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北约军事承诺... Military commitment from NATO...
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核末日时钟停在午夜前一分钟 Nuclear doomsday clock standing at one minute till midnight.
校对 Elena777
霍博肯 1985年
时间轴 海星星 廉童伍
后期 渔夫
总监 Elena777
兄弟们 我们共同祈祷 Brothers. Let us pray.
仁慈的主啊 我们即将深入虎穴 Dear Father, hold us in your light
请为我们点亮前路 as we prepare to enter the whore's den.
一分钟后 午夜降临 One minute to midnight,
灭绝边缘将至 on the very brink of extinction.
请为他们指点迷津 一如您为我们拨开迷雾 Please open their hearts as you opened ours.
-以耶稣之名 阿门 -阿门 ‐ In Christ's name, amen. ‐ Amen.
《瞭望塔》 你准备好了吗
一分钟后午夜降临 时间不等人 韦德 One minute before midnight. Ticktock, Wade.
你们准备好迎接真相了吗 Are you ready to hear the truth?
邻居们好 你们准备好迎接真相了吗 Hello, neighbors. Are you ready to hear the truth?
你是什么人 The fuck are you supposed to be?
末日时钟拨动 距离午夜还有一分钟 The doomsday clock just moved to one minute to midnight.
此时此刻 At this very moment,
美利坚合众国的核武库已严阵以待 the entire nuclear arsenal of our great country
准备向俄罗斯人发射 反之亦然 is ready to launch at the Russians, and vice versa.
这些熊猫是什么意思 What's up with the pandas?
在天国 In the Kingdom of Heaven,
上帝所有的创造物和平共处... all God's creations live in peace with each...
能把你的领带给我吗 Can I have your tie?
不要欺负他 Leave him alone.
来吧 再给我讲讲熊猫 Come on. I want to hear more about the pandas.
快来 你来自哪里 Come on! So where you from?
塔尔萨 Tulsa.
俄克拉荷马州吗 Oklahoma?
你来泽西做什么 What are you doing in Jersey?
-这里是罪人之地 -这点我同意 ‐ This is where the sinners are. - I can't argue with you there.
你真觉得末日将至吗 You really think it's over?
什么意思 What do you mean?
你听过尼克松的新闻讲话了 You heard Nixon on the news.
核弹会炸死所有人吗 Is the bomb gonna kill us all?
是的 应该会 Yes. I believe it is.
你不害怕吗 Aren't you afraid?
不怕 女士 No, ma'am.
你怕我吗 Are you afraid of me?
不怕 女士 No‐no, ma'am.
那你怕什么 Well, what are you afraid of?
什么也不怕 Nothing.
你要干什么 What are you doing?
你是处男吗 Are you a virgin?
什么 What?
-你跟人上过床吗 -没有 - Have you ever had sex with a person? - No.
这可能是你最后的机会 俄克拉荷马人 This might be your last chance, Oklahoma.
被核弹炸飞前 得抓紧时间享受一次啊 You wouldn't want to get nuked before you get fucked. Do you?
等等 Wait.
没事 你站好就行了 It's okay. Just stand there.
拜托 我不想 Please, I... I don't want to.
嘴上说不想 身体可是很诚实 It sure looks to me like you do.
去死吧 "圣男" Fuck you, Bible boy!
我把俄克乡巴佬扒光了 I got that Okie's clothes!
我靠 Fuck.
你个傻蛋 You dummy.
你太可悲了 你就是个罪人 You're pathetic, and you're a sinner.
你是个肮脏的罪人 You're a filthy dumb sinner,
你这是罪有应得 and now you get what you deserve!
怎么了 What happened?
怎么回事 What happened?!
发生了什么事 What happened?!
到底怎么回事 What happened?!
精彩的百老汇演出吸引我们搬回来 We came back for all the hit Broadway shows.
中央公园的幽静徒步道吸引我们回来 We came back to hike through Central Park for hours and not see another soul.
太浪漫了 It's so romantic!
也许我不该回来 Maybe I shouldn't have come back
因为这里太安全了 我都快失业了 'cause if this place gets any safer, I'm gonna be out of a job.
我为了意大利菜回来 I came back for Italian food.
知道我们现在怎么吃鱿鱼吗 You know how we like our squid now?
挤点柠檬汁 加点番茄酱 With lemon and a little marinara.
回到纽约吧 Come back to New York.
准确消费者调查 回到纽约吧
参观意愿为10 Desire to visit: 10.
向亲朋好友推荐指数为10 Recommend to family and friends: Ten!
搬迁意愿为10 Desire to relocate: Ten!
大家内心很嫌弃 They despised it.
什么 What?
大家厌恶这个广告 They despised your commercial.
不 大家都说很喜欢 No! They‐they all said they loved it.
我的工作不是告诉你人们的口头空话 You didn't hire me to tell you what they said.
而是点明他们内心的真实想法 You hired me to tell you the truth.
大家肯定都嘴硬说愿意搬回来 They told you they loved it
血气方刚的俄克拉荷马老爷们绝不会认怂啊 because what hot-blooded Oklahoma male is gonna admit he's scared?
我观察了大家观看时的反应 I watched them watch,
他们内心恐惧万分 and what I saw was fear.
人们总因为恐惧购物啊 未雨绸缪 People buy things out of fear all the time.
这次不一样 Not this kind.
抱歉 各位 但你们的广告唤醒了大家的痛苦记忆 Sorry, gentlemen, but all your ad does is remind folks
三百万人曾在此痛苦绝望地无端死去了 that three million people suffered a horrific, traumatizing, and inexplicable death.
已经过去三十年了 That was 30 years ago.
大家都忘记了 释怀了 Everybody's over it, they've moved on.
先生 以我专业的眼光来看 Well, sir, in my professional opinion,
人们不会搬来纽约 they ain't moving on to New York.
你们的鱿鱼小吃不管用啊 I suspect the calamari didn't help.
各位 All right, ladies and gentlemen.
你们之前逮捕了一些惯犯 You gathered up the usual suspects,
在你们的小黑牢里暴打他们 beat the shit out of them at your little black site,
把他们关进"反光镜"的审讯室 stuck them in Mirror Guy's interrogation pod,
到头来却一无所获 and you've got absolutely fucking nothing to show for it.
还是按我的方式来吧 So now we're gonna do things my way.
他们戴着面罩 无法辨别身份 We can't see who they are,
但视频背景透露了他们的所在 but we can see where they are.
找到这间教堂 也许就能揪出"七骑团" You find this church, maybe we find the Kavalry.
派队搜查塔尔萨50英里以内的所有教堂 I want units checking every house of worship within 50 miles of Tulsa.
大概也就四五千个吧 There can't be less than four or 5,000 of them, right?
就这么办 Okay. That'll do it, folks.
去寻找"信仰"吧 Go get me some religion.
天主教堂和浸会教堂有何不同 How do you tell difference between Catholic Church and Baptist Church?
没有本质区别 They're basically all the same.
这个可能是圣公会教堂 This one, might be Episcopalian.
老镜 你在这儿长大 Glass. You grew up around here.
你信教吗 You, you religious guy?
-你往三明治里加了生菜 -对啊 怎么了 - Is that lettuce on your sandwich? - Yeah? So?
从证物里拿的吗 Did you get it out of this?
该死 那是卡车上掉落的生菜吗 Shit. Is that from truck?
对 就是那辆装满生菜 If by truck, you mean the one filled with lettuce
由杀警的七骑团成员驾驶的卡车 大红 driven by a Kavalry member who shot a cop, yes, Red.
任其变质 还不如让我吃了 It was gonna go bad.
你好啊 Howdy.
你前妻告诉你药物化验结果了吗 What did your ex say about the pills?
还没消息 Nothing as of yet.
你告诉她 事态紧急了吗 Did you tell her that it was important?
我提过了 I communicated that, yes.
不如再打电话催催 How about you pick up the phone and communicate it again?
我们是求她帮忙 Because she's doing a favor,
求人帮忙 事儿别太多 and when someone's doing you a favor, you don't lean on 'em.
你这叫帮忙吗 So this is you doing me a favor, man?
你可是一点也不上心啊 Because it looks like you're doing nothing.
反光镜 有空吗 Mirror Guy! Got a minute?
坐吧 Have a seat.
韦德 把面罩摘了吧 我知道你是谁 Wade, you can take the mask off. I know what you look like.
根据规定 我们在警局也需佩戴面罩 Regs say to keep them on inside the precinct.
为什么 我们都是自己人啊 Why? We're all on the same side.
隐瞒身份 能保平安 The concealment of identity is critical to our safety.
韦德 你觉得我是七骑团成员吗 Wade, do you think I'm a member of the 7th Kavalry?
不是 长官 No, ma'am.
那还不赶紧把面罩摘了 Then just, why don't you roll that baby up
露出你那双忧郁的绿眼睛 and let me see those sad green eyes of yours?
-你是塔尔萨人 -差不多吧 - So, you're from Tulsa? - Close enough.
-我来自得州边界一个名叫雨果的小镇 -天呐 ‐ Town called Hugo down by the Texas border‐‐ ‐ Jesus.
112事件发生时 你在纽约 You were in New York on 11/2, huh?
准确来讲 是在新泽西 New Jersey, actually.
-你还在担惊受怕吗 -你说什么 - You still scared shitless? ‐ Excuse me?
我听说 当时在震波范围内的人 I've heard that people who were in the psychic blast zone
至今还会午夜梦回 尖叫着惊醒 still wake up in the middle of the night, screaming.
-我睡得很香 -好吧 - I sleep great. - Cool.
白夜事件后 你就加入了警局 I see you joined the force right after the White Night.
正义需要伸张 Justice needed to be applied.
法案允许警察佩戴面罩 And once they let you yahoos put masks on,
你就可以正大光明在头上缠满反光膜了 you had an excuse to wrap your entire head in Reflectatine.
你在暗示什么 Implying what?
反光膜能保护你不受震波影响 Guaranteed protection from psychic blasts.
所以 你才能睡得香 Ergo, you sleep great.
市场调研工作是你的日常伪装吗 Market research. Is that your cover?
坐在镜子后面 看蠢货表演 So, you watch a bunch of idiots,
判断他们对薯片新口味的喜爱程度 and they tell you what they hate about the new flavor of Pringles,
没人知道你其实是"反光镜"吗 so no one knows you're secretly Mirror Guy?
你明知我叫"镜中人" I know you know it's Looking Glass.
反光镜叫着亲切嘛 But you can have Mirror Guy if you want.
-谢谢配合 -这就完了 - Okay. Thanks for coming by. - That's it?
完事了 That's it.
该死 等下 Shit, wait.
我还有个疑问 There was one other thing I wanted to ask you about.
-什么药啊 -你说什么 - What pills? - I'm sorry?
我在你桌上的仙人球装了窃听器 Well, I bugged the cactus on your desk,
安吉拉·艾柏 不对 and Angela Abar‐‐ Sorry.
暗夜修女刚刚问你药物的事情 Sister Night was just asking about some pills.
你居然在我的仙人球上装了窃听器 You bugged my cactus?
别激动 联调局出身 老毛病了 Well, don't take it personally. I'm FBI, we bug shit. So...
什么药啊 What pills?
这是我和暗夜修女的私事 That's a personal issue between Sister Night and me.
透露给你 就侵犯了她的隐私 It would be a violation of her medical privacy to divulge it.
-我能走了吗 -走吧 反光镜 - May I go? - You surely may, Mirror Guy.
辛西娅·迪尔曼
爽 Yeah.
别看我 Don't look at me.
为什么 Why not?
你面罩之下的脸庞一定很帅气 I know you're beautiful under there.
摘了吧 让我看看你的模样 Just take it off. Let me see your face.
你休想看到我的脸 You're never gonna see my face.
该死 Motherfuck.
你问我操作正确吗 这不废话吗 Did I do it right? What does that mean?
操作又不难 It's not brain surgery.
按下避难所中的红色按钮不就行了吗 You just hit the big button in the shelter,
-按了就能关掉警报 -没错 先生 ‐ And the goddamn siren shuts off. ‐ Of course, sir.
我可以派技工前去 上门为您提供指导 I'm happy to schedule a technician to provide an in‐home tutorial‐‐
我不需要指导 I do not need a tutorial.
我都已经演习过500多次了 I've conducted over 500 drills on this unit.
机器出毛病了 不是我的问题 It's your machine that's malfunctioning, not me,
赶紧给我换一个 so you need to replace it!
抱歉 先生 您多久演习一次 Sir, I'm sorry. How often have you been running drills?
我想演习 就演习了 As often as I deem necessary.
好吧 但是专业报警使用手册建议 Right. It's just, the Alert Pro manual recommends
最多每六周演习一次卫星入侵 that you program an EDI simulation no more than once every six weeks.
我才不管使用手册怎么建议 I don't give two brown turds about the manual!
-好的 先生 -新机器什么时候到货 ‐ All right, sir. ‐ When can you get me a new unit?
下周四可以到货 We can ship one out to you by next Thursday.
不不不 绝对不行 No, no, no! No way!
不可以 必须早点送到 No good. I'm gonna need it sooner.
-越早越好 -可以为您办连夜加急 ‐ Post haste, soon as you can. ‐ We can do an overnight rush,
但费用相当于再买一台机器了 but that's gonna cost as much as the unit itself.
没问题 很好 连夜加急吧 No problem. That's great. Overnight, do that.
好的 先生 Yes, sir.
记得多送我一卷反光膜 And throw in another roll Of Reflectatine while you're at it.
好的 先生 Yes, sir.
感谢您对"外星防卫"的支持... And thank you for being a valued customer of ExtraDimensional Security‐‐
孩子们 Okay, guys!
你们觉得这种麦片怎么样 What do you think of the cereal?
没味道啊 It tastes like... nothing.
能说得具体一点吗 Okay. Could you be a little more specific?
不会一点味道都没有吧 I mean, everything tastes like something.
来拿药 辛西娅
这种麦片真没味 Well, this doesn't.
松脆口感如何 What about the crunch?
喜欢就举手 Raise your hand if you like the way it crunches.
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我找辛西娅·迪尔曼 I'm here to see Cynthia Tillman.
班内特 抱歉 我找辛西娅·班内特 Bennett. Sorry, Cynthia Bennett.
-你好啊 -省省吧 - Howdy. - Howdy yourself.
你的信寄到我家了 Got some of your mail at the house.
该死的邮局 Damn post office.
我都申请改住址三回了 Three times I filled out that form.
旁观者清 你说说看 Naked eye, be honest.
这几只狗一样吗 Do these dogs look exactly the same to you?
-那一只有点小 -该死 - That one's just a little smaller. - Shit.
你想养狗吗 You want her?
我养狗干什么 What am I gonna do with a dog?
又戴上帽子了啊 I see the hat is back.
没时间梳头而已 Didn't have time to comb my hair.
焦虑是正常的心理现象 韦德 It's okay to admit that you're anxious, Wade.
我没事 只是乌贼雨而已 I'm fine. Just a little squidfall.
屡见不鲜了 Happens all the time.
我是指警长被杀一事 I was talking about your chief getting murdered.
药物化验结果如何 You want to tell me about the pills?
这是"怀旧" It's Nostalgia.
"怀旧" 你确定吗 Nostalgia? You sure?
确定 Yeah, I'm sure.
而且这种药被禁了 Also sure they outlawed those
因为将记忆存储在药物中 服用后会令人发狂 'cause it turns out putting memories into pill form led to psychosis.
我强烈建议你告诉你的女性朋友 别吃了 So, I highly recommend you tell your lady friend not to take them.
我可没说是个女性朋友 I never said I got them from a lady.
这药是女人给你的吗 Did you get them from a lady?
你本可以找个好女人 You have your pick of good women,
何必非得找虐 so why do you keep getting mixed up with the ones
总和狠角色纠缠呢 that are just gonna kick you in the balls?
我之前找了你 你是个好女人 I picked you. You're a good woman.
七年来 我一直努力说服你 And for seven years, I tried to convince you
我不会扒光你 拿着你的衣服跑掉 that I wasn't gonna run off with your clothes
把赤裸的你孤零零留在原地 and leave you naked all by yourself.
七年都很点背啊 Seven years of bad luck.
事发当晚 我妈在布鲁克林 My mom was in fucking Brooklyn when it happened,
她正面承受了震波的打击 so she caught the psychic blast full‐on.
整个人都震了 I mean, full‐fucking‐on.
你们知道有这样的母亲是什么感受吗 You know what it's like to be raised by someone
她时刻为下一场乌贼雨提心吊胆 who's always just waiting for the next big one?
外星焦虑症
乌贼啊 真该死 Squids, man. Fucking squids.
我读到过一篇文章 I read an article. There's this thing...
关于基因伤痕 genetic trauma.
简言之 如果你父母遭遇了不幸 Basically, if something really bad happens to your parents,
那种伤痛会刻在基因中 it gets locked into their DNA.
我妈遭受了震波 So, when my mom got hit by the blast,
虽然我出生时... even though I wasn't born until...
112事件已经过去十年了 10 years after 11/2,
可我似乎继承了她的伤痛 it's like I inherited her pain.
你是尼莫的朋友 Friend of Nemo's?
欢迎加入 Welcome aboard.
总之 Anyway,
虽然我一直拨打"外形防卫"热线 但拨通后总会挂断 I keep calling EDS, but I always hang up.
我不想沦落成时刻提心吊胆的疯子 I don't want to end up one of those fucking nutters
用锡纸把脑袋包起来 with my head wrapped in that magic tin foil.
总有尽头吧 One day at a time, right?
可有时 感觉无穷无尽 了无希望 Just sometimes, it feels like it's never gonna end.
我曾经和你一样 I was where you are.
我之前总是止不住担心乌贼降落 I thought about that one‐eyed fucker all the time
我曾经心惊胆战 但我现在已经摆脱了恐惧 and it terrified me, but I am no longer afraid.
112事件发生时 苏联正打算消灭我们 On 11/2, the Soviet Union was on the verge of annihilating us,
我们也严阵以待 随时准备打击报复 and we were more than prepared to return the favor.
正值那时 外星大乌贼从天而降 现身纽约 Then that enormous, tentacled abomination teleported into New York.
若不是此事 我们早就灰飞烟灭了 If it hadn't arrived when it did, we would all be ash.
外星入侵使我们齐心对外 It united us against a common threat.
此事是否会有尽头 答案很肯定 Does it ever end? Of course it does,
因为我们正在隧道中 而隧道皆有尽头 because we are all in a tunnel, and every tunnel ends.
尽头处会有光亮 It ends with light.
要是你信我 And if you trust me,
我一定会尽力带你走向光明 I will do my best to show you to it.
牵手吧 Hands.
虽然我们在宇宙中不是孤身一人 We know there are other dimensions than this one,
但这里是我们的家园 but this is the dimension where we live,
我们拒绝生活在恐惧之中 and we will not live in fear.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Night.
以防你不清楚状况 I don't know if anybody told you,
我们周二8点也有集会 but we meet on Tuesdays, too. Eight o'clock.
好 Great.
-我不信你 -你说什么 - I don't believe you. - Sorry?
没有光亮 There's no light.
你还在隧道中 You're still in the tunnel.
你肯定和我们一样还在摸黑前行[蝙蝠排便] I bet you're just as batshit as the rest of us.
蝙蝠确实在隧道里排便啊 Bats do shit in tunnels.
可惜 要想探明我们是否还在隧道中 Sadly, there's no way to settle that bet
只能对比一下我们两人的伤痛了 until we can assess your trauma relative to mine.
周二来的时候 你可以跟大家分享一下 Maybe you can share when you come back Tuesday.
我周二不会来 I'm not coming back Tuesday.
好吧 Okay. Fair enough.
跟我来 Follow me.
孩子们肯定不喜欢啊 Of course they hated it.
"笑脸麦片"不含糖 谁会喜欢啊 Can't call a cereal Smiley‐O's and not put sugar in it.
吃糖对牙齿不好 All that sugar causes tooth decay,
-会引发多动症 还会致癌 -得了吧 ‐ Hyperactivity, and the big C. ‐ Come on.
我们这代人吃了那么多糖 不照样赢了越战 We used to eat buckets of sugar and we won Vietnam.
准确来说 是曼哈顿博士赢了越战 Technically, Dr. Manhattan won Vietnam,
但你的话也不无道理 but I concede the point.
要是孩子们回答了对麦片的喜爱程度 So if all the kids say is whether they like the cereal or hate it,
还要你干什么 what do they need you for?
对照组的实验对象总胡扯 Focus groups are rife with bullshit.
我的职责就是辨别真相 They need me to determine truth.
你能测谎 You can tell when people are lying?
我能 Indeed, I can.
要是我遇见两任渣男前夫之前会测谎 就好了 There's a skill I could've used two husbands ago.
-你从事什么职业 -我是一名服务员 - So, what do you do? - I'm a waitress.
不是 再来 Nah. Try again.
好吧 我从事止赎行业 Okay. I work in foreclosures.
不对 女士 你说谎 No, ma'am, you do not.
我是放射科医生 I'm a radiologist.
这回是实话 Indeed you are.
既然已经知道对方的职业了 So, now that we've established our... respective occupations,
-是不是该看看赌注结果了 -什么赌 - should we settle our bet? - Our bet?
摸黑前行[蝙蝠排便]的赌 As to our relative batshitedness.
你就对我遭遇大乌贼袭击的经历感兴趣吗 韦德 Is that all you want out of me, Wade? My squid story?
-说不说随你 但我确实感兴趣 -其实说来好笑 - No pressure, but yes. - Well, it's fucking stupid.
112事件时 你也在场 I mean, you were there on 11/2.
-要是告诉你 你肯定会很生气 -我保证不会 ‐ You're gonna be mad when I say it. ‐ I promise I will not.
《白马》 Pale Horse.
那部电影 The movie.
92年那部电影 《白马》 Pale Horse. It came out in '92.
斯皮尔伯格执导 Steven Spielberg?
拿奖拿到手软的那部电影 Won, like, a gazillion Oscars?
好吧 我没看过 Right, right. Sure. I haven't seen it.
我可是看过上千遍了 Well, I've seen it a thousand times,
后来就懒得数了 at least that's when I stopped counting.
我对那部电影了如指掌 I know everything about that movie.
电影名《白马》取自一支乐队 It's called Pale Horse because that's the name of the band
乌贼入侵时 该乐队正在麦迪逊广场花园演出 that was playing Madison Square Garden when the squid hit.
总之... Anyway...
电影中有一幕是一个红衣小女孩 there's this one scene with this little girl in a red coat.
那是部黑白电影 所以突然出现一抹红色很是抓人眼球 The movie's black and white, so the red really pops, you know?
小女孩在先驱广场踉踉跄跄地走着 And the girl's stumbling around Herald Square,
乌贼就悬在她的上空 walking under the tentacles,
她走过堆成山的死尸... and through all the dead bodies...
她怕极了 and she's scared.
于是 她大声喊妈妈 And she's calling out for her mom.
这一幕很触动我 That just really stuck with me, you know?
虽然痴迷于电影很傻很天真 I mean, I know it's stupid. Being obsessed with a movie,
但每次看那部电影 我心里都会好受一点 but watching it just makes me feel better.
直面自己的恐惧 Face your fears thing.
因为我无视无刻不在担惊受怕 'Cause I'm scared all the time, you know?
你懂吗 I mean...
每当下乌贼雨时 There's a squidfall,
大家都不慌不忙停下车 打开雨刷 and people just pull their cars over and turn their wipers on
对待外星生物入侵 居然镇定自若吗 like aliens aren't falling from the fucking sky?
大家难道不该吓到灵魂出窍吗 Why isn't everybody petrified?
我要想平静下来 The only time I'm not losing my mind
只能看电影 或者做爱 is when I'm watching that film or fucking.
什么 What?
做爱啊 You know, fucking?
我喝醉了 And I'm drunk.
我找朋友来接我回家 I'm gonna call a friend for a ride home.
我可以送你回家 I can take you home.
你也醉了 虽然人很帅... You are also drunk. Cute...
但醉了不能开车 but drunk.
你也该找朋友来接你 Maybe you should call a friend, too.
我没有朋友 I don't have any friends.
不了 谢谢 我不抽 No thanks. I don't partake.
一根烟而已 It's just tobacco.
烟是管制物品 A controlled substance nonetheless.
-你哪来的烟 -怎么 要报警抓我啊 ‐ Where'd you get it? ‐ Why, you gonna call the cops?
打车把钱花光了 没钱打电话报警了 Used my last quarter calling the cab.
-不过味道确实好闻 -是吗 - It does smell awful good. - Does it?
你说得对 我还在隧道中 You were right. I'm not out of the tunnel.
起码 我们有彼此的陪伴 At least we're in it together.
我朋友来了 There's my ride.
周二见 See you Tuesday.
该死 Shit!
调度中心 我是镜中人 Dispatch, this is Glass.
枪击萨顿之人所开的卡车找到了吗 Did we ever recover the truck from the guy that shot Sutton?
再说一遍 Please repeat that.
载满生菜的卡车 The truck, the lettuce truck,
七骑团成员开的那辆卡车找到了吗 the goddamn Kavalry was driving. Did we ever recover it?
-没有 怎么了 -稍后再联系 - That's a negative. Why? - Call you back.
真行 蠢货 真会选地方 Way to go, dummy. You sure can pick 'em.
这回又勾搭了一个狠角色 Another kick in the balls coming up.
调度中心 我是镜中人 Dispatch, this is Glass.
我找到了七骑团嫌犯 I have positively ID'd 7K suspects.
请求支援 Requesting backup.
我在9号乡村路废弃的百货大楼 收到吗 I'm at that abandoned department store out on Rural Route 9, do you copy?
收到 这就派人支援 Copy that. We're on our way.
这里传来的声音 I heard it come out over here!
在教堂 The church!
40度 西南偏南 Forty degrees south, southwest.
-韦德 -不准动 ‐ Wade! ‐ Nobody move!
他来了 He's here!
塔尔萨警察 所有人趴下 Tulsa Police! Everybody, down on the ground.
你赶紧把那个东西关上 You! Turn that fucking thing off.
别激动 Just be cool, okay?
你们是在打开传送门吗 Are you opening portals? Are you?!
我们谈谈吧 Let's just talk about this.
回答我 不然我就开枪了 Answer me or I will shoot!
你们到底在干什么 What the hell is going on here?!
我来回答你 韦德 What's going on here Wade
我千辛万苦才把你引来这里 is that I went to a lot of trouble to bring you in.
为了骗过你 我们还故意掉落了生菜 We even rigged the lettuce to fall off the damn truck.
但如果你继续大吼大叫 But if you're just gonna keep yelling,
我就没法给你解释清楚了 I'm not gonna be able to tell you why.
你能把枪放下吗 Can you lower the gun, please?
空弹 韦德 以防你真的开枪 Blanks, Wade. Just to be safe.
对讲机也被我们操控了 And that was us on your walkie, too.
-我们劫持了你的无线电信号 -这是哪一出 - We boosted your signal. - What is this?
这是告诉你真相的唯一办法 韦德 This is the only way to show you the truth, Wade.
我真的是放射科医生 I really am a radiologist.
反光膜啊 Reflectatine, huh?
帽子里还贴反光膜啊 You put that in all your hats?
得保护自己不受震波影响啊 Gotta protect the gray matter from psychic blasts, man.
我听说反光膜很管用 I hear that stuff does the trick.
所以你才戴反光面罩吗 Is that why you made your mask out of it?
戴着面罩去警局 The one you wear to work?
我知道你的身份 镜中人 I know who you are, Looking Glass.
连声音都懒得伪装了啊 参议员 Are you even trying to disguise your voice, Senator?
该死 我还没摘面罩吗 抱歉 Shit, am I still wearing my mask? Sorry.
真是太没礼貌了 That is just incredibly rude.
为了配合他们 不得不戴 This is just for them.
-你要杀了我吗 -什么 ‐ You're gonna kill me. ‐ What?
韦德 我杀你干什么 Wade, buddy, why would I kill you?
七骑团专杀警察 You're a cop killer.
白夜事件的后遗症啊 You mean the White Night?
拜托 我不是杀人狂 Come on. I'm not a murderer.
我是一名政客 I'm a politician.
我来统领这帮蠢货 I came down here and assumed leadership of these idiots
只是为了阻止惨剧再次发生 to prevent that shit from happening again.
贾德警长生前也是如此 And my buddy Judd did the same as chief of police.
我们俩分别统领不同的小队 Each of us managing our respective team
以此维护和平局面 so that we could maintain the peace.
-这不是真相 -哪有什么真相呢 韦德 - That's not true. - Is anything true, Wade?
天呐 Lord Jesus!
但你根本不在意这些 But you don't really care about any of this
你只在意我们凭空扔篮球的那扇门 'cause all you really care about is what you saw us throwing those basketballs into.
你知道那是什么吗 You know what it was?
那是一扇CX924传送门 It was a CX‐924 teleportation window.
跨维度研究所 Just like the one they were playing around with
也有同样的传送门 at the Institute for Transdimensional Studies
-112事件时在先驱广场出现过 -没错 - in Herald Square on 11/2. - That is correct.
猜猜看 传送门有何用 You want to guess what that bad boy is for?
你们想在塔尔萨打开通道 You're gonna open up a portal in Tulsa.
-再次让大乌贼从天而降 -别逗了 - Drop another squid on us. - Come on.
多没新意啊 才不是 Where's the originality in that? No.
我们这次会来点新花样 韦德 No, we're gonna do something new. Wade.
我想给你看样东西 I'm gonna show you something,
等你看完离开时 and after you see it, you're gonna walk out of here
你再也不会害怕外星生物从天而降了 and you're never gonna be afraid of big teleporting aliens ever again.
因为我会还你自由 Because I'm gonna set you free.
作为回报 你得帮我一个忙 In return, I'm gonna ask you to do me a favor.
算是等价[乌贼]交换吧 Call it a squid pro quo.
安吉拉·艾柏 This Angela Abar?
要么是她杀了贾德·克劳福德 要么她知道凶手是谁 She either killed Judd Crawford or she knows who did.
无论如何 她对目前的稳定局面构成了威胁 Either way, she threatens to disrupt the aforementioned peace.
布莱克探员已经怀疑上她了 I know Agent Blake already suspects her,
你不如顺水推舟 so how about you just help that along?
安吉拉信任你 你来处置她吧 Angela trusts you. Serve her up,
这样我就不用派这帮种族歧视分子找上门 and that way,I don't have to ask these racist Okies to go to her house
杀光她全家了 and kill her and her entire fucking family.
我就是想让她消停一会 顺利完成我的大业 I just need to get her off the board for a couple days while I wrap things up.
你决定吧 韦德 Your call, Wade.
我都无所谓 Either way works for me.
好了 All right.
我当选俄克拉荷马参议员几周以后 Couple weeks after I was elected senator of the great state of Oklahoma,
我被指派到了拨款委员会 简直糟心 I was appointed to the Appropriations Committee, which sucked
因为我想去情报或司法委员会这种拉风的地方 because I wanted something sexy, like Intelligence or Judiciary,
可是由不得我 but you get what you get.
既来之 则安之吧 You don't get upset, so I accepted.
我入职第一天 被带到了一个小屋 In my very first day, they brought me into a little room,
他们给我看了一样东西 我即将展示给你看 and they showed me what I'm about to show you.
我花了好几年才复制成功 Took me a couple years to pirate a copy for myself.
韦德 So, Wade,
你尽可告诉警察 我是七骑团统领 you can tell your cop buddies I'm running the Kavalry
我就会反过来说服大家 你疯了 and then I'll convince them all you're crazy,
毕竟你帽子里都裹满了反光膜 谁相信你精神正常啊 which will not be difficult given your secret shiny hats.
你也可以播放视频 重获自由 Or you can press play, and finally be free.
你全权决定吧 I leave it entirely in your hands.
你好 罗伯特 我是阿德里安·维特 Hello, Robert. Adrian Veidt here.
如果他们严格遵照我的指示办事 Assuming my instructions have been followed to the letter,
那今天应该是1993年1月21日 today is January 21st, 1993,
你此时刚刚宣誓就职 and you were just inaugurated.
请允许我率先恭贺你 雷德福总统 Allow me to be amongst the very first to say congratulations, President Redford.
总统先生 这段视频的录制时间是1985年11月1日 Sir, I am recording this message on November 1st, 1985,
就你所处的时间而言 是七年前 seven years in your past.
我如何能准确预测你会当选总统呢 How could I predict that you would be elected president with such incredible accuracy?
因为这并非预测 Because I didn't predict it.
而是预谋已久 I planned it.
现在是1985年 Here, in '85,
末日将近 the end is nigh.
美苏核战迫在眉睫 Nuclear holocaust between the United States and Russia is imminent.
幸运的是 这一切也在我计划之中 Fortunately, I planned for this, too.
若想阻止人类灭绝 And the only way to stave off mankind's extinction
唯有使用比原子弹更强大的武器 is with a weapon more powerful than any atomic device.
那就是恐惧 That weapon is fear,
总统先生 我就是幕后的策划者 and I, Mr. President, am its architect.
24小时后 In 24 hours time,
对你而言 是七年前 that's seven years ago for you,
外星怪物会在曼哈顿现身 an extra‐dimensional monster will materialize in Manhattan,
释放震波 unleashing a psychic blast
一半市民将会灭亡 数百人将因此蒙上心灵阴影 that kills half the city's population, and traumatizes millions more.
但这一怪物并非来自外星 Yet the monster will not have come from another dimension at all.
而是由我一手打造 It will have come from me.
这是一场骗局 总统先生 A hoax, Mr. President.
一场精心策划的骗局 An elaborate, meticulously engineered hoax
目的是拯救世界 to save the world.
可接下来的部分会很艰难 Now, the hard part. What's next.
世界不会立即恢复和平 The transition won't start immediately.
愈合伤痛 需要时间 The world will need time to heal,
当然了 为维护和平局面 and, of course, I'll have to maintain the peace
我会继续投放小型乌贼雨 with additional small‐scale extra‐dimensional events.
但当你看到这段视频时 But now, I am sure as you watch this,
我相信人类已经做好改变的准备了 mankind is ready for change.
我期待打造一个更团结仁爱的世界 I envision a stronger, loving world
关怀弱者 committed to caring for the weak,
保护环境 实现平等 reversing environmental ruin, and cultivating true equality.
我知道这也是你的信念 I know you share these values.
所以我会尽己所能 That's why I'll do all I can,
不惜一切 确保你当选 and why I did all I could, to get you elected.
但计划若想成功 But this will only work
你必须与我通力合作 总统先生 if you willingly become my partner, Mr. President.
我们携手打造理想的乌托邦 My partner in building a utopia.
但首先 But first,
我要赢得你的信任 I'll need to earn your trust,
毫无疑问 你也有满腹的疑惑 and you, undoubtedly, have questions.
接下来的几小时 If you'll indulge me for the next few hours,
我将为你答疑解惑 I think I have some answers.
那就开始吧 So, let's dive in, shall we?
加快速度 各位 时间就是金钱 Chop‐chop, everyone! Come on! Time is of the essence!
在哪... 在这儿呢 Where's the‐‐ There we are.
很好 That's good. Yep.
准备好了吗 菲利普 Ready, Mr. Philips?
旅途平安 主人 Safe travels, Master.
三 二 一 Three, two, one!
在这儿呢 There you are.
救我
我成功了 I did it! I did it!
我信中说得不明确吗 Was I not clear in my letter?
我警告过你了 I warned you.
反反复复劝诫你 Time and time and time again.
可你继续在此为非作歹 不顾为此奉献的人们 Yet you continue to defy the laws of this land and those of us who serve it.
你奉献过吗 可悲的老混蛋 And what do you serve, you wrinkled, piteous husk of a man?
你只在乎自己 You serve only yourself!
为此 你必须接受惩罚 And for that, you must bare the consequence.
阿德里安·维特主人 Master Adrian Veidt,
以这片土地的守卫之名 by the power vested in me as warden of these lands,
我宣布 你被捕了 I place you under arrest.
愿上帝宽恕你 May God have mercy on your soul.
上帝 上帝已经抛弃你们了 God? Your God's abandoned you!
也难怪啊 你们这些可怜虫 Why wouldn't he? You're pathetic!
每个人都可悲至极 Every one of you!
维特主人说得对 Alas, Master Veidt is correct.
上帝已将我们抛弃 Our God has left us,
上帝不会再次降临了 and it is unlikely he'll return.
更无慈悲可言了 No mercy it is.
稍等 Take a minute.
感受一下 再评价 Soak it in before you say anything,
用自己的话 And just tell us...in your own words
描述一下"慈悲"香水的味道 what Mercy smells like to you.
胡扯 兜帽判官40年代就出现了 Bullshit. Hooded Justice was around in '40s.
曼哈顿博士60年代才出现 Dr. Manhattan didn't exist till 1960.
那又如何 他能穿越时空啊 So what? He could time travel.
他不能穿越时空 He cannot fucking time travel.
我看完了全集 I've watched every episode, man,
听我的没错 兜帽判官就是曼哈顿博士 and I'm telling you, Hooded Justice is Dr. Manhattan.
怎么了 Yeah?
-说说吧 -说什么 - Well? - Well, what?
-药有结果了吗 -你嘴里有真话吗 - Do you have the pills? - Is anything true?
-你什么意思 -回答我的问题 - What are you talking about, man? - Just tell me.
你嘴里有真话吗 Is anything true?
别闹了 Better stop playing around.
"怀旧" Nostalgia.
-药中储存了记忆 -谁的记忆 - These are memories. - Whose memories?
我想帮你 I want to help.
我爷爷的记忆 They're my grandfather's.
他当晚出现在树下 声称杀了克劳福德 He was at the tree. He said he killed Crawford,
但他都100岁了 怎么可能呢 but he's 100 years old. It's not possible.
所以 我帮他隐瞒了 So, I covered it up.
-对不起 -为什么道歉 - I'm sorry. - Sorry for what?
举起双手 Hands!
举起双手 不准动 Hands! Show me your hands! Do not fucking move!
我也是不得已 安吉拉 I had to, Angela.
-你干了什么 -把她铐起来 ‐ What did you fucking do? ‐ Fucking cuff her.
立刻把她铐起来 I said cuff her, now. Now!
放开我 Get the fuck off me!
为什么背叛我 Why?