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-现在他在何处 -他怒发冲冠 -Where is he now? -He's angry.
但与你无关 亦与我不相干 But not with you, or for that matter with me.
他的怒气使他看待事物时不再客观 His anger keeps Him from viewing matters objectively.
因此 以示抗议 他前往别处 And so, in protest, he's moved to a new place,
他降临在了城郊的 he's gone to the outskirts of town,
一家补胎店楼上的脏乱公寓 a filthy studio apartment upstairs from a tire repair shop.
夜里 主热得难以忍受 At night, God suffers from the heat.
他似乎无法入睡 因为他意识到了 He can't seem to sleep, because He's come to the conclusion
对于人类他已无能为力 that there's nothing He can do about human beings.
他认定了自己已失去信徒 He's decided that He's lost the u.
现在该你说了 Now it's up to you.
圣座您对瑞士卫队指挥官之妻的关心 The attentions that Your Holiness has been paying to the wife
并非无人察觉 of the commandant of the Swiss Guard have not gone unnoticed.
依据舆论 According to vox populi,
有人认为圣父您 it is believed that the Holy Father
和那位女子的关系并不得体 is conducting an unseemly relationship with that woman.
古铁雷斯蒙席说得很对 Monsignor Gutierrez was right:
授予给天主教会内领受圣秩圣事的神职人员的荣衔
在梵蒂冈 流言蜚语即是诽谤 In the Vatican, gossip is called calumny.
圣座 您打算怎么做 Your Holiness, what do you intend to do?
革命 托马索 Revolution, Tommaso!
我要发起一场革命 I intend to start a revolution.
人们说您是位圣人 People say you're a saint.
一位能施展奇迹的圣人 People say you're a saint who performs miracles.
万福玛利亚，你充满圣宠 Hail Mary, full of grace.
选自路加福音圣母经前段
主与你同在 Our Lord is with Thee.
你在妇女中受赞颂 Blessed art Thou among women,
你的亲子耶稣同受赞颂 and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
天主圣母玛丽亚 Holy Mary, Mother of God,
求你现在和我们临终时 pray for us sinners,
为我们罪人祈求天主 now and at the hour of our death.
阿门 Amen.
被我们抓到了 Bingo!
现在 圣父 Now, Holy Father,
我不再确定该祈求什么奇迹 I no longer really know what miracle to wish for.
埃丝特 Esther,
我爱主是因为 爱凡人是如此痛苦 I love God because it is so painful to love human beings.
我爱主 无论他对我不离不弃亦亦或弃我不顾 I love a God that never leaves or that always leaves me.
主 和主的缺席 God，the absence of God,
总能使我安心而坚定 always reassuring and definitive.
我是个神父 I am a priest,
我已背弃了我的男信徒 I have renounced my fellow man,
女信徒 my fellow women,
因为我不想遭受痛苦 because I don't want to suffer,
因为我没有能力 because I'm incapable
去承受爱的痛心之感 of withstanding the heartbreak of love,
因为我不快乐 because I'm unhappy,
就像所有神父一样 like all priests.
如果我能以你所想的方式去爱你 那会很美好 It would be wonderful to love you the way you want to be loved,
但那不可能 but it's not possible.
因为我不是一个男人 Because I am not a man.
我是个懦夫 I am a coward.
就像所有神父一样 Like all priests.
目前来说这些照片足够了 That's enough photos for now.
小心点那个管家 Watch out for the custodian.
-你还想走下去吗 -我想 你呢 -Are you up for going on? -I am. What about you?
-玛丽修女会担心的 -我不在乎 -Sister Mary will be upset. -I don't care.
我想要找到我的父母 I wanna find my mom and dad.
-我要回去了 对不起 莱尼 -好吧 -I'm going back. I'm sorry, Lenny. -Ok.
你还是睡不着啊 You couldn't get to sleep!
夜晚无法给予我慰藉 The evening doesn't console me.
一点都没变 如你如见 Nothing's changed, as you can see.
有些事还是变了的 Well, something's changed.
以前你只是个混蛋 但现在成了教宗 You were just a jerk, now you've become the Pope.
我们来偷偷地共享一支烟吧 Let's smoke a cigarette together, secretly.
-就像小时候那样 -就像小时候那样 -Like when we were kids. -Like when we were kids.
你能来跟我问好我真的很高兴 I'm glad that you find a moment to say hello to me.
你怎么能怀疑我会不来呢 How could you doubt that I'd come?
怀疑是我的习惯 I always doubt.
你打算什么时候给主教们做神圣的演说呢 When are you gonna make this blessed speech to the cardinals?
等我有话要说的时候 When I have something to say.
好吧 我没有烟了 Well, I'm all out of cigarettes.
圣父没在宗座宫殿 The Holy Father isn't in the Apostolic Palace.
教廷国务卿也不在 Nor is the Cardinal Secretary of State.
现在几点了 What time is it?
凌晨三点 Three in the morning.
我会处理的 你去休息吧 I'll take care of it. You go to sleep.
别对任何人说这个事 And don't say a word to anyone.
-我能进来吗 -当然 -谢谢 -Will you let me in? -Of course. -Thank you.
夜色下你显得十分美丽 玛丽修女 You are very beautiful at night, Sister Mary.
别 Please...
我来给你介绍我的好友 吉罗拉莫 Let me introduce you to my best friend, Girolamo.
他是个很好的朋友吧 -当然 唯一一个不会批评我的人 Is he a good friend? -Yes, the only one who never criticizes me.
-你来这有事吗 -事关教宗 -Why did you come here? -Because of the Pope.
真是令人失望 我以为你是为我而来的 How disappointing! I thought you came because of me.
没人知道教宗的去向 Nobody knows where the Pope is.
不用担心 Oh don't worry.
教宗们想体验一下自由是什么滋味 Sooner or later all popes need to remind themselves
这是迟早的事 what freedom is.
他们会回来的 Then they come back.
我们当时都得把庇护十三世的前任 We had to go to retrieve Pius XIII's predecessor
从一个游戏厅里给拉回来 from a bingo parlor.
他甚至和玩家争吵 说人家作弊 He was arguing with the caller, saying he was cheating.
你想安慰别人的时候 真的是很会安慰人 When you want, you know how to be quite comforting.
你真是美丽 玛丽修女 在这夜里 How beautiful you are, Sister Mary, at night.
你之前已经说过了 You already told me that.
我们独爱主是因为 We love God because it is so painful
爱其他男女是如此痛苦 to love other men and women.
你我舍弃了我们的那些忠实的信徒 You and I have renounced our fellow men, and women,
因为我们不想承受这些 because we don't want to suffer,
因为我们都无法去承担 because we're incapable
那令人心碎的爱 of withstanding the heartbreak of love.
因为我们不快乐 Because we're unhappy.
因为我们是懦夫 Because we're cowards.
所有的神父和修女都是如此 Like all priests and all nuns.
你说的很好听 Your words are beautiful.
但这不是全部 But that's not all.
这些都是真的 They're true.
这不是我说的 这是你的教宗说的 They are not my words, they're the words of your Pope.
好了 好了 吉罗拉莫 现在我要告诉修女玛丽 Yes, yes, Girolamo, now I'll tell Sister Mary.
你准备告诉我什么 What are you going to tell me?
我有一个办法能毁掉圣父 That I had found a way of destroying the Holy Father.
我已经收集好了一个很不错的老式丑闻的证据 I'd collected all the evidence for a good old-fashioned scandal.
但是我不想这么做了 But I'm not going to do it!
都在这里了 The evidence is in here.
你拿走吧 Here, you take it.
在你手里可比在我手里安全多了 Your hands are safer than mine.
因为 你知道吗 修女玛丽 Because, you know something, Sister Mary?
你是对的 你的教宗还真是一位圣人 You were right, your Pope really is a saint.
是的 Yes.
他的确是 He is!
-晚上好 先生 -你好 -Good evening, Sir. -Hi.
能卖我们一些烟么 Would you sell us some cigarettes?
我不知道还有没有了 I don't know if we have any.
你们先在这儿待会 我去看一下 Make yourselves comfortable and I'll go check.
谢谢你 Thank you.
安德鲁 Andrew!
请坐下吧 Please, take a sit.
英国人 English?
美国人 Americans.
你们看起来就像两个神父 You look like a couple of priests.
我们不是神父 We are not priests.
你见过两个穿着运动服的神父么 Have you ever seen two priests wearing track suits?
我什么事都见过 I've seen everything.
对了 你们知不知道我有些客户坚持说 By the way, did you know I have clients who insist I am proof
我就是上帝存在的证明 of the existence of God?
有趣的理论 Interesting theory!
不过他们错了 But they are wrong.
他们找到我是因为他们无法看那么远 They see me because they can't see far.
你能够看得很远 Can you see far?
是的 Yes.
而且我有上帝存在的证明 And I have proof of the existence of God.
让我见识一下 女士 Show me, ma'am.
让我见识一下 我恳求你 Show me, I implore you.
你的眼睛 Your eyes...
你的眼睛 先生 Your eyes, sir.
这就是上帝存在的证据 They are proof of the existence of God.
我们该走了 We should go.
晚安 女士 Goodnight, ma'am.
你还记得那段日子么 Do you remember the time...
修女玛丽带我们去管家的家里 Sister Mary took us to the custodian's house?
比利的母亲 将死之际 Billy's mother, on her deathbed?
我记得 但是我不想谈论这件事 Yeah, I remember. I don't wanna talk about it.
装作若无其事 It's pointless for you
对你来说没有任何意义 莱尼 to go on pretending nothing happened, Lenny.
那个房间里发生了一些非同寻常的事情 Something extraordinary happened in that room.
我并不想谈论这事 I don't feel like talking about it.
你是我最好的朋友但是我却一点都不了解你 You're my best friend and I don't understand you.
你为什么不想说 Why don't you wanna talk about it?
我只想说那些我能够理解的事情 I only want to talk about things that I understand.
你不明白吗 Don't you get that?
那么 如果我让你担任 So, what if I asked you to become Prefect
圣职长一职如何 for the Congregation for the Clergy?
从全世界挑选那些能够成为祭司的候选人 Select the candidates for priesthood from all over the world:
你愿意吗 Would you do it?
如果我拒绝呢 And what if I were to refuse?
那我就要动用教宗之权了 Then I'd be forced to make recourse to my sovereign power.
现在我是教宗了 I am the Pope, now.
我有事要告诉你 I wanna tell you something.
一些我从来都没告诉过你的事 It's something I've never told you before.
那现在告诉我把 So tell me now.
当你第一次到孤儿院的时候 When you first came to the orphanage,
我从窗户里 I was watching...
一直在看着你 from a window,
我不记得你父亲是谁了 and I don't remember your father,
但是我却记得你的母亲 but I remember your mother.
她长什么样 What did she look like?
她留着中分的发型 长发垂于两边 Her hair was parted in the middle long and on the sides...
她的眼睛 and her eyes...
很明亮 were bright...
又很冷漠 and... impassive,
这让我觉得她很难过 which made me think she was sad.
那就是我在梦里见到她的样子 That's exactly how I dream of her.
每一次 Always.
为什么你没告诉过我 Why didn't you ever tell me?
我们还小的时候 我想 When we were boys, I thought,
我想这会使你痛苦万分 I thought it would cause you too much pain.
现在也会使我痛苦万分 It causes me too much pain even now.
你想逃跑么 Did you want to run away?
来吧 让我们回里面去吧 Come on, let's go back inside.
我没有对教廷国务卿说任何事 I haven't said anything to the Cardinal Secretary of State.
十分感谢 修女玛丽 Thank you so much, Sister Mary.
蒙席 我原谅你为了教廷国务卿 Monsignor, I forgive you for having betrayed our confidences
背叛了我们之间的信任 to the Cardinal Secretary of State.
圣父 您是怎么发现的 Your Holiness, how did you find out?
我原谅你一直在酗酒 I forgive you for being an alcoholic
而且我建议你停止酗酒 and I recommend you stop drinking
因为你即将前往美国 now that you're about to
接受一个极具挑战性的任务 set off on a challenging mission to America.
圣座 您还知道我什么事情吗 Your Holiness, what else do you know about me?
我知晓作为一个权高位重的人 I know everything a powerful man needs to know
应该对其共事者所应知晓的一切 about the people he works with.
而且是我 不是沃伊洛 And I, not Voiello,
是这里最有权势的人 am the most powerful man of all.
那除此之外您还知道我什么 圣父 And what else do you know about me, Holy Father?
难道还有什么需要我知晓吗 What else is there to know?
你总是在说我有多么神圣 You always talk to me about my holiness,
那些我实现的所谓的奇迹 the miracle I've supposedly performed,
但是对于我唯一需要的奇迹 你却只字未提 but you never tell me anything about the only miracle I need,
这个奇迹从未发生过也永远不会发生 the miracle that doesn't happened and never will:
那就是再次见到我的父母 Seeing my parents again.
您一定要相信主 圣座 You must have faith in God, Your Holiness,
并且终有一天 您会与他们相见 and you'll see them again.
我越来越老了 I'm getting old.
时间变得像薄纸一般 Time is turning into a thin sheet,
而且如果他们已死 对我来说就毫无意义 and seeing them dead is of no interest to me.
我只对生者感兴趣 I'm only interested in the living.
圣父 Holy Father,
我还是乞求您重新考虑一下 I beg you to reconsider your decision
把古铁雷斯蒙席派到美国的这一决定 to send to America Monsignor Gutierrez.
科特威尔事件需要由 The Kurtwell case needs to be examined
一位饶有声望的人来仔细审查 by a person of substantial reputation.
古铁雷斯还不够格 Gutierrez is not up to it.
他没有必要的专业知识 He has none of the necessary expertise,
更重要的是他十分脆弱 又情绪化 and moreover he's fragile and emotional,
如果这样教廷就相当于向世界传达了一条 and the Holy See will send the world the message
我们没有重视虐待儿童的问题的消息 that it does not take seriously the problem of child abuse or,
甚至是对此置之不理 even worse, is not interested in it.
并而且还有个问题 And there is another problem.
我本不想告诉您的 但现在不得不说了 I didn't want to tell you, but now I'm forced to:
圣座 古铁雷斯是个酗酒者 Your Holiness, Gutierrez is an alcoholic.
我知道 I know.
并且我还有另外一个秘密 And there is also another secret.
如果那个秘密我也知道呢 What if I knew that one too?
如果我知道你所有的秘密呢 主教大人 What if I knew all your secrets, Your Eminence?
你想要达成什么目的呢 What were you hoping to achieve?
爆出丑闻 Start a scandal?
你居然想到要去威胁那个可怜的 The idea of threatening that poor girl,
不孕不育的女孩 who suffers from sterility!
你是不择手段的吗 主教大人 Will you stop at nothing, Your Eminence?
你难道不懂怜悯这个词的含义吗 Don't you know the meaning of the word pity?
你还想做到哪一步 How far were you willing to go?
难道你还要敲诈圣父吗 Would you have blackmailed the Holy Father?
难道你还想要 Would you have gone so
把那些照片寄给新闻报社 far as to give those pictures to the press,
来影射一段我和那位年轻的女士之间 to insinuate a nonexistent sexual relationship
根本不存在的性关系吗 between me and that young woman?
你还没有搞清楚你过时的那一套 You haven't figured out that your old methods
只在曾经的教宗身上应验 only work on the old popes,
那些害怕得罪舆论教宗 who were afraid of losing consensus.
在我身上不灵 They don't work with me.
我是年轻的教宗 I am the young pope.
我不在意舆论 I put no stock in consensus.
谁说的 Who told...
是谁告诉您这些事情的 Who told you all these things?
你摆着政治家的架子 You put on airs as a politician,
却还没有搞清楚你遇到了一个 You still haven't figured out you've run up against
比你还要狡猾得多的政治家 a politician far cannier than you.
我 Me.
圣父 我已经毁掉那些照片了 Holy Father, I've already destroyed those pictures.
这是真的 我是曾想用旧的 粗暴的方式威胁您 It's true, I was thinking of using old, violent methods,
但是我悬崖勒马了 圣父 but I repented in time, Holy Father.
我在真正犯错之前就忏悔了 I repented before I could sin.
您对那位年轻女子的一席话 The wonderful words that
使我醒悟了 you said to that young woman illuminated me.
我恳求您原谅我 I implore you, forgive me.
-我需要您的原谅-你不需要我的原谅 -I need your forgiveness. -You don't need my forgiveness.
你需要我的同情 You need my compassion.
现在别再给自己丢人了 赶紧滚吧 Now stop making a spectacle of yourself and get off.
圣父 您的三重冕已从华盛顿抵达 Holy Father, the papal tiara has arrived from Washington,
完好无缺 it's in perfect condition.
让西斯廷教堂做好准备 Prepare the Sistine Chapel.
是时候给这些红衣主教们演说了 The time has come to address the cardinals.
他们还在这 They're still there.
我要转过去了 而他们还会在这 I'm going to turn around, and they'll still be there.
我现在要转回去了 我会看到他们 I'm going to turn around now, and I'll see them:
爸爸和妈妈在等着我 Mom and dad waiting for me.
咚咚 "Knock knock!"
我们不在 We're not in.
红衣主教兄弟们 从今天起 Brother cardinals, from this day forward,
不论是谁敲门 我们都不在 we're not in, no matter who's knocking on our door.
只有上帝敲门时 我们才能开 We're in, but only for God.
从今往后 一切曾完全敞开的事物 From this day forward, everything that was wide open
都将关闭 is gonna be closed.
福音传道 Evangelization.
我们已经做到了 We've already done it.
普世主义 Ecumenicalism.
经历过也做到了 Been there, done that.
宽容 Tolerance.
已经不复存在 It doesn't live here anymore.
已经被驱逐 It's been evicted.
它为装修品味完全相反的新房客 It vacated the house for the new tenant,
腾出了房子 who has diametrically opposite tastes in decorating.
我们多年来一直把手伸向他人 We've been reaching out to others for years now.
是时候停止了 It's time to stop!
我们哪也不去了 We are not going anywhere.
我们就在这里 因为 我们究竟是什么 We are here. Because, what are we?
我们是水泥 We are cement.
水泥是不会移动的 我们是没有窗户的水泥 And cement doesn't move. We are cement without windows.
所以我们不去看外面的世界 So, we don't look to the outside world.
只有教会才拥有探寻真理的神授才能 "Only the Church possesses the charisma of truth",
安提阿的圣依格那修说过 said St. Ignatius of Antioch.
基督教会领袖之一 相传曾受约翰直接的教导
他说的是对的 And he was right.
我们没有理由往外看 We have no reason to look out.
相反 看那边 Instead, look over there.
你们看到了什么 What do you see?
那是一扇门 That's the door.
是走进这里的唯一途径 The only way in.
狭小且让人感到不适 Small and extremely uncomfortable.
那些想要了解我们的人必须要找到 And anyone who wants to know us has to find out
穿过这扇门的方法 how to get through that door.
主教们 我们得要重新闭关 Brother cardinals, we need to go back to being prohibited.
不可接近而又神秘 Inaccessible and mysterious.
这是我们能再次拥有价值的唯一办法 That's the only way we can once again become desirable.
也是伟大之爱的故事诞生的唯一途径 That is the only way great loves stories are born.
我不需要任何临时的信徒 And I don't want any more part-time believers.
我想要伟大之爱的故事 I want great love stories.
我想要为上帝寻找狂热信徒 I want fanatics for God.
因为狂热才是爱 Because fanaticism is love.
其他一切都是替代品 Everything else is strictly a surrogate,
必须待在教会之外 and it stays outside the church.
在上一届教宗的积极下 With the attitudes of the last Papacy,
教会为自己赢得了许多 the church won for itself great expressions
民众的喜爱 of fondness from the masses.
变得受欢迎 It became popular.
那不是挺好的吗 你可能这样想 Isn't that wonderful, you might be thinking!
我们收获了如此之多的尊敬和友善 We received plenty of esteem and lots of friendship.
我不知道要怎么样去 I have no idea what to do
面对着整个世界的友善 with the friendship of the whole wide world.
我想要的是对上帝绝对的爱和完全的忠诚 What I want is absolute love and total devotion to God.
那意味着教会只是为少数人准备的吗 Could that mean a Church only for the few?
这是一个假设 That's a hypothesis,
假设和现实不一样 and a hypothesis isn't the same as reality.
但即使这个假设没有如此难言 But even this hypothesis isn't so scandalous.
比起拥有不专心而又冷漠的一大群人 Better to have a few that are reliable
还是拥有少却可靠的人更好 than to have a great many that are distractible and indifferent.
公共广场已经拥挤不堪了 The public squares have been jam-packed,
但他们心中却没有上帝 but the hearts have been emptied of God.
你不能用数量来衡量爱 You can't measure love with numbers,
只能用强度来衡量 you can only measure it in terms of intensity.
根据绝对服从命令的原则来衡量 In terms of blind loyalty to the imperative.
用你的灵魂牢牢记住这个词 Fix that word firmly in your souls:
命令 Imperative.
从今天起 这就是教宗想要的 From this day forth, that's what the Pope wants,
这就是教会想要的 that's what the Church wants,
这就是上帝想要的 that's what God wants.
所以礼拜仪式不再是一个社交活动 And so the liturgy will no longer be a social engagement,
它会成为一项艰苦的工作 it will become hard work.
而罪恶也不再会被随意原谅 And sin will no longer be forgiven at will.
我不期望你们的掌声 I don't expect any applause from you.
在这个小教堂里没有谢谢之类的说法 There will be no expressions of thanks in this chapel.
我不会说 None from me.
你们也不会说 And none from you.
礼貌和教养与上帝之民无关 Courtesy and good manners are not the business of men of God.
我希望的是 What I do expect...
你们会按我说的去做 is that you will do what I have told you to do.
你们只能顺从教宗庇护十三世 There is nothing outside your obedience to Pius XIII.
否则等待你们的就是地狱 Nothing except Hell.
一个你一无所知的地狱 但是我知道 A Hell you may know nothing about, but I do.
因为是我建造的 就在那扇门后 Because I've built it, right behind that door:
地狱 Hell.
在过去几年里 我为你们建造了地狱 In the past few days, I've had to build Hell for you,
这也是我姗姗来迟的原因 that's why I've come to you belatedly.
我知道你们会遵守的 因为你们已经明白 I know you will obey, because you've already figured out
这个教宗并不怕失去信徒 that this pope isn't afraid to lose the faithful
即使他们只是些微的不忠诚 if they're been even slightly unfaithful,
而且那也意味着 and that means this Pope does not negotiate.
这个教宗不会做出任何让步 On anything or with anyone.
也不会被要挟 And this Pope cannot be blackmailed!
从今天起 妥协 这个词 From this day forth, the word "Compromise",
已经从词汇表中去掉了 has been banished from the vocabulary.
我刚刚删掉了 I've just deleted it.
当耶稣愿意被钉在十字架上 When Jesus willingly mounted the cross,
他没有做出妥协 he was not making compromises.
我也没有 And neither am I.
阿门 Amen.
跳 Jump.
圣父 Holy Father,
我必须要坦白我做的一件坏事 I have to confess a horrible thing I did.
只向上帝坦白你的秘密 埃丝特 Confess your secrets to God alone, Esther.
即使和我有关 Even those that have to do with me.
我只能能为你做一件事 原谅你 There's only one thing I can do for you: Forgive you.
永远原谅你 Forgive you always.
圣父 我感受到了 Holy Father, I feel it.
对 我感受到了 Yes, I feel it.
是的 Yes.
没错 我也感受到了 You're right. I feel it too.
再见 ZiZi' 谢啦 Bye, Zizi', thanks!
先生 多么荣幸 Gentlemen... what an honor!
我是 To what do I owe...
缘何 the reason...
获得这次的拜访呢 for this visit?
托尼诺·皮托拉 Tonino Pettola,
这次拜访的原因 the reason for this visit...
正是因为 你把我们惹毛了 is that you... have busted our balls!