘的 But you sisters are already different and mysterious.
但是从另一方面来说 神父们 The priests, on the other hand,
已经和世俗社会走得太近 have moved too close to civil society.
所以 问题不在于给予你们 So, it is not a matter of extending to you sisters
神父的权利和特权 the rights and privileges of the priests,
而是让他们也承担 but rather of extending to the priests
修女们的责任和苦累 the duties and the privations of you nuns.
这就是教会中 This is the only equality
唯一确实可行的平等 that is truly feasible in the Church.
神父们必须给你们洗衣服 就像你们帮他们洗 The priests must do your laundry, just as you do theirs.
他们必须内省 找到你们的优雅 They must look, within themselves, to find your grace,
你们的宽容 your generosity,
你们的智慧 your intelligence,
你们的爱 and your love.
你们的义也会变成他们的义 Your righteousness will become their righteousness.
但这不代表他们的罪也会变成你们的罪 But that's not to say that their sins will become your sins.
你们中间谁是没有罪的 Which of you is without sin?
好 Fine.
谁是没有罪的 Whoever is without sin
谁就可以先拿石头打那个人 shall cast the first stone.
这是一种成熟心理的关系 This would be a psychologically mature relationship,
就像你所说的那样 as you would call it,
男女之间的关系 莉塞特 between men and women, Lisette.
明天中午 我要那张照片传遍世界 Tomorrow, at noon, I want that photo everywhere.
好 Fine.
我们处置你白痴前夫的方法你还满意吗 Are you happy we did in that idiot ex-husband of yours?
还行吧 Up to a point.
但他不会因为他的恶行受到惩罚 But he will go unpunished for what he did.
真正的惩罚不是在狱中进行的 索菲娅 True punishment is served not in prison, Sofia,
而是在灵魂中 but in one's soul.
约翰爵士必须拿定注意 Sir John must make up his mind
同庇护十三世会面 to meet Pius XIII.
-我同意 -你要说服他 - I agree. - And you will have to convince him.
不 我不去 No, not me.
好吧 那我来 Fine. I'll convince him, then.
莱尼·贝拉多从昏迷中苏醒
这张照片上的他看起来很健康
天主教世界一片混乱 一张照片... The Catholic world is in total turmoil. A photograph...
终于获得批准
一张健康的庇护十三世的照片疯传开来
列宁常问 "该怎么办呢" "What is to be done?" As Lenin used to ask.
我有两个想法 I have two ideas.
第一 The first,
官方否认 以安抚不安的人 an official denial so as to calm agitated souls.
我们可以发表声明 We can release a statement:
"那张莱尼·贝拉多的照片不值一提 "That picture of Lenny Belardo is nothing
不过是老照片而已" but an old photograph."
没人会信的 That will convince no one.
没错 但那会慢慢酿出怀疑 而怀疑是武器 True, but it will insinuate doubt. And doubt is a weapon.
你的第二个想法呢 And your second idea?
-巩固您 圣父 -怎么巩固 - To reinforce you, Holy Father. - How?
现在有个绝佳的机会 With the golden opportunity
摆在您面前 您的三钟经 that you are being offered: your Angelus.
您那些朋克照片大受喜爱 The popularity of those photos of you as a punk
所以我们预计礼拜日会有大批人前来 leads us to believe that hordes of people will come on Sunday.
不过 圣父 Regardless, Holy Father,
虽然我们不习惯决定未来 even though it is not our habit,
我们依然得做个决定 we have to make a decision about the future.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我们不能把庇护十三世永远关在某间房里 We cannot confine Pius XIII to an apartment his whole life.
你建议我们怎么做 What do you recommend we do?
只有您和庇护十三世才能决定 That is a decision only you and Pius XIII can decide.
怎么做 But how?
见一面 By meeting.